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F1 au

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@astraeajackson HEHEHE

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LMAOOAOAOA NOT THE TAGS UR SO RIGHT-

actual best thing in the apothecary diaries is maomao and jinshi thinking their relationship would be so impossible because of status while the literal emperor and empress of their country actively want them to be together

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LMAO NOT THIS-

ALL 14000 PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIKED THIS POST WANT DICKIE IN THE MOVIE WE NEED DICKKKKKKKK

The reactions to The Batman part 2 announcements are always so funny on twt

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canon sibling event is when your younger sibling wipes off your kisses

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This genuinely made me chuckle

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Jaybin

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Netflix Im in your fucking walls

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selfishly, just once.

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Bruce suddenly realizes that his kids are telling Dick everything. Not only do they tell him, but they ask his permission and advice. And the best part is, they listen to him.

Bruce enters the cave and sees Tim at the computer: It's time for you to go to bed.

Tim, still typing: Yeah.

Dick, walking in after him and seeing the same thing as Bruce: Timbo, in bed.

Tim immediately turns around in his chair to whine pitifully: No-o-o, Dick, please, I need another half hour.

Dick, already lifting him from his chair and dragging him toward the exit: Come on, little birdie, it's bedtime.

Bruce: *moment of realization*.

Another time, Bruce spots Damian heading for the exit with a bag of things.

Bruce: Where are you going?

Damian: To the Kents' farm, obviously. They invited me for the weekend.

Bruce, shocked: Why didn't you tell me about this?

Damian, looking genuinely surprised: Why? I told Richard, he said yes.

Bruce: ...

And so it is with everything. Bruce realized that the kids only listen to him when he's on patrol, but in their normal lives, Dick is their parental figure. Even Jason, despite his grumbling, follows his older brother and listens to him.

Alfred, hearing Bruce's complaint: hm...

(After this, Alfred began using the mention of Dick as a manipulation. "Oh, don't you want to eat lunch, Master Tim? Maybe if I call Master Dick..." And yes. It works every time.)

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✮ double trouble ✮

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*arguing about who is most robin-like*

Damian: robins reguarly fight to the death to defend their home. i am the most territorial, therefore i fit the bird mantle more accurately,

Tim, lazily: robins are also omnivores, so you’re out, you fucking vegan

Damian: i am vegetarian not vegan you utter-

Steph, googling: apparently robins are monogamous and mate for life. so. like.

Dick:

Steph: Dick’s out.

Dick: you’re mean.

Tim: this forum says that robins die really young and only really tend to live to like, five or six.

Dick:

Steph:

Damian:

Tim: …so…

Everyone: *slowly turns to look at Jason, who’s busy reading a book*

Jason: *looks back at them, incredulous*

Jason: oh come on- i’m not even a part of this debate, how am i STILL catching strays?!

Dick: we’re saying you’re the most robin like-!

Jason: FOR GETTING CAUGHT BY A PREDATOR.

Damian: oh god, i’ve already been Robin for two years. how long do you think i have left?

Jason: you guys are assholes

Tim: stop making everything about you Jason, Damian might DIE soon.

Jason: ?!?

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When Dick was a teenager and at odds with Bruce, he tried to get a piercing as a form of rebellion. He heard from his friends that their parents totally flipped, so he got himself an earring.

Blue, gaudy, and bedazzled.

When he showed up to the manor with it, he made sure to strut in front of Jason and pretend he didn’t care that his little brother was practically fawning over how cool he looked.

The moment Bruce came into the room, Dick was expecting a huge confrontation and a yelling match, like his friends had all said would happen.

Instead, Bruce lit up and smiled at Dick before leaving the room in a hurry.

Jason and Dick exchanged confused glances before Bruce came back holding a picture and beaming proudly.

The picture is of teen Bruce with a whole bunch of piercings, looking like an ethereal vampire. Snake bites that made it look like he had fangs, industrial, lobe, septum, bridge, etc. Just a lot.

The boys are slack-jawed at their Dad looking like that while Bruce is fondly telling him about all the piercings he had and how he wished he had more, but Alfred wouldn’t let him

“I also had a belly piercing. Ollie convinced me to get that one back at boarding school.” Bruce said wistfully, reminiscing about his intense goth era when he didn’t have to worry too much about public perception.

Dick is mortified because for more than half a second he actually thought his Dad was super cool again. Jason is ooh-ing and awe-ing at the picture.

When Dick does back his apartment, he considers taking the piercing out and letting the hole close up, but he feels slightly bad since Bruce was trying to connect with him.