#b.txt

[weizhiyuan]

No rlly bl is like the best genre ever cuz where else r u gonna see “you like being the top too?” *thunder strikes* *beethoven’s symphony no. 5 plays*

[gloriousfckingpurpose]

i think if lisa asked the creature if he’d still love her if she was a worm he’d do that cat hacking up a hairball move again and give her an actual worm and she’d think it was the most romantic thing ever

[suoulfillem]

you know, when house is helping wilson treat his cancer in his apartment, and wilson is throwing up, shitting himself, and all house had to say is “you have everything you need right here”, promises wilson that he won’t let him die in an ambulance, or the hospital, will let him stay and die in his own apartment if he has to, tells wilson to let him help, that he doesn’t need to try to do the hard things alone, let him just help take him to the damn toilet—i can’t help but be reminded of chen chen’s poem winter:

[nexo-nex]

fuck it *frutiger aeros' your squid sisters*

[biantianyang]

This beefleaf tweet has been stuck in my head for like a year

[jacksmannequin]

2 years 🙏

[hwiyoungies]

hello?????????

[pythonscrypt]

"noxcrew wouldn't do 4 games of buildmart that would be too boring" "noxcrew knows it would be unprofessional (???!!?!!?!?!) to play the same game so many times" "they know no one likes buildmart they would never" SHUT THE FUCK UP some ppl r so fucking annoying. noxcrew is a bunch of game devs who organize and code for a fun monthly tournament with absolutely zero monetary stakes not some major league professional sports organization that has to adhere to some arbitrary set of rules. if they think something is funny they will do it it's just not that deep like the coping and projection is insaneeee

[beauxjangles]

guys welcome back to star trek deep throat nine here for the main characters we have nonbinary lesbian goop, trans woman who is a worm, captain who did war crimes, terrorist with a soft spot for halter tops, dr tennis twink, unstable exiled lizard spy with severe daddy issues, guy who we put through hell for fun, the captains little bitchass shit son and guy who gets mad pussy by owning an arcade

inspired by the post by @ratfuck

[cindymoon]

no because bailey bass’s stylist & glam team like..do not miss when it comes to her project-themed looks

[weizhiyuan]

THEY KISSED!!! ONGSASUN KISSED!!!!! MILKLOVE KISSED!!!!!!!!!!!

[gloriousfckingpurpose]

i know they underutilized the frankenstein aspect in the movie but it really does feel like the creature was perfectly created for lisa regardless. from what we saw, he spent his whole life lonely; dead parents, isolating social life, failed romantic prospects, the whole shebang, but he never gets to do anything about it because he dies, suddenly and unstoppably. until he’s suddenly alive again and the whole world is different but there’s this girl who tended to his grave when nobody else would have given him that respect, who’s experiencing the same things he did who actually has the chance to get back at the people who didn’t care for her, one tiny bit of familiarity to him… of course he’s going to kill for her just to see her happy.

[bitter-rabbitholes]

anyway here's my diagram of ciel's mental state:

[suoulfillem]

house being asked what he values in wilson and him saying the fact that he can say whatever he wants to him and he knows he’ll never leave is a kind of intimacy so many want and never get. he pushes and pushes expecting to be abandoned and left alone because that’s what he thinks he deserves, that’s what he expects to be done to him. to be left. and time and time again wilson stays. wilson stays and shows house every single time: i am here, I will not leave, you cannot get rid of me

[nexo-nex]

I managed to extract and animate the dancing animations from the character selection in Tea Party Dash. Hope yall enjoy them (?)

[biantianyang]

BEEEEEEEEFFFFFFLEEEEAAAAAFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!