#asmrtube

[drowninginblox]

My Pov on Sirensonsasmr’s bois PT1

Because I fucking can~

Alden:

🎶Moving right along in search of good vibes and good news, with good bois you can’t lose- this man is my 13th reason 🎶

Mans is a thinker and hubris is gonna be the death of us

“Don’t fuck with me!! I have the power of spite and the main character on my side-!” He says before rushing to meet the divines

I am only staying with this guy for as long as I have a bowl of popcorn on standby

NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!!!

Thresh:

🎶MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME- AND IIIII, I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVE!!! S T I L L B E L E I V E 🎶

🎶WHEN IM NOT WITH YOU I LOSE MY MIND, GIVE ME A SSSIIIIIIGGHNNN-!!!!🎶

🎶SORRY BESTIE- THIS DUDE'S MINE!!🎶

anyways

I am the captain of this simping ship. I give no fucks unless it's with that Orc

Also- fuck you- I want to give him a crown because he is my king

Theo:

I wanna live the adventure time theme song with this man

There are no thoughts in there except that song and the well-being of his MC and I love that in a partner

Fight me but I really want a crossover with Theo and Alden. Yall don't even know how much I would pay to see that- granted I can't afford the Patreon right now but shush

This good boy needs a warm flannel straight from the dryer and a waffle in his hand

Brock:

you little shit-

I- I will never understand how I stuck around long enough for this doof to grow on me

Never in my life would you catch me falling for a jock but anything can happen if you listen to siren ig (and if the mc is in the proximity of moon belles but that's neither here nor there)

All I can say is that I'm happy to hold out to spite of myself

[vtuberconfessions]

Please show Linechu your support, everyone. His asmr channel has been terminated. He's disabled & his asmr content was the majority of his income. It's over 40 million views gone into the æther because of yt's shitty moderating.

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[blurrymango]

*taps mic*

American Dad ASMR.

*I exit the stage with dignity as the crowd erupts into chaos*

[sweetsnap]

salemaudio my beloved

[eldritch-spouse]

Gallon, i swear to god, if you name our child Barrel, i will sell you to ASMRtubers

" Relax chérie, I would never do something so ridiculous. "

[9 months later]

[littlestpetship]

ITS HAPPENINGGG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS...... sorry for asmrposting here but lunasmr is my all time favorite asmrtuber they make the best venti videos theres lore and everything and its been leading up to a proposal for months now IM SO EXCITED.....

[disaster-fruit]

1400s A.D. ASMR~ Spanish Inquisition Torturing You With Eating Sounds

I need to draw hws spain like this

[cwilbah]

if u title ur asmr ‘tapping and scratching’ but theres only tapping and no scratching ur going to hell btw