#bastard cat

[pru3ak]

[lesbiansupernatural]

Considering how obsessed my cat is with my achilles tendon (she bites it any chance she gets) I might have to rename her Patroclus...

[blackthornwren]

[mermazeablaze]

Prince Salem the Bastard Cat, as we tested out the Yulemas lights. I just keep hearing O' Fortuna as I look at these pictures, esp the first photo in the set.

[mewintheflesh-2]

Bastard

[seattlewalls]

[rakiah]

Can I give you a heads-up that I'm about to beat your man boi dude up so if you wanna save him be faster than me manifesting my sona into TWST to strangle him for a sec 😭

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Reminds me a certain cat for a certain gala who never showed his ass after the 100th summon. So. Be strong. And he can defend himself. I don’t want to be kicked by those boots.

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Just finding out (from the cat) that he is out of food, a detail my mother seems unconcerned with despite this being her cat. He approached me and said, in his strange, feline voice, "Comrade. I am starving. Please provide for me the sustenance I so crave or watch me wither into nothing," and now I'm on a quest for cat food for a guy who routinely pisses in my shoes.

[bug-ass-enjoyer]

fucker sat on my unus annus hoodie, can't have shit in this house

[indubitablypomaceous]

So I'm making rolls. I oil a pan for baking and turn my back for ten seconds. When I turn back my RAT BASTARD of a cat is on the counter, near the pan, locking her lips. Fucking...

[nyxcharliechaos]

because there can never be to many cat pictures on the internet I have decided to share my own, his name is Willow, say hello to my hell spawn that meows for his tuna while you try to sleep.

[bubblymaika]

Obligatory photos of said clinic cat.

[mermazeablaze]

Salem Prince of Bastards is upset that he can't escape out of the cracked living room windows.

[okcoolthanks]

Don’t You Fucking Dare

[shabby-blog]

Narí has taken to sleeping on top of my door...

[lizziedrip]

I seem to have inadvertently created

'Dead rat and Blues wash'

soup in my washing machine tonight.