#asueddie

[cassidystabbington]

text 💬 edsidy

Cassidy: I’ll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

Cassidy: Our rehearsal should be wrapping up though and I'm sure Haverly would lose her mind if Diego was late to meet up with her after, so... fingers crossed for 5 minutes.

[haverlyarendelle]

text 💬 heddie

Haverly: Have you ever had a good idea in your life? Like, I'm just genuinely curious.

[fredcilier]

how do you feel about the other musicians around auradon?

@cassidystabbington is a hell of a song writer, and I’m not sure what’s got her off of her mopey shit, but I sure do like her better this way. 

@thediegodevil is chill and underrated as hell.

@eddie-delacruz‘s got style. I got style too, can’t help but respect that.

My girl @mayariverax is the total package. If I had to pick one of ‘em to go on tour with someday, she’d for sure be the most fun. 

Ain’t any others that matter that much, least not to me. 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 heddie

Hannah: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were.

Hannah: Drama's not my thing, you'd know way more about why people were so upset than I would!

[portiaratigan]

text 💬 eddia

Portia: You will not believe believe what happened to me. So I met this guy at the bar, we hit it off (obviously, I mean, I'm fabulous) and we go home. Well, come to find out he has a girlfriend, which I expected her to be angry at the fact that he brought me home? But no, she was into it. So the night goes on, we have some wine, flirt a little, do a lot of other fun stuff. Then this morning.

Portia: It was like the girlfriend had completely forgotten what happened and started screeching like a banshee about "how could you do this to me? Don't you care about us?" And obviously I wasn't going to stick around for it so I left before the attention was turned to me.

Portia: And that was my mess of a morning.

[angelinatremaine]

how do you feel about the guy who broke your cousin's heart?

Not to sound like I’m victim blaming but I never understood why @dizzybydesignx liked @eddie-delacruz at all, or thought it was a good idea to go out with him? He was so arrogant and thought he was such a hot-shot musician, but if any of that were really true why was he desperate enough to go out with a freshman? I’d be super duper suspicious if an older boy started paying attention to me! With that said, though... if you’re cute enough, you can totally try when I’m a sophomore; then I won’t feel like such a fresh new college baby and your attention won’t weird me out anymore! 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[mayariverax]

text 💢 eddaya

Maya: HOW is it possible that I posted quite possibly the hottest picture on InstaRoyal AND NOT ONE BOY has liked it? Am I not hot anymore? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!

Maya: A girl just wants a stupid hot summer fling, why can't I have that?

[nadiadecordoba]

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team -- eddie, hemi, carlos

send me three names + a number…

Stop! Daddy will find a way to fix the zombie thing! But like, just in case he doesn’t...

Kill: @carlos--devil‘s whole ‘covered in dog hair’ look. 

Betray: @eddie-delacruz. I’m all for being friends with a popstar or whatever but not if I die.

Have On Your Zombie Apocalypse Team: @hemimanawa! The demigod! He could create a net to protect me with his plants. 

[gretagesundheit]

adopt, be adopted by, marry -- lev, bowie, eddie

send me three names + a number…

Adopt: @eddie-delacruz. Once he gets famous he can buy his dead old mom the nice shit she deserves.

Be Adopted By: @levlumos. I hear he’s into freaky stuff, I’d take an excuse to call him my daddy.

Marry: @bobotomago. Hot and fun, I could do worse. 

[dizzybydesignx]

text 🍑 edizzy

Dizzy: [https://i.redd.it/n4xz46cljut11.jpg] What do you think? Still pretty with glasses?

[cassidystabbington]

If you weren't a fan of the Matchmaker's Valentine's suggestion for you, then who would you choose for yourself instead?

I uh, actually can’t come up with anyone else that’s interesting, so I guess I’m stuck with @eddie-delacruz.

[haverlyarendelle]

text 🙄 heddie

Haverly: You accused me of not having anything nice to say to you ever and I literally cannot stand not proving you wrong so here's something nice.

Haverly: I honestly, 100%, hand to God think you'd be safe in a zombie apocalypse and outlive us all.

Haverly: .....because zombies eat brains and well, you have none.

Haverly: It still counts as being nice. It's a compliment if you squint.

[liamdvbois]

text 📲 eddiam

Liam: What do you do if you accidentally superglue your hand to your refrigerator door? Asking for a friend.

Liam: And no, I will not be answering if the friend is me nor how the friend found himself stuck to the fridge at this time, thanks.

[hannaharendelle]

fuck, marry, kill -- gunnar, eddie, liam

send me three names + a number…

Fuck: No thanks, but someone else can do that with @liamdvbois since he’s my twin’s boyfriend’s producer and he might like... need to stay alive. 

Marry: @gunnarwestergaard‘s my friend and he had a very solid list of reasons why marrying him wouldn’t be the worst.

Kill: @eddie-delacruz, but not really, because I don’t hate you or anything and don’t actually want you to die. 

[asuxsor]

Has anyone figured out who Eddie cheated on Dizzy with yet? My money's on Maya.

@mayariverax is such a boring answer. Literally, she and @eddie-delacruz made no secret of the fact that they were fucking before. If they wanted to keep doing it, he just never would have dated @dizzybydesignx in the first place. No, my bet’s on someone way more scandalous. One of Dizzy’s friends, probably, that he only even got to know because he was around her. @celia-facilier? @novafitzherbert? Both thoughts make me gag, but hey, nastier things have happened in Auradon.

Better question: why is everyone on @eddie-delacruz‘s dick? Like there are cuter musicians in this school and he’s def not in the top 10. And while @dizzybydesignx is such a snooze fest and I totes don’t get the appeal, I’m pretty sure anyone can agree she could do better. But since someone else was dumb enough to hook up with him, my money’s on @cassidystabbington. Using hate sex for a song seems like their thing.

[mayariverax]

text 💬 eddaya

Maya: Omg, I just saw the most amazing necklace and you HAVE to get it for Cassidy for Christmas! Like, HAVE TO!