#bg3 cheese

[beaft]

BG3 is really testing me because my natural inclination in all situations is to be like "well, i think you should do what is best for you :-) <3" and then my companions are inevitably like "i want to kill an angel" "i want to ascend to godhood" "i want to become the most evil vampire in the world" like can we take it down a notch . please

[ebongrove]

[marbobar]

Pov he found out u don’t organize ur spell scrolls

[areyoutheredemons]

I made a meme…

[dekariosclan]

Dust in his eye

So in Gale’s romance, if Tav chooses the dialogue option to end the relationship, part of Gale’s heartbreaking response is this line as he visibly tears up and walks away: “You’ve actually caught me at an inopportune time. Blasted…dust in my eye. Excuse me…”

…which makes it even more heartbreaking, because it’s such an obvious lie. He’s trying to save face because he’s devastated and embarrassed, and that’s the best excuse he can come up with in the moment.

Even though Gale is one of the most emotionally open and honest characters when it comes to his feelings for Tav—sometimes going so far as to be EXCESSIVELY honest—his embarrassment and his sense of decorum make crying in front of Tav a step too far for him, so he hastily makes an excuse and hurries away.

But putting that scene aside (because I truly cannot fathom how anyone’s heart could handle breaking up with Gale), it actually got me thinking about him getting teary from happiness instead, and again, due to his sense of pride/decorum/what-have-you, trying to cover it up by saying he’s got ‘dust in his eye’—no matter how ridiculous that statement is.

And you just know that he’s the type to get teary/choked up when he’s happy. The man is so damn passionate and he loves Tav SO much. Once he and Tav are together in Waterdeep, with the weight of the world lifted from both of their shoulders, you cannot tell me his eyes won’t be wet half the time.

Just picture:

Gale and Tav strolling through Waterdeep for the first time together, arms linked, Gale gazing at Tav’s beloved face. For a moment he’s so overwhelmed he noticeably tears up: “Forgive me, love. Just some dust in my eye.” (…as they walk through the rain, with everything around them soaking wet.)

Gale cooking, giving Tav the dinner date he’d promised. He’s watching from the kitchen as Tav and Tara are talking and getting along swimmingly. Tav looks up with a smile and meets his blurry gaze, and he hastily turns away to dab at his eyes with his apron: “Apologies, I seem to have gotten dust in my eye…” (…as he stands in a kitchen full of steam.)

Tav held fast in Gale’s arms, head resting on the wizard’s chest, fully relaxed, slowly drifting in and out of sleep. Gale’s reverently running his fingers through Tav’s hair, over their face, and along the scars picked up from their many battles. When Tav suddenly wakes, blinking as they try to focus on Gale’s face, he quickly swipes the back of his hand over his eyes: “A moment, love—dust in my eye…” (…as they are both soaking in the bath.)

Gale and Tav clasping hands as the cleric’s speech gets close to the point in the ceremony where they will officially be wed. Gale’s managed to hold it together through his lengthy (and very descriptive) vows, but now he’s got tears not just glistening in his eyes, but actively brimming and spilling over; his lower lip is trembling. Tav smiles, squeezing his hands, leaning in close. “I know it’s just dust in your eye,” Tav whispers lovingly, wanting to spare him any embarrassment. (…and for once, given their location, it IS possible.) But Gale shakes his head. “No,” he murmurs, gazing joyfully at Tav through his completely blurred vision. “Not this time.”

[vodoriga-art]

Quick de-stress painting of my buddy my pal :)

[rascal-rose]

this stupid idea made me pop out of bed this morning so fast cause I wanted to draw it immediately

[a2zillustration]

Croissant's superpower is lying to the entire religious sect of Murder

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[nikomedes]

excuse the dogshit quality screenshot but WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME MINTHARA CAN DUAL WIELD HAND CROSSBOWS!!!!

LETS FUCKING GO

[twyllodrus]

The Temple is all tidied and ready for your worshipful act of mortal combat! The eye sockets of our graven god's icon are all polished up, ready to glow menacingly as you bludgeon your sister to death. I've re-stacked every pile of skulls, and mounted more skeletons on the walls for a cosy touch.

[dark-and-kawaii]

♡ Doodle Kiwi & Haarlep ♡

[thatshortenby]

hello bg3 fandom here is my humble offering

[sledgehammer-to-a-discoball]

I think one of the biggest things Durge and Gortash had in common pre-game was that both of them seem like a type who would eat like they're a Skyrim bitch.

A Wheel of Cheese + fresh bread and at least two bottles of whiskey between them every time they went down to the Iron Throne for the night.

[eff-plays]

"Oh I can probably take a couple of points of disapproval from Astarion, I'm at 85, how bad can this little choice be?"

FIVE POINTS. IT WAS FIVE POINTS. FOR WARNING ISOBEL.

WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, SHITHEAD.

[baejax-the-great]

This is of zero importance, but brains don't have any sensory capabilities in the organ proper. You can poke a brain, and while the owner would feel that its skin and maybe its skull were both broken in order for you to reach the squishy part, the brain itself would feel nothing because there is nothing for brains to be feeling on a day to day basis, so they lack any sensory organs.

Which is to say if there were a tadpole squirming in my brain and not, say, squirming on top of the dura mater, I would feel nothing. Zero awareness of it other than the massive brain damage its squirming would be doing depending on where it decided to squirm.

[yulgurr]

blorblo bleebus :]

she forgor