#beeptic

[lordsooga]

trick or treat!!!

Ooooh okay for the costume you get something special

[ID: A stock photo of a pinched thumb and index finger with Wind Waker Ganondorf drawn dangling by his coat between them. \endID]

[asklordghirahim]

[raymoohackery]

the gerudos are very grim and dark and if you interpret the subtext of their conditions and activities you can realize how it's not "cute" even if the devs and writers did it that way

in this essay i will-

no you are actually so right . i love being on here and discussing the gerudo because i learn a lot about how bad nintendo actually handled them (which, i knew it was bad, but you learn new fucked up perspectives every day) . and then we can all hold hands and try to treat them with respect <3 gerudo rewrite when

[yiga-hellhole]

im so normal about the red haired grandpa i started watching animes where his french dubber worked on like i fucking admire his work as portraying Ganondorf i started the multifandomification over his dubber because when i hear him im like "no fucking way it's Ganondorf" this obsession and admiration i have on this character got me to appreciate more things and grow curious.

thats the power of being normal about that old man, brother

[xivymoonx]

trick or treat!!

sorry I only have eye candy, I hope that's okay

[majorasnightmare]

trick or treat!!!

AWWW i love the outfits 🥺💜

here, this will give you energy for the rest of the day :3

[yiga-hellhole]

ship opinion bingo with gan-based ships

rauru/gan

sonia/gan

zelda/gan

link/gan

bonus : kohga/gan and demise(or Ganondorf hw)/ghirahim

the whole shebang, huh? here we GOOOOO!!!!

RAURU/GANONDORF

AND WE HAVE A BINGO! so i haven't finished totk but bro. bro. holding your arch nemesis by the tits for 10.000 years. yeah something happened there. i adore a good divorce ship, and this is the one where the divorcees just keep coming back to each other because the homoeroticism is too on the nose. i see it. i see it. i see it.

SONIA/GANONDORF

again, haven't finished totk. i have only seen sonia in like two cutscenes thusfar. but i love it when women get to be pissed off at huge burly men and in doing so get to be recognized as a viable threat. so i will be rotating this one in my mind on the backburner until i'm more informed on their canon dynamic and each characters' backstories in the game

ZELDA/GANONDORF

this is one of those ships where i don't really care for it but some people do interesting stuff with it and i see what they're going for. the fun with zelda and ganondorf is that he doesn't necessarily want her, but wants everything that she has. this old man is so fucking jealous of someone half his age at minimum. so honestly the age difference is a bit too big and dynamic is a bit too antagonistic for me to actively like this ship. i guess i can see it playing out as a bodice-ripper type story, but that goes against nando's character to me, and i've never quite been fond of them in the first place. something like an arranged-marriage-turned-something-more or a hyrule warriors esque wartime romantic tension could work. they *are* entangled eternally in a cycle of being tied by soul, but fated to be enemies each time. at some point something could spark i guess. but at the end of the day its a solid "eh" from me

LINK/GANONDORF

the same kind of arguments as zelda/ganondorf, but instead of royal diplomacy, link has a sword. again there's gotta be something about being the one prpphesized to slay the same guy cycle after cycle. maybe in one of the cycles, he won't want to...? how scandalous. but generally, i don't care too much for this ship

BONUS ROUND!

KOHGA/GANONDORF

i love divorce and i love horny old men thirsting over big buff dudes. i have a feeling kohga has a thing for large and bulky men, for no reason at all, that's not at all present in the game. so, in botw i see ganon's worship as a purely "riding-on-the-coattails-of" thing where kohga doesn't actually care much about ganon, he just wants a reason to make his personality cult and have an ez way to overthrow the monarchy. when that fails, he ditches the joint. but then ganondorf awakens into this absolute handsome beefcake and the illustrious master kohga would probably be like. "okay. hold on. Pause." and the rest is history. i see it. i havs the vision.

GHIRADEMI/GANGHIRA

this has already been answered in the ghirademi bingo. but if you go for ganghira, there's the added tension of "you remind me of the man i devoted myself to, and his presence lingers within you", which would definitely have some serious emotional weight to ghirahim. but that i don't see reciprocated, once again, given that ganondorf always pursues power first. and this time there's not even the shared bond that ghirademi has, where ghirahim served as his sword for centuries! they basically just met, and all ganon knows is this sword freak is devoted to him! oh ghirahim, stop going after men who terrify you!!

[raymoohackery]

i am DEVOID of labels. if anything I'd LOVE to be an untitled .psd file

just screenshotted this ask so now ur an untitled jpg on my phone . welcome to your new modest one-bedroom domicile :)

[raymoohackery]

THIS TEST DESTROYED ME OBLITERATED ME ATE ME WHOLE I AM HEARING GAN YELLING AT ME AND LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC I AM OUGH AUGH EUHGH

as you know . ganondorf would never flunk his education. he gives good advice about it all the time

[yiga-hellhole]

https://www.tumblr.com/beeptic/732687831273799680/this-is-my-trick-or-treat-pic-if-you-even-care?source=share

trick or treat !!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! enjoy treat of husband

[raymoohackery]

ok rambling about phone time after my post about the tik tok update that DESTROYS your phone and how i actually hate the whole thing of people shaming others for having 8+ hours of screen time instead of doing something more "productive" aka time consuming activities that need their own schedule and can't be done on the go. people love to pretend we can switch 8 hours of scrolling where the person reads and watches videos with let's say pottery sculpting learning a new language.. the latter especially being "on your phone" with overpriced apps.

let's say someone has to do a total of 4 hours of commute a day and has a total of 40 mins of break at school or work we can already put that as potential screen time made to log the brain off, therefore leaving only 3 hours and 20 minutes of "wasted" time on the phone.

people pretend we can read or watch a documentary during the commute AS IF you'd memorize anything you'd read in between two noisy subways. I'd take my glittery screen over faking to be an intellectual anytime.

to me excessive phone use becomes a problem not if it's 2 to 15 hours a day but rather at the moment the phone time makes you unable to work, to study, and most importantly prevents you from doing the things you usually love or if it endangers you (using your phone on the road because you can't stop using it). add to that it becomes problematic when the person absorbs everything they see on tik tok twitter tumblr pinterest like a reality when it's obviously mostly fake *thinking about aesthetic hustling culture diet culture blogs here* anyway I'd love to see where you stand on that

thought abt this ask after LRB. honestly i do think that excessive phone use has bad sides to it, dependinv on how you use it. mindless scrolling is bad for your brain in the longterm, but looking at stuff like art or talking with people on enriching subjects is great. at the end of the day the problem is capitalism and the attention economy where shortening the customer's attention span so it can be bought up is the profit model. unfortunately we DO live in a reality where most of a working day is monopolized by being tired and unfocused where the best way of entertainment is looking at funny images on your phone cuz thats all you have time for. its a vicious cycle really. not so much about minmaxing all your productive time, but about keeping your brain healthy by not getting addicted to watching 5 videos at once so you dont have to suffer the horrible dreg of: watching 1 thirty second video in full undisturbed

in sum, its not the great evil everyone claims it is, but it can go down south real fast and shatter your attention span. but don't get caught up in that and it's really not a problem i think. i'm guilty of scrolling all day erry day but its just cause its the easiest way of getting laughs in, engaging with others, and look at inspiring images. i get sone of my best fic ideas looking at what the ganondorf mutuals are saying ..... :)

[yiga-hellhole]

i have face blindness for blogs I THOUGHT YOU WERE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE

bro....................... i'm sorry i just took 1 mutual away (by being the same person) 😔

[raymoohackery]

my train station screens don't work and i always forget my orientation. so im either going to go home or to spawn at the opposite of the world. #going back home after college boogaloo

user beeptic i do hope for your own sake you're familiar with the kisaragi station urban legend ......

[raymoohackery]

i got a 20/20 on my maths test ! finally, a grade worth having (my toxic trait is thinking that a grade below 20 is bad)

thats from getting scolded by ganondorf i'll bet .

[raymoohackery]

got so many tests this week and the following ones. some of them are oral exams that freak me out however i spent the last months going to cons and working (at times i knew I'd rather procrastinate than study anyway) do NOT wish me luck as my bad grades (hypothetical) would be deserved.

i will check in with you in a month or so when i get results!! :D

WOE! THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS BE UPON YE!!! maybe you'll get lucky & pass a few anyway 🙏 DO YOUR BEST! HERE IS PICTURE OF BUNGER .

[raymoohackery]

it's my way of being eccentric!! i want everyone to see me and my pathetic academic antics. i hope you'll stay around for a couple years because my engineering cursus is going to be at least 4 more years!!

this is so damn real. i graduated but the academia grind is real i need to stay in touch with it. also dont fuckign call me out bro i'm always piss as all hell