#beefleaf tag

[sukizula]

thinking about the shi wudu-he xuan-shi qingxuan conflict in TGCF and realizing their characters are just nie huaisang split into three. a nhs deluxe edition if you will

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

So you're telling me, you're not obsessed with two gay ass motherfuckers, that permanently altered your brain and you do not think about them every living moment of your life, and you don't cry about them on daily basis? Ah. That's.......cool.

[nicht-vobla]

⚠️ TGCF SPOILERS ⚠️

That lesbian pulp fiction cover but BeefLeaf

[jayceart]

I'm in the wind.. you're in the water..

[kaorinatsumikana]

Would we recognize each other if we passed by in a thousand years?

[bonesblubs]

Beefleaf for my lovely patrons <3

[emotionaldisaster909]

THE BEEF HAS ARRIVED!!1!11

why is he so beautiful

AND SO ACCURATE???

HDHDHHDGDHXG HE LOOKS EXACTLY THE WAY I IMAGINED HIM

SCRATCH THAT HE LOOKS EVEN BETTER OH MY GOD DONGHUAA

WHDNHSSHGDJDGD THIS IS EXACTLY THE SMILE OF HIS TYPE OF HUMOUR OH MY GOD

AND HIS VOICE IS SO GORGEOUS WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DOES THIS SHOW MAKE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH EVERY CHARACTER??!?!

[necromancer-mango]

[Start image description: A digital drawing of He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan from Tian Guan Ci Fu. He Xuan is gripping Shi Qingxuan's face in one hand, glowering down as Shi Qingxuan looks up crying in distress. He Xuan is wearing black clothes in comparison to Shi Qingxuan's paler green clothes, and both of them have long loose hair. The background is a bright angry red color. /end image description]

[barawrah]

been extra miserable about them this past week

[zenodotus-cx]

MXTX couples rated by whether or not they should have a kid:

Wangxian 11/10 should have not only one kid but several. Look how well they did with Sizhui. They're fabulous parents. They'd be thrilled with more babies.

Hualian -3/10 should never be responsible for children again. Oh my god. One of them was FULLY a disguised god and they didn't even realize because they barely remembered to feed him

Bingqiu 1/10 probably wouldn't be too bad at taking care of biological needs but SQQ has Wine Aunt energy and is bad enough with his disciples. Also Binghe would get jealous of his own child.

Moshang 7/10 would do well with kids! Should... probably wait a bit to figure out the logistics and get into a more stable point in their relationship, but they'd be good parents.

FengQing 4/10 would probably not fuck up immediately or super badly but shouldn't keep a child around for more than like. A week. Good babysitters, still shouldn't have their own

Beefleaf -100000000/10 are you kidding me here

3zun and any internal pairings 6/10 I think they'd think a kid could fix them. Not a good reason to have a kid! They'd still do it, though. The kid would probably only be MILDLY traumatized.

Any Jiang Cheng ship 1/10 Jiang Cheng is fabulous as an uncle. 100/10 should have more niblings. Should not have kids of his own because of his many neuroses

[scripted-downfall]

There's nothing quite like the subtype of "enemies"-to-lovers that consists of character 1 existing and character 2 screaming into a metaphorical pillow about definitely, totally, completely hating character 1 and, thus, having perfectly normal reasons to rant for two paragraphs how they're so infuriatingly perfect and good and kind and handsome and ugh they can't be real so let's go prove that they're not (oh shit oh fuck is this love)

[dangerouslyhungryprocrastiner]

Yes i do think im funny actually-

Anyway hello tgcf peeps....first time posting tgcf stuff so...be mice to me pls

I am currently reading the 3rd book (im somewhere in the middle), so i am yet to meet He Xuan and Shi Wudu.

I try my best not to spoil myself anything in regards to them, so i do not know what beef they have, and i do not know what happens to Shi Qingxuan my beloved. I just saw lot of fanarts of them being stuffed in a jar and i thought this would be funny. So i made it i stead of doing my school assignments.

So please keep the spoilers in the tags minimal if possible <33

(I bet He Xuan is very ooc in this, but like i said i don't know that man yet- )

Update: i have now read past the Mid Autumn festival chepter and all i can say is this: Shi Wudu is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met. Do not trust him! He is a fugly slut!

Update 2: i just finished End the deadlock and i will never be the same.

And here's alternative varsions of the art:

[sukizula]

sqx: no way, so you were friends with the one who killed your brother too?

nhs: of course! i devised a 10 year long plan to expose and destroy the slimy bastard i used to call my san ge which includes exposing his incestous marriage and hiding his mother's corpse so he can feel how i felt when that son of a bitch stole and dismembered my brother's body :)

sqx: inspiring!

nhs: what about your guy?

sqx: oh we got married last spring

[lazycranberrydoodles]

every time he steps into the kitchen he invents a new health code violation

follow for more. whatever this is

[eleiwitch]

my brain either picks one ship to focus on for hours

or switches between 7 different ships from 3 different fandoms in under an hour.

no in-betweens.

[kaorinatsumikana]

Beefleaf🍖🍃