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oolunar · 1 year ago

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"I don't recommend attempting to keep up with the postman"

YEAH WOULDN'T YOU KNOW BUNNY BOY 🤣🤣🤣

Dawn pt. 7

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A thank you to my sister @lost-in-video-game-land for providing that lovely pic on pg3. It encompasses the frustration of the SS stamina gauge perfectly

#for those who don't know #in OoT there's a trade quest you can do with the postman #give him the bunny ears and he'll fill your wallet (500 rupees max on N64)#this quest is done when you're a child #HOWEVER when you're an adult #there's ANOTHER quest you can do with him #at gerudo valley in the builder's tent #you can race the postman to Kokiri forest #but regardless of whatever time you get #the postman will always #ALWAYS #be one second faster than you #this includes using cheats to get your race time to 0 #then the postman's time will be -1 seconds #still one second faster than you

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theonewhowails · 2 years ago

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in my head this is how Divine Inspiration works

#cotl #my art #cotl lamb #cotl the one who waits #UGH i miss computer i miss being able to easily edit things😭#if you work with traditional mediums and want to make a comic with black speech bubbles and red text #my first and best piece of advice is: dont #my second piece of advice is #rather than try and do the red text first and then colour black in around it #colour in the whole speech bubble black #then use a paint marker/pen on top. i have a white paint marker so i let it dry and then coloured on top of that with red #do not recommend #anyways. i dont really think narinder would say 'lol idk' HOWEVER the image is funy to me #and also i definitely dont think he gives a shit about how these things affect mortals #i however. initially thought that 'demon possesses ur follower to accompany you into battle' would mean something like #like. they fight and can get KILLED. and run at anything that can aggro like a fucking diablo companion #so i avoided it my whole first playthrough and suffered a lot for it #i got stuck on kallamar and got really stressed about how my followers were dying faster than i could acquire new ones #and also now that i had a full set of doctrines i really regretted some of my choices bc they didnt pair up so well #so i started a new game and decided to be evil #and thats how i ended up fully filling out the folower forms! :]

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bookshelf-in-progress · 1 year ago

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June Writing Wishlist

Finish something for each of the unfinished Chesterton Challenge prompts (current plans are for two pieces of flash fiction, a bit of Arateph worldbuilding, and two scenes from Shadowstruck)

Write at least 10,000 words of a single project (or, possibly, divide it up between two shorter retellings)

#adventures in writing #this is probably absurdly ambitious #given that i'm trying to write half as many stories as i wrote all last month #you know my most ambitious writing month ever #plus write more words than i've written on any story in years #but there's a reason this is a wishlist instead of a goal list #after a month of a bunch of little pieces i'd really like to sink into one longer work #i've got two main contenders at the moment #but i do also want to write those pieces i couldn't get to at the end of may #maybe if shadowstruck comes together better than expected i could expand it so it fills both goals #since i have the short ideas in place i'm hoping those would take no more than a week #and since the longer works are things i've been building for years #it's possible the writing could go faster than it did when i was trying to brainstorm tons of different ideas all at once #just dive into writing instead of needing to do all the brainstorming #also on top of all this i've got two or three shorter summertime retellings that are demanding attention #but there's no way i could hit all three goals #which is why i have a second option for 2 #we'll see how it goes

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brionysea · 4 months ago

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I have been reminded that s3 is one big sigh. my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

#st #karen is flirting with a kid her daughter's age #mike is conforming #hopper is deciding that mike being evil is easier than talking about his feelings #dustin's being all 'woe is me' and forgetting that he left mike behind FIRST at the snow ball #the second hand embarrassment with steve is way too strong #lucas is teasing mike about spending all his time with el AS IF IT WASN'T UNDER LUCAS' INFLUENCE #max is - well she hasn't done anything yet. she's still on mike's side. it's coming though #and el's just stuck in the middle as usual #i hate watching early season robin cause the 'love interest for steve' energy is so strong #BE GAY FASTER #i will soon remember that i do actually like will even if his stans scare me and are insane #he's fine in this season #moreso than everyone else #nancy herself is fine but she's working a job with a bunch of misogynistic assholes when she literally DOESN'T NEED TO #SHE'S NOT JONATHAN SHE HAS THE MONEY #and joyce is running away from her feelings and channeling her grief into magnets that keep making her bob drawing fall off the fridge #everyone is just The Worst #i am the number one championer of character flaws and the growth that comes from those flaws #but jesus it's so much #retroactively we know robin is masking her neurodivergence to appear cool and unaffected too so she's not even free of it #although it's sweet that she's trying to help steve with girls #despite the 'you suck' scoreboard

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milkweedman · 2 years ago

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Genuinely spending 2 hours a day just prepping the fiber, RIP

To be fair at least a third of that time is pushing the executive function button so I can start the next nest. They're unfortunately one of those activities that has enough steps that each one feels like it's own separate thing, so I have to Start Task each damn time. So there's a 5-10 minute cooldown between them.

Got 9 nests, I think (on top), middle is some fleece that's already had a lot of locks picked out so it's kind of jumbled, bottom is combing waste.

#That's how all fiber prep is for me... I bet if I was actually medicated it'd go faster #but what can you do.#anyway ive done similar things. 2021 tdf i was carding rolags as i went #but those are so much faster !!! like 2 minutes at most and usually closer to 30 seconds for a rolag that takes #around the same amount of time to spin as a nest of top #meanwhile the nests are 10 minutes each IF i have already picked the locks. which ive started doing bc it feels a little faster #and earlier this year i was spending an hour to an hour and a half before work every day combing southdown babydoll for sock yarn #but i was also spinning that up on supported spindles (i spin 3x slower on those than on my wheel) and over the course #of like a 10+ hour shift #so it felt a lot more reasonable #im combing more of this shetland per day than i was the southdown for sure #but yeah it spins up so much faster that its like. whole morning: combing #tiny but nice part of afternoon: actually spinning the top #idk a ton about how ancient people prepared their wool... definitely need to find some info bc it would be fascinating to know #but carding cloth is a pretty recent development in the grand scale of how long humans have kept sheep #so.... yeah i can imagine youd need like 4 kids combing the wool just to keep up with one experienced spinner #or else that one spinner is spending all damn morning prepping wool #its not a great nighttime activity bc if you cant see real well then your prep really suffers #easier to spin in the near dark than prep in the near dark by a long shot #idk ! cool to think about #im rly intruiged by sally pointers video on that blackthorn hand hackle thing (i cant remember the name RIP)#feels like it could comb wool too ? or at least you could try and then make something better when that failed #but a comb of some kind is just gonna be the easiest thing to make if nothing else ...#palm comb #tour de fleece #tour de fleece 2023 #wool prep

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georgieluz · 2 years ago

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holy fuck you guys i just realised who hoosier is

he's that one hot sniper dude from that cowboy law enforcement show that i haven't watched a single episode of but somehow have a playlist full of edits and clips saved simply bc of that fine ass dude with a gun and the one liners and it's fucking hoosier

#damn my guy #he's either called tim or jim or something #it's gotta be a tim right #who names their sniper character jim #jim the sniper #but yeah can't believe he's the hot marshal i've lowkey been crushing on forever #like i legit considered watching that show solely for him #i'm very much anti guns #but ngl it's kinda hot that he's a faster shot than all of the bad guys #idk the context of anything that's happened in that show #but there was one scene i saw where he's trying to find out who shot his friend?#and he does this whole speech about how the other guy shouldn't even try bc he'll have shot him down before he's even close #and then i think the guy admits he killed the person #and goes to shoot someone else? idk i can't remember #but then jimtim downs him in like 0.4 seconds #and i was like ok yeah i see you #they're marshals right?#i really didn't need this many tags #but alas here we are #the pacific #julian finally watches the pacific

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penitenteyeball · 4 months ago

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Dum de dum dum

Gonna add max tags and max characters to each cause who cares

#the limit to the number of characters is 140 and I can’t use the same tag twice so this may take time. also I can’t add commas easily so sor #ry for the run on sentences. I doubt anyone will read all this. it’s gonna take a while to write. maybe I just keyboard smash. but that seem #s unoriginal or cheating. and I also wanna use chat gpt but that feels kinda lame? it’s frowned on so much and I don’t wanna be frowned on a #nd idk. I guess I care about what strangers on the internet care about more than myself. which I shouldn’t. I’ll be better tho. anyway i ams #going to be rambling a bit here. but I don’t care. probably no one will read this anyways. maybe I can try some constrained writing prompts.#what with only 140 characters. people usually write a lot of stuff and better under constraints. cause humans be weird sometimes. why on ear #th did I do this to myself???? maybe I will smash!!! agdkdgakfhs!!!! SHDOAGSKFHSJ!!!! bleaugholofomodowopoidk!!! weeepeedeepeedooooooo!! idk #this is boring. I’m only 8 tags in and I’m tired. who knows why I do these things. the mind is a mysterious place. who knows why we do wha w #e do. …. …. idk man. I was gonna say some more stuff about the mind and how weird it is. but I forgor ): now I feel a bit s #ad. but maybe I will remember before the end of this…. spaces make it easier so #spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeesssssss. lol #gonna copy paste 138 spaces in a row and copy paste. then add number at end to make each unique… then this would go so fast…. but is #that cheating? I mean I put these rules on myself. only I would really care if I broke them. but it feels wrong to #so maybe I’ll get this done naturally. with a whole bunch’s spaces to replace a comma. it’ll go so much faster. (:#tag 15. halfway there. goin faster than I thought it would. time flies or something ig. I have an idea #imma try to say all the copypastas I kinda know by memory cause who fucking cares: firstly first. I am gonna do the one about the fitnes #“the fitness gram pace test is a multilevel test that involves many things. like running and sit-ups and push ups and jumping jack eh idk #now for rick roll copypasta. not a real rickroll tho cause there is warning so it’s all cool. I think I’ll stop early like line six or I d k #you know the rules and so do I! a full commitment is what I’m looking for. you know the rules and I do too. never goin to give you up or let #you down or dessert you or anything like that. (I’m jokingly doing it wrong. I actually know them alr. cause been roled a bit.) gon stop now #I know just the starting quote kinda of bee movie. but non else. idk what to say. am tired. is late so idk. idk #this post is taking way to long. I’m on like the second day typing it out ):. I don’t know how much more I can take…. but I must per #servere!!! if I add spaces. then it’ll be done. much quicker. (:(:(: plus I can spam emoticons for fun. :3 #:3:3:3:3:3:3:3. (:(:(:(: (;(; :/:/. -_- \: 0: [:<. :>]. =). $). ^_^. *_*. (: I love emoticons #~_~. :p :P. :D. d: :b. q: i-i. T-T. T_T. j-j. -w- uwu. owo. ö. ü. :B. :ß. :oo #:O. :1). QwQ. k: 8ooo>. (|). or i guess (:) might be more anatomically accurate. :+|. •_•. .-. ._. :7). :)#27 tag hereeeeee almost donnn eeeeee. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. heheh. fun. not actually to bad. this was kinda nice.#yayayayayya. we about finished. Twas a fun time. idk why i did this. ig it was kinda fun. noiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #words words words. just mostly nonsense. fun fun fun. idk idk din. ooooo. wwww. owowow. nyaaaaa. meow #3030303030!!! 30!!!! last one woot woot. fun’s. hope reading was fun. i liked typing it. so long and thanks for all the fish.(:

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acaciapines · 1 year ago

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every day im like “once i get through arc one of the owl house daemon au editing is going to be so easy.” and then i remember the countless small things that add up and up and up. yall i need to make the bat queen relevant.

#chatter #TO BE FAIR STILL EASIER THAN ARC ONE LOL #she should show up in 6 and 12? if I remember right?#and her role is more worldbuilding than anything else. but still SO MANY THINGS LIKE THIS….#and even big things like. mari having settled as a pug. flapjack officially transing his gender in 16.5 #instead of it being implied he would’ve gone that way at the end of 21 #palistrom tree seed lore. how human-daemon vs witch-palismen names work #WORTH IT IN THE LONG RUN BUT. so much work…..#in other news he hasn’t shown up yet but I AM thinking about a final post epilogue sraf fic <3 #yes i like where the story ends w luz and Mari. but consider sending my second favorite ten year old to witch school #SRAF FIREFLY CLAWTHRONE’S GUIDE TO BEING THE BEST OWL YOU EXIST. TO ME #here’s hoping for a June release! I thiiiiiink it’s still possible lol depends on how hard all those smaller edits r #when im not basically fully rewriting and adding in new scenes it should go way faster

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chronal-anomaly · 1 year ago

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Do u ever think abt how terrifying it would be to fight against lena bc I am,,

#literally here one second and gone the next #she can be behind you faster than you realize shes gone #sure her hits arent the most powerful but enough and you'll be on the ground #not to mention the recall #imagine thinking you finally get her. blow her up or shoot her or whatever #and theres just a flash of blue and sbe reappears again ready to fight #sure its exhausting but smth smth the unshakeable indomitable human spirit #anyway im stuck at the creepy park until midnight so im gonna be working on some headcanons #come bother me in dms!!#( ooc. )

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ocdhuacheng · 2 years ago

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Acab obviously but I’m literally such a cop when it comes to certain traffic violations like I’m always coming on here afterwards to complain like

#anyway driving with your brights on switching lanes without signaling driving drunk or texting and tailgating (having a gap of less than 3 s #*3 seconds between you and the car infront if you 4 if you’re going fast) are all death sentence crimes to me #anyway so coming back to work at night and I’m going down the highway at like 85 which like yeah. 30 miles above the speed limit but on the #occasions thay I go thay fast I only do it when there’s very little traffic and I know I can maintain 10seconda between me and the cat in fr #front #and I can see several hundred yards infront of me #so anyway 85 mph so like what business do you have tailgating me so close that I CANT EVEN SEE YOUR LIGHTS IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR??#ARE YOU STUPID???#so anyway I drop to the speed limit because 1) safety and 2) I love watching them get visibly pissed off #like you have no right to be pissed off #so cry and scream and wail all you want I’m not gonna go any faster #so I go down to the speed limit and this guy has the AUDACITY to blast his brights at me #as if I’m the one in the wrong here. please #also jokes on you if you were trying to blind me because yours soo close I can’t even see leds you’re trying to fry me with #die mad about it #.txt

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corviknight-appreciator · 1 year ago

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...At risk of jinxing it, my cold might be getting a bit better. That's nice.

#pokeblogging #rotomblr #pokemon irl #//this post brought to you by 'mun feels like they can think at a faster rate than one second per five seconds'

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ennaih · 1 year ago

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Every Film I Watch In 2023:

254. Yes, Chef! Christmas (2023)

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animemeg27 · 2 years ago

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100 hrs in & I don't think I've ever wanted to rage quit playing a game on normal mode before qwq;;;;;

it's so unforgiving I just feel like starting over from scratch on easy mode

I don't mind a little bit of a challenge but this is just too much for me I'm just trying to start act 3 man pls stop killing my party qwq

#baby bat unmuted #and if I start over I'm just gonna go dark urge with the same character this time #and then I'll probably play out all my dnd ocs as dark urges #I'm just tired of being tpk'd rn #after fighting 3 major boss fights back to back in one day #I just wanted to get to the city man I'm so close #I also screwed up the romance thing cuz I actually missed something important in act 1 so I guess it's impossible now #I wish you could start romancing companions in act 2 as well #because it felt like I beat act 1 faster than I found an interest in any of the companions #I just want to be able to enjoy the story without having to reload a quick save every 5 seconds #easy modes tend to be too easy but hopefully it's more balanced than the normal mode #just another thing I have to sleep on #bg3

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visibun · 3 months ago

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Bonus round! If you're not dealing with a toothache of any sort right now — especially recurring ones that can get so bad that the pain spreads up into your ear and makes it almost impossible for you to sit upright, let alone stand up/walk/move at all — please relish the pure bliss of the moment that you exist in.

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

#typing this with one hand (other's holding an ice pack on my jaw) as my bad tooth just crippled me for the second time THIS WEEK #i've gargled so much saltwater and used so much of my clove tincture between monday and this friday morning INDIVIDUALLY #acetaminophen has effectively entered my almost-daily rotation of medications. just pain meds. i'm relying on it so heavily lately #you don't know how fucking disabling this pain can get if you've never dealt with it before. it's a fucking NIGHTMARE.#normally i have a high pain tolerance. but this shit downs me faster than ANY pain that i've ever felt in my nearly 32 years of being alive #i'm seeing a dentist about this in early june. it was the closest appointment that i could get with my insurance.#i sincerely don't know how i'm going to make it to that day from here in mid-march. it's actually really scaring me to think about

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stopfunkinwmyheart · 8 days ago

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#this is hilarious bcos like at a certain level of cs the difference in getting kills is just a fraction of a second #like even at silver 1 I'm sure it is but it's a much bigger fraction #these guys cheat and they'll be just “timing you” waiting behind a wall until the instant you rotate or whatever #never peeking while you're set facing their direction #the peeks they do are so clearly done from a position of knowing where you are #like there's no way you'd peek shit the way they do without the info #like completely disregarding 4 angles to quick peek another w no info #legitimately instantly headshotting you if you kill them fast one time #you know when it happens bcos it's just faster than any normal person who has ever owned you #like there's 0% chance #and those guys will be like “I'm not even raging”#“I'm legit hacking.... nobody even nose what I do................”

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kaitoru · 20 days ago

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୨୧ satoru being so damn talkative while hes pounding into you.

overstimulation. dirty talk. cocky gojo. power play. rough.

“nghh- oh fuck- looook at youu-” he groans as he thrusts harder, his hips snapping against your ass with a wet slap that echoes in the room.

his huge dick is stretching your tight cunt to its limits, the head brushing your cervix with every brutal push.

“takin’ this big cock so- mmph- so fuckin’ well, baby” he pants one hand gripping your hip, the other tangled in your hair, tugging just enough to make you moan.

his pace is soo intense fucking you like hes making up for every second hes spent away on missions, and his mouth? its running faster than his hips.

“satoru-” you gasp voice breaking as he hits that sweet spot, your pussy clenching around him, slick dripping down your thighs.

“too- ngh- too much-” you manage, but its drowned out by his laugh all bright and unhinged, like hes having the time of his life.

“too much? ohh- fuck yeah- you love it, dont ya?” he teases, voice slurring with pleasure as he leans down, his chest pressed to your back, lips brushing your ear.

“this greedy little pussy’s- nghh- suckin’ me in so tight, like it cant get enough of my dick.” each word is punctuated by a thrust that makes your vision blur, your moans loud and desperate.

hes not just fucking you—hes performing, every word a spark to your already burning nerves. “sa- toru- slow down-” you try, but hes too far gone, his thrusts picking up speed, the bed creaking like it’s about to snap.

“nmph- no way, baby- oh shit- look at that ass bounce-” he groans his hand smacking your cheek lightly enough to make you yelp.

his voice is pure chaos jumping from praise to taunts to straight-up babbling.

“fuck, you’re so- nghh- so goddamn pretty like this, all fucked out on my cock, arent ya? bet you- fuck- bet you’d let me do this all night.”

“cant- cant take it-” you whimper but your hips push back, betraying you, and he laughs again, all cocky and triumphant, like he’s just won the world’s dirtiest lottery.

“cant take it? bullshit oh fuck- you’re made for this, baby,” he growls his voice dropping low, as he pulls your hair, tilting your head back so he can see your face.

his eyes glint wild and unfiltered, and hes still talking, words tumbling out like a flood.

“nghh- look at those eyes- so fuckin’ needy, wantin’ more of my big dick, huh? say it- mmph- say you love it.”

“love it- fuck, satoru-” you choke out and his grin is blinding, his thrusts growing sloppy as he chases his release, his cock throbbing inside you.

“thats it- oh shit- scream it, baby, let the neighbors know-” he moans and you’re done for, your orgasm hitting like a freight train, a sharp, shuddering wave that has you crying his name, your pussy clamping down so hard he curses, loud and broken.

“fuck- fuck- gonna- nghh- gonna fill this tight cunt up-” he groans and he comes hard, spilling hot and deep inside you, his hips stuttering as he thrusts through it, his voice still going, softer now, all gasps and murmurs.

“So good- mmph- so fuckin’ good for me, baby.” he collapses onto you, sweaty and heavy, but he’s still talking, nuzzling your neck.

“tou talk too much,” you mutter and he smirks, all lazy and satisfied, his hands roaming your body like hes already planning round two.

“only ‘cause you love it,” he murmurs winking, and you roll your eyes, pulling him closer, knowing he will never shut up—and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

#kai ࣪ ִֶָ writes satoru 𓂃 #gojo smut #jjk gojo #gojo satoru x you #satoru gojo x y/n #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #satoru gojo x reader #satoru gojo #satoru gojo x you #jjk satoru #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk #jjk x you #satoru smut #jujutsu satoru #jujutsu gojo

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