i chugged three bottles (just over 50 ounces) of soda for my boyfriend/feeder! i’ve never been so bloated in my life, i genuinely feel like i’m pregnant 😳
Okay but a belly that is constantly being fed and grown is naturally going to be in need of CONSTANT attention too, right?
Like you really thought I was gonna let you enjoy a movie and let you shovel down an entire pizza without my hands splayed across the soft orb of fun, jiggly fat growing on you? You honestly thought you could hug me when I got home and I'd resist a chance to grope your side rolls and love handles?
I wanna keep you perpetually full so that any time my hands are free, you're gonna be begging me to rub soft circles around your gut, applying gentle pressure to help you digest everything I've been filling it with. I wanna hear a moan at the end of each burp that my hands coax out of the lovely gurgling gut you and I are growing together 💚
It's the least I can do and I'm so happy to do it.