#asuartie

[deliallyr]

text 💬 dertie

Delia: Why does no one ever take me seriously when I tell them that flip flops are a TRAVESTY? They're bad for your posture, they expose your feet to bacteria and fungal infections, they make people slower and thus cause walkway and hallway traffic, their heel-strike impact is AWFUL for your body longterm and ends up causing shooting pains in a lot of people, they cause HAMMERTOE from the extra effort of lifting the shoe up with your foot, the overgripping of the toe thong leads to BUNIONS, they cause so many driving accidents and cars are DANGEROUS, and a lot of the time they're made out of toxic materials! Sorry for the aggressively long sentence but I can't be the only one that sees this, right? People are going to be wearing them again in NO time as the weather gets warmer and it just makes me sick to my stomach to think about!

[addisonpendragon]

your brothers

I love @rtpendragon and @scooterpendragon both with all my heart, although Artie and I certainly butt heads more. I think it’s mostly because he tries too hard to act like he’s another dad and like he has to hide things from us or tell us how to behave in an appropriate manner; Scooty Scoot’s just all fun and love all the time, it’s a nice contrast!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[caramellavonschweetz]

text 💬 cartie

Caramella: How many looks do you think I'd get if I started passing out Christmas cookies already? Because I'm just really in the mood to start making little gingerbread men and they'd be so cute all dressed up as elves and Santa!

[djcygnet]

text 💬 artj

DJ: WHY DID YOU LET ME THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LIVE WITH AIMEE ANYWAY???

[margovasilovich]

fuck, marry, kill -- artie, dj, ben

send me three names + a number…

Lose my virginity to: @rtpendragon? He likes blonde girls and I don’t know, the person I was supposed to lose my virginity to lost his to Artie’s sister instead. Not that it matters! It doesn’t. 

Marry: @djcygnet? Never actually, unless he needed a replacement wife so Karmen could be free to choose her own husband, in which case I’d do whatever I had to do! 

Kill: AHHH I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH, I CANNOT KILL THE KING. 

[janetobin]

fuck, take a bullet for, murder -- chad, ben, artie

send me three names + a number…

Questions where I have to murder people make me feel uncomfortable! Also, showering this sort of unwanted attention on my lifelong friends feels inconsiderate of me. Let’s just say I’d happily lay my life down to protect any of them and call it a day! @chad--charming @ben-desrosiers @rtpendragon

[kalasinambrosius]

I can’t wait until I can share my good news with everybody the way that you can. Congratulations on that yet again, by the way! You absolutely deserve it!

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2020 ENDS.

[asuxsor]

Does anybody else think Artie and Elle are an arranged couple? We know the Charmings are willing to put Elle up for grabs like that and Artie is totally the traditional type. Maybe they just didn't tell anyone in case it failed, since Elle's already lost an arrangement once.

Whoever sent this sounds salty that @rtpendragon finally decided to settle down after he got that glow up and became a thirst trap. Go ask your grandmother to put you on the imaginary list if you’re so hot for blonde boy, but I doubt you’ll ever get called up to be his boo. For God knows what reason, these two seem to be in it for the long run. 

[nadiadecordoba]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- artie, liam, scooter

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: @liamdvbois. The Bayou peeps are totally cute and classy, you for sure can’t go wrong with any of them. Well, except maybe the boy that lives in the swamp. Whatevs!

Steal from: @scooterpendragon‘s innocence! He’s a baby, I feel like, dirty even having to include him on this list!

Serenade: @rtpendragon; you’re welcome. 

[deliallyr]

text 💬 dertie

Delia: There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

Delia: I feel so awkward. I'd never bring such an excess of dessert only to not offer to share it with the class! And the CRUMBS on her desk! They're getting all over her textbook.

[addisonpendragon]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- Artie, Scooter, Gani

Kill: @rtpendragon! Gani would bring him back, it’s fine.

Betray: @scooterpendragon! Sorry, Scooty Scoot, but you guys know that Gani would be the most useful in this situation.

Have on Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: The sister I always wanted, @ganiambrosius.

send me three names + a number…

[djcygnet]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team: Aimee, artie, jojo

send me three names + a number…

Kill: Sorry, bro, you gotta go! @rtpendragon.

Betray: @aimeeblake. Can’t live without her, but I’m not sure she could keep me from getting killed in a zombie apocalypse team.

Have on your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @jojohood.

[gretagesundheit]

seduce, steal from, serenade -- chad, artie, bentley

send me three names + a number…

Seduce: @icemasterbents is the hottest for sure, and he clearly likes gamer girls if his excellent taste in girlfriends is anything to go off of. 

Steal from: @chad--charming. Guy’s got way more stuff than he knows what to do with, give me some of that!

Serenade: @rtpendragon. He’s a little uptight, he could use some good old fashioned embarrassing.

[kalasinambrosius]

I'm still waiting on you and Artie to realize you belong together!

Make sure you let someone know where you’re waiting, so that @rtpendragon and I can send someone to clear out your bones someday when you’ve died from all the waiting you’re doing, since you’re going to be waiting forever. We would hate to cause anyone accidental trauma when they stumble across your dead body someday.

I ship you with ______!

[leilaniwaialiki]

For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Artie Pendragon. You're welcome.

@rtpendragon is totally a catch! If I were still interested in romance and he were still single, I’d actually like this suggestion a lot.

[allsleigh]

text 💬 altie 😾

Ally: The fact that international tea day is on the same day year after year after year after year is so dull. Where's the originality in this world? We should have un-tea day just the same as we have un-birthdays, it's really more legitimate than you'd think.