#at least with the random ass charcaters

[unnerving-presence]

What’s your opinion on Chrisker? Also I see we both have the same STARS Wesker skin.

low key hate it with my whole being cause it doesn’t make any sense 😭 though i don’t really like 95% of ships so 🤷‍♀️ it’s just a ship that i especially hate

i understand people like enemies to lovers but i honestly don’t rlly see it

[nights-in-bangkok]

Alright enough reading other people’s Dndads rants; time to put some skin in the game just to get this word vomit out of my head and into the internet void:

Despite my attitude going into season 2 telling me I needed to see each and every beloved NPC from season 1 come back, I regret to say I was super disappointed with Scam Likely’s comeback.

Now, I am willing to acknowledge I’m biased seeing as Scam’s Girl From Ipanema cover is quite literally my ringtone; HOWEVER, it took all the wind out of my sails to see that this season’s Scam was nothing more than to give Hermie some development. Hermie apparently needed another father to hate and more reasons to be sad, which I don’t even think is true. Hermie is nowhere near Paeden status as far as NPCs goes, but he had a shit ton of potential to be a scene stealer if everyone would remember he existed long enough to give him interesting moments or god forbid give Will the gay romance he’s been deprived of for 2 seasons (@literalgaypersonanthonyburch🪦)

The choice to make Scam and Jodie Hermie’s parents as a random ass pull from Anthony was a delicious stroke of genius fuckery in my personal opinion. It started as a one-off insane reveal and I almost cried laughing when I found out. THIS is the absolute baffoonery that Scam deserved to expand upon if he had to come back for season 2. How the hell did Scam scam the king of hell into a relationship and out of a kid? We’ll never know cause it was for the goofs and gaffs. But wouldn’t the ultimate goof and or gaff be to let Jodie be hung up on Scam AND Morgan and not completely brush off one of the funniest between season lord drops? Or at least give us a time to catch up with BOTH characters outside of being Hermie’s dad? Scam never needed to be a good dad or change his chaotic scamming ways for the sake of plot, but if he’s gonna show up do the icon some jus👏tice👏

Anyways plot twist Grant is my favorite charcater and I have even more overly unfair and nit-picky feelings on his arc too ok that’s my time goodnight🫡

[castintothepod]

Doug Eiffel for the ask game, thanks @mystic-lemon (I'm always ready to talk about my boy Douggie Fresh)

Favorite thing about them: This has to be the hardest question on this list istg. Facts are these: I Love Him? Shouldn't that be enough? No, but for real, I could probably go in depth on how great a charcater he is and all that et cetera, but damn did I blank with overwhelming love. In short: he has a very, very good charcater development and it's steady and perfectly written the whole way and it takes you by the hand and yanks into a journey alongside Eiffel and his personal growth and you can't help but get a little attached. He has MANY good traits and I would die 4 him thanks

Least favorite thing about them: It took him HOW many years to pronounce Minkowski's name correctly?? Smh I'd kick his ass. He was also a jerk in a good chunk of the first like uuh 10 or so episodes

Favorite line: Tbh most things that comes out of his mouth. "The Kumbaya Approach" is a timeless classic tho. It's hard to pick one favorite line aaah

brOTP: Him and Hera...good friendship..many feelings

OTP: Eiffel × Happiness!!! Can't stress this enough!!!!!

nOTP: Fuck, like anyone ever trying to hurt him?? (Wolf ain't about romance tho so personally I don't vibe with ships, but accept they're there)

Random headcanon: Alright, so I might project this onto him, but like me he also bleaches/dyes hair right before a potential breakdown. Grabs a handful of chemicals from Hilbert's lab and rubs it into his hair, outcome...debatable. This has happened on more than one occasion. Space is hell. Let the man cope

Unpopular opinion: This man is NOT a himbo. Has more brains than given credit for, sadly not enough muscle to qualify. Could never pass the himbo test no matter how hard you want him to

Song I associate with them: Haha, is now the time I dump my entire Eiffel playlist here? Maybe some other time? Any way, Astronaut by Sir Sly because it has the melancholic vibes

Favorite picture of them: Not a fave but I think everyone should appreciate my Sims Eiffel and his amazing fit (plus he's v cute regardless)