#belwar dissengulp would be rolling in his fucking cave
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tried baldurs gate 3 at a friend's house and was disappointed in literally the first fucking 20 seconds when I couldn't make my character fuck off ancient wizardly old
#i had ONE desire and it was to play a fucked up little old deep gnome man and the oldest svirfneblin looked fucking 30 max#had to go with a duegar instead which dont even get me fucking started#belwar dissengulp would be rolling in his fucking cave#but theyre the only race i could make a character with who MIGHT be above 50 like what the fuck#adventuring games all suck compared to tabletop bro every single time i get a fun idea for something the game just cant do it fuck off#are there story or plot reasons you CANT be old af? very possibly. i wouldnt know. could be fully justified. i dont care one bit#thats the thing tho is you cant even make them look like. KINDA old. not even close. or ugly at all or fat for that matter. genuinely lame#let me reiterate you CANNOT be fat in baldurs gate 3. once again dwarf build was as close as i could get. fuck. off
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