carverrsteve

[torrtimandi]

It's officially happening and IT SLAPS.

[chibimochii]

I come bearing ScaraSethos 🤲🏼💝 hopefully it’s not a spoiler to reveal that Sethos’ pretty significantly affiliated w the Temple of Silence but all that to say that it’s usually a quiet and peaceful place since it’s hidden away but once Wanderer begins coming over at Sethos’ friendly requests (tho Wanderer claims it’s purely for academics lmao), the other temple peeps begin to hear Sethos’ laughter echoing thru the hallways bc he kept playfully pestering his crabby guest one too many times and ended up pinned to the floor tanking hella scribbly tickles along his lower back aka my personal take on Sethos’ Death Spot™️ bc that back window is so tasty

Bonus if the temple elders who watched Sethos grow up tease him in front of Wanderer afterwards saying that they missed his bubbly laughter from when he was a smoll boy and his face starts burning while Wanderer gives them his innocent, angelic, and polite smile like what a cute memory (o^^o) but Sethos knows he’s doomed fr fr poor mans is not well versed in keeping his giggles under wraps for very long and when he tries to hide his laugh in his hand / the crook of his elbow, Wanderer is quick to switch spots and dig right under his arms and along the curve of his shoulder blades yknow? instantly gets Sethos begging for his life and nothing thrills Wanderer more bc he’s a ruthless ler and Sethos is actually very tanky for a lee when it comes to having a giggly good time

it’s not entirely one sided tho! Wanderer takes his hat off indoors and when he uses his skill so eventually, Sethos notices the electro mitsudomoe on the back of his neck, whcih instinctively he thinks to touch it with a little bit of electro (like when you see the pillars in the overworld haha) thinking at most Wanderer will glare at him and maybe tickle him but to Sethos’ immense delight, he SQUAWKS like a dusk bird and fumbles a stack of books he was carrying or even his catalyst and its silent for a moment before Sethos gets a wicked grin on his face that Wanderer doesn’t stick around to see bc he’s booking it away Anemo jet style so it’s a race for who’s faster btwn him and Sethos’ electro speed but since it’s also Sethos’ home turf, he eventually backs Wanderer into a dead end muahahahaha

Hope this brought a smile to your face om nom nom 🧸

Wahhh this was so good!~ you really gave so much fuel to this duo✨️

Sethos being a little bastard pushing Wanderer's buttons on purpose to rile him up. Probably (definitely) knowing the consequences-

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Sethos back window is 110% his worst spot, like get him on his back and he's yours. Sethos knows that, the elders knows that, heck cyno knows that and now wanderer. Poor guy is doomed.

And wanderer isn't the sweetest ler, he is almost downright mean sometimes. But not cruel,, however he definitely gets a kick getting to absolutely wreck Sethos by tickling him to pieces. Best part? Sethos is down for that, he finds it fun :)

As for sethos getting revenge, it's like a 40% chance he will get to properly get wanderer back, but once the opportunity arrives. He will leap on it. Do his damn best to try and take him down and tickle him back. Finding his weak points. But it's not easy when your boyfriend has anemo power equivalent of jets that makes him able to zoom away at any point he wants.

But, I'm a firm believer that wanderer is pretty ticklish himself, thighs are the worst spot. Sides are another, ribs, hips. Tracing the marks that light up during the times he uses his vision? Yep. But the mark on his neck?... touch it at your own risk, it's a reminder of what he is, was. Who he's connected to, and he probably wouldn't be very happy by having it brought up. But with time, maybe he would occasionally let his curious partner touch it.. maybe -3-

(This got sooo long holy- my bad

[vintake-ss]

𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐗 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍

// basically the valorant agents as genshin characters... these are mainly based off vibes

I've had this in my head all day and it's been consuming me.

→m.list

Okay, so Jett's obviously an anemo sword user, duh(but they're dual daggers). She's the standard 5* that was meta early game but then fell off years later

Sage is litterly a geomancer. But she's that character whose design doesn't fit their element. Standard 5*, catalyst.

The ripple effects when you shoot at Astra's wall and just the overall visual of her kit screams hydro. Catalyst, 5* that's an S tier support

The 4* vibes radiating from Yoru are flabbergasting despite his ego. Cryo dps that requires the blood sacrifice of your entire lineage to be decent. Sword user

Dendro bow Skye cause it just feels right. 4* dps that's better than some 5*s

Using her dendro vision, Viper releases poisonous fumes using plants. Polearm. Is supposed to be a 5* bc of her status and lore but alas. Ningguang treatment fr

Unfortunately, Reyna is that 5* with a kit so bad they're basically a premium 3*. Electro polearm.

Gekko is the SS+ tier 4* support that has like a 91.6% spiral abyss usage. "𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘬𝘬𝘰 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘵𝘧 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨??" Dendro claymore

SS tier pyro catalyst 5* dps since release. You can pry the meta out of Raze's cold dead hands. Popular enough that even people who know nothing about the game recognize her.

Deadlock is the most forgotten character, but she's still a decent 4* for beginners. Cryo claymore.

Omen would be a 5* anemo catalyst with the sickest animations not him dying instead of his friends

Sword user cypher who had to be sent to the ER for singlehandedly carrying the geo meta. 5*

Fade would probably have the creepiest idle voice lines. 4* cryo catalyst.

Dearest father brimstone. Everyone looses their 50/50 to him at least once. Standard 5* geo claymore.

Our Pyro king Phoenix who happens to be the worst Pyro character. But at least he's got great humor and a loveable personality! Also pretty popular. Standard 5*, sword user

Breach is that character that will get you kicked from someone's world if you dare try to bring him into a domain. 4* Pyro claymore

4* Iso who should've been a 5* with how strong his shield is. Slap some def% and he's tanking 5 ruin guards and 3 abyss mages at the same time. Electro bow

Neon is definitely one of those niche characters. Not versatile in most team comps but will do big dmg if you get her the specific setup. 5* Electro catalyst

Clove was called trash even before they were released. Turned out to be the best 5* sub-dps. Will nuke your enemies if teamed up with astra. Hydro bow

Killjoy doesn't wield her claymore herself, she has tech to that for her. Electro 4*

Sova has a pretty easy kit to understand, he's also pretty easy to build. The kind of character you wouldn't mind loosing your 50/50 to. Standard 5*, cryo bow

You'd need a PhD from an ivy League university to understand chamber's kit though, so most people just end up skipping his banner. 5* hydro catalyst with the lowest player ownership lmao

4* that's being held captive in the basement, harbour gets to be on a banner once a year if lucky. Hydro claymore genshin could never.

KAY/O is that one character that, by all means, refuses to crit. Idk why. Anemo claymore.

[delusional-mishaps]

well guys. since i missed epic's birthday (devastating) have some headcanons :)

he is one of those weaboos who learned japanese so he can watch anime "the authentic way" (his words)

so he's fluent in japanese 💀 he literally only learned it for anime but dude was DEDACTED

he's so cringe guys 😭 i can say that. he's my boyfriend i love him

he would adore those cute anime girl v-tubers. like not in a weird way but he'd watch a lot of them

HE PLAYS GENSHIN 💀 he'd probably main beidou or raiden shogun/ei.. maybe run a full electro team with miko and fischl too 😭 (fischl is his fave character he loves her backstory and her bird thing idk i dont use fischl 💀) he loves the electro characters for some reason idk

HE HAS THE WORST LUCK ON THIS GAME THO. bro has c6 diluc (me too ☹️) and all his artifacts SUCK ASS even tho he'll grind every day

he has to spend money on every banner because he always loses his 50/50 and only gets high pity

ok enough genshin headcanons he's cringe we know this

im here ranting about a game i hate because my dumb boyfriend plays it so much

he hangs out with cross a lot ofc BUT

whenever he hears the word cross used in any context he turns to cross like "CROSS????? BRUH THATS YOU!!" (i always make these jokes. im projecting)

cant believe jesus died on his best friend fr... LMAOOO

he speedruns minecraft. he's NOT GOOD AT IT. but he can do it

he's had his speedruns ruined by creepers like 7 times

one time he somehow got into the deep dark and got killed by the warden??? idk what bro was doing down there in a speedrun dawg 😭

sorry he's a gamer in my head but hes really bad at every game he plays (just like me fr)

he sleeps under like 6 different weighted blankets in the hopes that he wont thrash around when he sleeps but he's too strong and ends up tossing them all off his bed 😭

bro needs to be CRUSHED to fall asleep!! he literally cant fall asleep without the weight

not that he likes to sleep anyway because of the nightmares but whatever. hes gotta do it. unfortunately.

he fights in his dreams ofc thats like canon but bro is throwing punches in his sleep fr

if he gets a partner (me fr!!) they gotta sleep in a different ROOM 😭 he is taking NO CHANCES and tbh thats so fair i wouldnt wanna wake up being beaten up by my bf

he is so ipad baby-core <3 he'll just watch youtube on his ipad all day if u let him but he's an old man and needs his spectacles otherwise he's holding it at arm's length 💀

don't forget bro is literally a doctor?? he's SO smart but he uses his goofy persona as a cover up

im convinced like most of the people that know him actually dont know this. they all think hes dumb as bricks 💀

them he'll casually say smth super smart and everyone is like ???????? HELLO??? SINCE WHEN DID UR BRAIN WORK??

i love drawing epic with glasses guys he looks so cute. but he has old man reading glasses

this the typa shit he wears

AND HE FUCKING. anime glasses 😭

like yk how ppl in anime push glasses up

him fr

AUUGH WHY IS HE SO CRINGE I NEED TO CRUSH HIM

he actually needs his glasses all the time but he doesnt like to look like a NERDD so he doesnt wear them

he makes cross read everything for him

they go out to eat and gotta make him read the whole menu otherwise hes holding it 2cm from his face 💔

"whatd that sign say i cant read it"

"dude the letters are huge how cant you read it"

"oh lol i need my glasses my bad bruh"

"YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR RIGHT NOW????"

actually he cant legally drive. because thats funnier than if he could

id still be his passenger princess <3 i refuse to get my license

anyway guys isnt my boyfriend so silly

im so tiredni needto seelp goodnight smooork mimimumumu

its 3am i neednto get up in 5 hours naioiiooooooo

goodbye guys enhjoy my boyfrien mdgrf

[voltrixz]

The character ask thing

But YOU 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 can chose the character

WOAH!!! alright then!!! Tssm Electro it is.. (< What a surprise...)

(READ MORE BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS LONG WTF, the yapper...

-How I feel about this character: Where do I even start. This guy drives me crazy. There is so much wrong with him. He's a loser, he's terrible. Insanely trans coded. He's kinda like me fr fr.... There is so much story potential for him. I need him. I feel normal about him as you can tell.

-All the people I ship romantically with this character: I SURE DO WONDER!!! (It's Shocker). I sure do love taking 2 of my favorite characters who have interacted once or twice and MAKE THE FUCK UP A RAREPAIR!!! with them. Dunno itd be interesting i think. They've got similar powers and all, they worked fairly well in that one interaction... They contrast each other nicely, idk theres just something about these 2... (< guy who has written literal essays about all the ideas he has)

My non-romantic OTP for this character: ELECTRO AND MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best friends of all time (they hate each other /j) Dunno they'd be funny i think. Also their difference in powers would make an interesting team up. Think they'd bond over shared interest in tech and stuff. They probably gossip a SHITTTT ton despite Electro saying he has no interest in it. They're buddies who've got each other's back even if they get on each other's nerves a lot :]

My unpopular opinion about this character: A lot of people. GREATLY MISCHARACTERIZE HIS ASS!!!!!! He is not an uwu soft boy TWINK!!!!!! That is a grown ass man. Sure he's younger then the rest of the 6 BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HE SHOULD CONSTANTLY BE INFANTILZED. Also. (ok this is more of an unpopular opinion type beat, I just needed to rant about that real quick back there) Make that guy meaner, he is def kind of a prick. He would poke fun and tease the other members, he'd argue with some of them (esp Mysterio and Vulture). ALSO he isnt the brightest. But hes also not STUPID!!!!!!! This guy used to be an electrician, he def knows some shit!!!!. ALSO!!!!!! Redemption plot lines are fun for him, but also. I think he should get worse :], make that guy lose himself to the madness!!! make him completely forget who "max" was, make him give in to the villianous side of him that secretly loves the freedom and just funnn of being a villain (ya know his ass has a little fun with these schemes...)

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

So many fuckin things you would not believe. HE HAS SO MUCH FUCKIN STORY POTENTIAL AND AGRHRH. He gets sidelined so fuckin hard. What do you mean the last we see of him is in ravencroft and is just. basically a cameo in that one ep for colonel jupiter or whatever. what the fuck man. ANYWAYYYSSS of course i want to see more of him, like more focus on him. Let me know more of his mental state and how he views the Connors and the people he knew before the accident. I would say let me see him get redeemed and cured but also. LET ME SEE HIM GET WORSE!!!! (as stated previously) grin.

[xzturtles]

2012 best at:

Giving a "best at" to TMNT 2012 bc. I'm bored.

Reminder, that's how I see it.

____

Physical Strength:

Shredder.

Before his mutation he took on Splinter AND LEATHERHEAD by himself.

Causally kicking Leatherhead away.

After his mutation tho....he took on the entire Mighty Mutanimals by himself.

Tho, relays more on strength than combat in the end.

Combat Skills:

Splinter or Leo.

Combat is hard to decide but I would choose either Splinter or Leo.

Splinter knows like...every single weapon and way more tactics than Shredder.

Leo by end of the show also has seen being extremely good within combats, defending Shredder

Teamwork :

Mighty Mutanimals.

Power:

Kavaxas

He's a Demon Dragon.

I don't need to say more.

Yes, Wyrm too but his power actually is usable against him as seen by Casey.

With Kavaxas...not so much.

Speed:

Alopex.

Just..Alopex.

Stamina:

Yes.

No fr. I can't decide.

The Turtles run for 2+ hours straight.

Alopex runs in high speed for a good distance.

Renet runs 300 meter upstairs + climbs 100 meter minus the way to even get there.

Casey is a Hockey Player and needs a good stamina.

Tiger Claw casually fights through all dimensions..and still fights the same day he returns.

So I just let this one open.

Intelligent:

The Fugitoid

He casually created a weapon that causes a Black Hole.

Is this explanation enough?

Teamwork :

Mighty Mutanimals.

They've been seeing fighting & planning closer/better together than the Turtles, having fewer arguments about the plan and solo member don't go randomly on suicide missions (cough Leo & Raph).

Weapon:

Renet

The Scepter is no doubt the strongest weapon.

Controlling the entirety of reality, changing history like you want, manipulate quaton and more...with.

I wanted also include the Triceratons...but Renet could just make a time-loop or travel back or make a time stop.

Bonus: Some most off

Deaths: Splinter, he "died" three times.

Trauma: All of the four brothers, especially Raph where just saw all of his fathers death.

Natural Talents: Mikey..this is actually canon lol.

Burning Kitchens: Leo...sorry this needed to be.

Exploding themself: Donnie...how is he not dead?

Electro-shocks: Donnie..again, how is he not dead?

[dragon-tummy]

What's your opinion on Aether's belly

SEE. ITS SO FUNNY YOU SAY THAT.

this blog was originally gonna be named after him, but i felt like that was a little too on the nose. so i went with the next best thing. my favorite creature.

clawing at the floor.

hes me fr BUT AT THE SAME TIME LIKE. please. let me in. i dont care i will do anything LET ME IN

gripping my chair and rocking back and forth. please. PLEASE.

im genuinely insane over this man. i have been and always will be an aether main, but i could never tell you why i have such a strong fixation on him.

gonna ramble on like a loser because . idk. my man.

he reminds me of banana pudding??? that strong vanilla and banana flavor. in scent and taste. a change in element would alter that, but at his core, thats his flavor.

some ideas for alts: anemo - apples and mint geo - caramel and pecans electro - grapes and raspberries dendro - pears and coconut shavings hydro - blueberries and cream cryo - blue raspberry and lemonade pyro - strawberries and peaches

i spent way too long deciding what each flavor would be. HELP.

my tism. i could probably rant on about more, but im feeling really embarrassed to type this out for absolutely no reason. so im gonna post it and wait til that fades to babble on about him more later HSDJNSKM. ... .

[m1d-45]

you think genshin characters get their vision and then create an outfit to match it? or their vision just so happens to match their color palette?

but like,, what if their chosen signature outfit is blue themed and they're a pyro??? how will everyone know that they're a pyro vision wielder and not a hydro or a cryo????? god forbid its a teal blue and they're mistaken as an anemo and their friends are dead!!!!

- curse anon

on god fr, i have not given this anymore thought than surface level. random bullshit go

i think that the outfits we see aren’t their day to day colors. albedo’s is the closest one off the top of my head to what he typically wears, but most everyone else has… it’s like their more formal outfit?

like baizhu. man doesn’t have the time nor energy nor patience to go through all those charms, but for more formal occasions, such as news of the creator visiting the pharmacy…

ayato and ayaka may be an exception just cause they are both heavily involved in politics, but like. kujou sara? we all know how impractical the genshin outfits are, it’s insane sometimes

if i had to make a sort of ranked, non exhaustive list, then it would look kinda like this:

outfits closest to day to day wear: venti, albedo, xiao but that’s a bit of a stretch, the raiden shogun but idk if that technically counts

outfits are a ‘formal’ attire, but it’s still somewhat feasible that this could be somewhat daily wear: ningguang, kazoo, heizou, diluc, tighnari, a good proportion of the male cast

outfits are clothing reserved for special occasions/events: baizhu, yun jin, beidou, kokomi, noelle, nilou, a good proportion of the female cast (cause GOD knows how mhy feels about practical outfits for their fem characters)

the way i see it, they would want to make a good impression, typically by dressing up in their best! obviously there’s some bias what with hoyoverse and their failure of a believable design team, but we make do with what we have. i ranked them based off my entirely subjective opinion, so obviously this isn’t set in stone or any sort of authority, but hopefully that wasn’t a waste of your time to read.

to address visions… perhaps that ties into the prior chart. bringing back up albedo, our lab-safe king, nothing about him really says ‘geo.’ you could recolor his vision to anything and it would likely fit him fine. his design isn’t centered around visions, its about character and practicality. he’s an alchemist, he wears a uniform, it’s all plain white so he knows when there’s a spill, he wears gloves and tall boots with low heels, i went on a rant about his design before and i’m .2 centimeters away from doing it again.

the archons get free passes on their colors for obvious reasons, and klee is a borderline pyromaniac so she gets one too. jean, lisa, amber, and kaeya (to an extent) all fall in the last category from before, which would translate as.. like a way to signal “hey, this is what i’m good at”? i’m losing the words for it, but a “this is my vision, this is what i offer” sort of deal?

of course, this is biased data since from a game design standpoint, hoyoverse would obviously want it clear that gorou is geo, yelan is hydro, hu tao is pyro, etc etc so it makes sense i can’t explain everything (barbara isn’t all that obviously hydro, yet keqing is clearly electro, and yet their characters would clash on that… but whatever i’m not an artist). however, from a purely sagau standpoint, the best solution i can come up with is sometimes it’s because their formal attire draws attention to their vision (notably lisa, ningguang), and sometimes they just have a sense of style that differs (heizou, beidou probably), or sometimes it’s just for practicality’s sake (razor, albedo), and i have a feeling this is directly proportional to how close their outfits are to day to day wear

[poohwhin]

|| My Ocs From Different Fandoms

tagged by: @fruit-of-infidelity

tagging: no one bc my friends have all already been tagged >:( but if you see this: DO IT 🔫

HI HI HI. I HAVE MILLIONS OF OCS THAT I CARE FOR AND LOVE VERY VERY MUCH, EVEN IF I DONT HAVE DEDICATED BLOGS FOR THEM! (and those that have been forgotten bc i’ve become unhappy with them, bUT THATS NOT THE POINT! ANYWAYS!)

Also this art I’ve found is OLD. eat my ass /lh

Also (x2)! A few of these were made in sort of a story I’d sometimes talk abt with a friend! But since we don’t talk much anymore, I’ve kind reworked my ocs into their own thing. (or made an attempt to without just completely redoing them).

(I won’t ramble too much these it but I want to pls enable me to do so)

I. Virek Sutcliffe (Diabolik Lovers)

Are: 18

Species: Human

Pronouns: He/Him

Desc. AHHHH MY SWEET BABY BOY. Probably my most known oc idk. BUT YEAH. he acts as an alternate protagonist after you complete all the contact in the More, Blood game :D He’s a former experiment, who ended up in Kaminashi completely by chance. It’s the similar case of “wrong place, wrong time”, except with Virek comes a lot more chaos than usual. My entire purpose for him was to incite more animosity between the families, and indirectly cause Karl’s plans to absolutely fail. (which in the end he’s happy about bc he hates that guy).

but yeah. he’s a silent, odd, and downright IRRELEVANT and MISSABLE character, but so much so that he attracts chaos and eeriness and just freaks some of these guys out in the worst way. yeah :) (no art bc im still redesigning him).

II. Rowhin (Diabolik Lovers)

Age: 19

Species: Questionable!

Pronouns: They/Them

Desc. It’s a self insert imma be so honest. Its a s/i for richter bc i am down TREMENDOUSLY and delusional 😞 They act as a servant for them bc they met him at a convenient time. Technically they’re supposed to be helping him advance his plans to reunite with Cordelia. But you know. things don’t go that way and those two silly fucks end up catching a tiny teaspoon of feelings. (In which Richter will never actually admit bc it’s RICHTER. but i’m delusional and greedy so i can do what i want 🙄🤷)

(no art bc i hate my previous designs; drawing myself makes me so picky).

III. Avard (Genshin Impact)

Age: Not specific (between 20 and 30)

Species: Human

Vision: Anemo

Origins: Khaenri’ah (birth), Monstadt (raised)

Desc: Yes ik I said his vision is anemo but in the photo is cryo. there’s a reason for that its bc he’s faking that’s not his. ANYWAYS. Bro’s technically from Khaenri’ah, but remembers absolutely nothing (and probably never will)— So he doesn’t consider it home since he has no connection to it.

Instead he was raised by a father and son in Springvale. But unfortunately after getting in between a father/son quarrel and trying to prevent it from escalating, he obtained a vision ‼️ and ofc nothing goes right and he couldn’t actually gain control over it, so he did de-escalate it. his adoptive father and newfound best friend died 🤷

so he ran away, changed his appearance and his name, and became sort of a scholar?? not really. he just wants to find some kind of answer as to why he feels out of place. he’s one of those characters that’s on the road with traveler a lot, but doesnt actually get involved unless it’s useful for him.

IV. Khalid (Genshin Impact)

Age: Not specific (mid 20s — early 30s)

Origins: Sumeru

Vision: Electro

Pronouns: Hey/They

Desc: Bro’s a ghost. Okay not like. Fr a ghost. But he’s like. NEVER SEEN?? He had one terrible day during early akademiya days and said “guess i’ll die” /j. He’s technically a Haravatat scholar, despite his methods of doing things being more fitted for Rtawahist; he just joined the former bc it had the least amount of students to worry about.

He keeps to himself mostly, rarely every actually being seen at the Akademiya. (he’s there he just. doesn’t wanna be noticed 😭 people do NOT like this man). People also refuse to believe that he’s the author behind all of these genuinely well done and thought out articles bc they think he’s a wacko, whatever. 😭 Bro refuses most of his summons unless he feels like coming, and just spends time stargazing, thats if. Bro’s a nerd 😞

Oh also his vision story is very stupid. Bro electrocuted himself with a toaster one day, said fuck it, and found his vision lying on his doorstep whenever he went outside again.

V. Zone (One Piece)

Age: Late 20s

Species: Human

Affiliation: Marines

Devil Fruit: None

Pronouns: He/They

Desc. Bro’s just a marine idk what to tell you. NAH BUT ‼️ He used to be affiliated w Doflamingo’s crew. But after a friend he made turned him over to the marines as a kid (they didn’t wanna see him grow up to be like Doffy. as they should’ve) Zone was just raised to be a marine.

Which is like cool whatever. Yada yada bro grows up training w them. BUT THEN WHENEVER HE TURNS LIKE?? 23?? BRO GETS DRAFTED INTO THE SAME DIVISION SMOKER IS IN AND LOSES HIS MIND 😭 Bro is aggressively homosexual for captain smoker and that is his ONLY personality trait /j

nah but he’s one of those people who’s super loud, energetic, and obnoxious. but then when he’s fighting or focused he’s eerily quiet. everyone’s like “damn i guess he can be serious.” (they take those words back as soon as work is finished).

VI. Nero (Fandomless)

Age: Unknown, (early to mid 20s physically)

Species: Vampire

Pronouns: They/He

Desc. Previously a DL oc, i made him fandomless just for my own mental health. BUT! Nero is a Vampire & an artist. He specialises in painting and sculpting, and has made some of the most beautiful things the underworld has ever seen. Except none are marketed as his.

He was taken in by a prominent family of artists, who are going through a dilemma when the eldest son just ABSOLUTELY SUCKS. So in exchange for a home, and the ability to do what he likes, he acts as a secret proxy for the eldest. But yada yada things happen and an ‘accident’ ends up taking place, and Nero is taken in by someone else. Bro has to regain his love for the arts again, while also learning to be treated as something MORE than just a set of hands to make things :). (also i hate this design sm i wanna change it).

VII. Rook (Fandomless)

Age: Unknown

Species: Also Unknown

Pronouns: Literally make them up Rook does NOT care

Desc. There’s not much too Rook other than them being a jester who pulls lethal silly pranks by trapping people in playing cards and swapping them around! Nah but to be completely serious, i love playing around w just full fantastical and magical characters, and Rook is one of them. Bro is technically a criminal, but hey they’re a jester you can’t arrest them!!!! it’s just a joke!!!

They wander around to every which place and just have a grand ‘ole time toying with people. But sometimes they will trap you inside of a playing card and use you for a trick! You may die! But it’s fine it’s just a joke!!!—

Oh! And they don’t speak. They only jingle. They got jingly shoes, jingly hat. Yeah. (also idk if that is a mask, or just their face. Make smth up).

IX. Bonnie (Fandomless)

Age: mid 20s

Species: Human

Pronouns: They/Them

Desc: I don’t have a drawn out design for them, but I do have some general thoughts!! They live on a planet who’s population is incredibly advanced. BUT! Their basically a nobleman im a highly futuristic society, that has a general distaste of cyborgs. (Even minor things like bionic limbs). Unfortunately for them, they have a bionic eye (well its more like those things you see in dragon ball. but whatever) 🤷. Oops, big ‘ole issue when you’re the child of a man who has to run an entire planet’s population‼️

VIII. Pyro (Fandomless)

Age: 26-ish (probably older??)

Species: Alien (humanoid, technically. but he is supposed to be a fire guy)

Pronouns: Hey/They (wouldn’t care if any others are used though).

Companion: Kalixo (added him bc i love this little dude and him and Pyro are a PACKAGE DEAL)

Desc: In the same universe as Bonnie ‼️ He’s a fire-oriented alien from a planet of different elemental guys, who each specialise in their own type of art. His specifically being welding/engineering. Unfortunately bro’s planet was DECIMATED when he was a child, BUT DON’T LOSE HOPE— he can just rebuild it 🙄 bc building is what he does 🙄 he’s just a funny, silly, heart on his sleeve guy who adores building.

Like Bonnie, he also has bionic body parts :D specifically mechanical legs! As a kid, he had a condition that made his legs increasingly weaker as he grew, so being the amateur master craftsman he was, he just made himself new ones. AND they’re fire powered because he’s cool 🤷 ( also his human form isnt what he actually looks like. his family specifically just chooses it bc fire is scary to others!)

ALSO! HE HAS A CAT. bro has a cat named Kalixo, who’s just a wandering spirit that likes being a cat form and being lazy and doted on. bro met pyro bc pyro was DUMB and ran into him (kicked him) by accident and cried for hours. Now he follows him around and acts as a voice of reason to keep pyro from being too STUPID.

X. Ezekiel (Fandomless)

Age: Unknown (thousands of years old)

Species: Vampire

Pronouns: He/Him

Desc. A lot of my followers came here from DL, so vampires should be your thing. HOWEVER! EZEKIEL HERE IS A BIG ‘OLE BABY. A vampire who refuses to drink blood from humans, because be doesn’t want to put himself, or anyone else, in that kind of vulnerable position. He also: is a recluse. Seriously, a HERMIT. He holds himself up in an abandoned library that full of spirits and ghosts, and does not LEAVE.

He also doesn’t speak. He passes notes. And if you somehow stumble in he will HIDE FROM YOU and maybe throw paper balls at you until you leave :3

[hematomes]

im delaying anemo bc it's gonna tear me apart fr so. electro

#10 regrettably they are extremely forgettable, 2/10: yae

i hope she makes up for it in skills bc on god these are bland as hell. once again, do better. extra point for being a lesbian (#ally)

#9 it pains me but i have to stay true to myself, 3/10: razor

these gloves are ugly. he's forgiven because god knows for how long he's been wearing them but they're ugly. the color sucks and the thumb is too light. he gets an extra point for the goofy yawn tho. and a kiss on the nose bc he's still my son(in law)

#8 i don't have much to say, 4.5/10: keqing

this made me realize she has a very pretty design tho. i like the colors, it's kinda minimalistic but the gradient makes it cool. good job

#7 i don't remember how her og outfit looks like, 5/10: fischl

i like the rings. it's not much but i like the rings

#6 afraid to rank her there bc of her obsession with the number 5, sorry queen, 5.5/10: sara

girl just can't win. i kinda like it but it looks clunky. i couldn't hold it comfortably yk, and that's what im looking for here. it suits her tho, untouchable deity. good job still

#5 favorite alcoholic, 6/10: beidou

also kinda clunky but less, and the design makes up for it. when she cracks her knuckles im torn between moaning and cringing at the noise. don't crack your knuckles in front of me

#4 couldn't keep her massive titty out of frame, 6.5/10: lisa

it's simple but it works. she's really elegant with her fingers too, so extra point. love her, can't wait to see and get her skin

#3 of course she made it to the top 3 she's that bitch, 8/10: kuki

her hands aren't the best feature of her design but still worthy of an 8. two-toned gloves, not all of her fingers are covered AND nail polish? gave me everything i wanted here. only issue is how small her hands are. i like long hands sorry

#2 the archon herself, godly hands indeed, 9/10: ei/raiden shogun

ik it's the puppet but she has the exact same model so whatever. love the little glove and how gentle she is with the bird. this is also making me realize that the reason we don't have a bird idle with wanderer is either bc yae's kitsune ate it or bc yae and ei forgot abt it. so she gets an angsty point and im gonna go cry

#1 to no one's surprise again, he slayed 10/10: cyno

look at these. the claws. ngh. forget abt his feet LOOK AT HIS HANDS. id happily let him cut me open with these. i don't even know what to say that wouldn't be viciously horny. tighnari is a lucky man

speaking of tighnari since we don't have many dendro characters rn im not ranking them but he'd be #1 no matter who comes after solely bc of the little beans on the inside of his gloves. no one tops that. im literally obsessed with it

[boba-beom]

fr you can take them everywhere without having to buy/carry some heavy ass amp 🫠 aww that is so cute though that the guitar has been with you for that long🥺 i have a classical guitar that's been with me since i was 13 and an electric one that's been with me ever since i was 15 i think?

anyways, i've always thought about attaching one of those devices to my classical guitar so i could turn it into electric-acoustic as well, but i feel like when it comes to electric acoustic guitars, it's always better to buy one and not diy one.

i love how this is something we have in common though🥺

the middle school i went to required us to learn different pieces on the flute and get graded on them. we had a book all about it and that's how i learned hehe. it is indeed a beautiful instrument though and i find it fascinating how you can produce different sounds through it just with your breath. and it's honestly pretty easy to learn and with your musical background, i'm sure you'd pick it up really quick :") ahh, the harp is such a magical instrument. it's so calming and relaxing <3 wooow i'm always highly impressed by people who can play the violin, because it's not easy instrument at all. and self taught piano? respect. are you secretly a music genius too? 👀👀

my best friend actually taught me some piano and i also learned some things on my own, but i haven't played the piano that much ever since he moved across the world :/ nowadays, i mostly use the piano when i'm trying to guess the chords/notes in a song.

it's always nice to hear the perspective of other people on creative work tbh, cause everyone perceives things differently. i think that's my favorite thing about literature - how subjective it is🥺

ah, i see. i didn't know that. and thank you smiles🥺 have you had any time to look at txt's tour? ash blue taehyun has me WEAK to my knees fr wow it looks so good on him!! i think you really manifested that into reality. also the choreography to tinnitus is so good, i just love groovy it is. also the way soobin and taehyun did their parts, whoosh, i'm dizzy. anyway, beomgyu really ate it up, i think tinnitus suits him so much.🥺 and also the choreography for farewell neverland is so beautiful like wow, i have no words?? they all looked so stunning and the vocals were so good.

p.s: black is one of favorite haircolors on soob but i kinda miss blond hair soob, it looked so good on him. also whoever has been styling kai's hair so far needs a raise, because he looks way too good.

I did used to have a classical guitar before my dad gifted me the electro-acoustic one. but yes, I guess you could diy it, it's just a hassle and a little tedious but some electro-acoustics are pricey too, especially now with inflation 😭 but omg you have an electric one!! and how is it? I also love how we have that in common, I feel like I love talkingt o people about guitars and I can go on for a while hehe

I wouldn't say music genius 🤭 I've just always been interested in performing and doing covers. It's funny actually, because I could never do a speech in front of my class but I could perform a set of songs in front of majority of my high school peers, I just find it fun that way

I never actually got graded for piano and I've wanted to take lessons but with the pace of how my life was and is going I feel like I wouldn't have the time atm :< maybe in the future I'll pick it up again. I do have a keyboard in my room and the last song I learnt was billie eilish' my future. omg trying to find chords and notes by ear can be hard, unless you have perfect pitch? 👀 but that's nice that you learn from someone else, it's fun like that.

you're so right, like music, art, writing — they're all subjective and it's up to how people interpret it, I love it :>

omg YES I can't believe you remembered me manifesting periwinkle blue tyun hehe, it really does suit him and I hope his hair colour stays like that throughout the whole tour. I still have hope that I'll see them late this year IF they release europe/uk tour dates. the choreo for tinnitus is SO CATCHY like the vibes and the whole lot is just a masterpiece 🤭 farewell, neverland really is beautiful. something about that gives me contemporary dance and I love that for them, especially hueningkai's solo that he does? they're so graceful I love it. oh and blue spring? I told myself I need to go to their concert so I can hear them sing it and sing it with them. I got emotional the first time I heard it. all the emotion is there and again, another tubatu x moa song <3 they really love us :')

I was really hoping soobin would be a different colour but black, solely because he went from black hair, to blonde and to black hair again :(( I was hoping he'd be a light brown at least but black does suit him a lot. as for kai, his hair styled so far has been beautiful. oh and yeonjun and beomgyu with their long hair? long hair tubatu has a special place in my heart, honestly 💕

how have you been, lovely?

[chrisryanspeaks]

Wet Returns with Emotionally Charged New Single “Double” and Announces European Tour

New York City's electro-pop trio Wet is back with their captivating new single, “Double.” Produced and penned by vocalist Kelly Zutrau alongside longtime collaborator Buddy Ross (known for his work with Frank Ocean, Vampire Weekend, and Miley Cyrus), “Double” marks Wet’s first release since their 2021 album, *Letter Blue*. Zutrau delves into the creation of “Double,” revealing, “In early 2022, I flew out to Portland to work with Buddy for a few weeks. Initially, we didn’t accomplish much—walking around, talking, playing cards, drinking beer, avoiding the studio. I felt uninspired. Then, on our first actual recording day, I found out I was pregnant. It was a shock, unplanned—I had spent the last decade preserving my youth, juggling multiple lives and paths in my mind. Suddenly, all those possibilities narrowed into something concrete and undeniable. Check out “Double” below: “I felt overwhelming grief for these potential lives, now reduced to one. This new life inside me brought me back to reality, and I was terrified. 'Double' began to take shape that week. Buddy made a little bed in the studio for me, though I was only a month pregnant, and it was sweet. Now, when I hear the song, I’m transported back to that pivotal moment, where I was yanked from the fantasy I had been living in. ‘Double’ captures this transition, the merging of the many lives I had imagined into one or two real ones.” Wet is set to perform at Rockaway Hotel in Queens, NY, on August 9th, ahead of a European tour in October. They will grace stages in London, Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin, Copenhagen, Stockholm, and Helsinki, with support from Jam City on select dates. Since their 2014 debut EP via Neon Gold, Wet has carved a niche in the indie-pop scene. Their transition to Columbia Records brought us *Don’t You* (2016), praised by The New Yorker as “a harbinger of a pop future,” and *Still Run* (2018), which Billboard hailed as their “best project yet.” Their 2021 album, *Letter Blue*, released via AWAL, was followed by a notable feature on Fred again..’s *Actual Life 3* and collaborations with Ralphie Choo on “METAVERSE” and Rod Wave on *Nostalgia*. Upcoming Live Dates *= w/ support from Jam City 8/9 - Queens, NY @ The Rockaway Hotel 10/22 - London, UK @ The Garage* 10/25 - Paris, FR @ Trabendo* 10/26 - Amsterdam, NL @ London Calling 10/28 - Berlin, DE @ Hole 44 10/29 - Copenhagen, DK @ VEGA 10/30 - Stockholm, SE @ Slaktkyrkan 10/31 - Helsinki, FI @ Korjaamo Read the full article

[audiofuzz]

Wet Returns with Emotionally Charged New Single “Double” and Announces European Tour

New York City's electro-pop trio Wet is back with their captivating new single, “Double.” Produced and penned by vocalist Kelly Zutrau alongside longtime collaborator Buddy Ross (known for his work with Frank Ocean, Vampire Weekend, and Miley Cyrus), “Double” marks Wet’s first release since their 2021 album, *Letter Blue*. Zutrau delves into the creation of “Double,” revealing, “In early 2022, I flew out to Portland to work with Buddy for a few weeks. Initially, we didn’t accomplish much—walking around, talking, playing cards, drinking beer, avoiding the studio. I felt uninspired. Then, on our first actual recording day, I found out I was pregnant. It was a shock, unplanned—I had spent the last decade preserving my youth, juggling multiple lives and paths in my mind. Suddenly, all those possibilities narrowed into something concrete and undeniable. Check out “Double” below: “I felt overwhelming grief for these potential lives, now reduced to one. This new life inside me brought me back to reality, and I was terrified. 'Double' began to take shape that week. Buddy made a little bed in the studio for me, though I was only a month pregnant, and it was sweet. Now, when I hear the song, I’m transported back to that pivotal moment, where I was yanked from the fantasy I had been living in. ‘Double’ captures this transition, the merging of the many lives I had imagined into one or two real ones.” Wet is set to perform at Rockaway Hotel in Queens, NY, on August 9th, ahead of a European tour in October. They will grace stages in London, Paris, Amsterdam, Berlin, Copenhagen, Stockholm, and Helsinki, with support from Jam City on select dates. Since their 2014 debut EP via Neon Gold, Wet has carved a niche in the indie-pop scene. Their transition to Columbia Records brought us *Don’t You* (2016), praised by The New Yorker as “a harbinger of a pop future,” and *Still Run* (2018), which Billboard hailed as their “best project yet.” Their 2021 album, *Letter Blue*, released via AWAL, was followed by a notable feature on Fred again..’s *Actual Life 3* and collaborations with Ralphie Choo on “METAVERSE” and Rod Wave on *Nostalgia*. Upcoming Live Dates *= w/ support from Jam City 8/9 - Queens, NY @ The Rockaway Hotel 10/22 - London, UK @ The Garage* 10/25 - Paris, FR @ Trabendo* 10/26 - Amsterdam, NL @ London Calling 10/28 - Berlin, DE @ Hole 44 10/29 - Copenhagen, DK @ VEGA 10/30 - Stockholm, SE @ Slaktkyrkan 10/31 - Helsinki, FI @ Korjaamo Read the full article

[h0ney-mochi]

hii! breaker here <3

i just watched the livestream and it was so cute, it felt like a girls night/sleepover idk it gave me that kinda vibes. i love it when sarah is the host, lumine supremacy fr

i’m not sure how to feel about this patch, i’m not that good at tgc and the whole main event is tgc centered so.. :( that one pink girl (charlotte i think??) is so so so cute jshskshsj<3 i’m glad we get to meet her in this patch even tho i miss scara already !! me when scara doesn’t appear in every single event >:( /hj

also. i don’t have any of the limited 5 stars but i don’t think i’m gonna pull cuz i’m f2p and i’m kinda saving for scara’s c4 (he’s c2 rn, when i got him i wasn’t planning on pulling his cons but since i liked him so much i kept wishing on his banner, apparently he liked me too since he just kept coming [hehe coming] and now i want his c4)

kirara does look pretty cute though so maybe if i pull i’ll pull on her banner?? probably yae’s over yoimiya’s cuz i’m really into dendro reactions as of late (since i got nahida and nilou) and electro has more dendro reactions than pyro. also yoimiya has basically the same kit as scara who is my main so i might get bored of her and i don’t want that :((

today’s livestream kinda caught me by surprise cuz i was looking forward to it since the day the main event ended (genshin became kinda boring after that) but then life happened and i ended up at the hospital and then got back home and then i saw the livestream notif and i was like “oh! right! how could i forget :0”

i wrote so much bahajahab sorryy

hope you’re doing okay !!

yours

breaker anon~<3

It's okay !! Don't apologize for writing long :) In return you get a long ass response though so bear with me,,,,

I didn't watch the livestream since uugghh I'm always pretty much somehow busy or just not motivated to watch it all hahah. Although I am thinking of watching the vod or sumn. But oh !! I LOVE when lumine is there <3 Lumine supremacy all the way. I saw someone say that the livestream felt awkward, like they didn't plan it out so idk what to think, yet I'll trust your word on the sleepover vibe :) I can imagine.

I can agree on the tcg though. . . I went on Reddit as usual to see what's up in the livestreams and saw the illustration (?) including tcg stuff and I just sigh. I'm not good at tcg either and I don't really,,, find the time to actually play it 😭 Ig it is sort of fun but it gets pretty boring. But the pink girl? I saw a pic of a girl with pink hair, holding a camera, so I'm guessing that might be her then (it was in Chinese so dhdhd idk, but it was official media).

As for the 5 stars, ooh! That's alright. It sometimes sucks to be f2p, gotta be careful and think everything out. But that's nice!! I'll be praying for you when Scara reruns! You can pull for the other fellas when they have another rerun, of course.

I'm thinking of pulling just to get kirara bc she's so cute WAAAAA but it might suck bc,,, I've seen that one of her best weapons would be key of khaj nisut... and that makes me cry bc that means 3 cute girls will have to share that goddamn weapon GGRRGRGHTHT— but it would be on yae's side. Dendro does have more reactions and if I have to risk pulling a 5 star while going for Kirara, it's gonna be yae. Just because I have Tighnari and yae is very good with him <3 but then there's also kazuha,,, and I love kazuha very much so I can't figure if I should pull for his cons or possibly get a new wanted 5 star + new 4 star.

..BUT ARE YOU ALRIGHT??? You were in the hospital? I won't ask what happened just bc if one doesn't want to talk about that, it's alright, but I do hope you're okay. And sometimes it is easy to forget certain things.. such as a livestream haha.

[ramblesofthequiet]

Fischl just like me fr

Can’t handle negative feedback? Escapes into make believe worlds? Has a complicated relationship with her parents? Best friend is a sentient electro bird?

…Maybe not the last one. But seriously she is so relatable it’s crazy. Also I would like a sentient electro bird to be my best friend

[fyeahcindie]

This chorus is gonna get stuck in your brain!  =D

Sweet tune and light electro in this one from Kalabebe

Producer/Arranger: 江岳霖 Mason Chiang Music/Lyrics: Kalabebe Backing Vocal Arrangement: Kalabebe & 蕭戎雯 Coco Hsiao (fr. 緩緩 Huan Huan) Acoustic Guitar: Ten Yu 尤騰輝 (ex-他者 the other) Vocal Producer: 蕭戎雯 Coco Hsiao

Kalabebe Links:  StreetVoice,  Instagram (best bet),  YouTube,  Spotify.

Ten Yu 尤騰輝 just released his debut ep a few months ago, this track is quite nice:

Composer/Producer/Arranger: Ten YU Recording Engineer: 鄭昭元 Chao Cheng (fr. Robot Swing and 藍色窗簾 Blue Curtain.  He also engineered the Kalabebe track)

Full a/v credits (except for the background female vocals??) and lyrics at YT.  

Ten YU Links: Instagram,  YouTube,  StreetVoice,  Wordpress

Finally, let’s hear a track from 江岳霖 Mason Chiang’s debut album, Repression (Nov., 2021), this is an instrumental, creating a pensive mood with synths and electro:

Mason did the track himself, and 劉彧瑋 weiwei is the actress.  More MV credits at YT.

Mason Chiang Links:  Facebook,  Spotify,  Bandcamp,  YouTube,  StreetVoice.