#will tag the rest later

[beauxjangles]

guys welcome back to star trek deep throat nine here for the main characters we have nonbinary lesbian goop, trans woman who is a worm, captain who did war crimes, terrorist with a soft spot for halter tops, dr tennis twink, unstable exiled lizard spy with severe daddy issues, guy who we put through hell for fun, the captains little bitchass shit son and guy who gets mad pussy by owning an arcade

inspired by the post by @ratfuck

[verarev]

xbox

list of npcs (some names are unofficial because I forgot them, indicator is an asterisk)

mach, pilby, speeding wall, buck, sam, cashier, yum zlurpie, unpleasant, bive, split, gnarpy, spud, toothy, toothette, jeremy, the frog, mrMANUVERER, TARMITE, infected, drRETRO, emmet, fleshcousin, red ball, enphoso, OPPA GANGNAM STYLE, null, mark, wallter, pink thing that kills you*, blue thing that kills you*, poob, scag, boots, lampert (1), pest, miche, bighead*, brock, beam of light, döug, lampert (2), clover, crem, rock*, MR.

sorry if I missed any in the art or the list

[saritawolff]

#Archovember Day 14 - Proterosuchus fergusi

While a rather goofy-looking animal, Proterosuchus is a representative from a group of Early Triassic archosauriforms which represent the earliest adaptive radiation of the Archosaurs. After the Permian catastrophe which killed off 95% of all life, it was the proterosuchids who became the top predators, filling a wide-variety of terrestrial and semi-aquatic niches, and gave rise to the Erythrosuchids of the Middle Triassic.

Proterosuchus fergusi lived in what is now South Africa. It was 3.5 meters (11 ft) long, had a sprawling stance similar to a lizard (which I did not depict very well here rip), a proportionally large head and long neck compared to its body, and a hooked snout distinctive to basal archosauriforms. Traditionally, it was assumed Proterosuchus was a semi-aquatic ambush predator with a lifestyle similar to crocodilians. However, it lived in an arid environment and didn’t seem adapted for aquaticism, having well-ossified limbs and laterally-positioned nostrils. So its diet is unknown: it could have eaten fish, it could have eaten the contemporary Lystrosaurus (which also survived the Permian extinction and was the dominant land animal at the time), it could have eaten both! As for it’s silly-looking snout, the purpose ot that is not known either. It could have been used in sexual or social signaling, or perhaps to keep prey from escaping its jaws.

As for what we do know, Proterosuchus had eyes that could see in both bright and dim light, indicating a cathemeral or crepuscular lifestyle. As it lived near the Antarctic Circle, this could also have been an adaptation to the seasonal changes in day length. Its hearing was adapted for lower frequencies, indicating little, if any, reliance on vocal communication. However, it did have large olfactory bulbs, indicating a strong sense of smell.

[baboyaki]

[journey-to-the-attic]

one thing about ik is that she will always reach out

[sunnydayaoe]

Wahh. thinking about geno and sans, and. error and sans' relationship. specifically the classic ajesent sans in geno's timeline.

[talesoflore]

Made in honor of @cha-melodius's latest fic, but also dedicated to every single fanfic author whose works I've read and loved before.

[smallest-turnip]

little guys :D

[knowledgekadamitatis]

homestuck semisprite bases

[wuvrevue]

[barawrah]

800 year old martial god causes problems on purpose by kidnapping the heir of a great sect . or something

[breanna777]

Have some MORE ass

[sea-buns]

All the buffs they've added to the cooking mods is hilarious to me. Like it's for sure super fun and exciting. But imagine the world cracking apart at the seams and from the moment you wake up you are immediately pounced on by "DAD! DAD! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" *places brick oven*

I just imagine Chayanne has been surrounding his dads' beds with various plates of food. Cuz you KNOW he's a stress cooker.

And Talullah's like "bro that's a loose popsicle on the floor Missa's gonna slip and die"

[apalapucian]

he walks after lily down a corridor. she's fast, turns a corner, doesn't wait.

they end up at a dead end. she faces him then, with no choice. her cheeks are red, and she looks like she's about to cry, but she takes a deep breath as his steps slow down, raises her chin as he stops in front of her.

"whatever you have to say — " she starts.

"evans, i'm not going to — "

"no, listen. it doesn't mean anything, alright? it doesn't have to mean anything. so my patronus matches yours, so what, that happens — "

he feels the sting of that somewhere in his chest. "okay," he says. "but just — hear me out, will you?"

she crosses her arms. a self-hug, it seemed, more than the usual act of resistance. she looks up at him, purses her lips. he takes it as a go-signal.

"you have to know i never stopped fancying you," he says, the words rushing out, now or never. her eyes widen. she opens her mouth to say something, but he doesn't let her interrupt. he can't. "no, just — let me say it all first, please, okay? i need to — you have to know, it's not true, whatever you were told about jeanne. it's you. still you. always been. there was never really anyone else. and this... if you really, really think that the matching patronuses don't mean anything, if it's just some freak coincidence, then — then i'll drop it. i'll drop it forever. i'll try my fucking hardest to forget all of it." his hands curl into fists at the thought. he opens them, fingers flexing at his sides, high-strung. "but if it means something, evans," he pleads, "if there's even a slight chance, tell me. tell me now."

she blinks at him, the tears pooled in her eyes clinging to her lashes. the furrow in her brows isn't promising. he braces for a no. he braces for an entire life spent getting over lily fucking evans.

the moment feels like an eternity.

then she steps forward — snaps eternity in half just like that — surges up at him, on her tiptoes. and kisses him. long and hard.

"i hate you," she says eventually, both hands still on his face, her thumb grazing over his bottom lip. (why doesn't this one last forever? how do you choose, he thinks, who do you talk to?) "god, i hate you so much i could kiss you all my life."

he smirks. "same," he says.

/

edit: the rest of this now up and done on ao3 x

[robottheodorlasso]

Hai this fic was so up my ally I got inspired and drew what was probably happening during Keeley and Trent’s smoke break

[morexlapis]

i know literally everyone has done this but idc idc!!, send me ur f/o, insert, or ship & ill assign them stuff animals!

example (i don't f/o him btw):