#bc Ohhmy fucking god

[29121996]

IF I SAY A FUCKING WORD .

[lostjulys]

ROSWELL IVE BEEN CATCHING UP ON CR3 AND IVE COME TO A REALIZATION AND I NEED UR INPUT BC NOBODY ELSE I KNOW HAS SEEN BOTH CRITROLE AND HOMESTUCK

ashton 🤝 karkat. thoughts.

MAC OHHMY GODDD HIIII HIHIHIHHIII HOLY SHIT... MOST EXCELLENT THING IVE SEEN IN MY INBOX THIS MONTH. oh my god. YEAH. YEAH LITERALLY this is 100% so fucking true ohh my god. they are like. EXACTLY the same type of character. eternally pissed off and grumpy and SO scary and mean and yelling yep mhm nodders. but they are... always taking care of everyone else. entirely ride or die going to bat for anyone they do care for at any given moment. oh this explains so much now. also oh my GOD where are u in s3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! because there r so many recent ashton bits that r so close to my heart. everything that's happening rn is so so good..

[vld-rage-confessions]

Oh my god oh my god ohhmy ffuckign god that one shot from the trailer that has everyone standing in front of Black except Lance??? His stans are already losing their fucking shit over it and throwing hissy fits bc their "precious baby child uwu" was not in this one particular shot that lasted like 2 fucking seconds. Can Lance stans PLEASE chill the fuck out oh my god.

Lance-centric confession ban still in effect so I’ll be treating this like a normal ask. But holy shit already?! Listen, I love my fuckboy Lance as much as anyone else but dude! This is why we can’t have nice things.

[diabolikfuck]

OKAY THIS IS A LONG POST AND ITS SAD AND ITS ABOUT SHUUMA AND IM RAMBLING BUT IM SO UPSET AT MYSELF READ IT

What if a war broke out and everyone’s forced to join up and Yuma and Shu are like sHIT because they’re like the most anti war ppl ever and Yuma’s like whatever I’ll fucking try but when they get to the trenches shu’s having nONE of it and is already hiding and panicking in the corner and Yuma has to calm him down. When fighting starts Yuma’s actually rEALLY GOOD and gives everyone orders bc he’s smart in that way and he’s shouting and getting shit done while bombs and fire and shit is going on and he just looks over at Shu having a fucking fit in the corner covered in mud and Yuma just has to make sure people are doing their jobs and calmly has to help Shu out like “baby, I have to go out into no man’s land. I can’t promise I’ll come back, but it’s pretty likely because of my muscles. Make sure you hide nice and tight away from the sergeant because we don’t want you executed, alright” and shu’s just balling like “YUMA DONT SAY THAT YOURE GOING TO LIVE.” And Yuma just kisses Shu and runs off into no man’s land while shus panicking BC he doesn’t want Yuma bear to die oH MY GOD. Okay UH Yuma’s actually doing a really good job and he’s been fighting really well and jUST IMAGINE HIM GETTING CLOSE WITH HIS COLLEAGUES AND JUST SHOUTING AND WATHCING THEM DIE OHHMY but yeah he gets promoted to a sergeant while Shu digs himself into a fucking hole bc he knows he’ll die bc of narcolepsy and Yuma visits him and gives him food but oNE DAY Shu gets found by one of the bIG BOSSES and he gets forced out into no man’s land and while Yuma’s giving orders he turns around to see Shu walking up to the battle and Yumas like “SHU SHKBSLKBHA” and runs after to him like “dude did you get found? I’m so glad you’re safe” kisses him and gives Shu a piggy back, running back to the battle screaming orders to the soldiers while shus having a panic attack on him bc of fire and just people getting shot and dying in front of him and general. After the battle both are alive somehow and get back to the trenches and sleep together in a dug out and shus literally on the verge of exploding so Yuma tries to find a Really Good™ place to hide and Shu stays in there while Yuma goes out to fight the next day. But that day he doesn’t come back bc guESS WHAT he got shot rEALLY BAD like right in the stomach and he tries to crawl back but he looses too much blood. The other troops come back and Shu pokes his head out of the hole like “where’s Yuma” and the others are just like :’( “sorry mate.” And shu’s just AAAA

ALTERNATE ENDING

Instead of Shu getting forced into no man’s land the big boss is like “so you’ve been hiding in here the whole time” and shu’s just really scared and nods and he gets sentenced to fucking dEAth and when everyone comes back from fighting shu’s just standing there and looks up at Yuma and Yuma’s like “what? You okay babe?” And shu’s just “I got found, Yuma. I’m getting executed next Monday. I’m sorry.” Yuma’s eyes widen until he drops down to the mud and wEEPS HARD. Next Monday comes and Yuma has tried his VERY BEST™ to stop this from happening from threatening to kill himself in battle to tying himself to shit but it doesn’t work; refusing to go out and fight causes big consequences. So Shu is tied to a pillar or something with 4-5 men standing waiting to shoot when the order comes. They don’t want to but it’s their duty. Yuma has to be held back by loads of people because he’s fuckin hYSTERIC AND ANGRY AS FUCK. Shu looks up to Yuma and smiles lipping the words “I love you, baby” to Yuma and Yuma’s just sOBBING SO HARD, then Shu gets shot and then there’s silence. Yuma drops to the ground sCREAMING and can’t even do his job anymore because he can’t stop thinking of Shu. He just lets the soldiers do whatever they want during battles and eventually gets shot and doesn’t care. He just drops to the ground, welcoming death. :’))))

[ginkgou]

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