I would like to both thank and blame tumblr for the phrase "turn slow tigers into fast tigers with this one neat trick!"
Like, I am grateful for it as a mnemonic that stuck that reminds me to go punch the punching bag* when I get too stressed out and can't function well from acute stress, but also I can no longer refer to it any other way because when I get that stressed I have trouble with words
Which means today I was putting on my wrap gloves and my brother was looking at me like "what are you doing?" and all I could say was "turning slow tigers into fast tigers"
*I think the original post was about taking a short run or tensing all your muscles and then releasing them? But my response to stress is very much not flight lol
"Words cannot describe how much I want to hit you with a folding chair."
Tagged today by @tildeathiwillwrite! :D
This line is amazing, oh my goodness. XD
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Athetæm: Get out of my sight.
Fethu: You have until the count of four.
Lutem: You're next! *
-alternatively-
Lutem: I don't need money to fight you! *drags the offender outside*
Shryth: *punches the offender the fuck out!* **
Ohrik: I'm about to kill you. But you can have a head-start if you want.
Syfreth: May the god Himself bless you, child, and may your feet stay dry, *then, to himself* you chicken's ass.
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And here come the tags with a steel chair! @afoolandathief! @amethystpath-writes! @annakayy! @gummybugg! @kaatiba! @those-damn-snippets! @serenanymph! @surplus-of-sarcasm! @written-in-starlight! And anyone else who wants to take on the challenge!
Heavyweight champion Floyd Patterson and his trainer and manager Cus D'Amato. For years D'Amato was accused of protecting Patterson from a formidable group of top heavyweight contenders.