#be gone trolls

[estrellaesmoi]

It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, it’s a new year for me! So I’m putting both anons and randoms on notice, since you want to act brand new in 2024. I’m blocking anyone who comes into my posts or asks with any hateration or holleration.

If you don’t like what I post, do yourself a favor and just block me, beloved. It’ll make your day much better. 😘✌🏽

[happyfoxx-art]

Dating App | It is the duty of the youngest brothers to keep the eldests ego in check. :)

Script by @star-sparkler c:

[galaxyspark-6e16]

"John Dory had so many questions, but he couldn’t keep himself upright as he collapsed to the earth beneath him. Branch was alive; he was alive and he missed him."

@thatbennybee when i tell you i was holding my breath during this chapter like omg😭😭the tears keep pouring and pouring and man… i relate to john dory an unhealthy lot and his caracterisation in this fic feels point on and i really hope its get better for him down the line.

pss go check out her fic its AMAZING!!!!

[sandflakedraws]

self control lost. its posting flickory hours

bonus delta :

[ryssbelle]

N2 Floyd in the first movie

Sad little man got himself captured :(

He also gets punched in the face, but that's neither here nor there lmao

Also sorry for not posting for a fat minute I've been busy XD

Bonus: What John and Branch be doing

RIP in pieces John Dory, you were a brave troll and will be missed

I've got some more doodles of them going through it in the first movie, maybe we will see them soon teehee .

[tamagoneko]

probably a good thing he doesn't remember this conversation

[andro-dino]

I don’t know how they did it but they gave a troll tguy swag,,,, godbless

+ closeup of just the human version bc I like how he came out a lot <3

[mossypidder]

I’m so normal about them.

bonus below cut

[trollpostings]

Kicking my feet writing on my trolls blog with a glitter pen. I think that the putt putt trolls have sharper teeth and claws and stuff and are generally more "wild" than most other trolls because of the, gestures, 20 years of isolation. And their food is not their size!!! The food they eat is not their size!!! They're tearing into that stuff! They're eating burger patties that probably feed like ten people at once!

I am a huge lover of the "trolls are an adaptive species" headcanon. I also like big chonky teeth and claws in character design. So I'm combining those. Also I noticed that most, if not all, of the putt-putt trolls are monochromatic except for Viva! Clay too, to an extent. Can we talk about the fact that he's gone so far to change himself that his literal skin has shifted from bright blue to a teal color? Anyway, I think putt-putt trolls are like, chameleon sort of trolls. They can change colors instantly in order to camouflage.

They also don't seem to be eating the same sort of berries and fruits and vegetables that the Pop trolls are used to. Points at the burger patties again. They're eating meat. They're mostly eating meat. And yeah I know that there's troll sized burgers in canon, but we mostly only see that in Lonesome Flats, and I'm talking about Pop trolls right now. Pop trolls are not shown eating meat very often. To go from a mostly vegetable/fruit diet to a mostly meat diet (with like, the fries and shakes too, of course) in a very sudden shift can make a person very sick and mess with their body, which is why when people change diets, they do so in small increments. For body and health safety.

Also I don't think they're cooking the Putt Putt course food super often. For safety. Smell travels. Look at how fast Bridget and Gristle found them after they'd made food hours earlier! They're definitely not taking that risk often. Viva did say it was for celebration. They're probably eating that stuff frozen

There's a lot going on in this post, but the main big point is. Putt Putt trolls likely had a massive sudden shift in literal physiology and biology. Such as quicker color shifting, camouflage, sharper teeth made for eating meat and pointier claws for meat as well. I also said this in an earlier post but I do think they move silently. You will not see them unless they want you to, and that's literally canon (when the group firsts enters, when Clay literally disappears between frames to get to the gate, when Bridget and Gristle get to the putt putt course, ect).

[kastillia]

[lumiereswig]

One thing I'm not noticing anyone else talking about—the production value thing is not because they think it's what the fans want. It's not. They want to go for higher production value, it's important to them. That's not a bad thing. Ryan has stressed multiple times on podcasts, behind the scenes content, even the live appearance I saw him at that it's important to him their new media is better quality than Unsolved. I think part of that is just anxiety that what they make isn't good enough, but I'm also sure it's a natural artistic yearning to want to expand and grow. Shane and Steven probably feel the same way about their shows. Ryan has also mentioned how taxing it is for so much of the channel to be about him, which he mentions again in the video with the comment about wanting to expand with other creators. And there's nothing weird about that! That's just facing realistic burnout. The vibe in the announcement video from Shane and Ryan is extremely telling of burnout. They're growing the content because (1) it's exhausting for them to make the exact same style of content for the 8+ years they've been doing it, and one of the ways to get past burnout is by pushing your boundaries and growing creatively; and (2) just making the shows, all of the shows, with themselves as the camera-facing element has to be exhausting for them.

I still think this is a bad decision but I think it's one grounded in their own creative impulses and how hard they've been working for several years now, not some urge to suddenly live the high life. They want to make stuff they're personally proud of, and right now that's beyond their means. I'd make an argument that they should opt for scaling back instead of jumping forward right now, but that doesn't mean they're making this choice because they hate their fanbase or are suddenly a big corporation. They've made a mistake, and hopefully they'll be able to tweak the Watcher TV system in the next couple days to make it more affordable for all.

[carsonjonesfiance]

And I love how gay unemployed 20 somethings on think that a vast interconnected network involving the US government, independent media, Verizon, etc, conspired to delete a couple dozen blogs on a dying blogging platform is somehow more likely than a gay unemployed twenty something disillusioned with American politics unknowingly following a sockpuppet account or two back in 2016.

[secret-citrus]

It honestly gets me so teary that JD still has so many pictures of his brothers and so much memorabilia from their band, decades after they'd last seen each other. He really loves them.

[groenendaelfic]

my third reaction to the final Young Royals episode:

oh good, wilmon's wild summer before reality comes to bite them in the ass is the perfect setting for the crack treated seriously Troll crossover/sequel I've been wanting to write since forever.

It'll be glorious.

[glitterp0prhaps0dy]

my ibis updated and........................it erased everything.

the fonts

the artowrks

the brushes.............

and now it keeps sending me to "cloud media" to allow permissions (which iv already pressed allow on)to enter my gallery, I CANT EVEN IMPORT REF IMAGES ANYMORE, MY LIFE IS RUINED

[jessoloslemons]

Branch, desperate: john! I cant believe im doing this but- I need help-

John Dory: whoa whoa! Slow down Bitty B- ofc! Whatever you need!

Branch: *sighs*i need advice- regarding my relationship with Poppy-

John: ohhh- yikes. Uh- you see- I'm not the best guy for you to ask that-

Branch: I know! I know. I usually ask Bruce or Floyd- but they aren't here. And you are. So- c'mon!

John: *flashbacks to countless failed relationships, messy breakups, and heartbreaks*

Also John, internally: ah, shit.