#bc otherwise... mmh... idk

[astrolotte]

augh . this show

[just-a-random-hobbit]

Miguel O'hara × Italian!spider!reader hcs

Idk don't ask, I was in the mood for writing smth w a lot of self insert SO

Here we go

It's gonna be messy sooooo sorry not sorry

! Yes, I'm studying Spanish at school, but I'm kinda an ass w it. Sorry for the mistakes !

Since you entered the spider society you only spoke English, but sometimes some Italian words slipped

Same thing happened w Miguel and a lot of times you heard him speaking w himself in Spanish

Next thing you know is that with Miguel you talk in Italian and he talks in Spanish with you, except for a few words yow two can understand each other

An example?

"MIG, TI HO PORTATO IL RAPPORTO SULL'ULTIMA MISSIONE"

"MIG, I GOT YOU THE REPORT ABT LAST MISSION"

"Mh bueno, dámelo"

"Mh good, give it to me"

"VA BENE MA DOVE CAZZO SEI?"

"ALRIGHT BUT WHERE TF ARE YOU?"

"¿PRQUE COÑO GRITAS? ESTOY AQUÍ, ¿DONDE PIENSES QUE ESTOY?"

"WHY TF R U SHOUTING?, I'M HERE, WHERE DO YOU THINK I AM?"

Lovely

Once you brought him some 'nduja (idk maybe you're from Calabria or went there for the holidays) and he loves that, I just know that he does, you can't say otherwise

If you like football you'd watch some matches w him and talk abt them for a few days

I also just know that you two talk shit abt Americans or people in general who cook an abomination and call it "Mexican food" or "Italian food"

Spices vs herbs, an endless war in the kitchen

Sometimes false friend words kick in and the conversation is hilarious

"Mmh ayer he comido unas gambas riquisimas"

"Mmh yesterday I have some delicious shrimps"

* disgusted * "tu cosa?"

"You what?"

(Gambas in Spanish means shrimp, in Italian it means leg) (omg idk if this is a word used in Spain and not in Latino America hold on a sec) (ok in Mexico it's camarón, can we pretend for a sec that it's also used gamba?) (It's not bc I don't have a lot of dialogue ideas, ofc not...)

"¿Me traes aquél vaso porfavor?"

"Can you hand me that glass please?"

* confused * "oook?" * hand him the flower vase *

(Vaso in Spanish means glass, in Italian it means flower vase)

(Ik these situations are really clichés but I still find them cute and funny)

You are siesta/pennichella mates

Now imgine if you get closer and closer w Miguel and invite him over for the Sunday lunch, (probably since you are a spiderperson you don't have a lot of relatives anymore, BUT LET'S IMAGINE THAT AT LEAST GRANDMA IT'S STILL WITH US)

Like- how cute it would be, w grandma saying to this beast of a man: "ma stai sciupato, mangia ancora qualcosa" ("you are so thin, eat some more") and he just keeps eating what she gives him bc he can't say no.

I also think that he's not really used to big family reunions, I read a few comics but I didn't catch any hint of a big family tree, so maybe he'd be kinda disoriented if you have a really big family.

For all my northern lovelies (me included) he's gonna be surprised when he sees that we aren't the italian bubbly and cheerful stereotype, but kinda cold and grumpy.

Another thing for the northeners: he's gonna bitch abt the time we usually have lunch and dinner. Lunch at 12/13 and dinner at 19/20???? You must be joking (Yes, the average northener eats early, obviously it depends on the family. In my experience and the ones of my friends these are the usual eating times)

If you still go to school and (like me) go to school also on Saturday: he's shocked. That's it. Just shocked that you have only one day to rest. But this helps to remind him that taking breaks it's important, so you two hopefully spend some time relaxing together, taking a break from school and being spoderman/spiderwoman.

Again, for people who go to school: he listens to your meltdowns. Even if he's from the future and from another country he understands that the school system stopped evolution in the mid 20th century and it fucking sucks.

If you struggle with subjects like chemistry or science he's more than glad to help you

If you go to a liceo he kinda sees himself in you and your experience, so with lots of subject to study and standars super high

If you have Spanish as a second foreign language at school he's definitely going to help you. YOU HEARD ME? YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE UNTILL YOU LEARNED PERFECTLY TODOS LOS IRREGULARES DEL SUBJUNTIVO!!!!! (I really need his help)

If you go to a professional/technical (idk how to translate themmmm) institute with subjects in the field of engineering and computers he's gonna help you if you need help, giving you some tips and extra informations so that you can be the best of your class.

Let's say that you live in Milan: there aren't a lot of skyscrapers, but there are still some buildings on which you can swing decently. Same thing goes for most of the big cities

Now let's say that you live in a small town, in the middle of the countryside, where the tallest building is the bell tower of the church: "how the fuck do you swing and jump and- do litterally all the spiderthings?" And you just show him that you attach you webs on the top of the nearest strong tree or house. He's just like:

Hhhhhh WHAT SHOULD I ADDDD

IDFKKKKK

Bye

Edit: ok got 3 more hcs

The idea of always having a sweet breakfast was kinda weird to him, and didn't really got used to it really fast. But with some time he found the combinations that he preferred: espresso and gocciole

He's team gocciole

He's also team lemon estathé

[anothersebastianblog]

is that annabelle in the "car video"

Yes! //

fork found in kitchen. of course they'll spend time when they can, especially when their busy schedules otherwise won't allow it. i know anon and you don't mean it badly but sometimes it surprises me how surprised people are (not the haters but the neutrals/our side) when they see the two of them together. like hello? his longest public relationship we know of? people need to treat it less like breaking news because the haters will think we're equally as shocked 😭 just something i noticed for a while now.

Mmh i wasn’t surprised, just replied :) idk if anon is surprised or not, maybe they asked bc they couldn’t recognise her idk

Ofc they obviously spend time together whenever they have the opportunity especially during this period ❤️

[meltwonu]

6. “Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”

14. “Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

notes; aquatic-therapist!vernon, a lil bit of cocky!vernon, dirty talk, face-riding, hair pulling! Idk what it is about maknae line, maybe it’s bc i tried to come up with everyone’s occupation for this wellness au before I started but I’ve had theirs planned for literal WEEKS already and it’s so wild to see it finally come to fruition LOL 🤣🤣 also can we also just imagine pool boy vernon... 😗 heheheheh...💕💕 As always, thank you soooo much for requesting! Enjoy! 💕

“Okay, now bring your right arm up!”

Vernon directs you from behind; legs submerged in the water as he watches you raise your arm up and out of the water from the pool’s edge.

You’d only started taking his aquatic therapy classes recently - a suggestion from a friend who’d told you that it would be good for your stress management.

And they’d been right. For the most part.

Vernon was not only good at his job but the 3AM fantasies that kept you awake, tossing and turning, only gave you more reasons to keep showing up.

“I’m gonna join you now, okay?” Yelling slightly, he eases his white tee off before slinking into the warm water and swimming over to where you were in the middle of the pool.

Admittedly, this was always your favorite part.

“Mmmkay, you know the drill, ‘lil lady. On your back for me.” You bite the inside of your cheek at his choice of words as you slowly start trying to float onto your back while Vernon saunters up towards you.

He tried to treat this portion of your session as if you were in a sensory deprivation tank except he was watching you and most often than not - Vernon kept his hands on your shoulders while he fixated on your chest rising and falling in deep breaths while you relaxed in the water.

“D’you think we can… extend this part of the session a ‘lil more?” You mutter; eyes fluttering shut as you get comfortable. 

“Hmm, that stressed, huh?” He jokes back, hands already on your shoulder as he makes sure to keep your body afloat from his position near your head.

You liked this part because usually it meant he kept his hands on you while you floated around in the pool daydreaming about how good he could fuck you in various positions and various places around the pool room. 

Not that you’d tell him that.

“It makes me sleepy… It feels good.” The slight swaying of the water and Vernon’s hands slightly massaging your skin has tiny moans spilling from your lips. “Mmh, I could do this all day…”

Me too, Vernon thinks to himself.

“I’ll let you have a few more extra minutes, but we’ll have to get out soon, okay? I don’t want you or me to turn into raisins here.”

And it only takes a few minutes before you’re dozing off in the water - the hazy fantasies playing out in your mind and reality blurring as you moan out into the otherwise unoccupied room.

This happened often, but Vernon’s booming voice usually knocked you straight back into your senses before you got too deep into daydreaming.

“Mmh… Vernon…”

“Hmm?”

“Feels… good… when you… fuck m-me…”

The male raises a brow, hands on your shoulders adding pressure as he leans in closer to you. He could tell you were dozing off and you weren’t fully aware of what you were saying, but curiosity only got the best of him.

“Oh? What’s good about it?” He mumbles back.

You feel warm all over; floating on cloud nine when you imagine Vernon pulling you over to the side of the pool and tugging your bikini bottoms to the side before fucking you.

“Ah… the way your cock fills me up…”

More pleasured noises spill from your mouth as Vernon bites his lip - debating his position before he leans down and over you, lips ghosting against your ear before whispering.

“I think you need to stop dozing off, baby. You’re spilling all of your secrets to me right now.”

He pinches your shoulder as you gasp and start flailing about; an amused grin on his lips as he watches your eyes widen when you look at him after you get your balance in the water. “What---w-what did you hear!?”

“Enough.” He shrugs back, unaffected. “If I’m being honest, I didn’t mind what I heard either.”

Your cheeks burn hot as Vernon starts wading towards you; walking you backwards until your back is pressed up against the tiled wall of the pool. “Are you embarrassed?” His arms cage you in as he teases you. “You don’t have to be, y’know? You’ve clearly thought about this a few times and so have I so I mean--”

“W-would you just shut up and kiss me already?!” You exclaim; wide eyes peering up to Vernon who grins back at you. 

“That’s all? You just want a kiss? I can give you more, baby~” He leans in - eating up the way you give him more room when you tilt your head to the side. “I can give you anything you’ve been fantasizing about.”

“T-then do it…” Mumbling, you give him space as he starts to kiss your neck; soft moans spilling from your lips when he starts to nibble on your skin in between leaving gentle, teasing kisses on your hot skin. 

“Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.”

You go through the mental catalogue in your head, choosing something you’d been wanting to try with him before you place your hands on his shoulders to slightly push him away from yourself.

“How about… you let me pick this time and I’ll let you pick next time?”

What you learn about Vernon is that he’s always willing to negotiate.

“O--oh, fuh--fuck, yes! Yes!”

He says this time he’ll let you ride his face, but next time, he wants to fuck you by the poolside - water splashing all around you when he fucks you hard and fast.

You agree in a heartbeat.

“Mmh, fuck, your tongue f-feels so, a-ah, good on my clit…” Your hands tangle into his wet hair, hips swiveling and grinding down onto his face as he alternates from pointing and flattening his tongue against your skin.

Your moans and whimpers echo in the pool room; all caution thrown out into the wind now that you were riding his face by the pool side.

“Ngh, w-wanna cum on y-your tongue…” Vernon’s hands wrap around your thighs as he tugs you down harder onto him - determination making his brows furrow as he sucks your clit into his mouth.

“F-fuck!” Your hands tug on his hair until he’s wincing and moaning against you; your shrill noises only egging him on further as he drags his tongue from your clit to your entrance before pointing his tongue and dipping it into your soaking hole.

Your body doubles over on top of him, guttural moans on your lips as you imagine his cock fucking you instead.

“G-god, I--I’ve wanted to, mmh, do this for suh--so long…” You swivel your hips, chasing an orgasm that Vernon was too skilled in giving. “Ah, ‘m gonna h-have to reschedule s-sooner…”

And Vernon agrees, because the way you’re soaking despite him only teasing you with his mouth has his cock twitching in his swimming trunks at the thought of how wet and tight you’d be when he finally slid his cock into your cunt.

“A-ah, sh--shit, I really, really wanna c-cum…” Whining, you grind down onto his waiting tongue and for a split second when you peer down between your legs, it’s Vernon’s eyes filled with a cocky glint that has you biting your lip.

He knew how easily he could get you to cum and he was fully planning on using his knowledge for future sessions.

His hands squeeze your thighs; silently letting you know you could cum whenever you wanted to. 

You start to feel your body seizing up above him - thighs threatening to clamp around his head when he adds pressure with his tongue onto your clit.

“V--Vernon! Vernon!”

Gripping his hair harshly, you grind down onto him as he stays still and lets you ride out your pleasure; silently wishing he could feel your tight pussy cumming around his cock instead. 

Ah, for next time. 

Moaning, he gets lost in his own fantasies of you - images of you with your bathing suit just shoved to the side while he pounded your cunt making his head spin. 

He starts to move his tongue once he feels your body start to relax after a few tense minutes; soft kitten licks against your clit as you mewl and whimper above him. 

“Mmh... ‘m so se--sensitive now...” Muttering, your shaky hands start to let go of his mussed hair as you mumble an apology before you tiredly shimmy off of him. 

Catching your breath by his side, you watch as he sits up - face covered in your wetness when he smirks at you. 

“I wasn’t gonna tell you this ‘cause I didn’t think it mattered but... My next appointment canceled.” He starts advancing on you; hands making tiny splashes in the puddles of water that surround the pool side. 

Gulping, you let him crawl over you, switching positions as he leans over you this time with your back against the cold tiles of the floor. 

“How about we have that rescheduling right now? I don’t think we’ve gotten rid of all your stress just yet, baby.” 

[macklives]

homestuck recap

i hated this so fucking much bc my 2 am bitch-ass didnt want to read a recap thats probably longer than any slowburn out there

anyways here it is

also, uhhH sorry im using this as a end of session discussion bc that shit gets explained in her as well. and im not writing up more recaps of a recap so this is where im done for the day. (by done for the day i mean last nights session, im still doing a liveblog soon. i just wrote this yesterday)

also that this is long

you dont have to read it, theres nothing of importance

ive been coping with humor to get me through it

neato.

have fun with what i suffered through:

why was “beta” the only thing unhighlighted?

like did i miss a page???

OH its the beta version of HS thats why

damn its like 5 pages and thats it

mmh

well youll all be happy to know im clicking every single one of these links again bc i like looking back like ahh i remember that. good times. also in case i forgot some shit existed.

do you think andrew had fun writing this? or was he like “fuck”

thats a lot of fucking package talk. good thing im not confused as of now and remember it pretty clearly. of else, this early on in the recap, id be screwed.

god remember when i did an analysis on each item and what it did

i feel as if i have the technology engrained inside my head right now

cruxite, alchemeter, all that jazz

flashbacks are starting up already

yeah, that was the good part in homestuck where i knew 100% that i probably would continue on this liveblog in its entirety, ngl

that one explosion scene. bc it kept me going.

OH W A IT SHIT

i just realized how the intermission spades probably fucking foreshadowed the whole jack revolts thing and gains the ring, which was also technically JOHNS fault considering he slashed up the doll in the first place

my god, i guess thats the only good aspect of the recap. looking back at things and realizing the missing pieces.

oh that makes sense for the whole “this prototyping had no effect on the enemies, since he was already in the medium” i didnt actually think about that

little did rose know where that would get her right now

oh yeah

there’s still the whole entire lab terminal thing and how mom basically knows the place exists. i guess we’re still venturing onto that and itll come up later when we find out how mom knows SO MUCH about the game.

still think shes some weird spy or secret agent

i kinda love her ngl

anyways, theres literally no reason for skaia to produce a cloning machine. so technically, they only sent the meteors in, right? so who put the cloning machine in if not mom?

oh yeah that impact was nerve wrecking asf

and still at this point in the comic i called dave fuckboy red

huh, how times change

i hated reading that whole paragraph ngl, the frustration just kicked me in the boobs again

yeah nobody else got tornadoes, huh?

OH that makes also much more sense

bc she did prototyped them before she entered the medium.

i gotcha

man one of my favorite edits i made, rose hitting that meteor with a bat

are you

telling me

the exiles structures they arrived on were in the form of the items the kids used to enter the medium?

THE EGG

THAT EXPLAINS “EGG”

of course it was 413 years ago. that was never explained. simply vague “many years in the future....” but i expected no less from this

man serenity is the most wholesome character in hs no doubt

damn thought andy here was really gonna spoil us jade’s planet

okay cool, im glad i now have the layout to the whole “their stations went to the coordinates of the home button” shindig

man i honestly dont know what else to say besides “yeah cool recap” when i already pretty much know what went down? ofc im looking into each link and shit and adding in things when i see fit, but otherwise its just me going “ah good times” yknow

the whole meteor thing kinda makes sense now?

we’re still missing a few pieces of info but we’re getting there, folks

oh yeah that reveal

god jade and dave have it in the shits for parents huh

bro isnt the best and jade has a fucking dog

who lowkey

is doing better than bro

who knew a fucking dog is a better guardian than bro lmfao

dreambot = terminator. im telling you.

sorry im still on that idea and it will never leave unless i have the actual proof in front of me that its not going to become a thing. meaning, ive finished hs and theres still no terminator dreambot or either andrew himself gives me a canon letter with “the robot is not arnold, mackenzie, pls just let it be”

why is the entire game session highlighted

i swear to god if this is like to a second recap or smth of the whole game session i may fucking CRY

okay thank god its just a design of the skaia layout

which is honestly cool

idk why its blurry tho but i can at least see the layout now. which is honestly how i pictured it anyways.

yeah, john did make a huge impact in his friends’ life and i find that so fucking touching

yep. got that. everything loops around. cool.

especially when the trolls come in. god we havent even gotten to that recap portion yet, we havent even gotten to the INTERMISSION

pls can this be the halfway point to the recap

AT LEAST

so they were exiled after the whole jack: ascend thing, right? considering theyre way in the future. man no fucking wonder.

speaking of jack

man that whole dad and jack interaction was gold, ngl

OH THAT EXPLAINS THE RING THEN

and wow, andrew’s really giving us the best female content huh. andrew is the true god of equality and diversity.

also hey, i didnt realize that wow. so PM tricked the queen in showing the parking ticket to be able to take the present from jack. she’s a smart cookie, that one..

she and PM basically snitched on jack and it was the best thing that has happened to me so far

oh yeah okay

but why did AR panic over bec? bc thats something we havent learned yet, right?

anyways

exile town, the only town which should exist. facts. i dont make the rules.

noice

i love PM being queen. like.. thats canon now. shes an actual queen.

yeah that was a fun game and the consorts were cute

fuck yeah the dick head

hate them even more now that i know john was killed because of them

anyways, i wonder what dick move dave’s denizen did? maybe thats why its filled with lava bc the denizen was like “fuck it. make the land red. kill them all”

UH WHAT

WHAT

OH MY GOD HOW DID I JUST FORGET NANNAS LETTER LIKE THAT LMFAO

THEIR TITLES WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME!

so i still dont know what they mean but i can gather it has something to do with the game giving them abilities. considering dave is the “knight of time” and he can go back in time. whack.

which means john can either control someones breathing or simply wind. and rose is... like that one girl in the winx club who does the sun shit. bc whenever i think of light powers, i think of stella.

and jade is space. witch of space.

nice

i have no idea what that means ngl

okay finally

we’re at the trolls

maybe this recap will end soon

i remember when i thought they were internet bullies

yesss

someone asked if i basically knew the trolls were on a different veil than the kids, so not presently with them, and i know lol. i was making a joke before btw. jsyk. dont think im incompetent to forget these things when sometimes i choose to forget it so i can add in a joke

it be like that, i annoy many

then again, pls dont assume im trying to say im not incompetent bc im also a fucking dumbass and DO forget shit and i have no excuse

imagine being so bored on the meteor, your last resort is speaking to aliens

ngl me if i was ever trapped on a meteor and could potentially do that

nah ik its bc its their only hope at helping with their session or whatever tf CG said to john. but there was BOUND to be a conference meeting between them like “okay guys. humans. that needs to be sorted out” and you just hear CG screaming in the background

i cant wait to meet them honestly bc im growing on all 4 of the ones we’ve seen already. and on top of that, i know what they look like and i know theyre not THAT bad, just a little on the crayy zee side sometimes

but theyre trying

OH MY GOD

I GET IT

FUCK

DOES THAT MEAN THE INTERMISSION IS *APART* OF THE MAIN FUCKING STORY??

AND SPADES IS WV FOR THE TROLLS

GOD D A M N

wow

i didnt expect that. but maybe the signs were there and i was just willingly choosing to ignore it or smth bc “haha couldnt be, right”

flashbacks to how i thought the trolls were humans

anyways, i guess he got his revenge on the kids version of “snowman” ie the black queen. but really

he did not have to do that. he could have cut off the finger and fled. but he decided “nah, lets implode her” so the loml is dead and all i got was a catchy song

i knew they were different types of “bullies” but now i just have to replace bullies with uhh

trolling strategies

anyways, this is cute. i love how they’ve come to be friends through mutual frustration. good part in the comic.

i wonder why it explodes

more importantly

....

terminator time?

this was my favourite sequences of dialogues in the whole entirety of homestuck. that is to say the back and forth thing that the kids went through to become a sort of wingman for the other.

absolutely gold.

all except AT’s rap.

GC was the only smart one with the linear shit

anyways fuck he still has to kill the denizen now but apparently its hard to beat for a sleeping dick head so

that will be fun for the future

john will probably need to kill A LOT of imps to get there

yeah rose is a badass bc she slayed that thing with needles of all things

OH and the white queen was the cursive

damn did AR ever do the whole guide process to a kid yet? maybe he will with dave, idk

oHHH

i fucking SEE

thats why he said DNA

to use it and replace all the life forms in the ocean

fucking neat wow

man that sounded sarcastic but im genuinely impressed bc all i got was bullshit as i read jaspersprites log

so thats the secret. it was “meow” bc that somehow translates to the genetic code she needs then. and that code apparently took fucking years to write as well. sick. whack. oh man.

derse is very pretty, ngl

and wow shit

“dave had already been awake in his tower all along without realizing it” how tf does someone just

do that, awake in both places at once

i didnt even fucking realize that fact as i read that pesterlog wow

ah yes, around the time things got confusing

okay so the capsule makes sense bc at first i didnt know it was a fucking time capsule so i got confused as to how it just apparated the game lmfao

the more you know i guess *twinkle*

i find that a neat concept tho

like the whole whatever you prototype affects the imps and shit

yeah so that whole “he had no advice” basically impacted his future

no shit dave wanted to reset things bc he probably thought he caused some sort of bad butterfly effect and killed his best friend

fuck calsprite thats all im gonna say

i read that first sentence and i think i got an aneurysm

and then everything else just made me sad again

i mean good thing he fucking did amirite?

we got pain at first but now we got cool shit like idk

fucking DAVESPRITE

damn idk how that works

will rose have like two minds now? or will this be some steven universe fusion shit?

“and understood their meaning” course well i fucking didnt so could you pls elaborate, rose?

okay but then what the fuck did he use that was inside the fucking box

bc i thought he used his knife?

im only every going to refer him as that now, thank you andrew

alright okay..

god that was a lot

i dont know what will happen once i click on those links but i am going to see that for myself bc i refuse to add ANYTHING ELSE

[hematomes]

Idk someone said that its really good if archons besides baal have em really high

no i just genuinely didn't understand your ask but now i do

but MMH not entirely true & depends on how you build them!! zhongli doesn't need any em like at all, cristallize only makes a shield and he has one already so it's completely useless on him

raiden only needs em if you pair her with dendro (her best team rn is hyperbloom for example, but even then idk the specifics of her build). otherwise not really

basically em buffs reaction dmg. so you have reactions that rely partially on em (spread/aggravate, vaporize, melt) bc they can crit, so you want them to crit. they just buff your element's dmg. and reactions that rely entirely on em (all of the others), bc they can't crit bc they transform your dmg. you can see how the amount of em you have impacts your character's reaction dmg through the profile

so for example venti needs em/em/em bc you want him to swirl, and swirl entirely relies on em. for reaction dpses like cyno or diluc you'll want em/dmg bonus/crit, cyno bc his em is converted into atk and diluc bc his signature weapon gives him so much atk he can get away with an em timepiece. but characters who don't rely on reaction like xiao or wanderer don't need em at all

this is rly just skimming through the concept of em tho, but in the end only 2 out of 4 archons truly need em

[cutebunnys50]

quiet mutterings about the “girls holding hands being lewd” joke ( ‘v’ ;; )

this isn’t a rant or anything hgfjhsk i just,

think,,

the whole joke about girls holding hands being super lewd/rated R/inappropriate was, uh, funny at first because everyone was joking about it (meaning they knew it was a joke) and it's funny bc of contrast bc handholding isn't the worst thing people can do, but like it's gotten really old now??? like, it's no longer original,,, and like, since it's a thing that happens a lot with wlw stuff (even if it's not exclusively that), it also starts to bother me a bit bc if everyone keeps treating it like that, some people won't be able to tell it's a joke and they'll really think like that?? i mean, some people are just,,, 10000% opposed to same sex anything so if every time you see a couple holding hands or something and they're not heterosexual/the norm and you make a big deal out of it it's?? not very cool hhggfhjkhjgj

it sorta encourages the people who hated lesbians and stuff in the first place?  like, i read a post yesterday about how a lot of people think, and it's: "people think heterosexual people fall in love while homosexual people have sex" and isn't that the truth??? 

lots of people reduce gay people to sexual acts when in reality?? they’re people like you too?? like

wow jeez since people do that and i get mad, i’ve lowkey accidentally adopted an opposite mindset and i just.,, can’t,, get on board with certain stuff. but it’s not like i’m gonna oppress people just because i don’t personally like what they do,, like. they aren’t doing me harm, so,, it’s none of my business anyway,.

that’s enough about me.

i just quietly think and am sort of exasperated by the “ wow these two girls are holding hands!!! how impure!!!” joke esp if you’re not even a girl (who’s gay) bc well

it’s kind of...annoying now. 

mmh. people can do whatever they want and i’m not gonna force them to agree with me or anything. that’s just what i think, and i won’t make a big deal out of it if i do see it again. most likely, i’ll just ignore it

even if sometimes i just want to counter with, “it’s pure!! it’s super pure and good!!! two girls who like each other, holding hands!!” 

well

whatever, aha xD

tldr; it’s not very funny if you beat a joke to death, esp. if it’s related to romantic intimacy between two girls? like, if you’re gay yourself and you want to joke about it, that’s fine; but if you’re not gay (or even a lesbian), it almost feels like you’re perpetuating the idea that a relationship between two girls is “dirty” when in reality, it’s really not. it’s sorta like when “allies” are obsessed with a gay ship but won’t support gay people irl: their comments might be something like, “it’s so impure/i’m so impure/i’m going to hell” and idk?? idk if anyone remembers that (it was a really big thing a couple years ago before i saw that post of someone pointing it out and basically rightfully criticizing it), but yeah. calling handholding between two girls just reminds me of that and i, personally, do not find it very funny any more. 

yeah, maybe i’m a bit too bothered about it (obviously i care, otherwise i wouldn’t write this much stuff about it), and maybe i’m just too gay (maybe that’s why my heart also aches a little when i see people repeatedly throwing that joke out when there are many funnier, new jokes that don’t involve over-exaggerating lesbians).... but...whatever

like i said, that’s just what i personally think, so i won’t be particularly amused if i see it. other people can be amused if they like or whatever, but i hope they fully know it’s a joke and they don’t go overboard with it. 

yesterday i said i’d work on Friday and i really didn’t hgfjlds but today is Saturday and i still have time to work

so i’ll do that. Bun out. *leaves the room by breaking the window of a door by throwing myself through it*  

[dancingskys]

ive been staring at your dragon au fic for almost an hour now trying to recall memories of reading it a few months back and idk why it seems like it but did you happen to edit them bc they look shorter and different from what i remember...

Mmh, no, I didn’t change or edit anything… Maybe you remember them longer because I got a lot of messages about it? 

I was discussing it a lot with anons who sent in questions and suggestions, maybe that’s why it felt like there was more content than what I’ve actually written.

If you want to see those asks most of them should be here

Otherwise I don’t really know what the reason could be. I don’t really touch my uploaded fics anymore and leave them as they are. I also can’t think of anyone who wrote something similar that could have been mixed up

Very mysterious 👀

[priscillaravenclaw]

70 questions game! tagged by @wheeinthighs thanks cutie!!  💖

i tag @doomtotheuniverse, @anothercallowaysister

1: DO YOU HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARENTS? yes, more or less. i do love them dearly

2: WHO DID YOU LAST SAY “I LOVE YOU” TO? man i don’t remember. probably a family member

3: DO YOU REGRET ANYTHING? mmh yeah. i honestly wish i could erase the memories some ppl have of me because i opened up too easily

4: ARE YOU INSECURE? yes.

5: WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS? gnrfifniwnjcjnk why you gotta come for me like that. single

6: HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE? the thought of death kind of triggers something bad in my brain so i wont answer this one

7: WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT? plum sorbet.

8: PLAYED ANY SPORTS? no. i hate sports and i hate the fact that i have 3 hours of p.e. class every goddamn week

9: DO YOU BITE YOUR NAILS? not anymore.

10: WHEN WAS YOUR LAST PHYSICAL FIGHT? i have never really fought… i just try to w my classmates sometimes when im drunk

11: DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? no.

12: HAVE YOU EVER STAYED UP 48 HOURS? not that i remember.

13: DO YOU HATE ANYONE AT THE MOMENT? no, but some ppl do get on my nerves.

14: DO YOU MISS SOMEONE? no, at least not really. just when i remember the good ol’ days

15: HAVE ANY PETS? yes!! two cats, felix and salem

16: HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU FEELING AT THE MOMENT? im tired, lonely and kinda annoyed but i dont know why gnfnpiwbgb

17: EVER MADE OUT IN THE BATHROOM? no :(

18: ARE YOU SCARED OF SPIDERS? no!! im usually the one who takes care of them when my arachnophobic friend spots one

19: WOULD YOU GO BACK IN TIME IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE? no. i know i dont have the power to change anything 

20: WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU SNOGGED SOMEONE? i dont know what this means what

21: WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND? i’ll work a bit and then i’ll go out to celebrate my sisters bday w my family!! also i have to watch lion and prepare myself mentally to face the long ass oscars night

22: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS? yes, a few. idk why

23: DO YOU HAVE PIERCINGS? a tragus and a helix

24: WHAT IS/ARE/WERE YOUR BEST SUBJECT(S)? english and italian.

25: DO YOU MISS ANYONE FROM YOUR PAST? kinda. my grandma and my childhood bestfriend 

26: WHAT ARE YOU CRAVING RIGHT NOW? affection ((i need a gf))

27: HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE’S HEART? idk??

28: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? nope

29: HAVE YOU MADE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND CRY? nope

30: WHATS IRRITATING YOU RIGHT NOW? i honestly dont know…. i just know im irritated

31: DOES SOMEBODY LOVE YOU? i hope so lmao

32: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOR? purple, any shade of it. baby blue and pastel pink too

33: DO YOU HAVE TRUST ISSUES? yes.

34: WHO/WHAT WAS YOUR LAST DREAM ABOUT? i dont remember exactly but i know for sure it was some weird shit bc when i sleep on the bus i usually make some odd ass dreams

35: WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CRIED IN FRONT OF? my sister when we where watching goblin gnjngjjbfwhrfwfb

36: DO YOU GIVE OUT SECOND CHANCES TOO EASILY? yes. i need to stop doing that.

37: IS IT EASIER TO FORGIVE OR FORGET? forgive for sure.

38: IS THIS YEAR THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE? idk yet!! we’ll see

39: HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS? 17

40: HAVE YOU EVER WALKED OUTSIDE COMPLETELY NAKED? no id die

51: FAVOURITE FOOD? spaghetti with clams!! i lov them. also my grandmas chicken wings and my grandpas pork ribs

52: DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON? mmh no not really

53: WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU DID BEFORE YOU WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT? i watched some youtube videos… probably of red velvet

54: IS CHEATING EVER OKAY? no.

55: ARE YOU MEAN? i surely hope im not

56: HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU FIST FOUGHT? 0 lmao

57: DO YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE? maybe? idk ive never been in love and ive never met someone who has found their true love

58: FAVOURITE WEATHER? when it storms. thats my shit. or when its sunny but not too hot, and i can lay on the grass feeling all warm and fuzzy

59: DO YOU LIKE THE SNOW? only when im home and i can look at it through the window. OR during snowball fights

60: DO YOU WANNA GET MARRIED? uhm i think eventually. if i find someone i really want to spend the rest of my life with.

61: IS IT CUTE WHEN A BOY/GIRL CALLS YOU BABY? if i like them (even as friends) yes i melt immediately. otherwise i find it creepy

62: WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? learning and understanding new stuff, girls, nice ass books, tv shows & movies. basically anything w a good storyline. being appreciated!!

63: WOULD YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME? no

64: WOULD IT BE HARD TO KISS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED? not if i were drunk gnjfjwfblw. but if id do it when im sober then yes, very.

65: YOUR BEST FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX LIKES YOU, WHAT DO YOU DO? bitch i run. i dunno how to handle these kind of situations.

66: DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHO YOU CAN ACT YOUR COMPLETE SELF AROUND? mh kinda. he doesn’t approve of some things i do but who cares gnjfnrcnjd im old enough to drink and not regret it.

67: WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU TALKED TO? my friend

68: WHO’S THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD A DEEP CONVERSATION WITH? i THINK one of my classmates. but since we were talking abt him idk if it counts. last time i confessed deep stuff abt myself was w a friend.

69: DO YOU BELIEVE IN SOULMATES? i believe in all kinds of soulmates

70: IS THERE ANYONE YOU WOULD DIE FOR? the people i love.

[hematomes]

kinda miss honkai</3 didn't know what was going on 70% of the time but colours pretty gameplay fast

you're such a sweetheart (even if you need to be high to admit you Feel Things) <3

im an absolute paradox when it comes to sappy stuff bc mostly i can only express emotion physically (take this as you will) or through jokes at best BUT not to be all ✨im a poet✨ but IM A POET and once i get in the mood it's sooooo over for me (you've been on the receiving end of this so many times i apologize.) everytime i snap out of it im like my good fucking christ someone needs to keep me restrained & away from people before every single person on this earth realizes i actually have Lots Of Feelings.

btw idk if you got the ask but the other day i wrote a fucked little thing on love & was wondering if you were in the mood to read it<3

so glad our skies today are the same<3 and yess!! i love clouds!! when they look really fluffy or when it's slightly windy and they're constantly changing shape,,,, love watching them from my bedroom window. beach weather needs to be Absolute Hell Weather though but I've actually never been at the beach while it's raining and i really wanna do that for some reason.

5 years is still a long time but wait wait i wanna know what that's about! what's the plan??

i keep trying to get into it but there's just too much, and my main focus is the lore,,, well with honkai it's IMPOSSIBLE. i wonder if this is how new genshin players feel, considering the events etc

IM NOT, IM EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED

i really admire ppl who can express what they feel, even if it's cryptic and really poetic <3 (/lh). mainly because i generally can't, like i think the only times im really affectionate both physically and verbally is when im tipsy or high lmaoo </3 idk why i can't otherwise, probably anxiety. the mere thought of being too much ABSJZ anyway

aaaa i didn't get that ask!! mmh if it's kinda dark i will probably have to postpone bc im still kinda trying to. fight off the goddamn depressive episode that's been breathing on my neck these days, so raincheck on that but!!! next time

shaped clouds too..... there's nothing more peaceful than lying in the grass and watching clouds like dumbasses

HONESTLY the beach when it's raining is. kinda cool. like not full storm but a little drizzle, a bit of wind and just walking barefooted on the wet sand, idk. i kinda like it. tho stormy is also really cool, i love watching the sea when it's really fucking angry, it's cathartic

weeeell the plan is getting my diploma next year, then either 2 more years for a higher diploma in france or. fuck it im leaving, yk. i kinda want to see if there's an equivalent to the french teacher diploma in other countries, i have a B.A (i think that's the term? a 3 year course after highschool) in english lit/civilization and am currently in my 2nd year of french lit, so i wonder if that would be enough to just. leave. tho after this one B.A im taking a year off, ive been studying for 23 years and it's killing me now. anyway yeah if i can leave in 2 years rather than 4-5, that could be cool. idk where ill go tho, i was thinking of the us but it kinda scares me AVDJA