#barbi.txt

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[ricciardhoes-archive]

me seeing my reblogs today when a particual ricciardhoes appeared in a seb post 👁👄👁

mayhaps i’m being converted…mayhaps

[miseria-fortes-viros]

man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

[miseria-fortes-viros]

tumblr mutual in my notes just apologized to me for interacting too much. babygirl we are bound by the blood oath

[miseria-fortes-viros]

autism is fun sometimes bc you’ll get a text from your sister that’s just a blurry image from the show she’s watching (something about chemistry who cares) with the caption “who is this guy why is he familiar” because he’s only in one episode so she can’t look him up on imdb and you get to reply “thats jake short you remember him from his role as fletcher in the disney tv show ant farm which neither of us has even thought about in 13 years” and she’ll say “are u sure this is not fred from youtube” and you’ll say “look me in the eye and say that again” and send her these images

and then she will gaze upon the images and she will say “wow how the hell did you do that” and you’ll say “im literally psychic” and she’ll say “what did you eat for dinner two hours ago” and you’ll say “i dont remember it was two hours ago”

[miseria-fortes-viros]

nonbinary poll!

no results button bc this poll is for NONBINARY PEOPLE ONLY!! y’all need to be ok with not pressing any buttons when something IS NOT FOR YOU!!

[miseria-fortes-viros]

heartbreaking when a good artist has same face syndrome. that shading could give michelangelo an inferiority complex but babygirl did u know noses can be different sizes

[miseria-fortes-viros]

slur discourse is so stupid. “hey fyi you’re not allowed to call yourself that :/ it’s only supposed to be used to spread hate” what the fuck are you talking about. me and the other faggots are going to make fun of you now

[miseria-fortes-viros]

mutual i posted for did not see it 10000 dead 10 million billion injured

[miseria-fortes-viros]

all this talk abt “i say girl but in a gender neutral way” “i say dude but i mean anyone” but i don’t see nobody trying to revive the TRUE gender neutral moniker, “dawg”, which not only implies that your friend is doglike in nature but also that you and the dog in question are tight, yo

[miseria-fortes-viros]

happy queer is not a slur monday!!

[miseria-fortes-viros]

im not a girl except for when its time to pump gas in the cold. then im a frail young lady and i make sad eyes at my dad until he sighs and does it for me

[miseria-fortes-viros]

my favorite couple has started wearing diapers and while i of course support them i do just wish they would change before coming to dinner

[miseria-fortes-viros]

almost 50 degrees in new york on christmas. yeah that’s normal & exactly like how when i was a kid we had 3 feet of snow by thanksgiving and it didn’t stop until mid april

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ive decided due to the severe decline in literacy these days that i am no longer using emojis. we don’t need little images we need vocabulary words. pov imagine u get a text ffrom me it says LMFAOOOOOO NO WAYYY skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull

[miseria-fortes-viros]

having fanartist friends is insane like they’ll post the most beautiful shit you’ve ever seen with the caption “had some time to doodle them today” like they didn’t just rip your heart out of your chest with their bare hands and eat it in front of you