#bd dude

[soup-the-zombie]

Ignore how bad the gun looks I didn't have a reference 😭

[wotterotter]

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

No context

[citrus-delight]

Crackship art just dropped who cheered

this is what drawing on magma with ur friends leads to,. dont do it. also open to ship names for these two cause ive just been calling them UltraDude,,,

[todayisyourturntolose]

this is basically the plot of brain damaged right

[duckydemons]

playing postal brain damaged again and seeing alt! bd dude makes me chuckle because if you see him far away he just looks tiny

as well as that when i was playing today it went from

“Beep beep!”

to

“Damn, I’m really handsome!”

or something like that… just say you wanna make out with yourself dude holy fart

[prinnamon]

2 weird bugs

id in alt; dialogue from this post

alternate versions under the cut!

feel free to edit the above to make them say whatever as long as you tag me as the artist/include it in a reblog of this post :]c i wanna see...

[faithful-freak]

foreplay turns to forcing a tboy on all fours doggy style… behind him i tug down his bottoms, exposing his growing slick and raging hard on. immediately lowering myself to come face to face with his ache. a warm teasing sigh near his throbbing dick before running my tongue flat against him. snaking my arm through the gap between his leg and torso, pressing my hand into his lower back, deepening his arch. small laps and kisses evolve into a lewd make out with his cock from behind as i drive him closer against my face. i’ll even add in a sudden strike at his ass now and then as i fall ravenous into my overwhelming enjoyment of devouring him. his erotic shaking moans and cries mixed with the vulgar wet sounds from my mouth…

what’s a guy gotta do to give some enthusiastic animalistic head ‘round here?

[astawate]

"ᴏʜ ʏᴇꜱ..ᴀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴅᴜᴅᴇ! ɪ'ᴍ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɢᴏᴏɴᴇʀ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴇᴍᴘʟᴏʏᴇᴅ, ᴅᴜᴅᴇ!"

alt. and sketches under the cut

drawn with a mouse because i forgot to use my drawing tablet AGAIN

[g0ne1997]

Pd1 blowing smoke on Pd2 what a good man ;;

[girlboss-marv]

The Dudelings have been contained… for now.

[wotterotter]

wotterotter finish a sketch challenge? Complete. Insane

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

hiii! i hope im not too late for the matchups lol! i was wondering if I could get a boomer shooter match-up and a postal one? I'm 19, FtM, tall, a brunette with red highlights, long hair, a bit chunky and my overall aesthetic is punk/dark academia. I'm very much neurodivergent. my personality type is INFP. I don't get to interact with much people so I am very awkward but open up very fast! i hope I did this right lol

Absolutely!! You did it all correctly!

Your boomer shooter match is:

Gordon Freeman

Neurodivergent couple ftw!!

He eagerly wants to show you some of his work or secretly show you Black Mesa equipment he’s kept on his person.

Gordon is a sweetheart too. Definitely the kind of guy whose quiet presence is easy to open up to. He is an INTP who needs an INFP to have a deep connection with.

Your Postal Dude match is:

Movie Dude

Yet another good guy (albeit sometimes has loud outbursts) who would be a good partner. Where he also doesn’t happen to be very social due to his awful environment, you two would hit it off very well together.

Dude feels awkward sometimes too but it’s charming the way he tries to play it off to you. You somehow bumped into him accidentally getting yourself involved with Uncle Dave’s parties and he set you two up. Looks like his matchmaking plans worked out for a perfect couple!

You have to be a very cool guy to pull off punk style! If you own any jackets for patches/pins, Dude would definitely buy you some to add on.

[masterjody]

How’re you boys doings?

[todayisyourturntolose]

finally snagged bd dudes voicelines!! this one is definitely longer than my other compilations, and is much more suggestive, so keep that in mind. i also included some cutscenes bcuz why not?

everyone say thank you corey cruise :)

[r0ttenkittyss]

whats he doing in there