#helenaposting

[miseria-fortes-viros]

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

[berry-little-infiltrator]

WE GOT TO PLAY WITH @piers-official AHHHHHHHHHH THIS WAS SO FUN AND I GOT TO PLAY GUITAR ALONGSIDE BLOOMIN PIERS YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW LONG I'VE DREAMT OF DOING THAT THIS WAS AWESOME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[cassia-thots]

The best thing a girl can be is purple.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

[miseria-fortes-viros]

man sometimes i really want to get back into welding but then i remember that the guys from the first course i took won’t be there and change my mind

[miseria-fortes-viros]

best trope is the one where the character’s godlike power is also killing them btw. they don’t even lift a hand to kill the monster but now they’re delirious with fever. they save a friend’s life and said friend immediately finds them emergency medical care. they raze the enemy to nothing and it takes far too long to find their pulse with all the bruising. their friends just constantly having to patch them up and worrying over which feat will be their last. et cetera

[miseria-fortes-viros]

tumblr mutual in my notes just apologized to me for interacting too much. babygirl we are bound by the blood oath

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“i take my whiskey neat, my coffee black, and my bed at three” he’s so real for that

[miseria-fortes-viros]

autism is fun sometimes bc you’ll get a text from your sister that’s just a blurry image from the show she’s watching (something about chemistry who cares) with the caption “who is this guy why is he familiar” because he’s only in one episode so she can’t look him up on imdb and you get to reply “thats jake short you remember him from his role as fletcher in the disney tv show ant farm which neither of us has even thought about in 13 years” and she’ll say “are u sure this is not fred from youtube” and you’ll say “look me in the eye and say that again” and send her these images

and then she will gaze upon the images and she will say “wow how the hell did you do that” and you’ll say “im literally psychic” and she’ll say “what did you eat for dinner two hours ago” and you’ll say “i dont remember it was two hours ago”

[miseria-fortes-viros]

nonbinary poll!

no results button bc this poll is for NONBINARY PEOPLE ONLY!! y’all need to be ok with not pressing any buttons when something IS NOT FOR YOU!!

[miseria-fortes-viros]

fuck dating apps i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (you’re walking your bike up the last hill into town wearing your school uniform. i’m hanging out the passenger side window of my best friend’s car. your hands are beautiful. we know nothing about each other. you disappear in the rear view mirror. i close my eyes and send up a simple, inexplicable, desperate prayer to god. i say please. i have never said please in my life)

[miseria-fortes-viros]

do u ever think about how niall lynch was a devilishly handsome son of a bitch who was impossible not to like, naturally commanded the attention of everyone in the room, told stories as easily as breathing, ruled over his own particular corner of the world, didn’t even seem real until you knew him, died facedown on a gravel driveway, and then do you ever think about gansey.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

heartbreaking when a good artist has same face syndrome. that shading could give michelangelo an inferiority complex but babygirl did u know noses can be different sizes

[miseria-fortes-viros]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

he lets me hit bc i follow him around like a guard dog and i say stupid shit just to see him smile and i drive way over the speed limit bc he wants to so bad but he never will and i stay up with him when he can’t sleep and we share a carton of orange juice and he looks like a prince in the middle of a dollar general at three in the morning and he leans back on the headrest and the dashboard lights turn his throat green and the bite of possibility is so urgently present i can feel the teeth sinking into my throat and i wonder if mine looks green to him too if he’s even looking and the car is so quiet until he says when i’m gone dream me the world something new for every night and it rips my heart out of my chest because i want him to stay or i want to go with him i just want to be by his side and there are a thousand things i want to say but i don’t say anything i just want him to come back please come back i promise i’ll be better i. where was i going with this

[miseria-fortes-viros]

ngl some of u r starting to sound ableist the way u talk abt percy jackson. just so u know adhd doesn’t make u a complete fucking moron