#astarion voicelines

[syn0vial]

Astarion Voicelines: Healing/Helping/Buffing (Now updated for Patch 1.3)

A compilation of Astarion's voicelines when he's healing a character with a spell, using the "help" action to free them from an immobilized position, or casting a buffing spell.

Voice lines added between patches 1.1 and 1.3 have been marked with bold text.

Healing (Negative Approval)

Of course you need help.

Waste of a spell.

There's always something.

A poor investment.

Don't bleed on me.

If I must.

Just don't bleed on me.

I should let it fester.

Do I have to touch them?

You're bleeding. Again.

Oh for Gods' sake.

I won't always save you.

Healing (Neutral Approval)

Stop bleeding - it's distracting.

We'll fix what we can.

Try not to die.

You're leaking.

Let's not die yet.

You owe me.

That's enough wasted blood.

There's life in you yet.

Let's fix what we can.

Healing. How novel.

Stop bleeding!

Fine, I'll save you.

Healing (Positive Approval)

A helping hand.

No more wasted blood.

We need you strong.

Let's play doctor.

We'll patch you up.

Let's not die yet.

You're wasting blood.

We need you strong.

It's not your time.

Let's fix that.

You're not dying.

Healing (Romantic Interest)

Let's fix you up.

Let's not waste any blood.

Let's lay on hands.

Let's play doctor.

No, no - that won't do.

The kiss of life.

Stay strong, darling.

You're not going down.

A little pick-me-up.

Healing touch.

Shhh, it's all right.

Helping (Negative Approval)

Of course you're stuck.

Of course they're trapped.

Let's get you loose.

Help the idiot.

Worse than useless.

Some don't deserve saving.

I should just leave you.

Oh no, is someone stuck?

You're a danger to yourself.

How have you survived this long?

I could just leave them...

I'll help. This time.

Can't they wriggle free?

So helpless...

Damned fool.

Give me patience.

Give me strength.

Oh no, they're stuck.

Helping (Neutral Approval)

Why am I not surprised?

Someone needs help.

What have you done now?

Yes yes, I'll save you.

Not that I'll get any thanks...

Must I?

Yes, fine.

Fine.

All right, I'm coming.

Yes, I'll free you.

Let's go already.

Your hero is here.

Do I have to do everything?

Yes, yes, I'm coming.

All right, I'm coming!

Fine, I'll free you.

Let's get you loose.

Oh for goodness' sake.

Because I've nothing better to do.

Get back in the fight.

I swear...

Helping (Positive Approval)

Ha! Oh I shouldn't laugh.

Help is here.

Relax, I've got you.

Come on, let's move.

I'll free you.

Your hero is coming.

All right, all right.

Let's get you up.

I'll get you loose.

Come on, move.

Easy, I'm here.

Hold on, I'm coming.

Helping (Romantic Interest)

A sticky situation.

Let's get you free.

I'm coming.

Really, darling?

Don't worry, I'm here.

Let's get you moving.

You look good helpless.

Maybe they like being restrained?

Don't worry, I'm here.

Let's get you moving.

You'll be free soon.

Oh I shouldn't laugh.

In a spot of bother, hmm?

Buffing (Negative Approval)

Try not to waste it.

Let's waste a spell - why not?

Do I have to do everything?

Useless.

Of course you need help.

Just try not to die.

What a waste.

Yes, fine.

Fine.

If I must.

Do I have to?

Buffing (Neutral Approval)

How did you last so long without me?

Do not waste this.

Don't worry, I'm here.

Someone needs help, I see.

Yes, all right.

A little help.

All right, here.

Don't waste this.

You clearly need some help.

Let's try to survive, hmm?

Stay strong!

Do not let me down.

Try not to die.

I swear, if you just die...

Fine, here!

Just try to survive, will you?

Buffing (Positive Approval)

Lucky I'm here.

Where would you be without me?

Here you go.

This should help.

Better safe than stiff.

A little boost.

A friend in need.

Someone needs a little help.

Just a moment.

Buffing (Romantic Interest)

I've got you.

Let's keep you safe.

Let's keep you cute.

Help is here.

Don't worry, I'm here.

For you, darling.

Just in case

Let's be safe.

Here, darling.

This should help.

No need to thank me.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Spend the night with Astarion in his tent. Best enjoyed with your eyes closed right before bed! I made an audio for all us Astarion lovers out there. Featuring kissing sounds, the sounds of clothing being moved around, Astarions needy little noises/deep breathing and him calling you sweet names. Plus a little moment of teasing >:3 All voicelines and sounds from the game. Ft some soft rain for background noise. I got sleepy just making this so I hope it makes your night better! Enjoy <3

[mutualcombat]

robbing cazador's vault in the counting house together 🥰

(they forgot he doesn't show up in photos so the pictures just look like the bag is floating. it's in a frame on their mantle.)

[syn0vial]

for people wondering about the context: he says this is if you attack auntie ethel in her teahouse and she attempts to flee to her lair.

For feral Astarion enjoyers (for me, I am feral Astarion enjoyer)

[merrinla]

Snoring contest

Choose your favorite and sleep well

P.S. Shadowheart doesn't have these sounds, so I guess she's lucky

[bara-izu]

"i feel safe with you. Seen..."

[talesfromthecrypts]

Twitter video game people have very tiny brains "they completely changed the BG3 story after full release" "unrecognizable from release" you are mad about some Ascended Astarion/Tav facial changes please calm down its not that serious

[robotbeetle]

Its 3 am and I’m thinking about how funny it is how wyll and astarion have a “both bad with mirrors” dynamic. In the grand duke ending and after they move into their manor or whatnot do you think they’d have all the mirrors removed overnight?

[hijackalx]

thinking about how there are TWO WHOLE separate times where astarion is openly protective of the party

1. when u get trapped in the lance at the monastery and he says something about how hes going to stay and help you/help the others get out

and 2. during the last fight before u confront the brain hes like “the nautiloid is going to arrive soon— you go on ahead, i’ll hold them off here!”

[folksong-weaver]

I genuinely love how squeamish Astarion is in his origin run, it’s so funny. He’s just constantly talking about how much he hates that everything is smelly and gooey. In the mind flayer colony he genuinely sounds so upset and queasy while looking at the gore, it’s great. At one point i was walking past some mucusy goo, and he was like. “That’s so fucking gross what the fuck” and then made a Cat Threatening To Throw Up noise.

[suitetarts]

re: astarion not remembering his parents

i vastly prefer my headcanon that astarion remembers his pre-undeath life vividly. his childhood memories of a loving family, playing in the sunshine, being free to run around the city streets were on constant replay during his time under cazador's torment. his nervous first day on the job, the jokes he would crack with the people he met. astarion takes great care to live in the memories without tainting or changing them so that he can always come back. the decades and decades of being a vampire spawn and all the associated trauma all sort of blend together, but a random lunch picnic with his parents on the grassy fields just outside the gates? when his mom made little pork sandwiches and lady finger cakes? when the sun was so warm on his skin and there was a slight breeze, but he was just so little and safe? i dont think astarion could ever forget

[kylominis]

Here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed [♡]

[merrinla]

Charmed by the harpies

P.S. Halsin's lines are exactly the same as Tav's.

And the song of course

[thatcerealkiller]

My brothers and sister in Shar…

Be less obvious.

Please I beg.

Lol ilu Shart, Tav.

[gaywiththesauce]

I win

[vvviktor]

I keep getting reccomended things about Astarion on all my socials. While also not knowing anything about bg3, videogames and D&D in general. I don't even know Astarion's story!

Would i fuck him tho? Absolutely. No esitation.