#beep beep imma sheep

[huniidragon]

Beep Beep! I really love ampharos the most but mareep is just TOO fluffy!

[antvnger]

BEEP BEEP IMMA SHEEP

[voidsentprinces]

"Come and See..."

[stormberry-12]

toast ~ jj maybank x reader

pairing: jj maybank x fem!reader

warnings: drinking, blood, language, overall insanity, not very well edited 😬

notes: i got the inspo off a TikTok sound (at the end), some of you might know it! really short blurb, lowercase intended!

you and the pogues were shitfaced. so shitfaced drunk that pope of all people, was running around screaming in his underwear.

“beep beep imma sheep,” sarah whispered in your ear, and you nodded in all serious certainty.

“oh, I’m bleeding-“ you heard john b laugh, his leg gushing blood, with pieces of glass sticking out of it, and he just smiled. too intoxicated to care.

kie was passed out, laying face first in the grass, limbs spread out like a starfish. ever so often she would snore or hum a little song in her sleep and you and sarah would film her for ‘black mail’ later.

jj walked out of the chateau with two more big bottles in hand, “i got whiskeyyyyy,”

jj’s problem was yes, he was just as drunk as the rest of you, but he was also high as the sky. he tripped down the stairs and crashed into pope who was running around with his arms out like an air plane.

“i’ll take those,” john b hummed, taking the bottles out of jjs hands, leaving his best friends on the ground feebly trying to stand up.

he made his way to the hot tub where you and sarah were sitting, literally screaming as his injured leg hit the boiling water.

"FuUUcCCcCKkKkkK" he yelled with an insane voice crack.

"it's okay baby," sarah scooched closer to him and placed a soothing hand on her boyfriend's shoulder as he basically bleed out in jj's hot tub.

over on the other side of the lawn, pope was picking up kie in a piggyback. the couple and jj were making their way over to the hot tub too.

"give me that shittt," jj slurred reaching for a bottle from a still-screaming john b.

kie sneezed herself awake and gave you a silly little wave, falling off popes back.

everyone made their way into the "cat's ass" and the group fell into a comfortable silence, even john b.

"mmm," kie said, sinking further into the water, "warmmm"

"hey, guyssss- you know what...wait-" jj stood up in the hot tub, almost slipping. he popped the lid off his bottle and raised it in the air, "let me raise a toast, to the girl i love most, in the whoollleee worlddd,"

"please don't say my name, please don't say my name," you mumbled.

"y/n!"

"AWWW," kie and sarah squealed and your face went bright red.

"wait- when's the wedding?" pope asked.

"that's not even close to what he said dumb ass!" john b sighed. "you guys totally should get married though,"

"yes, oh my god!" sarah exclaimed. "me and john b did!"

jj slid back down to a seated position beside you and wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you into him. "i'd do it!" he said confidently.

"same," you giggled and kissed his cheek.

"AWWW," the girls exclaimed again.

"i better be the best man," john b said, chugging another beverage.

"JB YOUR BLEEDING IN THE TUB!" pope exclaimed, everyone ran out screaming and the night continued to result in chaos.

tomorrow morning was going to be rough.

again, this was so short and rlly random but this video's where i got my inspo from, i thought it was cute! 🥹

[askacultleader]

Beep beep imma sheep I said beep beep Imma sheep 🔥🔥🔥

{BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP I SAID BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP}

[daonedaonlyskh]

beep!

beep beep imma sheep beep beep imma sheep

[moshyboty]

let's try this again!!!

hello! i am moshbot ver 18!

you can call me:

mosh, moshbot, moshter, moshie (only if we're super close), or amirah (also if we're super close)

my prnouns are: she, they, beep (trying them out)

im a black, (possibly) pansexual, robot (i try to be) as well as a sheep! ill prolly post shit like art and just silly thoughts whenever i feel or remember i have a tumblr. i have a discord and a discord (roleplay) server but im only giving that out in dms. i might also do toungue in cheek roleplay in asks but idk.

i like to draw, play games, and listen to bjork. i like bjork. i like bjork. i also like to be hypnotized (its a niche).

might post music i like, idk

DNI (imma try and keep this simple but no promises) if:

racist

homophobic/transphobic

defender of l*li art/p3do (no duh)

swiftie

hate sour cream

do interact if

you like machine girl

you like björk

you like grimes (as an artist)

you like the sims (3/4)

you like art

youre not a dick

you like skullgirls

k bye.

@intothepinkopaquehepinkopaque

[0nl0n]

STEP ONE

THROW UR HANDS UP, AND POINT THEM TO THE FLOORR

STEP TWO

HERES WHAT TO DO NOW GET DOWN ON ALL FOUURRSSS

STEP THREE

JUST BOUNCE AROUND ITS EASY FOLLOW MEEE

STEP FOUR

GO CRAZY NOW AND BEEP BEEP LIKE A SHEEEPPPP-

BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP

I SAID BEEP BEEP IMMA SHEEP

[italic-doing-random-shit]

BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP

that's what we did

BEEP BEEP IMMA SHEEP YES

[thatonegaybastard]

BEEP BEEP imma sheep I said BEEP BEEP IMMA SHEEP

[aire1111]

@beep-beep-imma-sheep what?

[blepxiee]

beep

beep

imma sheep

i said beep beep imma sheep

wooo woop

[alien-floating-in-space]

Welcome, beloved humans and entities!

I'm a shapeshifter alien that comes in peace.

Like or reblog spam is welcome! Any recommendations, suggestions, corrections and comments are welcome, too!

A bit about me:

🇻🇪. VIVA VENEZUELA LIBRE ‼️

You can use any and all pronouns with me. (I mean it. All of them).

I have been writing for a while, but it's recently that I've started to write in English.

I prefer to do traditional art, it's only recently that I've been getting into digital.

I also do crafts.

English is not my first language. I speak Spanish. I'm currently learning Italian and German.

My other form (account) is @beep-beep-imma-sheep , but I usually just enjoy myself there (reblog anything even if it's not art- related).

My AO3 is Alien-Floating-In-Space

My Wattpad is _Zumit0_De_Uva_

Look, a masterpost of fundraisers!

[pep-rambles]

THE "LUCIFER IS A SWIFTIE" BLOG IS LIVE!

This is where I'll be posting all my Swiftie Lucifer stuff in the future. Follow if you are interested.

Now excuse me while I tag everyone who showed any remote interest in my silly headcanon before so I they can follow if they want and I don't have to keep tagging them.

@timeladix @myrathesimp @nunalastor @rossisrad @sublimedreamtimemachine @spot-spots @sienaumber @lustrethings @foxxxtransformer123 @soarynt @miaowmelodie @jay-of-all-trades @what-the-fuckis-happening @h0nezy @geekstuff4678 @paintedp0rtraitgirl @gh0st-fr1end @nexistar @lucifersruberduck @hopefully-maybe-abby @beep-beep-imma-sheep @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @dog-bat3 @thonethatflies620

[crescent-cubed]

Beep

Beep imma sheep?

[itzy0megaverse]

Hello sheep

Beep beep imma sheep I said beep beep imma sheep 😎