#asseating

[call-me-picky]

I know what you are, ass eater.

my first anon ask! 🥰 oh my gosh im so honored lemme open up this notification and see—

😦

my deepest secret.. HOW COULD YOU KNOW???

calling me out like that in public.. shame upon ye!

what if i tagged this with #sarcasm and normal people saw this

[stinkyboiii]

When they're sitting on your face after a long day just resting and doing some other stuff to relax, just sitting with your nose against their shithole or even better, your tounge in it, and they start to casually talk about how dirty their hole must be and why and describe to you very precisely everything they ate during the day, how gassy it made them and how they were holding it all in the whole day cause It's so nasty and what exacly is happening in their tummy, while all you can do is lay there, listen and blush and try not to whimper or do other embarrassing stuff, knowing they're about to start letting it out in no time.. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[nami-reynoso]

literally just begged my boyfriend to stop washing his asshole so i can clean it instead. he responded by making me suck on and makeout with his unwashed shitter till it tasted clean❤️😵‍💫

[cutie-lumi]

Summer magic ✨

[babygirl-lovesyou]

I kinda want a boy to eat my asshole🤔

[stinkyboiii]

The moment you start getting turned on not by any concept or a fantsy but the sound of farts alone, you know you're screwed..

[munchymuchy]

Imagine having being blind folded,tied to a chair and being surrounded by fat asses. And no I’m not talking about the perky bubble butt some of you love I’m talking big,wide, stretch mark and cellulite filled fat ass. The ones that can leave a giant sweat mark in the middle.

You’re stuck surrounded by these ass and it’s a fart bukkake. You can’t see but you definitely can smell the rank, rancid, shitty farts along with the deep rumbling wet fart sounds. There’s nothing you can besides sniff, moan or even rim these asses

UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH THIS SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A GOOD DREAM🩷🩷😩😩😩😩

[killerinstinctgold]

[drowthelynes]

gonna fight them frrr, how dare they make me so obsessed!

(ID: An ensemble sketch page of Rambheem ship from RRR: Rise Roar Revolt, with the main leads Alluri Sitarama Raju and Komuram Bheem engaged in various boypal things. They're kissing up there on the left, and right under that Ram is faceplanting betwixt Bheem's lusciously furry chest as a response to the latter fondly asking if he's had a "long day, na bangaaru?" There's also a lil doodle of Ram getting his ass Devoured by Bheem but the artist has put a huge vermillion splotch over that so don't worry tymbleeeee I'm not breaking your stupid rules haha 🙄

The right side of the page consists of two narratives: one with Bheem getting ready to swing down a vine and he's dressed in Gondi-casual aka only loincloth cuz it's blippin hot in the forest. Ram, accompanying him with bow and arrow, is trying to stare respectfully and failing - Bheem is cheerfully oblivious as he chatters about something. The other storyline is Bheem's turn to be gobsmacked heartwhacked brainwhipped... he's just going on about his business when Ram appears in front of him, with an anecdote about Malli guinea-pigging him for braiding practice, wearing the results with Flowers. Bheem is sweating and Ram is amused.

The rest of the space is used for face studies and little chibi of the two, with the tag: Ram Loves Bheem! Bheem Loves Ram! Rambheem Love... REVOLUTION!! Cuz they are freedom fighters, fanfic version notwithstanding ;)) End ID)

[saintshigaraki]

mattsun just like. looks like he eats ass.

[stinkyboiii]

I have two sides and it's literally either serving and worshipping in the most degrading ways the most beautiful human being alive or the most gross slob of a person there is.

Both are so degrading in the best way, first making me feel the humiliation of being nothing in comparison and other the humiliation of serving someone so nasty, still being inferior to someone who isn't even worthy of being called a superior, but they are to me and i have no choice. Also they both geniuenly don't give a shit and just care about themselves being comfortable.

[dftm2]

I really need to wake up to a inbox full of beautiful 🍑's and I don't mean the fruit😋😏😈😇

[gl-asseater]

My current favourite podcasts rn:

Welcome to Night Vale

Wolf 395

The Bright Sessions

Archive 81

Gabriella and the Inn Between

The Amelia Project

Haunted House Flippers

How I Died

Patient 33

My Town (by Declan Grogan)

Forgive Me!

etc.

I could literally go on forever, the list never ends.

[killerinstinctgold]

[mightymizora]

For the first half there i thought that cake tasting was a euphemism for... Something else

Oh it certainly would end up that way!