omg so i got home from work around 1 am sooooooo super hungry and i was like holy shit i’m gonna make myself some pancakes so i diiiiiddd and not only that but i mixed in some of my left over pumpkin puree and some cinnamon and it was soooo good like these are literally the yummiest fluffiest pancakes i’ve ever made
A Xiao spotted after a morning jog on an off-day includes:
Fluffy Chick Mode™. He'd be donning the fluffiest and most comfortable hoodie he has in his arsenal- it just happens to be this one form-fitting eye-popping flaxen dazzler that he swears to Morax is low-key.
Also, will wear his hair in a higher ponytail than usual because the wind loves him a bit too much and has a fondness for lashing his face with his locks. It's a disaster, he says, as if it's making me repent for some past crimes I committed, he expounds unironically and displeased as if the gusts hadn't done him a favor and made him look like the lead to a 20's romcom. He shoots you a look when you made the mistake of telling him so, flattery won't get me on a show with you, I won't be able to stand guard if I myself will draw attention to you.
Had waken up before the sun- so naturally before you. By the time you get your arse off of bed and start meandering around like a zombie he's already lounging on a bench only he could love. It's stiff as hell, it helps with the posture, keeps my spine as sturdy as I need my core to go- to fulfill my purpose, to protect you, he sometimes makes a show and leans back further into the demented seat- muscles rippling, groaning raunchily as he reaches out to offer you the paper bag that previously sat beside him- your breakfast, he gets them during his runs. He also gets you with this behaviour after said runs and he knows it, you get a sly little smile as he looks up at you from his book with a single brow raised, your breakfast's in the baggie, princess, not here.
Will spank your arse when you head off if you flip him the bird, will still spank your arse even if you don't. His hand is his preferred choice of weaponry in this battle, he won't tell but he absolutely loves the feel of your supple flesh in his tight grasp, not to say he didn't particularly enjoy watching his thin novella bounce off your behind that one time he tried tossing it out of a childish whim.
Quid pro quo because you have a bad habit of groping his arse when he's in fitted bottoms- which is 24/7 365.
The 34+35 remix is in his jogging playlist only because you put it there and not because he particularly like it.
Is against wearing earphones whenever he's outside with you unless it's for comms because he cannot afford to be distracted in such a perilous line of work- mostly for your sake. Also, he likes the sound of your voice better than anyone else's, it's music enough for his ears.
Only wears earphones during his jogs alone because he's prone to get unwanted attention from fellow joggers and dog-walkers alike. He is in no way at all a pushover but he does prefer not having to deal with any unpleasant altercations until he has his daily dose of you.
Will make you pancakes if it's something you like. Will definitely suck at it at first though, probably will take about five burned cakes before you have passable ones. Would definitely douse them in syrup, he's got an unrelenting sweet tooth despite his edgy exterior- you might have to hide the maple if you want it to last a week or two.
Sucks at making coffee. He makes it as if it's straight out of hell's pit and finds no problem with it. What do they say about one wanting their coffee to be as dark as their soul? He would retort as if beside his mug of tar weren't a plate of maple syrup soup with a bit of cake and he weren't some sweet Labrador with the fakeass ears of a doberman.
Aces freshly squeezed orange juice like it's nobody's business though- apparently those guns aren't just for heavy lifting and muscling through merciless crowds.
Can cook bacon and eggs but will always burn the edges. Practice does not make him perfect, apparently, and you try not to ask for this as a breakfast option if only to keep him from pouting so early into the day.
I know people are freaking about a certain Steven Universe leak (Pls don't talk about it on this post. I haven't seen what the leak is and I plan on not finding out lol) so here's a trip down memory lane with a totally normal video of Jake the Dog singing bacon pancakes
Lumpy Space Princess Nails by: Song: Bacon Pancakes (New York Remix) Like and… Lumpy House Princess Nails by: @vics_nails 💜 Music: Bacon Pancakes (New York Remix) 🎶 Like and comply with for extra 💅🏻
i get it when ppl who arent from the u.s. are like wtf is utah but i feel like you should at least know new york i mean have you even seen the bacon pancakes beyonce remix
Me after I just accidentally sent a laughing-crying emoji to one of my favorite artists in response to their latest Instagram post at 3 in the morning bc I wanted to turn up the brightness on my phone while on their story.
Open casket, there will be BBQ ribs and disco music. Somebody remember to bring the guy that knows how to play bag pipes, thanks.
Gladiator match over who gets to keep my cintiq.
Also they better play that Bacon pancakes dubstep remix I said I’d play at my funeral when I was like, 11. Oh, and the whole lord of the rings series.
Partner(s): None
Parents: Cho Yokoyama and Howard Darling.
Kids: None.
Siblings: Ruby Darling.
Age: 22 (2021)
Birthday: 10th of January.
Height: 165cm.
Body type: Skinny.
Eye color: Light blue with some rainbow-ish shine around the iris.
About:
~ Outgoing, flirtatious, cheeky, fun-loving, enthusiastic, adventurous, playful, messy, curious, friendly, open-minded, passionate, bubbly, sensual, active, popular, confident, dramatic, competitive, energetic, direct, pushy, dependent, spontaneous, sassy and rebellious.
~ Part Chinese/Japanese/American. Chinese/Japanese on moms side, American on dads side.
~ Sexuality: Gay
~ Has a big sister named Ruby.
~ Has commitment issues, and does NOT want to be in a relationship.
~ Ramune (Japanese soda) is the shit! Any flavor will do!
~ Doesn’t go anywhere without wearing false lashes.
~ Always colors his hair in pastels.
~ Almost always wears baggy clothes.
~ Bright or vibrant colors are his favorite to wear, but when it comes to his room, the color choices are much more mellow.
~ Lives in NY (born and raised) and loves the busy vibe.
~ Lives with his roomies Violet and Milo.
~ Dislikes neighbors complaining when he plays loud music, or has loud sex.
~ Fluent in Japanese, but doesn't speak much Chinese.
~ Speaks with an American accent, but if he gets angry a slight Japanese accent will come through.
~ Cute boi - but will cut you!
~ His name means ‘snow’ in Chinese.
~ Likes to party or go out clubbing.
~ Has a bit of a bitchy attitude at times.
~ Struggles with a side of him, that is always very sad and emotional.
It’s hard being positive and bubbly, when you are also sad deep inside.
~ Is very into Anime.
~ Hates fish.
~ Smoker
~ Smells like: Something sweet and candy-like, mixed with cigarette smoke.
~ Loves gossip, sex, NY, clubbing, partying, meeting new people, dancing, Netflix, Anime, Candy, Manga, bananas, neon lights, Ramune, flavored lube, dildos, pastels, neon colors, vibrators, cherry gum, cherry cola, porn, Ramen, strawberry tooth paste, strawberries, fries, bacon, dance music, Trap, electronic music in general, Papaya, colorful drinks, deep pan pizza, tacos, garlic, goats, raccoons, whipped cream, peppermint, and pancakes.
~ His style is pastel punk.
~ Spends a lot of time online. A lot.
Xuě’s tag
Xuě’s house/home
Xuě’s moodboard
Handwriting/ask answer pic:
One Gif to describe him:
One song to describe him: Awkwafina - NYC Bitche$
Personal playlist:
1. Melanie Martinez - Mad Hatter
2. Doja Cat - Boss B*tch
3. Troye Sivan - Strawberries & Cigarettes
4. Ashnikko - Working Bitch
5. Mis-Teeq - Scandalous
6. Awkwafina - Pockiez
7. Post Malone - I Fall Apart (SLANDER Remix)
8. Billie Eilish - Everything I Wanted (Aquadrop Remix)
9. Marshmello x YUNGBLUD x blackbear - Tongue Tied (Duke & Jones Remix)
10. Ariana Grande, The Weeknd - Love Me Harder (Gryffin Remix)
11. Gym Class Heroes: Cupid's Chokehold ft. Patrick Stump
12. Aly & AJ - Potential Breakup Song
13. Christina Milian - Dip It Low
14. La Roux - Bulletproof (Gamper & Dadoni Remix)
15. G-Eazy - The Beautiful Damned (Sinner's Heist Remix)
16. 3OH!3 - DON'T TRUST ME
17. Sam Smith - Latch (Nick Cahill Remix)
18. Ashnikko - Hi, It's Me
19. Destiny's Child - Bootylicious
20. Gym Class Heroes: Cookie Jar ft. The-Dream
21. Qveen Herby - Cheap Talk
22. Halsey - Gasoline (Oscar Trap Remix)
23. Illenium - Needed You (ft. Dia Frampton)
24. Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid
25. Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl
26. Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci
27. Two Feet - Go F*ck Yourself
28. Hayley Kiyoko - Girls Like Girls
29. Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated
30. Blackbear - Idfc (Tarro Remix)
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