#asoiaf polls

[ladystoneshart]

tumblr is widely known for its sexymen polls so why not make one for asoiaf? the problem is that if I played this straight jaime would sweep the floor with the other contestants and it would be no fun (I know my audience and also come on) so I decided to do something a bit different

so I present to you the first Unlikely ASOIAF Sexyman Poll consisting of characters that george probably never intended to be fuckable but some of you freaks and fujos want to fuck anyway...

I've seen thirst posts for all of the characters in this poll except for one (which was a suggestion from my brother that I thought was kinda funny) but now it's up to YOU 🫵 to decide which one is the most fuckable!

"but lady shart I don't like men" well neither do I but for the purposes of this poll let's all pretend we are bisexual fujo riverlands peasants and decide in our heart of hearts which of these unsexy sexy men is the most fuckable!

let the voting begin!!!!

"but shart where is the hound?" nowhere because I hate him and I feel like he would win because of the show it's MY poll and the first democratically elected president of the 7 kingdoms daenerys targaryen said I can do what I want 😉

[readingreddingread]

Bad Dad Poll

[from-ib-to-asshai]

saw a reddit post earlier ask this so i thought i would ask the same question here:

please leave your explainations in the tags/comments!

[witchthewriter]

[nerivlyrn]

Public Poll!

Hello! I have some ideas of what I want to write next so I’m putting a seven day poll up to get a democratic vote on it lol please also let me know if all of these suck lol

Yah pls let me know

[ladystoneshart]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

after a contentious race full of unexpected turns and threats of kinslaying, the people of westeros have narrowed down the election to 2 candidates, who must now race against each other for the coveted iron chair

on one side, we have the youngest brother of the late king robert. renly may not have the best (or, let's be honest, any) claim to the throne, but his dashing good looks and charming personality have captured many a heart around the seven kingdoms. still, when he saunters about with his knights of summer, some doubt his ability to support the kingdom in times of crisis, and rumours about his proclivities in bed leave the realm uncertain of his willingness to produce an heir. on his side, he has the powerful and ambitious tyrell dynasty, who promises to support this new baratheon rule with money and produce during the long winter that approaches. but will this alliance prove to be a torn on westeros' side? or rather, up it's ass? 👀

on the other side, we have the even younger heir to the targaryen dynasty, the daughter of the mad king aerys herself. daenerys might carry the name of the establishment, but the silver queen flies to westeros with promises to care for the poor and needy in their times of struggle. people in essos call her breaker of chains for her heroic campaign against slavery and oppression, but the sight of dragon fire still leaves a sour taste in many mouths around the seven kingdoms. the targaryen house words call for fire and blood, but who will bleed if the dragon queen is allowed to sit the iron throne?

the choice, for the first time in westerosi history, is up to the public:

VOX POPULI, VOX DEI!

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

Day 21 of “If They Weren’t From Their House” Month:

[greenbloods]

(9) a son or a daughter.

'where's 'ned loves my hair?'' nowhere. you must choose.

[daenysthedreamer101]