#atalanta ‘attie’ wolfsbane

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The group of Hexside students stood still for a moment, adjusting to their surroundings.

“Where are we?” Willow asked, looking around for someone…anyone to answers everyone's question.

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Incorrect Quotes Pt. 3

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Camila: WHY. why did you give Luz a KNIFE?!

Eda: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Camila: Now I feel unsafe!

Eda: I’m sorry.

Eda: ... would you like a knife?

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Luz: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Eda: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Camila: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Camila: Luz, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Luz: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Camila: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Gus.

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Gus: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Camila, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Gus:

Gus: fsh

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Gus: Change is inedible.

Camila: Don't you mean inevitable?

Gus, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Luz: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Camila: What did you do Luz?

Luz: A MISTAKE

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Hunter or Atalanta: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Hunter or Atalanta: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Luz: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Luz: Vee and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Hunter: *Sighing* What did Vee do?

Luz: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Vee: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Luz: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Camila: Wasn't Hunter with you?

Hunter: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Luz: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Vee: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Hunter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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*Atalanta and Willow skipping stones on lake*

Willow: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Atalanta, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Atalanta: This is a mistake

Willow, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Atalanta: But not today

Willow, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Gus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Willow: Oh, you’ve been?

Gus: Once. In Monopoly.

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Gus, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Luz: How?

Gus: How what?

Luz: How could they be worse?

Gus: They couldn’t, I lied.

Luz:

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Gus: Okay, truth or dare?

Hunter: Truth

Gus: How many hours have you slept this week?

Hunter:

Hunter: ...Dare

Gus: Go to bed.

Hunter: I don’t like this game.

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Camila: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Hunter: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Atalanta: I personally was created in a lab.

Vee: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Gus: Shit.

Willow: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Amity: OH MY GOD VEE FELL OFF!!!

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Willow: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Gus: Plane tickets?

Amity: Concert tickets?

Vee: Prostitution?

Willow, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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Gus, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Willow, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Amity, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Luz, trembling: What are we playing

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Darius, tending to Hunter's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Hunter: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Adrian: Attie, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Atalanta: Oh, I’m always running

Atalanta: The question is from what

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Hunter: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Darius: You're like 15 years old

Hunter: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Collector, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

King: You did WHAT–

Luz: William Snakepeare

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Collector: Hey King,

King: Yes?

Collector: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

King:

King: Where’s Luz?

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Collector: We need a distraction.

King: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Luz, whispering: My time has come

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Eberwolf: Yo is Adrian sleeping or dead?

Raine: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Darius: Yeah, so did I.

Adrian: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Eberwolf: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Raine: What?

Darius: That you're a child.

Adrian: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

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Luz: So, who do you think is getting poisoned first?

Hunter, as he's downing another drink: I hope it's going to be me.

Atalanta: Oh, it's going to be Adrian.

Luz: Why are you so confident about it?

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Belos: I’m the most powerful person in the isles.

Luz: *Has the Bat/Harpy form and glyphs*

Atalanta: *routinely talks with the Collector and gets along with the cosmic child god*

Hunter: *Learning about glyphs with Lilith*

King: *is still a growing titan*

Amity: *one of the best abomination witches*

Gus: *able to create large and realistic illusions*

Willow: *is a powerful plant witch armed with the power of friendship*

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Information about the Palisman Curse

The Palisman Curse (aka the curse that Belos/Philip has in the show) can affect different species drastically).

Grimwalkers can go without consuming palismen for longer periods of time, but it puts a lot of strain on their body since the curse is consuming the wood and magic inside of them as a result. Their form won’t be as ‘goopy’ and they will begin to slightly mimic the palismen and become more beast like as a result.

Humans that have this curse are extremely unstable since there is no magic for the palismen to latch on to, resulting in a more melted appearance and general instability.

Witches and Demons typically don't have to consume palismen as often and have slightly more stable form than Humans, but the palismen typically eat away at their magic/physical form.

Now time for the General Information/Things that the curse affects regardless of species

The curse puts a lot of stress on the body's heart, lungs, and joints, causing flares of extreme pain in the joints as well as difficulty breathing and heart issues (especially with heart rate, as it will occasionally speed up).

As a result of the stress that the curse has on a person's body, their immune system is weaker, and often times the person's hair will start greying early as a result.

Instead of consuming palismen, those who are cursed could eat Palistrum bark and absorb the magic from that (though, you would need to consume more of it).

Alternatively, a grimwalker's blood could also be consumed.

The curse can also affect someone's lifespan, causing them to live far longer than the average person (so long as they are consuming something to aid their curse).

If one makes an effort to do so, the person who is cursed can also try to communicate with the palismen and even befriend them.

Sometimes, skilled witches could try and absorb a witches' magic instead of palismen.

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Belos: Hunter, I’m not too mad about the fact that you’ve been sneaking off to learn wild magic from the Owl Lady. All I ask is that you give Atalanta some pointers since her version of teenage rebellion is to take half of my curse in order to help me.

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Incorrect Quotes

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*Hunter and Atalanta sitting in jail together*

Atalanta: So who should we call?

Hunter: I’d call Darius, but I feel safer in jail

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Hunter: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Raine: Hunter no.

Luz: Mistlefoe.

Raine: Please stop encouraging him.

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Willow: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Luz, amazed: Wow...

Gus, to Luz: Well what does that mean?

Luz: I don't know.

Luz, to Willow: What does that mean?

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Willow: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Luz: Put spaghetti in it.

Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Gus: Put spaghetti in it.

Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Eda: Put spaghetti in it.

Willow: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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Atalanta: I can explain.

Hunter: Can you?

Atalanta: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie

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Hunter: Okay, help me please!

Luz: Got two words for you.

Hunter: I bet they won't be helpful.

Luz: Your problem.

Hunter: I was right

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Amity: This is such a bad idea.

Luz: Then why are you coming along?

Amity: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Eberwolf: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Darius: What's that?

Raine: Remorse code.

Darius: I'm even angrier now

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Luz: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Atalanta: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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*Amity and Luz skipping stones on lake*

Amity: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Luz, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Amity: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Luz: You're like 15 years old

Amity: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Willow, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Luz.

Luz: How did you do that without turning around?

Willow: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Willow: So what’s for dinner?

Luz and Gus, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Raine: Eberwolf, can you pass the salt?

Eberwolf: *Throws Darius across the table*

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Othala: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Lunna: *turning to Solis* How tall are you?

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The squad is trying to con some random guy

Othala: Um, Solis, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Solis: We need money!

Othala: You're scamming him?

Solis: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Othala: What?! No way!

Solis: Why not? We already stole Lunna!

Lunna: Hey guys

Othala: No, we didn't. Lunna can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Lunna: I wanna steal

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Raine: Eda and I don’t use pet names.

Lilith: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Raine: Honey?

Eda: Yes, dear?

Raine:

Lilith: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Hunter: Here's some advice

Atalanta: I didn't ask for any

Hunter: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Luz: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Amity: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Luz: Absolutely not.

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Darius: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Hunter: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Darius: Death is a social construct.

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Darius: What is your biggest weakness?

Hunter: I can be uncooperative.

Darius: Okay, can you give me an example?

Hunter: No.

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Atalanta: You have a palisman?!

Hunter: You write fanfiction?!

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Fucking around with a Rebel Atalanta in the Golden Duo AU

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General TOH Headcanons

Grimwalkers don’t really feel heat (unless it’s something extremely hot).

⬆️ Grimwalkers aren’t affecting by the boiling sea or boiling rain.

⬆️ Atalanta didn’t know that this was just a grimwalker thing and just thought people were exaggerating.

Also, if a Grimwalker has an incomplete galderstone, it results in either no magical abilities (aside from glyphs) or unusual magic abilities.

Grimwalkers also have an affinity for beast keeping or plant magic

Lystra is still alive, she used a curse similar to the palisman curse to stay alive (much like Philip/Belos had).

Lilith actually doesn’t remember much from her time in the emperor’s coven (similar to Hunter, Steve (partiality), and Atalanta in the golden duo au). This is due to their brain blocking everything out.

Raine and Steve are clumsy

Atalanta and Boscha have a complicated relationship (a mix of platonic and romantic), though neither of them chooses to label it.

⬆️ They, along with Luz and Amity, get teased for it so much.

Othala and Boscha are cousins.

Solis and Lunna are from Latissa, though they moved to Bonesborough recently.

Atalanta only started wearing a face mask after the day of unity.

Nixie and Nithe were the only ones that knew Vee was a basilisk (aside from Camila). However, the two did not know that Camilia already knew about Vee, this results in the two teenagers going to stupid lengths to try and hide it.

All the teenagers have learned how to parkour (skill varies between who with Edric being the most clumsy and Hunter having the most skill (having done it for years), though Willow, Boscha, Luz, and Atalanta are very close behind).

⬆️ They all just race each other.

⬆️ Adrian and August will join in these races to compare skills

Lilith tries her best to restore old history books/books around wild magic.

Luz memorizes animal symbolism and annoys everyone with it.

Vee has the mouth of a sailor.

Boscha joins the beast keeping track after the day of unity.

Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Atalanta, Vee, Boscha, Mattolomule, Amelie, Skara, Celine, Barcus, Jerbo, and Viney (along with Edric and Emira on some occasions) make up the ‘Hexside Squad’.

⬆️ Skara and Viney become a part of the squad much later than everyone else

⬆️ They also get into so many shenanigans.

⬆️ No one allows each other to make self deprecating jokes about themselves, they will get a bunch of reassurance/logical arguments.

Lilith is really good at gardening

Skara’s violin playing sounds similar to Lindsey Stirling

⬆️ They’ve also tried to get everyone in the group to at least play one instrument in order to start a band.

Viney is a great dancer.

Also, the town of Gravesfield just kinda vibes with the witches (some shops even take snails as well as dollars).

Raine and Eda stargaze with each other on the roof of the owl house and Hooty interrupts it routinely.

Gus has attempted to start a pod cast about humans.

Adrian and Darius know how to the ‘customer service’ voice.

When they’re stressed, both August and Adrian embroider little patterns.

⬆️ This has rubbed off onto Atalanta, who embroiders their Hexside uniform.

Vitimir and Adrian are actually really good friends.

Cedric was a wild witch and helped teach Atalanta magic.

⬆️ He, along with Eda, helps teach stuff that was considered ‘wild magic’.

Some of the former coven heads (Darius, Eber, Raine, Adrian, Vitimir) volunteer at the school to help the kids.

⬆️ Osran was apart of this at one point, but he started to have issues with the kids (aka, he started to beef with the kids and went absolutely not excellent).

Celine and Barcus are great friends and often tutor each other.

Hexside Squad has a thing called ‘Honesty Hour’ where you can’t lie unless you need to (used to confess emotions).

Adrian and Atalanta can pretty much run on spite (they get it from each other)

Jerbo and Viney jokingly accuse each other of betrayal

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Belos/Phillip: *looming over Atalanta and Hunter threatenly as a ghost*

Luz: *grabbing the telepathy crystal and rickrolling Belos/Phillip*

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Luz, after finding out that Adrian is Atalanta’s uncle: So, is there just a coven leader uncle to learning wild magic pipeline that I should know about.

Vee: Technically with Lilith, you fall under that

Luz: You’re not wrong.

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Bump, enrolling Hunter and Atalanta under fake names: Alright, all I need you two to do is to sign here.

Hunter: This feels super illegal

Atalanta: Who are you going to snitch to?

Hunter: Fair, also why are you signing mine?

Atalanta: I’m older, that’s why.

Hunter: Says who?

Atalanta: Kikimora, that’s who.

Hunter: Oh, so we’re believing Kikimora now!

Bump, muttering to himself: This is going to be a long school year.

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Belos @ Hunter: Is the human your fucking pal or something?

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Alternatively, an AU where Atalanta goes through the Day of Unity and Terra gets humbled

Atalanta, seeing Terra and Raine together: So, is Terra our freaking pal now?

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Palismans’ Names & Species

The Owl House Spoilers Below (I am also aware that certain people have canon palismen reveals in the show, however this blog doesn’t fully follow canon.)

The Teenagers

Luz - Stringbean - Snake Shifter

Amity - Ghost - White Cat

Willow - Clover - Bee

Gus -  Emmiline Bailey Marcostimo - Blue Chameleon

Hunter - Flapjack -  Cardinal

Atalanta - Sami - Blue Axolotl

Skara - Webs - Spider / Bat Hybrid

Boscha - Maya - Crab

Bria - Hardhead - Aardvark

Mattholomule - Rattholomule - Rat

Gavin - Monarch - Lion

Edric - Little Thief - Raccoon

Emira - Peacekeeper - Sheep

Lunna - Bugs - Beatle 

Solis - Weeds - Wasp

Othala - Alistair - Moth

Alane - Amphitrite - Octopus

Celine - Little Guy - Grey and Black Cat

The Adults

Eda - Owlbert - Owl

Lilith - Odin - White Raven

Steve - Snowflake - White Ferret

Raine - Cain - Sugar Glider & Socks (Fox Palisman)

Darius - Knight - Cheetah

Cordelia - Princess - Cheetah

Adrian - Sapling -  Poison Dart Frog

August - Prickly - Hedgehog

Cedric - Forest - Red-Eyed Tree Frog

Elijah - Alexander - Fox

Ameila - Violet - Pink Axolotl (Was Sami’s former owner as well)

Lystra - Grass - Chimera Budgie (Was Flapjack’s former owner)

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Hunter and Atalanta are BPD and NPD solidarity now