#assassination classroom ritsu

[piyesis-art]

Favorite Character DEATH MATCH

Out of all my favorite assassination classroom characters, who's surviving the first round!? Lowest votes dies, highest wins the round.

[heyhellohihowareyou]

Day 11 of Maehara Shenanigans: Ritsu

The thought of Maehara finding the image of Ritsu before he met her thinking he had a shot at asking her out amuses me.

Like, Okajima shows him the picture of her and Maehara starts making all these assumptions about her and junk while on his way to school

“She’s probably on the short side. I’m banking on a 5’1 maybe a 4’11.”

“Definitely a Pisces!”

“Bet she’s the type of girl to put hearts for her I’s.”

He practices his best pick up lines for her and everything. Ready to ask out the new girl!

Only to find out she’s an AI…

Man is devastated as hell but he figures that, even if he can’t take her out, he can at least try out his pick up lines to see if she reacts. Which he does and gets no reaction.

Him and Okajima just wallow in their sorrows but then Ritsu gets upgraded and seeing how she’s more reactive and stuff he decides to try his luck again.

She doesn’t get the hint that he was trying to flirt and misinterprets what he says. This leads to a Ritsu ramble and Maehara with his head in his hands, groaning at his own failure.

[astrosanimebirthdays]

01/01/2024

Ritsu

Capricorn

[real-life-cryptid]

watching s1 of assassination classroom for the first time in 2022. kind of silly

[couldtheycatchkira]

[fumiko-matsubara]

Our outfit of the day is Ritsu! 🩷🌸

[maeiso-trash]

Ritsu :>

[majakkie]

Made a complete class 3E seating map

If anyone else is still in assclass fandom....only me okay

[dino-anarchy]

trans-coded color wheel

[putting-kinito-in-places]

Now there are two AIs in Class E!

[nicnsmth1]

a goofy drawing of the three in koro q ^^ I wanted this to be an excuse to draw more students as well🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

[kyuziipon]

Androids beloved

ID: [two pencil sketches on notebook paper of the vocaloid utatane piko and Ritsu from Assassination classroom. They are both standing and have android features unlike their regular appearances.] /End ID

[pinkhairswagtourney]

Not-Pink-Enough Tourney, Round One

Crona Propaganda: 1.): “It’s pink in the manga. The anime made it pink-purple” 2.): “"wahh is TOO PURPLE!!!!" - some dweebs back in the first edition of the tourney” 3.): “many argue that it's purple. many are wrong” 4.): “I say their hair is pink, my friend says it's purple. we fistfight daily to decide who is correct. theither of us has won yet”

Ritsu Propaganda: 1.): “is it pink? is it purple?? it's probably somewhere in between but even the official artwork/anime disagrees on what shade it should be.” 2.): “I always see people saying that her hair is purple, but it’s just pink with cool undertones instead of warm undertones.” 3.): “I love Ritsu but. Her hair is purple. Sorry folks.”

[pyropsychiccollector]

How many kids Nagisa would have with his harem and how well of parents they would be?

That's a loaded question if there ever was one. (人◕ω◕) But in the past, I've dwelled on the kids for Kaede, Rio, and Yukiko. I suppose this grants the opportunity to reflect on the other ladies. (人◕ω◕);;

Refresher:

Kaede/Akari - 2 kids (1 boy few years older, 1 girl)

Yukiko - 3 kids (boy and girl twins, younger sister)

Rio - 2 kids (2 girls, couple years apart)

With that out of the way, let us consider... the rest. (人◕ω◕);;

Hinata-chan... I'd say that she would be content with just one kid. Given her impulse to argue and... hit things... sometimes people... She wouldn't want to subject her kids to sibling feuds. So Hinata has one kid... a boy. Not her ideal, but she's not about to try the proverbial gene lottery and get another boy... that'd just be worse. (人◕ω◕);; Hinata-chan is a good mother. She might have drilled gymnastics into her son from a young age, and taught him some, er... self-defense basics... But mostly that's just because she expects him to help protect young girls. She wants her boy to be the exact opposite of that womanizer Maehara. (人◕ω◕)

Hinano-chan has four kids. (人◕ω◕);;;; Why's she on the higher end of the spectrum? Well.... That's a very good question. (人◕ω◕);; Hinano-chan's opportunistic and likes the little bundles of joy. The other wives allow her free reign because Hinano seems to have accepted four is her limit. ... For now. (人◕ω◕);;; Unlike some people (Touka) Hinano doesn't push the envelope. ... Too much. ... She's manageable, alright? She's got three daughters and one son, all around the same age (give or take a couple years), and the worst thing they picked up from Mama is how to be little moneymakers. Which is to say, they know where all the rare bugs are, and know tips and tricks for how to make a quick ryo. (人◕ω◕) What, did you think they were prostitutes? For shame. Hinano-chan is more precious than that. And so are her kiddos. (人◕ω◕)

Rinka-chan has 1 kid. Pure and simple. (人◕ω◕) Not for lack of love for Nagisa, nah. Rinka merely... has no experience with siblings. She looks at Kaede, Rio, and Yukiko, and while it might be nice to give her son a brother or sister... She's mindful of her son's feelings. He looks at his step-siblings, sees all the chaos they get up to... And her son simply wants no part in that. He's good with keeping a watchful eye out for everyone, using the sharpshooter skills his Mama passed down to him. He's got a very good eye. 20-20 vision you might say. Just like Mama. (人◕ω◕) Rinka and Nagisa's son embodies both of their quiet, kind, helpful natures. So quiet that most of the step-siblings forget that he's there... but he is... And he's always... watching... (人◕ω◕)

Yuzuki-chan has 3 kids. This should come as no surprise. (人◕ω◕) Why 3? 3 is a magical number. In any era of manga/anime, there is usually 3 series at the top of the heap. As an example - Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach. 3 is perfection to Yuzuki-chan. No more, no less. (人◕ω◕) All her kids are boys, and Yuzuki doesn't mind one bit. From early ages, she has nudged each boy to favor one of the "greats" of each era and relentlessly love them, to the point of being able to argue passionately for why their favorite series are the best. But Yuzuki-chan is no fool, she has taught her boys to respect that others have different tastes. (人◕ω◕) So while they are rather vocal about their preferences, they do not attack each other. ... They may playfully goad one another, but they have a synergy for manga/anime that their step-siblings would be jealous of. The other wives look at Yuzuki-chan like she's got a screw loose... But it's fine. Yuzuki-chan is fine. She has merely passed on her love for manga/anime to her handsome boys. (人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)(人◕ω◕)

Touka-chan.................... (人◕ω◕);

......................................................... (人◕ω◕);;;;;;;;;;;;

Let's not beat around the bush. Touka-chan is dangerous. (人◕ω◕);;; The other wives love her like a sister, but she is dangerous. (人◕ω◕);;;;;;; When they were in E-Class, Touka-chan's aspirations to take up Irina-sensei's seduction lessons to apply as tools for negotiation in society when they grew up.... That was all cute, and admirable, and mature...

... But they wound up falling for the same guy. (人◕ω◕);;; Kaede, Rio, Yukiko, Hinata, Hinano, Rinka, Yuzuki, Ritsu, Touka... Not a single one of them imagined things would turn out this way, but here they are. (人◕ω◕);;; All those lessons proved to backfire somewhat. ... For the other wives, that is.

Because despite warnings to cut it out, to talk Nagisa out of falling for Touka-chan's wiles... They reached a point where Touka-chan has 8 kids. (人◕ω◕);;

Yes, 8. (人◕ω◕);;;; Touka appears to be gunning for those double digits, but for now - for now - they seem to have momentarily paused the babymaking train. ... For now. (人◕ω◕);;;

Why does Touka-chan have eight sons and daughters? ... She just wants a big family of her own. There's honestly no huge rhyme or reason. (人◕ω◕);; She looks at E-Class, at Nagisa's harem, and Touka-chan thinks of how wonderfully enormous it all is. The diversity, how every day's an adventure... Sure, there are the low days, but with enough siblings her kids won't ever feel lonely. They'll have each other's backs and the backs of their step-siblings. (人◕ω◕)

The other wives think Touka-chan is crazy, naturally. Not only for putting up with pregnancy on eight separate occasions, but because she's all too ready and willing to go even further beyond... and also because eight kids is a lot of responsibility. Even Hinano-chan can't help staring at Touka's sheer audacity. (人◕ω◕) She's got chutzpah. And she knows Nagisa's already got his hands full, so she's juggling these eight bundles of joy with chiefly her own drive and determination. Touka-chan owns a business, so you would think that she wouldn't risk having a huge family on the side, on top of their already huge collective family. ... But oh, she does. (人◕ω◕);;;; Touka-chan is greedy enough to go for it. Touka-chan even drags Mama-in-law Irina (in this AU, Nagisa was adopted by Mister Karasuma, remember) into this circus, occasionally leaving some of the younger kids with her despite Irina's often exorbitant babysitting fees. (人◕ω◕) She charges Touka because Touka was her apprentice, and she's not a doormat for the brat who's grown too big for her britches. (人◕ω◕)** But~... Irina does love E-Class even after all this time. Even if Touka knows how to get on every last nerve, Irina still loves her to bits. (人◕ω◕) That goes doubly for the little munchkins. ... Some of which are approaching puberty, which is a new nightmare all its own.

Lastly... Ritsu-chan.... (人◕ω◕) In a world where she was an actual human, and not an AI, Ritsu would likely be content if Nagisa gave her two kids. (人◕ω◕) Because even in this world, Ritsu would be somewhat withdrawn before E-Class, reveling in her computer and hacking skills. Having one boy and one girl would be just perfect for her, to experience caring for both genders. (人◕ω◕) But we all know as cute and loveable as Ritsu-chan is, she's somewhat of a... troublemaker sometimes. (人◕ω◕);; Needless to say, Ritsu doesn't get asked a lot to watch the other kids. She's a good Mama, nothing abusive or neglectful or anything. Ritsu just... she lets kids stay up late, treats them to soda, candy, and ice cream, teaches them how to access wifi when grounded, plays pranks and encourages the children to do the same... Ritsu has a bit of a reputation. ... And a record. (人◕ω◕);; Not with the police or anything mind you - she's too smart for that. ... But with the other wives, they've definitely marked down all the things Ritsu has gotten up to over the years. And it's not exactly a short list. (人◕ω◕) Ritsu's the Fun Aunty, and that's all you should need to know. (人◕ω◕)

[ac-disastrous]

Per my mom's request, the "pretty-eyed robot girl".

[assassination-socks]

Kidnapper: We have your classmate.

Ritsu: …

Kidnapper: I said we have your–

Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?

Kidnapper: Wh–

Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.

Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*

Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.