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Adam: you ever realize that we never stop tasting our own tongues?
Beetlejuice: yeah so let me taste yours for a change
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Beetlejuice: *on the phone with lydia* hey Lydia, remember when you tried to convince me that Santa wasn’t real?
Beetlejuice: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here
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Beetlejuice: Dont text me in the middle of the night saying ‘u up?’ cause ‘NEW YEAR WHO DIS?’
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Beetlejuice: what does ‘ILY’ mean?
Adam: I love you
Beetlejuice: I love you too but answer my question
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Adam: hi! I’m Adam, and you are?
Beetlejuice: gayer than I thought..
Adam: what??
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Adam: can’t wait to see you after work ;)
Adam: *:)
Beetlejuice: it’s too late for that now
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Delia: Lydia, what’s wrong?
Lydia: that’s a loaded question
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Beej: name something you wanna try in the bedroom ;)
Adam: getting a full 8 hours of sleep
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Delia: okay lydia, show us your Halloween costume
Lydia: *walks out dressed like normal*
Delia: AHHHHH
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Beej: *wearing a nice sweater*
Adam: I wish I could pull that off
Beej: go ahead
Adam: what
Beej: you heard me ;)
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Charles: There’s 20 kids and 15 chairs what do you do
Lydia: make them all stand
Adam: bring 5 more chairs
Barbara: we all sit in a circle so no one feels left out
Beetlejuice: kill 5
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Beej. Why aren’t you talking to me
Lydia: I lost my voice
Beej:
Beej: well go find it
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Lydia: *smiling down at her phone*
Beej: oooh whats on that phone of yours that’s making you smile so much
Lydia: I just commented “twin” on a whole bunch of pretty girls’ posts to ruin their day
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Beetlejuice: I’m the kind of guy who likes to think things through
Lydia: I saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire-
Beetlejuice: I’m a changed man lydia
Lydia: that was yesterday
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Barbara: jail is no fun
Lydia: you’ve been to jail?!
Barbara: *looks off into the distance* once..in monopoly
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Juno: if rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo-boos then, drinking alcohol fixes inside Boo-boos
Beetlejuice: mom no-
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