cory in the DR tonight saying “idk i just think it’ll be funny…” really sums his whole game up cuz like—
this kid came in thinking “i’m gonna play up the little brother thing and get everyone to think i’m just a sweet innocent boy so i seem non-threatening!” — and, sure! that’s a solid plan!
…and then he proceeded to have a one-sided beef with hisam from day 1, joke-flirted his way into legitimately falling for america, was on slop for like half the season which has seemingly shrunk him by half, and decided he needed to go up against a reality TV legend in cirie. on top of ALL THAT he has now played a major role in saving felicia TWICE, it almost cost him his game prejury BOTH times, and she is more than likely STILL GOING AFTER HIM. (this is comedy.)
and now, as a result of all of this, he has been at the center of three (3) out of only like 4 big fight/blowout moments so far this season. two of which directly involved… FUCKING BOWIE JANE 💀💀💀
…ah yes sir, very lowkey, very under the radar, good work 🫡
anyway if that child can do anything it is commit to the bit.
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Ok I know this was a week ago now but Zach is really trying to ruin Cory's reputation
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Cory going full Wifeguy and dodging every attempt by Julie to blame America for his problems love that for him
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cory, to america: i am not loyal to jag, i am not loyal to jared, i am not loyal to cirie — i am loyal to YOU
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Cory’s DR was actually sooo real tho like “he can beat me in a comp… is that CIRIE?”
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BIG BROTHER 25
CORY "BRIDGERTON" WURTENBERGER AND AMERICA LOPEZ
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not him in the little hat still
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NOT CORY SAYING HE’S “SERVING ASS” I ACTUALLY CANNOT—
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