This is how I feel whenever I’m reading a new Chloe Gong book
Chloe Gong, stepping up to the microphone: I have written a man
The Secret Shanghai fandom, waiting with bated breath:
Chloe Gong: And he is pathetic
The Secret Shanghai fandom: *raucous cheers*
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The scene where Benedikt came out to Roma was so well written but also lowkey funny because it was like:
Benedikt: I’m gay
Roma: In this economy???
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welcome to the secret shanghai hunger games!! may the odds be ever in your favour
The bloodbath:
Biblically accurate romajuliette
secret shanghai tumblr pre-fhh would've been cheering her name. i think we still will because we support womens wrongs
!! the inlaws are fighting!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU??? ENEMIES TO LOVERS FTW
things not looking so good for the benmars stans (me)
cousins alliance ig??
GUYSSS TELL ME THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN IN FLF. but also. rip to rosalind's and silas' headaches from celia and orion arguing the entire time
take the L. no one press F to pay respects
TAKE THE FUCKING L DIMITRI. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BITCH
this hurts even more when you read it as tvd/ove alisa
PLEASE GUYS SILAS ABANDONED THEM FOR PHOEBE HONG THAT'S SO ICONIC. also literally both of these groups are "i can't believe that it's finally me and you and you and me just us and your friend STEVE" except fuck paul he's no one's friend
Literally only the montagovs have kills by the end of day 1. that's actually so iconic of them
Day 2:
THE GASP I JUST GUSPED. FUCKING TRAITORRRRR
Did you mean: the OVE epilogue?
the inlaws are getting along again~ <3
GIRL YOU'RE SUCH A BACKSTABBER. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALLIANCE???
Did you mean: Rosalind Lang for the duration of flf and fhh?
Day 3:
sibling behaviour honestly
Did you mean: Orion's brainwashing arc?
LVC couple are dead </3 also what an oregon trail type death lmao what
NOOOOOO
w- what happened to their alliance in between day 2 and night 3
Day 4:
NOOOOOOO COME ON SILAS YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT
what i'm hearing is that the tvd duology would've been over in 5 chapters if they just gave phoebe a gun (she would've been 12 years old)
that one scene in the flf duology
NOOOOO. that resurrection button is looking highly clickable rn
Day 5:
and what if i said that rosalind would actually do this if roma posed a threat to orion's life-
i suddenly really don't like our last two contestants
Day 6:
hot girl shit
Day 7:
was it the sprained ankle orion???
CONGRATULATIONS TO ROSALIND
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currently thinking about the line from romeo and juliet “what's in a name? that which we call a rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.” and janie's actual name being rosalind
and orion not giving a shit about rosalind or janie because when he looses his memories he doesn't know rosalind's name and she is just someone whom he knew he loved and he didn't a name to know that 🥹
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Why are all of Chloe Gong’s cousin relationships just absolutely insane like. Calla and August. Juliette and Rosalind. Juliette and Tyler. Roma and Benedikt. They’re always either insanely devoted to each other’s emotional wellbeing or straight up trying to kill each other.
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Marshall: I’m Russian, of course I’m an alcoholic-
Benedikt: Mars, you aren’t Russian.
Roma: And we AREN’T alcoholics!!
Alisa: Speak for yourself *downs an entire jug of apple juice*
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roma, looking at juliette:
benedikt:
roma:
benedikt: wouldn't it be so much easier to write “i'm desperate” on your forehead?
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secret shanghai characters as texts i've sent
rosalind to celia after being assigned as orion's mission partner:
these violent delights (the duology) by chloe gong, 2020:
roma, before passing out due to sleep deprivation:
oliver, orion, and phoebe:
juliette:
alisa:
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