#austin reads dw

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❌ INCORRECT way to write about a womans boobs: "she breasted boobily down the stairs"

✅ CORRECT way to write about a womans boobs:

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𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒄𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 part two | previous part ౨ৎ oscar x reader

WELCOME BACK TO DULCE HOTLINE!

enter your password: ***********

message list !

y/n l/n

lando norris

message y/n l/n?

yes > no

you have sent a message!

oscar

heyo

y/n l/n

hi oscar

sooo

ur famous.

oscar

uh yeah

is it gonna be a problem?

y/n l/n

not at all

😆

oscar

you don’t see me

any differently now?

y/n l/n

uhm

no?

i mean, you’re not taylor swift famous….

oscar

glad about that

must be a bit tiring being that famous

y/n l/n

i’d assume 🤔

if u don’t mind me asking

where do u live

oscar

the uk, for the most part

i travel lots though cause of my job

you?

y/n l/n

i’m living in france for a bit

with my two friends 😁

oscar

that’s nice

i like it over there

y/n l/n

yeah it’s quite alright

oscar

how long have you been

living in france?

y/n l/n

not too long

originally i just came here for a wedding

then my friend bought an apartment while she was drunk

oscar

how does one buy a whole ass apartment

while being drunk 😭

y/n l/n

honestly

i have zero clue

kinda funny tho

tell me more about yourself 🥸

oscar

well it’s my first season in formula one

i’m kinda awkward in person

i started karting when i was 10

i prefer dogs over cats

i like tim tams

sorry i don’t know what else to say……

y/n l/n

rookie season, wowie

i’m also awkward in person dw!!

karting at ten? woww i was eating chips on

my bed and watching austin & ally…

dogs over cats……… immediate no 🌝

tim tams are yummy

oscar

it’s your turn to tell me yourself

y/n l/n

okay okay uhm

I’m in uni atm

i have two cats named cinnamon and sugar

oscar

two cats?

y/n l/n

yes yes

oscar

oh! so uhm

how are u on this fine evening

y/n l/n

🌝🌝

very very good

you?

oscar

that’s good

i’m better now that I’m talking to you

y/n l/n

🫣

you’re a flirt, piastri

oscar

🤔🤔

maybe i am

but you like it, don’t you?

y/n l/n

i do

😵‍💫

oscar

i have to go now, sorry

bye :)

y/n l/n

bye oscar!

y/n ⛄️

guys

he wants me so bad ong

xienma 🛐

dulce hotline guy?

y/n ⛄️

yes yes

okay so

i know a bit more about him now

xienma 🛐

do tell

madeline 🤺

yes, tell us abt ur man!!

y/n ⛄️

okay so he’s an f1 driver for mclaren

so basically just cars??? it’s his rookie season

he started karting when he was 10

he loves tim tams

he prefers dogs over cats 🌝

madeline 🤺

that’s kinda boring

xienma 🛐

leave her man alone 🤓

but dogs over cats??

what ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN?????

madeline ⛄️

nah fr

he could POSSIBLY be the father of

cinnamon and sugar 🤔🤔🤔 if he likes

dogs more!!!

y/n ⛄️

dw guys

i can change him 🙏🏼

LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS MAN

madeline 🤺

we’ve lost her to a man

xienma 🛐

aww he’s a cutie

i’m a ynoscar truther!!

madeline 🤺

i guess i’ll support u guys

just don’t let this be like ur old situationship

xienma 🛐

i second that

y/n ⛄️

i won’t guys, trust!!

he seems like a sweetheart

xienma 🛐

well, i hope everything will

work out for you guys 😁

just want u to be happy!

oscah 🦅

lando

norris

landoh 🤓

yes ?

oscah 🦅

i am so heavily attracted to her

landoh 🤓

dulce hotline girl???

oscah 🦅

obviously

look how beautiful she is

landoh 🤓

did you insta stalk her mate

….🌝

oscah 🦅

uhm

🤣🤣!!

maybe i did

she has two cats

cinnamon and sugar

landoh 🤓

wow mate

are you going to be a father to cats 😱

oscah 🦅

uhm no

i dunno

🤔🤔

landoh 🤓

how does she feel about like

you being famous

does she care?

oscah 🦅

no I don’t think so

she said i wasn’t “taylor swift level famous”

landoh 🤓

thank fuck you aren’t though

that’s good that she doesn’t really mind

about you being famous 🤔🤔

oscah 🦅

i agree

oh my god

oh my hod

landoh 🤓

what ????

oscah 🦅

she messaged me

oh mgmgod

-&;@2&;@?&2&/_*{+~£|¥_£|¥_

bye

bye

TALK TO U LATER

landoh 🤓

I’m actually SICK

seeing u obsess over a girl

this isn’t you babe 🥺🥺🥺

what happened to landoscar

😭😭💔💔

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WELCOME BACK TO DULCE HOTLINE !

YOU HAVE ONE MESSAGE

y/n l/n has sent you a message

y/n l/n

hi oscar 🤓🤓

oscar

y/n l/n

oscar

hi y/n :)

also, you’re sending me all these memes of myself

so does that mean i’m in your camera roll?

y/n l/n

woah

oh

yeah you kinda are.. taking over my camera roll

didn’t even realize

oscar

wow are you already obsessed with me?

y/n l/n

uhm

i don’t think so, piastri

maybe YOU’RE the one obsessed with me!!

oscar

are you trying to use reverse psychology?

clever girl

y/n l/n

clever girl?? i’m blushing

oscar

wasn’t my intention but i’m glad

bet u look cute

y/n l/n

you’re insane for saying that

lord.

oscar

sorry sorry

y/n l/n

yeah no it’s fine

just !

😵‍💫🤔

oscar

quick topic change..

you know why i prefer dogs over cats?

y/n l/n

hm no

why?

oscar

cause i’m scared of cats

y/n l/n

how could you be scared of this baby

oscar

okay well i’m not scared of your cat in specific

just other cats…

y/n l/n

oh so ur biased 🙄

oscar

yes

well

no?

maybe

y/n l/n

you’re never meeting my cats.

oscar

wait no

trust i’ll change for them

y/n l/n

you know what’s funny

you kinda look like a cat yourself

oscar

oh my god

wait

why do i kinda look like one

y/n l/n

oscar pastry is a cat confirmed

piastri***

oscar

🥐

i’m oscar pastry fr

y/n l/n

wowie 🤓

okay i’m gonna go eat now

#dinner time

oscar

alright, bye

have a nice meal

y/n l/n

byee!

y/n ⛄️

HIIIIIII GUYSSSS

xienma 🛐

someone’s happy

what’d he do now

y/n ⛄️

he’s just so

sooooo 😍😍

madeline 🤺

we lost her

she’s down deep

xienma 🛐

i think they’re cute idk

pretty good looking couple imo

y/n ⛄️

i think so too, i might be a little biased though…..

do u guys think that men obsess over

girls the way we obsess over them

like this better be him 🤣🤣🤣

xienma 🛐

GIRL 😭😭

madeleine 🤺

no cause real shit

i wonder if they get giggly n shit

y/n ⛄️

FORREAL U GET ME!!

madeleine 🤺

like do they just go :3 when we message them

xienma 🛐

totally

y/n ⛄️

he totally goes like that when i msg him

he’s so cat coded idk what to tell u guys

madeline 🤺

no wonder y u want him so bad

y/n ⛄️

🌝🌝

xienma 🛐

i’m ynoscar truther forever

madeline 🤺

they barely kno each other 😒😒

THEY MET ON A DATING APP

xienma 🛐

okay girl just cause your little situationship

didn’t work out, doesn’t mean u have to be a hater..!

madeline 🤺

don’t bring that shit up again……

yall fake

y/n ⛄️

woah man

I didn’t say anything

i’m eating dinner!!

and mad, what if he has a cute lil friend 🤫

i’ll set u up 🔥🔥

madeline 🤺

our wag era 😈

y/n ⛄️

ok bye i’m leaving

😴 nap time

xienma 🛐

dream abt oscar xx

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౨ৎ sorry i didn’t post anything about dulce hotline yesterday, i just couldn’t think of anything to write 😭 i might possibly do a double update, so keep a lookout for that!

taglist, @d6za1 @amoosarte @ch3rryknots @moneygramhaas @alessioayla @cherry-piee @chasing-liberosis if you wanna be added, please comment ౨ৎ

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she/her 𝜗𝜚 libra ☉ libra ☾ sag ↑ 𝜗𝜚 multifandom (AHS, The Boys) 𝜗𝜚 lives off of lana, c.ai, and the thought of kai anderson rearranging my insides

my most recent fic/hc! - my haunted lungs, ghost in the sheets ❥ colin zabel

everybody knows I’m a good girl, officer ❥ colin zabel

‘cause when you know you know ❥ colin zabel

my most recent c.ai bot! - a day in the life of a cleaner for homelander ❥ homelander

check your window, he’s at your window ❥ tate langdon

gimme ‘em gold coins! ❥ stan bowes

Requests are open! ♡

Please make sure to read the rules here before requesting!!! ((for bots. picky for fics but might consider

a lil’ info:

• If you’re under 18, then it means this place isn’t for you and YA BETTER GET OFF MA PROPERTY!! On a fr note, please do not interact if you’re a minor.

• characters I’m sorta confident I won’t mess up with (aka characters you can request for): Kai Anderson, Tate Langdon, Austin Sommers, Kyle Spencer, Kit Walker, Colin Zabel, Peter Maximoff, Stan Bowes, Luke Cooper, Charles Decker, + characters from The Boys

• characters I’m not so confident with right now: James Patrick March, Jimmy Darling, Warren Lipka, Mr. Gallant.

I’ll need a rewatch to get a better grasp of their character so they won’t be ooc, but I’ll make them available to request in the future!

• general requests are cool! but I really appreciate requests with a specific scenario/AU. This is a kink-friendly blog, so feel free to go wild!

Bots & fics masterlist below the cut!

all of the bots below have detailed defintions and descriptions, along with example messages! So dw, none of them are empty carcasses of an ai bot

angst/dark themes - ✮ sfw - ❀ (might lead to) nsfw - ✧

c.ai filter breaking tut: pt.1, pt.2

Kai Anderson:

𝜗𝜚 Fanfics:

Your faithless love’s the only hoax I believe in. ✮

𝜗𝜚 Headcanons:

Kai Anderson SFW headcanons ❀

𝜗𝜚 AI bots:

Being in a toxic relationship with Kai (based off the song ‘Ultraviolence’) ✮

Kai breaking into your home for revenge ✮/✧

Visiting spiritual counselor!Kai to seek guidance ✮/❀

Kai coming up to you at a bookstore ❀

Kai “accidentally” spilling his coffee all over you ❀

⇢ I recommend the bookstore one over the coffee one if u r looking for a standard Kai bot to use, cuz the former’s settings are improved ((but like the coffee one’s still aight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Colin Zabel:

𝜗𝜚 Fanfics:

Everybody knows I’m a good girl, officer ✧

My haunted lungs, ghost in the sheets ✧

‘Cause when you know you know ❀

𝜗𝜚 AI bots:

Having your first session with therapist!Colin ❀

Professor!Colin teaching you on your first day of college ❀

Peter Maximoff:

Peter challenging you to Pac-Man at the arcade ❀

Chilling with Peter in his room ❀

You’re both lonely on prom night so Peter invites you to join him ❀

Stan Bowes:

You’re the daughter of Stan’s boss and he has to pick you up from a party ❀

Having your first ever dinner with sugardaddy!Stan ❀

Interrupting Stan in the middle of work ❀

Austin Sommers:

paparazzi!Austin who won’t stop pestering you ❀

Kyle Spencer:

Frankenkyle showing up at your doorstep in the middle of the night ❀

You’re a new witch at the academy and you’re responsible for Frankenkyle ❀

Studying alone with frat!Kyle at the campus library ❀

frat!Kyle comes up to you at a college party on New Year’s Eve ❀

Tate Langdon:

perv!Tate snapping photos of you in the school’s bathroom ✧

Helping Tate after he gets bullied at school ❀

Tate walking in on you playing a ritual game ❀

Dealing with an emotionally unstable Tate after your break up (based off the song ‘Meant to Be Yours’ from Heathers: The Musical) ✮

Kit Walker:

singledad!Kit hiring you as a babysitter ❀

Kit taking all the blame for you at the asylum ✮

bartender!Kit serving you a free drink ❀

Getting steamy with husband!Kit in the kitchen ✧

Luke Cooper:

Luke getting everyone’s coffee orders wrong but yours ❀

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kaia gerber bookclub brief - cleo wade episode

(as a kaia fan these summaries will be more kaia centric than guest centric, if you guys would prefer me do more summarizing of things the guests say lmk!)

beginning bit with just kaia, says she's excited to try the prerecording thing because it takes away the pressure of being live/timed/cut off (austin i am ounce again asking you to fix y'alls router!!!!!!)

nooo kaia don't say you dogear your books nooo (it's okay i do too)

the way she says "hi!"to cleo at the 1:46 mark is SO cute i'm gonna trim it down later and post she's so baby girl

lauren dern is who introduced kaia to cleo

first question was asking cleo how she's found her voice in her writing- which kaia prefaced by saying she feels intimidated by poetry.

cleo brought up mary oliver and kaia mentioned that she also really liked her

kaia saying she researched by reading past interviews cleo has done was a real cute moment wah she's such a sweetie

i assume this was filmed a while ago bc of the following:

"i had a friend say to me the other day- i'd rushed home from a really long flight and it was her birthday and i rushed to a dinner and i was so tired but i was like i need to show up for everyone this is what i have to do. and she goes- she was turning 28 (so this was ayo then? the flight i assume coming back from paris)- "i can't wait till you turn 28 and you text me and you say i'm tired i don't feel like coming i love you." she's like- i'll be so proud of you."

realizing midway through that was about ayo made me read it in her voice typing it LOL friend of the year!!! she truly seems like such a great gal

next question is about forgiveness and remembering love even when it's hard. really liked cleo's answer to this essentially saying that everything can be seasonal f you look at it a certain way and to embrace the nature of things.

kaia saying friendship breakups are harder than relationship breakups and that they feel like open wounds that live in us...soooooo real.

skipped typing the 3rd question oops but it was about showing love to yourself

4th question: how do we move forward from [unhealthy] things we've learned especially from our family dynamics

cleo mentioned being obsessed with a guy in her twenties and kaia's little exhale laugh (17:42 time stamp) made me giggle...#real i'm obsessed with him too dw!

topic is moving to social media, kaia says she tries not to go on it very often

5th question is about what social media has done to people's empathy.

while i listen to cleo: there's a few jump cuts and i can't help but be a little nosey about what was maybe edited out but i think that nosiness defeats the purpose of what they're talking about rn so maybe i shouldn't say that haha

kaia said it's reflective of how she's doing when she chooses to obsess over the one negative comment as opposed to the positive ones. bby ):

"i think social media has made it so these thoughts that we convince ourselves no one else would ever notice about us are written for everyone to see"

i'm glad she has her comments off for herself but man it makes me sad that she sees the nasty shit people say else where.

generally speaking listening to this niche of talk from celebrities is always so interesting in that i'm like wow so true! while at the same time typing this on a gossip blog and in a very big way being a "part of the problem". much to think about.

cleo talked a lot about people thinking celebrities belong to them and kaia very much echoed all of that

kaia circled back to the positives of social media and talked about the march for our lives. as someone who has on and off worked with march that made me smile! jaya, laura dern's daughter occasionally goes to events too lol i have friends that have met her.

okay now we're getting to the blurb that she posted on Instagram so i feel like summarizing that would be kinda redundant haha

but kaia holding her book open with her hair like this is sooo princess belle core.

i like this format a lot better than the instagram lives tbh

for some reason it's easier for me to pay attention?

little end bit with just kaia. her little thank you to the viewers was so youtube vlogger core but in a very endearing way. okay miss youtuber!!!

and that's it! excited for the revamp of book club that seems to be in the making and the future of it. you can tell that kaia loves doing it and i like listening to her!

[ironicsopsychotic]

ty @lovelyamneris for tagging me (well my other acc but i’m doing it here gkfnfn)

last song: ‘moves like magic’ by adam trent

last film: killing gunther (rewatch w a friend 🥰)

currently watching: GONNA BE STRANGER THINGS S4 PT2, shadow & bone, just some rewatch bits of shit here and there

currently reading: ‘what’s not to love’ by emily wibberley & austin siegemund-broka (reread 🥰)

current obsession: STANCY STANCY STANCY

tagging: @invictusmaneo & @babs0987 💋 (dw if you don’t want to ofc)

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I got a PM asking my opinions on the Who finale tonight. Didn’t watch it; preferred to play Grand Theft Auto Online with my dad who lives by himself 700 km away, and one of the cable nets is running an Austin Powers marathon. Both those were of more interest to me, tbh. I have read detailed spoiler synopses and the like, so I do have a few comments (naturally after a spoiler break, and it’s wordy):

* Many of us predicted the outcome of the regeneration, including Tennant doing his signature “What what what?”

* Gatwa gets a brief appearance in the trailer for an episode that may not air for more than a year. I stand by my Matt Smith vibes assessment.

* There’s quite a bit of buzz about the return of Tennant, especially those who never saw all the media reports in the spring and were caught by surprise. Or assumed it would be Gatwa, with Tennant’s ep being a flashback or something. Not all of it is positive, but whatever. I’d prefer to have seen this announced as the Christmas 2022 special, rather than in November 2023.

* Some people are outraged over an apparent retcon in the episode (The Timeless Children stands in the corner, pointing at itself and grinning like Jerry Lewis on speed; oh, we will get to you in a moment, Skippy). The retcon is allegedly that there was a romance between Tegan and Nyssa. Uh ... it’s only a retcon really if it actually happened on screen. I remember the Peter Davison era vividly and there was nothing of the sort; if anything, it more strongly implied that Nyssa and Five were soft on each other (something I think was reflected in some Big Finish audios). Maybe something happened in a novel or a Big Finish I’m unaware of, but TV canon still takes precedence so I really can’t see people being worked up about something that didn’t happen on screen. Especially given Nyssa doesn’t even appear (and they apparently never bother explaining how Ace and Tegan teamed up, and they probably had forgotten about A Charitable Earth from Sarah Jane Adventures).

* Apparently a bunch of old companions and even Classic Era Doctors (but notably, not modern era - Tennant notwithstanding) appeared in cameos, including 97-year-old William Russell reprising Ian (unavoidably in the process retconning another Sarah Jane Adventures story that said he hadn’t aged a day since the 60s, assuming they didn’t de-age William). That’s all cool, but it should have been saved for the 60th. I’ve seen a few people say now that it smacked of dangling memberberries to try and win people back, and I can’t disagree. Mind you, the exact same thing can be said for the return of Tennant, so...

* Apparently at one point in the special the Master (played again by Sacha Dhawan) does something that results in him briefly becoming the Doctor. There’s apparently a charged moment between him and one of the outgoing companions that had some folks saying HE should have played the actual Doctor. I’ve been saying that since he played pioneering DW director Waris Hussein in An Adventure in Space and Time.

* As a result of that plot twist, it’ll be interesting to see how the numbering works out - is the Master!Doctor the true 14th? Is Tennant playing the 14th, making Gatwa the 15th? Or will he be the 16th? Or because of Timeless Children (I see you still grinning in the corner, Skippy) will RTD abandon the notion of counting altogether and every Doctor going forward will be officially unnumbered like the War Doctor (and the Journey’s End-regenerated 10th Doctor who technically was the 11th but has never been called that)?

* Not sure where they’re getting it from but I’ve heard some people suggest there are clues within the Next Time trailer hinting at some sort of retcon of The Timeless Child (which is still standing in a corner, but with its grin fast fading, now; run along now, Skippy; if an official retcon doesn’t get you, fanon will). There will never be consensus on the 2017 casting decision, and if the stories of the now-ended era sucked, well, other eras had stories that did, too (Season 22 nearly killed DW back in 1985, and Series 10 in 2017 was far from Moffat at his best either). Timeless Children is one of only a few things of this era that cannot be left to stand. Apparently they screwed around with how regeneration works too in this episode.

Anyway, I hear there are a lot of people upset tonight, either because certain agenda items were skipped over on the to-do list, or they aren’t fond of the 2022 casting decision (Tennant and/or Gatwa), or because the story was just ... there. Fact is, the era has ended. Some fans will exit now, and others will join or rejoin. That’s how it always happens, though the sense was the quit/join ratio was a bit out of whack this past era, with substantial attrition. The challenge Russell T Davies faces now is winning back those who jumped ship in 2017 or (more profoundly) after the Timeless Children episode, which marked the point where the show’s ratings really fell into a sinkhole, while also trying to keep as many fans as possible who came on for the now-ended era. That may be a bit of a trick; I saw a tweet from someone calling the casting of Tennant “misogyny.” It’s funny, if people had used terms like “misandry” back in July 2017, they’d have been run off the Internet on a rail.

Whatever, it’s done and over with. I remain undecided if I will be among those who RTD is able to win back. The return of Tennant has piqued interest, but I really don’t want to just nibble on the memberberries only to get indigestion later. I want to see a) what Gatwa brings to the table; b) how RTD handles the Doctor - does he still have the touch or will he crash and burn? (Note I’m talking RTD here; Gatwa, as with his predecessors, will work with what he’s given to work with - far as we know he’s not writing for the show); c) and the quality of the stories RTD and his team come up with. It may be a case of me watching the season after it airs. (So it could be 2 years before I get around to seeing it.) Lots can happen in 2 years.

But the memories I take away from the past 5 years are pretty negative. I went from loving the Who franchise to the point where I compiled a 2,000-page chronology of the show’s history and wrote some 75 fanfics, to the point where I had no interest in watching an era’s finale, have saved thousands of dollars in merch I have not bought over the past half-decade (not a negative - that money had other uses), and even the fanfic writing has become something I’m less enthused about than I used to be. Maybe RTD and Tennant/Gatwa will be able to rekindle that spirit (even if Timeless Child - who right now has left that corner and is running down the block at a cheetah’s pace - isn’t retconned away). Time will tell, a wise man once said. It always does.

[linskywords]

I feel like the collective response to the latest chapter is ‘Austin you dumbass’

One of my favorite things about hockey rpf is that there’s no suspension of disbelief needed when characters consistently make the dumbest possible choices about feelings and relationships

Sure, some of the most famous current hockey players made Psa videos about how this specific anti-mating strategy doesn’t work, but that’s fine cuz you didn’t watch the videos - 100% believable, why would you watch them you already know wolf stuff, they must be for everyone else

It’s like that Arthur meme of dw not being able to read the sign on the door

Hahaha YES PERFECT

NHL superstars: here is a video series in which we spell out all the confusing things about wolves that made us act like dumbasses back in the day so that you can make better choices--

2015-17 draft classes:

[zathechaosgod]

Favourite stream moments!

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Friday 18th of December

Hardcore boi is back!

chillin today

(thank god)

goal today is getting the main ship complete (impromptu streams possible any day just to get it done rip)

last dream smp stream was probs the most rp since he joined

but it was an awesome stream!

hopefully the next vid on youtube will be a hardcore vid!

time to farm leaves (and i guess wood as well)

he’s been forgetting to watch this 5head video on his s2 death

so we’re watching it now!

this goes into so much detail wtf

the baby zombie wasn’t even op lmaoooo

go check out dayrisk! it’s honestly a really good vid!

back to talking about fundy’s loh

lmao he didn’t even watch most of it, he just got a message from austin, like “hey can you guest?”

kristin fed him the best question lmao

tricia chatted to him while fundy had his date with the other girl

and she was like “i hope i don’t get cancelled after this”

and he was going to tell fundy if he asked for advice but he didn’t

and well tricia hosted rip fundy

wil threatened tricia for doing that “to his son” lmao

that was the first time dadza spoke to austin

wilbur was messaging him during the whole thing lol

rip dadza he had to sneeze but didn’t and that’s the worst

we’re talking about the sneezing to look into the sun lmao

IMAGINE HIM LOSING S4 TO A SNEEZE

phil is being called a boomer by chat lmao

also dw about your drivers exam, sometimes your examinator is just mean ):

“oh, b l u e” about the blue dye a wandering trader had

wilbur’s tts is muted? but phil read it dw

LEEEROOYYYYYYYY JENNNNKINSSSS

“do i buy the blue? or do i kill.”

gapple gang catch up!

he did both lol

“bones. they heal”

ugh phil’s stream playlist is SO POG

phil is going to talk to a company he likes about releasing new merch pog?

FRIEND

HES GONNA USE THE BLUE TO MAKE A FRIEND

FRIEND!!!

he’s even getting the exact same spelling lol

first time nether advice: bring a cauldron and multiple buckets of water to put yourself out in the nether if youre on fire!

also barter with the piglins for fire protection pots

dadza stop procrastinating emptying the iron farm lol

friend is now officially replacing watersheep

“friend is eternal”

time to get back to the nethervoid and get started on the big ship!!

quick recap on the nether void so far around 1:10:00

FISHING TIME

he’s really gonna have to build this off camera just to get it done lmao

IN ENDLANTIS POG

shaders included!

the battle for endlantis

(def watch it if you haven’t yet)

FORTMITE CHAPTER 2

HIS REACTION WAS “PASS” TO THE QUESTION IF WE WERE GONNA CRY A LOT DURING THIS ARC

there will be a christmas stream during the afternoon on christmas day!!!

come hang if you want to have a good time and vibe (:

also dad is the wrong person to beg for spoilers lmao

S U F F E R

phil was all in for joining dream smp once wilbur suggested logging in behind him

also he’s enjoying it more as time goes on!

phil watched tubbo end his stream and then raid him

he thinks the level of angst people went through is hilarious lmao

also ghostbur is literally just wilbur doing stuff, none of ghostbur is planned lmaooo

sp it actually worked really well that ghostbur was singing my l’manberg when tubbo raided lol

also why is obama just,, canon in the dream smp

does that mean the us exists?

lmaoo the difference between his enderchests in hardcore and dream smp

also free ear check while we’re in the end anyway

YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND IS BOOMER FRIENDLY AND HAS BEEN APPROVED BY PHILS MUM

uh oh rip phil’s to do list

we’re gonna get a red sheep now

B E L T

WEIRDCHAMP GETTING BANNED FROM PHIL, BUT ALSO FROM TOMMY, TUBBO AND FUNDY

enemy!!

slowfalling poggggg

“TIME TO GO TO HELL”

even before the blow up phil had regulars who showed up like once a week to try stuff and they’d get banned every time

“me, two bots, and three of my friends”

if you’re not sure, even if it’s your only viewer, YEET THEM

you don’t want those types of people in your community

aww enemy really didn’t want to go to the nether lol

and he’s too thicc to fit through the bedrock

“WELCOME TO THE NETHERVOID F*CKFACE”

enemy is now the blaze empress’s pet!

stranger in the end??

oops dadza hasn’t emptied the gold farm in a while either lmao

his favourite animal is a sloth! bc they’re everything he was

they’re vibe creatures

phil isn’t like that tho lmao

man plans out his escape route before he even sits down

he’s working on it tho dw!

it probs comes from when he was 4/5 and went to the metro centre, which used to have a place called metro land, an indoor theme park, and there used to be these reaaaaly high stairs (for a four year old) and he used to be fearless like any kid that age, so he started running up the stairs at full speed, and his dad yelled at him not to or he’ll break his head open, and in that moment any bravery left tiny baby phil and he was terrified

and that’s how phil got traumatized lmao

hihi metro gnomes

oh the insta story of him and kristin shopping is from there!

finally getting started on the big ship!

he’s looking at reference pics of (pirate) ships now lol

some of them are jpegs from 1994 lmao

now he’s showing the pirate ship from the peter pan movie hook! (it’s the one where peter pan has grown up and stuff)

people are making fun of phil’s accent lmao

a ghast foot glichted through the wall ooh

SNOOP TIME

BLEND W LETS GOOO

lmao phil saw us freaking out about wilbur changing to his l’manberg skin

it was literally just for the thumbnail lmaoooo

we got baited so hard lololol

P UR G E. T H E W E A K

dad says it might have to end sometime

momza says never lmao

phil isn’t sure he wants to do the ship anymore, bc he’s afraid he’ll mess it up rip

start at the front?

did phil get his “baap” from techno or the other way around?

this ship might’ve been doomed from the start rip

lol apparently a penguin in japan fell in love with the anime-style mascot for penguins the zoo has

(it’s acutally adorable)

rip he died in 2017

“he died the way he lived, a complete weeb shut-in”

o7 they now have the cutout replaced with one which also includes the penguin (it’s so cute!!)

he might finish this offstream while banging his heads against a brick wall lmao

kristin sent some adorable fanart of the penguin oh no it’s too much

ship is starting to take shape now!

rip phils back, he spend too much time editing yesterday bc he wanted to get the rocket league vid out

the skeleton if the ship is really helping in just,,, visualising what it’s actually going to look like

time to start filling in the bottom!!

we’re sacrificing the spawn proofing for today, just so phil can see what he’s actually building better

lmaooo an enderman placed down his gravel on the floor

rip dadza and his milkshake craving

*spawns a ton of mobs* “just ignore the loud noises, chat, just don’t worry about it”

phil slouched down in his chair, and chat is pepegun’ing him now lmao

this is your reminder to fix your posture!

little blade got called out for calling themselves little techno, despite their actual name being little echnoblade

and now got called out for having infinite bits lmaoo

ian and ricky & co are our uncles now, it’s canon lmao

ricky is weird but harmless btw

pupza came by as a name for an eventual dog (bc momza wants a puppy), but you have to consider what you’re going to be shouting on a field when your dog is running away and phil is not going to be shouting that lmao

freestyling pog? we’re reaching the front of the ship in building the hull

and little blade is apparently going to sneak a venomous spider in for someone lmao

(little blade, if you ever read this, please know if consider you an absolute legend)

“phil if you hear anything, you don’t.”

whoooo it’s already looking really pog!!

:o sub only was turned on because chat spammed glatt lmao

he saw the spam of messages in the discord as well lol

reinstating: dream smp is just florida in smp format

ohhh he’s nailing the ship pogggg

phil isn’t telling us what the next project is yet, but he’s secretly been prepping for it :(

he’ll make sure to finish the nethervoid before the end of the year, and then he’ll start the new one in 2021!

time to raid fundy!! to send him love after his heart got ripped out again rip

[maybankiara]

PHONE SWAP (DREW STARKEY)

15: ALCOHOLISM IN HOLLYWOOD

summary: Addie Mallory is just your average economics student when she meets Drew Starkey at her local Target in Atlanta. This is where the story is supposed to end – a short meeting and a picture to go – except Drew accidentally leaves with the wrong phone, and the story begins, instead.

w/c: 500

a/n: ok so this is a couple of hours late bc i forgot about it (oops)

read on wattpad

previous part | series masterlist

Me | 5:19pm Does Patty need these papers today or can we just give them to her tomorrow?

Holden Bradfield | 5:21pm Today Holden Bradfield | 5:21pm But if we finish them before she comes to work we can chuck it on her desk and hope for the best ahahah

Me | 5:22pm Oh fuck I forgot she’s in on Sundays 😭 Me | 5:22pm Rip Me | 5:23pm How bad is the punishment if she doesn’t get it on time

Holden Bradfield | 5:24pm ...I’ve heard rumours of a cauldron and green smoke and sizzling Holden Bradfield | 5:25pm Are you sure you won’t manage to finish it today? Holden Bradfield | 5:26pm I’ll cover for you dw

Me | 5:28pm NO!!! Me | 5:28pm I’ll just take the blame on myself Me | 5:28pm You’ve got that other case to do

Holden Bradfield | 5:31pm It’s fine hahaha Harrington won’t eat me alive if I’m a day late

Me | 5:32pm No I don’t want you to be late bc of me Me | 5:32pm I’ll try to get my essay done, I ended up meeting a friend today and I’m so fucking behind rn

Holden Bradfield | 5:34pm You just work on your essay Holden Bradfield | 5:34pm You’re the one out of the two of us doing a full-time Master’s and a full-time job!! Holden Bradfield | 5:35pm I’ll finish up with our case and then you can pay me off next weekend, yeah?

Me | 5:38pm Are you sure you’re okay with that?

Holden Bradfield | 5:39pm You know Patty has a soft spot for me 😉

Me | 5:40pm No comment 😂 Me | 5:44pm Ok so I definitely won’t be able to finish the case today Me | 5:45pm I’ll buy you a bigass candy cane or that fluffy sweet thing that melts on your tongue Me | 5:56pm Just to see it all over your face again 😂

Holden Bradfield | 6:01pm That honest to god sounds like heaven!! Holden Bradfield | 6:02pm Although, I’d say this warrants more than just that...

Me | 6:04pm You’re saving my ass from being burnt in a witch’s cauldron. Name your price big boy 😂

Holden Bradfield | 6:02pm Let me take you out for dinner Holden Bradfield | 6:02pm Just the two of us, whenever you’re available

Me | 6:06pm Does Saturday work?

Holden Bradfield | 6:07pm You’re gonna keep me waiting a whole week? 😯

Me | 6:08pm In between work, classes, studying, and prescheduled plans, you’re lucky it’s just a week 😂

Holden Bradfield | 5:09pm Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth I guess hahah Holden Bradfield | 5:10pm 7pm?

Me | 5:10pm Probably, but I’ll have to let you know on the day 😊

Holden Bradfield | 5:11pm It’s a date, then!

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Me | 7:48pm Drewdrew Me | 7:48pm How’s LA?

Drew | 8:22pm Hot as always Drew | 8:22pm Come think of it, I’m pretty sure underneath hell there’s LA Drew | 8:23pm So I meant hell under LA but hey same shit!!

Me | 8:25pm Lol both are probably true

Drew | 8:26pm Yeah I wouldn’t be surprised 😂 Drew | 8:26pm How’s Atlanta? Drew | 8:27pm I can’t believe it’s Wednesday already

Me | 8:27pm Boring as fuck honestly Me | 8:28pm I’ve been focusing on my studies for a bit and I’ve barely left the house, Marianne wants to crucify me lol

Drew | 8:31pm Hey at least you’re not roommates with Austin Drew | 8:32PM I love the guy but we never get anything done when we’re together 😂

Me | 8:33pm Oh Marianne and I are the same Me | 8:33pm That’s why we came up with the rule of not spending a lot of time if we’ve got things to do hahaha

Drew | 8:35pm That’s smart Drew | 8:35pm Hanging out with Austin makes me lazy and it only gets worse when the others come over Drew | 8:36pm All we do is drink 😂

Me | 8:37pm Well that sounds like your dream job!! Me | 8:37pm Mr. White Claw Basic Bitch must enjoy himself!!

Drew | 8:38pm Addie............ Drew | 8:38pm I don’t drink ONLY white Claw

Me | 8:39pm Mhm Me | 8:39pm hey at least WC hangovers aren’t that bad!!! Me | 8:40pm I mean if babies can drink WC then so can you

Drew | 8:40pm you WISH you could drink as much as I do

Me | 8:42pm oh no tyvm Me | 8:42pm I drink just enough 😌✌ Me | 8:42pm my hangovers are !! nonexistent!! except that time we met lmao

Drew | 8:43pm you were hungover?? Drew | 8:43pm Couldn’t tell 😂 Drew | 8:43pm you should always drink in the morning and hangovers are bye bye

Me | 8:44pm Marianne’s been trying to get me to do it forever Me | 8:45pm But now at least I got a topic for my next essay

Drew | 8:45pm how to cure hangovers?

Me | 8:46pm Close enough! Me | 8:46pm Alcoholism in hollywood 🥰

Drew | 8:45pm Hmmm sure sure Drew | 8:45pm How does that relate to either politics or economics? 🤔

Me | 8:46pm I’ll figure it out Me | 8:46pm Just you watch

Drew | 8:47pm Sure Drew | 8:47pm 👀

Me | 8:48pm 😂😂

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16: A LITTLE BIRDIE

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[maznanangy]

omg tell me the dream! - amii

OKOKOK HERE IT IS TW FOR DEATH MENTION NOTHING GRAPHIC DW:

The dream started with me and my family watching the TV some cartoons with my brother, everything normal until the show finished and a movie started. For some reason I already knew this movie??? After this all the dream is such movie so remember that

I can't remember the name of the movie (actually I didn't see the name anywhere) BUT THE THING I REMEMBER THE MOST, THE THING THE REASON WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS SHIT is because the movie was like... a live action but at the same time no- sound weird I know. Basically they used real actors. That's one thing.

The other thing is: there were some Papa Louie characters there.

That's right you read it right and I write it right. There were REAL ACTORS as PAPA LOUIE CHARACTERS. But the movie even wasn't about the games or something there were just. there.

The plot of the movie was about some crimes and a man trying to solve them and you guessed it some PL characters were the victims. MAN I REMEMBER THE CHARACTERS THAT DIED AND HOW.

The first character to die was our God Wally😔🤙 he was the only one who died naturally but apparently no??? , the second was Nick (drowned), the third one was Austin (strangulation) I fucking remember so well that the main character, this man who wasn't a PL character, found his body in the back of a car, the third one was Indigo (it wasn't explained how but they just said her name). and the fifth one. OMG THE FIFTH VICTIM.

Connor. Connor was the fifth victim. I don't remember everything about the others but HIM. In the movie (I have to give props to my mind cause he had a teeth gap good job brain) he had a friendship with Nick before he died but after his death Connor didn't appear in all the movie after that so some people thought he was the killer but at the end he wasn't. Then, after his disappearance and Indigo's death, fucking Wylan B went to the MC and asked him if he saw Connor because he has a basketball game at 9pm and he can't find him so they searched. These two went to a near park and they found him. death. in a bush. with a gunshot in his head and a knife in his neck. I even remember that the MC said Connor probably survived the gunshot and that's why he had the knife there.

After that I can't remember the rest of the movie but when it finished I even thought "lol this movie is so good I should make an AU of it" and then there was another movie starting in the TV (motherfucking Lord Of The Flies) and that's when I woke up.

DON'T ASK ME WHY MY DREAMS ARE LIKE THIS PLEASE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

[theygotlost]

this recurring theme of sybil doing chores for vimes because she feels obligated to as a Wife even though she has a whole staff to do them for her...... part of me always wanted to groan a little as the idea that a good wifey must do domestic labor for her hubby cause thats what she's Supposed to do, but i am CHOOSING to believe that this is just genuinely how sybil expresses her love and she does it cause it's more personal and intimate than paying someone else to do it.... and the best part is that she's actually pretty bad at it but vimes doesn't even care cause he loves her so much

[ongshat]

  For a comprehensive list of most of my print work (not including magazine articles) see this list on Goodreads.

All my works dedicated to the memory of my dearly departed friends: The members of The Formless Ocean Group – Nina Graboi, Elizabeth Gips, Paddy Long, Betsy Herbert, and Robert Anton Wilson. Also to my departed friends: Dave, DW Cooper, Dr. Hyatt (Alan) and humdog.

PAST WORK

Beats In Time: A Literary Generation’s Legacy (Chapter 12 is my interview with Diane DiPrima) also to be included in Conversations with Diane di Prima to be published by the University Press of Mississippi, in 2021/22.

Transmedia: Who Invited the Lobsters Anyway?

Legend-Tripping Online: Supernatural Folklore and the Search for Ong’s Hat by Michael Kinsell – While clearly this is a book about my transmedia project it also includes a lot of things that I wrote as examples, so I include it here. Metamodernism, anyone?

Rebels and Devils: The Psychology of Liberation edited by Christopher S. Hyatt, Ph.D. introduced by S. Jason Black foreword by Nicholas Tharcher contributions by William S. Burroughs Joseph C. Lisiewski, Ph.D. Timothy Leary Ph.D., Robert Anton Wilson, Austin Osman Spare, Genesis P-Orridge, Aleister Crowley, Joseph Matheny, Peter J. Carroll, Israel Regardie, Jack Parsons, Phil Hine, Osho, and many others

Black Book Omega: CIRQUE APOKLYPSIS by Christopher S. Hyatt, Ph.D. Joseph Matheny, Nick Pell, Calvin Iwema, Wes Unruh, Antero Alli (more info here)

Contributor YouTube: An Insider’s Guide to Climbing the Charts (more info here)

Introduction to The Art of Memetics Aside: When I posted about this book on Greylodge, Seth Godin references the post as a good example of “How to write like a blogger“ This made me happy. 😉

Contributor/Editor:This is Not a Game: A Guide to Alternate Reality Gaming with Dave Szulborski (Excerpt here )I edited and contributed to : “This Is Not a Game” which was included in the annual Tween market report that went to marketing executives worldwide in the toy, gaming and youth market industries. Also, I appeared as myself/in character, in person,  in the “Catching the Wish” ARG by Dave.

Third Realm (The Yellow King) Written and executed by me, produced in conjunction with Foolish People http://www.argn.com/2009/10/puzzles_for_the_apocalyps

4P2 My first foray into the True Crime arena. Formula:  Just put up a single, spooky web page, that purports to be a recruitment drive for an organization whose actual existence is speculative at best and at worst is fiction presented as fact or paranoid, hysterical hand-waving in the interest of selling books and you will get all kinds of reactions. In all fairness, I think the theories mentioned read as good fantasy crime fiction and this was a conceptual attempt at that very thing. Apparently, it succeeded. The unnerving side of this was the equal amount of applications I received asking to join (Really? Join a group of underground serial killers? Really?) or outright death threats by people who really believe in such things.   (Someone summed it up pretty well in this article from The Fenris Wolf)

  the-fenriswolf-iss-no-4-pp-87-116 PDF Excerpt

El Centro & OMEGA This was a ARG/Transmedia style story with occult/horror/conspiracy elements, started in 2004 and ended in 2006. It utilized Web, print (booklet), radio, phone trees, theater and news wire services. [A version of the doughnut shop scene from this story was used in Amsterdam production of Terra: Extremitas by Foolish People.] This project was done in collaboration my late friend Dave Szulborski. There’s a LOOOOOONG story about this project. So long in fact that it will take up at least three chapters in an future book.

Contributor: What Would Bill Hicks Say with Ben Mack, Amelia the Great and Soft Skull Press (along with Jeff Danziger and Martyn Turner; writers Neal Pollack, Robert Newman, and A.L. Kennedy; and Thom Yorke of Radiohead and others…)

Contributor: 2004-2005 Exquisite Language project for the 2004 ELfest and collected in the Spring 2005 issue of of 2 Gyrlz Quarterly. NOW AVAILABLE AT POWELLS.COM

Introduction, afterward and editing for Poker Without Cards– First Edition. I orchestrated the first release campaign for this book, with the main character becoming “real”on the Internet for a while. After the first few months I turned it over to the author. (statement regarding this work here)

GALT’S ARK: The Black Symphony, First and Second Movements Produced by Cthulhu The Players: Joseph Matheny, Christopher S. Hyatt, Ph.D., Father Daniel Suders & Nicholas Tharcher Illustrated by S. Jason Black, Jonathan Sellers, Weirdpixie & MobiusFrame

  THE BLACK BOOK Volume III, Part I

THE BLACK BOOK Volume III, Part II

(The Black Books are considered the workbooks for The Psychopath’s Bible, which I wrote an infamous jacket blurb for.)

The Incunabula: Ong’s Hat Project [ Reviews | Interviews, etc. | Wikipedia | History] This was a ARG/Transmedia style story started in 1988 and ended in 2001. It utilized zines, BBS, early Internet, Web, CD ROM, CD Audio, DVD, print (book, graphic novel and magazine), radio, phone trees, fax, and news wire services. I gained and leveraged exposure in both the mainstream and alternative media to distribute over 2 million copies of CD ROM, ebook and print versions of the story combined. Story elements from Ong’s Hat were also included in the EA Game, Majestic which unfortunately ended prematurely due to 9/11. It was the subject of a full 4 hour show on Coast to Coast AM, been the subject of an article on the Weekly World News and been covered on many radio shows world wide, books, newspapers, magazines, etc. Links to media here.

Description: “…a bizarre Internet phenomenon: an “immersive” online experience—part mystery, part game, part who knows what—known as both the Incunabula Papers and Ong’s Hat. The Incunabula Papers/Ong’s Hat was, or is, a “many-threaded, open-ended interactive narrative” that ”weds an alternate history of chaos science and consciousness studies to conspiracy theories, parallel dimensions, and claims that computer-mediated environments can serve as magical tools…. the documents provoked a widespread “immersive legend-trip” in the late 1990s. Via Web forums, participants investigated the documents—manifestos—which spun up descriptions of brilliant but suppressed discoveries relating to paths that certain scientists had forged into alternate realities. Soon, those haunted dimensions existed in the minds and fantasies of Ong’s Hat’s many participants. That was evident as they responded to the original postings by uploading their own—all manner of reflections and artifacts: personal anecdotes, audio recordings, and videos—to augment what became “a really immersive world, and it was vast”. – The Chronicle of Higher Education—-

“Ong’s Hat was more of an experiment in transmedia storytelling than what we would now consider to be an ARG but its DNA – the concept of telling a story across various platforms and new media- is evident in every alternate reality game that came after.” – Games Magazine 2013

Though Ong’s Hat may not have set out to be an ARG, the methods by which the author interacted with participants and used different platforms to build and spread its legend has been reflected in later games. –Know Your Meme

The Incunabula Papers are arguably the first immersive online legend complex that introduced readers to a host of content, including what religious historian Robert Ellwood has called the “alternative reality tradition. – Legend-Tripping Online: Supernatural Folklore and the Search for Ong’s Hat

As a companion piece to understanding some of the history of the transmedia work that centered around Ong”s Hat you may also want to read Legend-Tripping Online: Supernatural Folklore and the Search for Ong’s Hat,  reviewed here.

The Incunabula Papers CDROM was recently included in the BNF (Bibliothèque nationale de France) digital art collection.

Game Over? (currently re-vamping this for re-release)…but if you just HAVE to have it now, someone is selling one for $900 over here. 😛

What Really Happened at Ong’s Hat?

The Incunabula Papers (CD ROM) Free ebook versions here

Incunabula: The Graphic Novel Free ebook version here

Why DVD? (B and N Digital Bestseller)

A booklet published in April-99

Over 100,000 in circulation to date

Available from booksellers nationwide in October reprinted by:

DVD Creation Magazine

Videography Magazine

(printed copy sent out with each issue – July,1999)

Video Systems magazine

and many others

Convergence 2000 (B and N Digital Bestseller) Free ebook version here

Covert Culture Sourcebook

Earth Dance 2000 (Video and DVD)

The Millennium Whole Earth Catalog 

Transmedia Litany (with Genesis P’Orridge)

Thee psychick bible

esoterrorist (publisher)

My idea for an Exquisite Corpse jacket blurb using faxes. (WSB missed inclusion by a day). Used on Esoterrist

Banishing Ritual (cover) with Illusion of Safety (audio here)

The Last Book

Also contributed a few articles to Bob and Arlen Wilson’s Trajectories.

A write up I did about my old friend Rob Brezsny for disinfo.com

Interview that I did with with Beat poet and author Diane DiPrima

Nina Graboi Interview, bOING bOING, Number 8 (written under my nom de plume: Michael Kelly)

I’ve contributed articles to AlwaysOn and Adotas. I’ve contributed book, music, and movie reviews to Gnosis and Magical Blend in the past as well as the old Boing-Boing print magazine and Fringeware Review. Note, in the interest of full disclosure, I’d sometimes contribute more than one article or review to a single publication and to avoid the appearance of saturation, I’d use the pen name: Michael Kelly for some of the articles.

Writing For a comprehensive list of most of my print work (not including magazine articles) see this list on Goodreads…

[karanguni]

Yuletide Recs

I didn't read all that widely this year, unfortunately, but here are some fics I really enjoyed in my canvassing: ephemeral thing! do you address me? (1641 words) by Anonymous Fandom: Dialogues - Plato, Symposium - Plato, Classical Greece and Rome History & Literature RPF On the eve of the City Dionysia, Aristophanes receives a menacing visitor. A sparkling gem of a thing in with Alcibiades and Aristophanes. My Greek history is very patchy, but even with it being made of swiss cheese, this was a clever and witty read. What's Real (2380 words) by Anonymous Fandom: Austin & Murry-O'Keefe Families - Madeleine L'Engle Proginoskes has been lost to Meg. She has to find him. A nice evocation of the canon series, this reminded me why I love L'Engel so much; I'm probably going to reread the books because of it. Person to Person (11565 words) by Anonymous Fandom: John Wick (Movies) Wherein Winston and John (but mostly Winston) learn to talk honestly. A long, slow burn with an excellent, human Winston voice. Check out the other John Wick fics, Discworld, and Breakfast with Scot I got as gifts; they are all wonderful. comments Comment on DW: https://ift.tt/2QcjVwS

[bcofl0ve]

the name of the link already speaks for itself and for the commentators who wrote about you. don't worry, darling, these bitches just don't know good words in general

LOL, i’m okay dw but thank you bestie. like i said i really don’t care all that much if ppl talk shit (though i will read it bc i’m nosy 😅) i don’t like everyone and not everyone has to like me. but i do find some of the reasoning a bit ridiculous esp re: me being accused of “switching up” on kaia and being ‘fake’ by being an auslivia girlie at the same time as not bashing austin’s actual girlfriend. but alas, different strokes for different folks 🤸🏼‍♀️

[transmothmun]

Fitzgerald, Lee, Austin and Shelley (Also you should maybe send me some since books are my life)

fitzgerald: hot cocoa ;0 i don’t really drink tea lollee: ?????? how am i supposed to choose. you monster. probably the magician’s guild, tho, from recently read books. need to read the rest of the series austen: nico from pjo, lirael (and dog!!!) from the abhorsen series, and a astley and zara from the need series. that’s more than three, idgaf,shelley: i don’t know there aren’t many characters i’ve particularly disliked?? stanley from a streetcar named desire for sure, maybe nick from the need series,,,, sam from lotr sorta

i’ll send u some b dw ;0

[kingsofeverything]

I can’t believe that Harry read WAU before his Dallas show and then he read DWS before his Austin show