#incorrect oc quotes

[w31rd0-art1st]

Ghost(oc) and the rest of the command batch(plus their adopted captains) as cadets.

Ghost: Kote, why do you have two soaking wet cadets..?

Kote, who is also soaking wet, holding both Keeli's and Rex's hands: they fell in the ocean.

Ghost: and you're soaked because..?

Kote: I jumped in to the save them.

Ghost: I see.

Ghost, picking up both Keeli and Rex: you poor things, don't worry I'll get you all dried off and warmed up.

Kote: what about me..?

Ghost: there's towels in the 'fresher.

Kote: ...

Wolffe: ...what just happened?

Fox: he, he just left Kote to get his own towel-

Bly: oh my stars... we've been replaced!

Gree: Kote! What have you done?!

Kote: i-i don't know-

Bacara: you should've just let them drown!

Rex, holding Keeli's hand in the middle of the night: Ori'vod, Keeli threw up..

Ghost, sitting up in bed: okay. I'll be there here in a minute.

Alpha-17: ...Ghost, what do you have?

Ghost, who has Rex on his back and is holding Keeli in one arm and a drink in the other: a nutri-smoothie.

Literally all the CCs+CTs (minus Ghost) fighting over something stupid in the barracks.

Ghost: ...

Ghost: SHUT THE KARK UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Kote: ...

Wolffe: oh no...

Rex: ... We're dead.

Bacara: I know I don't show it but I love you all.

Ghost, walking back into the barracks: how've my wonderful, strong, brave Kih'vode been while I was doing my stealth training?

Fox: we've been gre-

Ghost: I wasn't talking to you.

Rex & Keeli in unison: Ori'vod!

Ghost: Rex'ika! Keel'ika! My sweet Kih'vode, I missed you!

Fox: ...

Fox: this is your fault.

Kote: I know.

Fox: I used to be his 'precious Kih'vod'...

Kote: I know, Fox.

Fox: but you just had to ruin it.

Kote: (sigh) ...I know.

Jango: uhh, what's going on...?

Ghost, standing completely unfazed as Wolffe bites his right arm and Fox bites his left leg to the point they're drawing blood, Bacara is desperately trying to push Ghost over with the help of Gree, and Cody, Rex, Keeli, and Bly watch from the side.

Alpha-17: training.

Jango: uh-huh..

Alpha-17: don't worry, Ghost is fine.

Jango: why's he just standing like that?

Alpha-17: he's reached the stage where he's questioning the point of life. We're just clones that were made for one purpose and one purpose only. We're made to fight and eventually die, that's all we're good for.

Jango: ...

Alpha-17: don't worry it's normal. He'll get over it in a few days... Probably.

Jango: what?

Alpha-17: nothing.

Ghost, face planting on the floor: ughhhhhh

Kote: you good?

Ghost: nooooo

Wolffe: okay..

Rex, pulling over a blanket and pillow before flopping beside Ghost: cuddle time.

Keeli, joining in with his own pillow and blanket: cuddle time.

Bly: you heard them, cuddle time.

Ghost, muffled by the fact he is still face down on the floor: ... thank you.

Gree: and then-

Ghost: what are you talking about?

Gree: AHHHHHHH

kote: HOLY KARK!

Wolffe: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!??

Ghost, grinning: you'll never know.

Wolffe: AHHHHHHHH

Please let me know if you'd like more :3

Btw sorry if any characters seem out of character, I don't know much about Gree/Bacara specifically.

[trashland-llamas]

Dwarf: *in the middle of a conversation w/ Gaz*

Soap, walking past; yee yee!

Dwarf; *gives Gaz a 'you heard that too, right?' look*

Dwarf; one second, I know this man did not just drive by yee yee my ass

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[König gets peer pressured into supervising Dwarf]

König; what do you want to be when you grow up?

Dwarf, w/o thinking; six foot three, with a nine inch dick, y'know? *wheeze*

König; okay.

König; I'll make sure Price knows this

Dwarf; Or, or a veterinarian

König; unhinged

[source]

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Dwarf, trying to get out of a demerit; I'm just a little guy

Price, pinching the bridge of his nose; I don't know what that means, but it sounds like you're diminishing yourself as a person

[can't find the source but remember it being a tumblr post talking about how the whole 'I'm just a girl' trend was in a way dehumanizing oneself. and one of the reblog additions was a text b/t someone & their dad]

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Keegan; look me in the eye and say that

Amais; what are you, my dom?

Keegan; …is there something you’d like to tell me, Amais?

[source] + turned this one into a tiktok

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Soap; it’s pishin’ doon out here

Ghost; speak English

Soap; it's raining fucking hard

Dwarf to himself, not over comms; man’s worse than a concrete mixer, I swear

[ninja-troll-lover]

Hazel: Hey, Branch? Can I get some dating advice? Branch: Just because I'm with Poppy doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[fandom-joiner]

Harry: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Effie: Yes. Absolutely.

Harry: When?

Effie: When you’re right.

Master List

[illpunchyouintheface]

Ron: What does "take out" mean?

Harry: Food.

Hermione: Dating.

Draco: Murder.

Celestine: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

[thegoddessprose]

I don't typically do incorrect quotes on Tumblr, but I was reminded of an old hyperfixation today...

Plutarch: Don't worry, Chiasa. The history books will clean it up.

Chiasa: It doesn't matter, I won't appear in the history books anyway, only you. Plutarch did this, and Plutarch did that, and Plutarch did some other damn thing.

Chiasa: "Plutarch Heavensbee smote the ground and out sprang Katniss Everdeen, fully grown and riding a giant mockingjay. Then the three of them - Plutarch, Katniss, and the mockingjay - conducted the entire revolution by themselves."

Plutarch: .... I like it.

[yandereloveraw]

☀️🔪 Yandere Delight Intimidation🔪☀️

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Yan! Delight: What the hell do you think you were doing there?

Y/N: Wha-

Yan! Delight: Shhh. No talking, just listening. I'm giving you one warning. Nova is off limits. If I see you try something like that again, I will come for you. Are we clear?

[Source: Sao Abridged]

[onikiribattousai]

Laura: So, uh...I got kidnapped by a Hedgehog.

Knuckles: Which one?

Sonic: How many Hedgehogs do you know?

Tails: What does he look like, Laura?

Laura: *stares at Shadow's quills* Ummm...Sexy?

Tails: That's Shadow

[theclassclone]

CJ: I don't have two wolves inside me; I have Jessica Rabbit and Morticia Addams.

[ir0mono]

Cribgetober day 14: incorrect quote

Also more OC content yay!!!!!

[w31rd0-art1st]

Ghost: I don't have favorites.

Kote: really?

Ghost: yes.

Kote: ...

Wolffe: then what's that?

Ghost, holding both Rex and Keeli: they were too tired to walk back from training.

Fox: I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND YOU TOLD ME YO SUCK IT UP!

Ghost: Rex and Keeli don't bite me.

Wolffe: ha!

Ghost: you also bite me. You don't get to talk.

[trashland-llamas]

[soft-launching my cod oc. callsign is Dwarf b/c he has a speech impediment. Everyone finds the way he says Dwarf funny hence the callsign. Also is American]

Dwarf; can you pass the Worcestershire sauce?

*Price, not thinking anything of it, just passes the bottle*

Ghost; wait, say that again

Dwarf; Worcestershire sauce

Ghost; you can pronounce Worcestershire correctly but not dwarf?

Dwarf; we've been over this, I can hear the difference in some words but not others. Worcestershire just has a more audible difference when you pronounce it wrong than dwarf.

Ghost; you know when you pronounce things wrong?

Dwarf; most of the time, no. I usually only find out based on y'all's reactions. also, thought you of all people, knew Americans were taking the Mickey when it comes to butchering Worcestershire sauce

[projectrailgun]

Aster: *talking to the Elders visa camera snail* World Elders! World Elders! Hey, World Elders! World Elders! World-World-World Elders! World Elders! Hey, hey, hey, Over here! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! Hey, World Elders, World Elders, World Elders! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! Hey, World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders! Hey! Hey! World Elders! Wuh-world... World Eld...Hey, World Elders! It's me! Look at me! World Elders! World Elders! World Elders!

Aster: *goes silent*

The Five Elders:

St. Saturn:...We were curious to see when you’d shut up on your own.

St. Saturn: But it’s been THREE hours now, railgun…THREE HOURS!!!

[fandom-joiner]

Iris, proudly: I slept.

Katniss: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

Master List

[illpunchyouintheface]

Theo: "Is....Is that meant to be on fire?"

Celestine: "No...not really"

Theo: ".....Are you going to do something about it?"

Celestine: "hm....nah."

[pancakewithsprinkles]

@bikerfuel heyyyyy May or may not have made a bunch of incorrect quotes for your amazing baby boy :3 I tried to pick the ones most in character to share with you

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Coil, Bambino & Sascha: *screaming*

Gooseberry: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Sascha?!

Coil: Wait, why are you asking Sascha that when Bambino and I are also here?

Gooseberry: Because Sascha wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Sascha: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Bambino: *sighing* Coil.

Coil: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Gooseberry: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

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Bambino: Why are your tongues purple?

Gooseberry: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Sascha: I had a red one.

Bambino: oh.

Bambino: ...

Bambino: OH.

Coil: ...

Coil: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Gooseberry: That's ridiculous, Sascha doesn't have a crush on me.

Coil: Yes they do.

Bambino: Yes they do.

Sascha: Yes I do.

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Coil: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?

Sascha: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.

Bambino: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.

Bambino: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.

Gooseberry: Are. Are you speaking from experience.

Bambino: No!

Bambino:

Bambino: ....Maybe.

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Gooseberry, teaching Sascha to drive: Okay, you're driving and Bambino and Coil walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Sascha: Oh, definitely Coil. I could never hurt Bambino.

Gooseberry, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Bambino: Why are you smiling?

Sascha: What? I can’t just be happy?

Gooseberry: Coil tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Coil: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Bambino: Anchovies and pineapple.

Sascha: I like beets!

Gooseberry: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Coil: I’m disowning all of you.