#bc i love trisha paytas

[hauntsthenarrative]

all my homies fw trisha paytas.

[incandesang]

i wrote an (incomplete) list of everything wrong with lestat de lioncourt. take this knowing it is a work in progress.

- mommy issues

- daddy issues

- 18th century aristocrat

- religion hops like trisha paytas (thank u anne. i will not become catholic u will not defeat me)

- french

- was a misogynist until the 20th century

- wanted to be a priest

- theatre kid

- cries to get attention

- won’t shut the fuck up about the fact he killed a whole pack of wolves when he was in his teens. that was 200 years ago please try to accomplish something else cool

- his accent is fake. he just puts on a parisian french accent. he’s from the fucking sticks he did not speak parisian french until he was 19 and then only lived in paris for like 2 years max. his accent is FAKE.

- doesn’t stick to his own morals and then makes excuses abt it

- once ate an old lady and had a crisis so bad that he almost died

- canonically op bc anne wanted him to be her mary sue babygirl

- blond cis man

- SERIOUS self esteem issues that he has to get everyone involved with

- has an existential crisis that nearly kills him at least once a decade

- rock star outfits weren’t slutty enough (thanks ANNE.)

- hasn’t had a sense of identity since 1780!!

- too committed to the bit actually

- absolutely fucking delusional (so i can fuck whoever i want 🤨 of COURSE 🤡 of course. 😤of course. 😨as long as you come home to me 😃 of COURSE 🥲)

- got murdered by a five year old at one point

- sees any hot miserable guy and thinks that’s his soulmate INSTANTLY

- had two glasses of wine on a date and then proceeded to scream cry about the inevitable heat death of the universe

- doesn’t know what a fork is???

- canonically into public humiliation and degradation. u cannot bully lestat at all it will just turn him on

- drank the blood of christ

- went down on his girlfriend on her period (hysterically crying the whole time he did it) while his friends watched (she didn’t orgasm. he was having too much of a crisis to actually give her a good time)

- ate a used pad.

- i JuSt LoVe BeiNg caLLeD A sLuT i DoN’t KnOw whY i JuSt dO

- set louis’ house on fire (all these people do is burn each other’s shit please just talk like adults)

- has no hobbies other than ‘get into dumb trouble’

- dated the world’s first terf

- is, according to the world’s first terf, a culmination of everything that is wrong with men

- described his dick with ‘priapus at a gate’ when he wanted to subtly brag abt how big his dick was. right after being told he was the culmination of everything wrong with men

- was confused when human dicks weren’t always erect (are vampires ALWAYS hard?? if anne wasn’t dead i’d ask her but alas)

[drdemonprince]

I remember once trisha paytas said she realized she was a gay trans man bc she loved and got turned on by the song 'the thrill of first love' from the musical falsettos and everyone got mad and accused her of 'fetishizing' gay men bc the song was about a toxic gay relationship. and like... as a queer trans man that song has also turned me on at various points bc im a freak little pervert (and in the 2016 revival the two actors do a dance/fight that is highly sexual so like...that is literally the intention of the song) . idk trisha paytas is a horrible racist person and all that but whenever someone criticizes her sexuality to me it just screams 'transmascs arent allowed to have complicated relationships with sexuality' which is like... really lame

dude exactly. hows she different from any of us hannibal fujoshi trans men

[smegmafactory2024]

I never know what to use as my icon, I used to be cool with using my selfies but now that does seem a bit corny and it's not aesthetic enough for my taste. I loved when umarell made that nft icon of me and I just occasionally switched colors and lengths of my hair but that joke got old. Tony Soprano smoking in a pool kinda fit my vibe bcs i look like Tony soprano but someone else had the exact same one it was making me feel crazyyyy like I'd see a post with my icon and I was like I'd never say that wtffff..

I just don't relate to any character or people other than Courtney Love, Osama Bin Laden, Trisha Paytas and Jesus Christ, hence why I used my favorite Jesus painting i saw on my trip to Milano none of my followers cared about.....but idk if I want a Jesus icon when I'm posting about gay anal fisting + it makes me look catholic which is not the vibe I'm trying to communicate...

[svampira]

1 for elias but i m literally thinking about what if someone just locked him in a room with nothing to do. how would he even react to that LOLLLL

15 for your main ocs bc i want to know. (SORRY IF THTS ALOT)

ask game

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

Omg what did Elias do to you why would you do this to him😖 though locking him in a room is marginally better than having him sit still. He will either sims idle animation (start stretching, doing push ups, singing to himself) or he'll pull out his phone to kill boredom by taking selfies, get mesmerised by his reflection, then stare at it for the next hour without blinking. I feel like w him being camarilla this actually happens very often (not him being locked in a room but more like. A lot of waiting) and he genuinely can't take it. If he has to speak to one of his superiors and he has to wait outside for more than 5 minutes he'll start wandering around, get lost, and force some elder with much better things to do to come fetch him.

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

Diamila > kourtney kardashian 100% they speak the exact same way. She tries to tone her valley girl accent down for important meetings but fails miserably all the time. She speaks very slowly and drags her vowels out > literally very otherwise menacing monologues dragged down by the trisha paytas mh at the end of every word. Apart from that she definitely rehearses everything she says first, 100% walking back and forth repeating her speech to herself outloud in the empty camarilla bathrooms, literally has Elias workshop jabs, speeches and threats with her at home. She's ventrue goofy in a way other people very much can see. The only reason no one makes fun of her to her face is that she's the ventrue whip and everyone knows she probably has a higher vampire bodycount than the entire SI (vtmb fledgling + working as a scourge/hound for 20 years)

Brooklyn > Sza 100%. Not only because i think her voice is super hot and I associate kill bill with brooklyn but also because of the insane pathological lying. They would both lie about being marine biologists. She's eloquent and borderline poetic when she speaks, smiles a lot, will say the most fucked up violent shit while beaming and giggling cutely 💯 does naut think before speaking but the times she does is when she's about to say something truly unhinged

Elias > my voice claim for him literally a fucking rpdr winner😭 sasha velour. They have such a nice voice and it fits Elias super well i love how deep it is while not being ooc for him and i ❤️❤️❤️ vocal fries they're so cute > here's what I'm talking about . Elias also speaks slowly while dragging his vowels ouuuuut, he does naut ever think for more than a split second before opening his mouth. Despite this, he's very very good at talking, could convince anyone to do almost anything while making them think it's still their own idea. Definitely intersperses his sentences with "like" a lot.

Eden > Welket Bungué. Why shouldn't he speak with a portuguese accent. Mainly because I decided on Eden's design after seeing him in crimes of the future and though I've never really referenced him while drawing him i can and will steal his voice. Deep and warm voice, unlike my other ocs he is NICE he speaks to spread positivity and kindness peace and love🙏 he's also an anarch figure head so he might spur people on to do incredible violence but thats normal camarilla are doing worse. Was naut born in the us but moved there as a teen

[mommy-issues-haver]

love the girlies who have lana or ts or trisha paytas as their pfp. if that’s u i love u. bc ur right. they are us and we are them.

[webginz]

im watching a video about trisha paytas bc i love drama and have a curious nature but the guy making the video is sooo.... crazy...

he said "saying america is better than isreal is like saying white people are better than jewish people"

wtf is this comparison??? i??? what?!??!

[earth4angels]

I absolutely loved it! We need more Benji fics in the world, especially from you

I’ll give you a better review when I get home

Also did Aly drop a Trisha Paytas reference in the beginning with the “Im free! Worst experience of my life”? lol

GAGHHHHHHH I LOVE U!

lmao yes i had to write it down bc that was me when i finished my finals

[shaftking]

So Trisha paytas comes out as NB because of tiktok or something and we just gonna ignore it?

[alittleemo]

i feel like ppl complain a lot abt the Spotify friends feature exposing them and it absolutely does but i actually love it??? like i love seeing what my friends are listening to and sneakily listening to it later once they’ve logged off. i love being able to see when they’re listening to music as they walk to school and how they might be feeling and at least have the potential to cheer them up by seeing they’re listening to their sad playlist. i love seeing my friends listening to the same songs / playlists i like and going !!!!! we have excellent taste :D

i think its sweet idk and i can at least imagine reaching out to them when i see them listening to music even if i know i wont do it <3

[deadratinhotcar]

It’s kinda annoying that Trisha Paytas is actually good at ASMR bc I love ASMR but they have just done so much shit.

If they would stick to this and healing, they could honestly thrive but they always go back to such toxic habits and it fuckin sucks. I always feel happy when I see them doing good bc despite all the bullshit, you can very well tell they’re mentally ill and you can tell when they’ve been taking care of themselves and working towards growth. I even thought, at one point, they could be an awesome advocate for those w BPD or those of us who go thru psychosis by talking ab their experiences bc I loved hearing them open up to Dr. Drew and be transparent ab their struggles.

Idk it just sucks when you know someone has been bad but that they could be so fucking great if they’d let themselves.

I often want to be forgiving but with them, most of their apologies are not mine to accept or even believe.

[louiswilliamtomlinsons]

omg okay so there was this tweet that was like “i think this is jungkook’s first life he seems so new to everything” or smth like that and someone else replied “i have this theory that jungkook is actually the second life of a very specific person. now don’t cancel me for this this is just my opinion and you can have your own etc. anyways i think princess diana—“ and something to that effect. and then there’s also jokes going around bc trisha paytas went into labor that the queen is gonna be reincarnated as her baby

Oh yeah!!! I remember that post now. I love finding out Trisha Paytas was pregnant and apparently gave birth at the same time because I judt don't give a shit anymore lol. Can't wait to see their eventual confrontation.

[cata-linaa]

haikyuu facts that are undoubtedly true

part 2: electric boogaloo 

aka the extra ones i forgot about or cut bc that post was mad long

part 1

characters: a bunch

word count: hmmm

pairings: in your dreams dahling, actually maybe a lil tanaka x kiyoko bc i cry over them a bit

howdy! i have a few ideas for what i want to write next but i’m not sure if i want to do mainly prose or bullet points like this, but sorry for the break! i just moved and it was kind of stressful for me to adjust but i’m back in business :)

as of 2/6/21, requests? open!

noya and terushima do the ⛹️‍♂️➡️⛹️‍♂️⬅️🔁⛹️‍♂️ thing whenever they run into someone in the hallway (you know EXACTLY what i mean)

i firmly believe atsumu gave the entire msby team covid, and sakusa was ready for MURDER, hinata cried (bc no practice), bokuto asked if they could all quarantine together for a two week long team sleepover to “keep their friendship healthy too”

whatever that means, at least you’re pretty

remember g-force? the movie with the spy rats? (what are they, like hamsters or something? don’t fact check me i’m too lazy to look it up) yeah, that’s tanaka’s favorite movie of all time

he begged his parents for one as a pet for five-ever, but they never said yes, he’s asked kiyoko a couple times with the same answer

kuroo has his father under the name “y chromosome 🧬” in his phone (i’ve seen this irl on my friends phone who’s in stem and yknow if the shoe fits-)

fukunaga likes to wear socks with really fun patterns on them, his favorites are a toss-up between blue cowprint and bowling alley floor patterned, everyone on nekoma is lowkey excited to see what socks he pulls up to practice in every day, he has so many different pairs

aone gets sunburnt very easily and so during the summer he has a permanent blush across his face, no matter how much sunscreen he puts on 

at least twice a week, kenma gets so pissed at lev that he just throws whatever he has in his hands at him

once it was a whole phone and he just sent it flying towards his face (you ever get hit by an iphone, especially the bulky ass ones from 2012? that shit HURTS) he had a rectangular bruise on his right cheek for a solid month

speaking of lev, he can’t swim, he forgets nearly every time and then freaks tf out when the pool floor drops after the shallow end (he’s so tall though, yoU SHOULDN’T BE THAT CONCERNED YOUR HEAD IS STILL ABOVE THE WATER-)

suga LOVES the trisha paytas drama and keeping up with what she’s doing, if she posts or says anything major on social media, he always knows immediately and it is everyone else’s problem for the next three days, because that is all he will talk about 

in his second year oikawa did a literal hunt for ushijima’s phone number in high school just to block it. He finally got it from someone in his class and was like “take THAT!” and did a big show of hitting the “block button”. There was literally no change from before. 

on a totally unrelated note, ushijima didn’t have a phone in his second year. 

don’t tell oikawa, he’s fragile about this kind of thing

[floridakilo]

Ok but how can u love Kanye & Lana but crit someone for loving Trisha paytas lmao they’re all horrible people but they entertaining af

idc about that i said ew bc she’s gross

[stardustynights]

i love you jesus nightcore by trisha paytas

https://youtu.be/IG8vtjJw31E this video is so damn funny bc it has so many random, demonic audio edits in the middle of it my favorite in particular is at 1:56

[witchysleepingbeauty]

I saw the ask about trisha paytas, lol. Shes talked about manifesting before but more of a law of attraction approach. This is most lonely just a phase shes going through. I don’t love when this happened bc people make a mockery out of manifestation. Trisha is also saying that these affirmations saved her/changed her life, which people making fun of bc shes clearly still struggling alot with mental illnesses :/

I don’t generally follow her. I know about the drama she generally has in her life and all her issues. She’s practically built her career on her trashy mental health…

We’ll just wait this phase out, I’m sure it will die out soon… trends change so fast nowadays anyway.