Antipsychotics got me inventing the best breakfast sandwiches known to man at 1 am
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updated prev post with correct link -_-
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bedtime story lists in wammys
1) Quillish Wammy
Life of Thomas Edison
Turing’s Loving Story
Da Vinci and His Millions of Pages Dairy
2) Roger
How to Be a Good Boy
What the Delightful Kids Do
Cinderella Is Nothing but a Lie
3) A
The Little SeaMaid
The Happy Prince
Shakespearean Tragedy
4) BB
Mother Goose
The Years I Was in Wammys House
All You Need to Get for Murdering Is Charming Eyes
5) L
Things You Need to Know to be L
Strawberry Cakes and the Other 100 Desserts Recipes
LABB Murder Cases
LABB Murder Cases
LABB Murder Cases
LABB Murder Cases
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text || ben & ace
Ben: I never thought I would actually use your number for this but I'm having some trouble writing. Got somewhere loud I can go?
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[txt] psst
[txt] just a heads up
[txt] my sister wants to bring her sword into the bathhouse with her
[txt] DON’T LET HER
[txt] ehhH???? o_o
[txt] bubububuut
[txt] whY? o-o
[txt] it would seem that sword is metal and metal rusts??? ??
[txt] ono
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The most recent exchange between the birds and the bees, hence the reason for the need for research.
[Out of the blue and in response to a conversation had weeks before.]
Guy: This is what you should do- come live with me in Chicago. We'll audition for shows and work day jobs and read plays and poetry and drink copious amounts of tea.
Girl: Is that an option? Because that as an existence sounds like perfection. We could join some savy poetry club and meet people with names like Zin Zin and Rinny. Life could be simple and when it wasn't there would be freedom to talk rhyme or scream as the heart desired.
Guy: That would be a life. Radical aesthetic living searching for the truth of life and shouting from our souls the yearnings we have for perfect love.
Girl: Yes. No designs or desires for perfection other than that most perfectly misunderstood and sought after state of being: loved.
Guy: Can we please?
Girl: It's a pleasant day dream isn't it?
Guy: [No response available.]
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My psych today: okay sooo we can try putting you on another anti-psychotic 😳 (that doesn’t work on me & gives me heart problems) orrr we can forcibly hospitalize you 😉
Me:
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Roomates: it’s 6a.m. what are you doing???
Me, Manic off the shits:
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Manic impulse sleeve tattoo when 🤔
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I literally don’t even want the food i made because even the thought of eating makes me nauseaous 🤢
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The only good thing about not sleeping is that my kitty is also awake ☺️
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Okay i’ve legit NEVER wanted a belly button ring except now i really do because i’m feeling really, really impulsive so i know a manic episode is on the way but geez this sucks i just want ALL the tattoos and piercings!!!
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Don’t look at me, i’m impulsive shopping online again
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Day 1 off Mood Stabilizer: Walgreens Dicked Around Edition
1) The Big Tummy Troubles
2) Whole body hurts
3) Baking a cake at midnight, but it sucks because i had to re-beat the egg whites and I got super pissed
4) Hands are complete pins and needles
5) Sitting in the dark meticulously cutting out coupons i’ll never use
6) Energy
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Got followed home by a pervert who tried to pull my hair & everything & only left when i threatened to beat him up and instead of feeling like scared or anxious i just feel like killing, like i have the kitchen knife right next to me sir if you wanna try again, go ahead, i’m just itching to stab you
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Back in my meds are slowly killing me again era
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