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[rediswrong]

Quise hacer mas joven a la esposa de AstroDude :]

[notminako1]

I had no fucking choice tho-

[puggsnotdrugs99things]

So lately I have become obsessed with the musical Epic, which if you haven't heard I highly recommend. But as I was going on with my normal daily routine my brain started to cook.

Epic follows Odysseus who has left his kingdom of Ithaca for 20 years to fight in the Trojan War. However, he longs to return home to his wife Penelope and their son Thelemacus. And then as my brain was heating up the stove, I got to thinking who else do I know that is on a journey far from him and longs for his wife and son… Astrodude

Then it all came to me a SolarBalls Epic Au

Astrodude = Odysseus

Astrowife = Penelope

Astroson = Telemachus

As for the planets they would assume the roles of the God’s they were named after, which I know this will mischaracterize some of the solar balls characters but bear with me (it’s for the plot). Now some characters will have to be characterized under different god’s just because to my knowledge the gods they were named after don’t have a role in the musical.

Jupiter = Zeus

Saturn = Hera

Uranus = Hephaestus

Neptune= Poseidon

Sun = Apollo/Helios

Mercury = Hermes

Venus = Aphrodite

Earth = Athena

Mars = Ares

I have an idea for the moons as well, especially on which roles they can partake

Europa = Calypso

Luna = Tiresias

Titan = Aeolus

Phobos and Deimos = Winions

Callisto = Circe

I still don't know if these characters somewhat match up with those of Epic

But do what you will with this information

[finligz]

Alright, time for my opinion on Solarballs ships

I’d like to start by saying that no matter what fandom I join I tend to only support the official or canon ships. The reasons for that are:

1. I’m not a fan of romantic stuff as a whole, even makes me terribly uncomfortable sometimes

2. I just can’t imagine relationships in my head, so I need something to guide me like a text or better some type of imagery which is usually non-existent or poorly executed when unofficial. So the canon ships are easier for me to understand by default

3. I’m too into friendship or family dynamics, when I see characters who aren’t a couple I already imagine them in those types of settings, so the ships with them don’t make sense to me anymore

But even with all that I can say that I’m not really against most of the ships. Some of them even seem cute and a few of them I even ship myself, tho it’s rare

So today in this post I wanna state my unwanted opinion about the most popular ships in the Solarballs fandom.

Let’s start with the +- canon ones

1. Astrodude x his wife

Literally one the cutest married couples on media that I’ve ever seen. They just support each other all the time no matter what, and you can see how they care about each other. And even when so far away they still keep in touch and love each other

2. Ganymede x Europa

No matter how badly they behave in the story and how awful some of their decisions were, they still seem like they’re made for each other. They seem more like a “long-term relationship” couple to me and I like it a lot, the way they’re not as lovey-dovey and actually accept each other the way they are is very refreshing tbh. I like how Europa doesn’t try to make Ganymede change his beliefs just for the sake of her own and vice-versa, just reminding him sometimes that they’re together ahahah

3. Pluto x Charon

Alright, this one is my favourite in the whole show. They are VERY cute and I like how Charon tries to cheer up Pluto and support him when he feels awful. And even when they don’t understand each other, they stay nice and open minded usually (except when Pluto is ranting about himself and planets). They’re like a couple that grew together and it’s awesome

4. Titan x Titania

I don’t know how I feel about this. They just seem quite too different. And too awkward. Titania probably liked how confident Titan seemed and now has a crush on him in the show, but Titan just doesn’t strike me as a person ready to be in a relationship. He’s too invested in the whole system’s politics rn. I can picture him awkwardly frendzoning anyone who’s gonna confess to him. Maybe in the future this might work in a way like: “we accomplished everything we fought for and now can be together”. Also I think Titan would be too demanding for Titania to feel comfortable, she needs someone more gentle

Now moving on to most popular unofficial ships

Here besides my opinion on the ship I’ll also tell how I personally see interactions between these characters

5. Jupiter x Saturn

This actually seems very nice and cute in a way. Like a married couple maybe? At least when they bicker in the show they kinda give off that vibe. They could work as a couple. Saturn is very sensitive and protective and Jupiter needs support and seems like a patient guy, so they match well!

Personally I picture them more like old friends that rarely gather together anymore but are still close and supportive

6. Callisto x Triton

Maybe that could work? Both of them seem like adults with strong opinions on life and stuff. They might have something in common, but they are too different in my opinion still. Triton strives for freedom and lack of responsibility, while Callisto wants someone to lead her so she won’t have to be responsible. And even if some might say that Callisto changed in the show, I really don’t think so. Also I don’t think they’ll do great with long-distance relationships. For both of them it will be too much unnecessary work to maintain such relationships

I think that Triton sees Callisto as his first friend and that’s why he cares so much. It just doesn’t seem like he knows what to do and how to act. Callisto could also think of Triton as a friend, although maybe just a good acquaintance for now

7. Mars x Earth

It could work? I mean they are best friends and Mars clearly cares about Earth a lot, so he tries to not be too judgemental or put too much pressure on him. Earth also cares about Mars. I’ll just remind you how he made the whole tournament just so Mars will get back to him. So yeah, this seems like a bromance ship in a way, which means it works fine. Friends to lovers shift could happen in this case, although I don’t think they’ll be all lovey-dovey like many people portray them

I see them as best friends just as in the show

8. Earth x Venus

This doesn’t work imo. Venus is too aggressive and communicates poorly. By that I mean that Venus in the show doesn’t seem like a person with a lot of social skills or even experience. The fact that he didn’t know how to play asteroid dodgeball until the tournament tells us about how he didn’t communicate with Earth and Mars a lot. He doesn’t seem like the guy to understand romantic love. Earth on the other hand doesn’t care about Venus much and is too dominant. Even if he confessed to Venus and Venus agrees (not exactly knowing if he actually liked Earth), they would get irritated with each other as they’re both too stubborn and closed off.

I see them as acquaintances at the moment with a lot of actual friendship potential

9. Uranus x Earth

Just no. Even if you’re going to reason that by telling how it’s “canon in mythology”, it doesn’t have anything to do with the actual show. Even if they seem cute enough together, like a shy x confident dynamic and even knowing how similar their current problems are (too afraid to say something wrong/be themselves), it’s just too out of their comfort zones. Uranus is an introvert, maybe even with a sprinkle of sociophobia and he’ll feel very awkward in any relationship. He’ll say some stuff he doesn’t mean and will feel terrible about himself afterwards. Earth in those situations would probably want to push it and sometimes could embarrass Uranus even more. Also I’ll remind you that Earth and Uranus barely know each other. Long distance relationships also would be hard as Earth can’t leave the Goldilocks zone and Uranus probably wouldn’t want to go through 3 other planets’ orbits just to visit Earth.

I don’t see them interacting much.

10. Luna x Titan

This could work. Seems like a pretty serious ship with them both being very thoughtful and pragmatic. Maybe sometimes flirty, but not much. They share some of their opinions. Luna is also very, VERY patient and supportive and Titan needs that as he tries to reach his goals. However, I think right now they have other stuff to worry about. But in the future? I think it will work nicely.

I personally see them as friends

11. Mercury x Sun

Too toxic. It has the vibes of Boss x helpless employee which I’m very uncomfortable with. I don’t think that Sun could seriously love one of his planets romantically and Mercury wouldn’t want to date someone who literally hurts him all the time and demands constant attention. Just no. I don’t understand nor do I want to understand this one.

I see them only as friends. Maybe a bit one-sided with Mercury questioning this friendship

Alright, I think I covered the majority of the popular ships.

Again I’d like you to know that I don’t hold anything against you if you ship anything listed above, cause it wholly depends on people’s tastes.

If you want me to answer any of your questions there’s a button for them in my profile. See ya!

[neptuneishereforfun]

astrodude is must have to accept that he has a beautiful wife😚

I loved the new episode when luna fell asleep it was so cute 😖❤️

[just-call-mefr1es]

astrodude disintegrated

f in chat for astrodude, at least i can have his wife now

[l30n-m00ns70n3]

Solarchanged || Book 1

A Solarballs AU || Chapter 5 || Mars Ain't the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids

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James didn't know what was going on - he must be going insane. First all the moons and planets and even the Sun were talking and they wouldn't shut up. Now all the planets, the Sun, and Earth's moon are not responding to anything - they were just balls of rocks and gas floating in space. He really didn't know how to react, and now Mars's moons, Phobos and Deimos, were freaking out. It was getting annoying; He could feel a headache coming on.

A persistent ringing shook him out of his thoughts. Pulling out his phone, he looked at the caller ID, upon seeing it was his wife, he let out a sigh of relief. He assumed that this was about the children she took in during his absence.

"Hey, honey."

"Hey dear. How are you?"

"I'm good. The kids want to meet you."

"Really? Put them on the line, I'd love to meet them."

"Alright, I'll put Luna on the phone. I need to go get Terra from their room."

A rustling can be heard over the phone.

"Uh... Hi..?" A very familiar voice said over the phone.

"You're....Luna? Earth's moon?"

"Astrodude?!"

"How'd you become human? Are the others with you? Wait- Marie said she took in two children. Who is with you? Do you know where the others are?"

"It's just me and Earth here... Wait- THE OTHERS ARE ON EARTH TOO?!"

"Well, I'm not sure, but they're in the same state as you and Earth..."

"Well-" Luna started before pausing.

"Hold on, Mrs. Solar wants me to put the phone on speaker." Luna pauses, presumably turning the phone on speaker as he said he would. "Okay, it's on speaker now."

"We'll, uh. Hey everyone!"

"Astrodude...? Is that you?" Another familiar voice asked.

"Hello, Earth."

"Babe? What's going on? Why are they calling you Astrodude?"

James let out a loud groan. "This will be a long explanation. You might want to sit down." And with that, he started a long explanation of his experiences in space, Luna and Earth jumping in when their input is needed.

// 1 Hour Later //

The family sat there silently, the mother and youngest child processing the new information.

"That's.... a lot to take in.."

"Mhm... I understand if you want us to leave now-"

"Terra- Earth?- You can stay. I won't kick you out just because you're not originally human. Physically, you're a child, and I won't let a child be on the streets." Marie said, making James smile; his wife was so sweet.

"Thank you, Mrs. Solar."

"There's no need to thank me, Luna."

"But there is! I don't know how Earth would handle being kicked out- especially if we got separated because of that! He'd probably try to kill himself like he did when Venus and Mars stop talking to hi-" Luna rambled, taking a sharp gasp when he realized what he said, "I'm so sorry, Earth! I didn't mean too-"

All James could hear after that was static, realizing the implications of that.

("Hey, hey, Luna, it's okay! I'm not mad! They'd figure it out soon enough!"

"But-"

"Is that why we were heading onto the Sun a few months ago?"

"I'm sorry! I was just-"

"Terra you don't need to apologize!")

"You what?" Was James could say when he returned to his senses.

"I'm sorry!" Earth repeated, "I wasn't thinking right! It was just- Everything was just too much! It hurt! I'm sorry!"

"Hey! Hey, it's- Well it's not okay, but- ugh, I'm not good with words. Look, what you did was reckless and stupid, but I'm not mad at you. I know humans have not been treating you right. We've been harming you for centuries, and we've been toxic. I'm sorry for the way we've been treating you."

"It's okay! There's no need to apologize! I'm your planet. You just need to focus on living!"

"Earth! It's not okay!" Luna cried, "You- you're in constant pain and-"

"Shhh... Luna, it's okay! Look, I'm not in pain right now, see!"

"Oh, Terra..."

"I'm fine Mo- Mrs. Solar. Can we not talk about this?"

"Alright... This has been one crazy phone call.."

"That's for sure." The man concurred with his wife, "Hey, isn't it pretty late down there?"

"Yeah," the woman dryly chuckled as Luna and Earth yawned, "Let's get you two to sleep. We will discuss this tomorrow. You're still children, at least physically, and children need their sleep. Bye, honey."

"Bye." The man said, ending the call. After which, he went to his bed, deciding to try and sleep. This was not what he expected when he got a call from his wife.

Ugh, this will make things so much more complicated.

[tiedsh0es]

i got so much beef with astrodude and the way he doesnt appreciate his wife 🙄🙄

[floopsb]

Do you have any Solarballs ships?

I ship Astrodude and his wife but other then that— not really. I’m a more platonic kind of guy, not gonna lie.

[0nl0n]

We all need a person like Astrodude's wife in our lives.

supportive for anything <3 she would 100% support her son was gay. She dosent even need to be a wife, I just wanna be her friend and just hug her cause I need that support 🥲

[0nl0n]

Ahem,

MAKE ASTRODUDE PLAY MOON WALTZ TO HIS WIFE YOU COWARDS-

huh—

I think there's a solarballs MAP of moon waltz on yt

it is a pretty good song tho 😭

[0nl0n]

Hhhhhhhhn i want a vid when we get more astrodude and astrowife lore. I NEED IT THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER SUBSJAYSNJYB

Also why did asterdude look adorable in that sponsor when he was like " hand me the certificate! :D"

Ik like I NEED a video showing us the origins of astrodude, how he met his wife and just more background lore to the astro family <3

And astroson—