#big BF and pocket-sized GF

[1mm4d13]

Some of the best art of these two is literally this

[papenathys]

Costumes Squad!!

ok, I have a list of the (tentative) members of the costumes squad, or as I like to call them, the thirsty thursday squad. all characters worth stanning!!

judy poovey (leader; genius, tropical bird voice, red nails, frosted hair, aesthetiqué) 10/10.

richard papen (bisexual wingman, babie, has a lot to learn, prone to tremendous bouts of insecurity, cuts his own hair) 8.5/10, he is doing his best, it's his internalised self hatred brought about by poverty and neglect ok?

francis abernathy (unproblematic hot trophy bf of the above, recovering from toxic friendships) 9/10, some pretty little rich boys get rights

cloke rayburn (king, CHAD cloke vs virgin henry who wins who loses) 7/10 nooo don't be friends with bunny you're so sexy ahaha

jack teitelbaum (has like one mention, but is friends with judy and cloke so is valid in my eyes + working class icon.) 7/10

lars (likes female kickboxers, methinks he gets pegged) 9/10, himbo rights!

jud, not to be confused with judy, "with a cardboard crown from Burger King on his head...(which) was oddly flattering to him....head thrown back and howling with laughter, brandishing a tremendous mug of beer.....like Cuchulain, Brian Boru, some mythic Irish king." bought the farmer's inn post tsh along with his bf frank. BIG DICK. 200/10

sophie dearbold, looks like audrey hepburn, gets along with papenathy, canonically one of the prettiest girls in hampden, judy's REAL gf because judy deserves better than to be pity shipped with an elitist who thinks pretty shittily of her anyway. 10/10, scored both richard AND judy, immense lusty pocket-sized angel energy, pink strawberry femme to judy's dark strawberry goth.

bram guernsey, threw up on bunny's sofa (very valid) and makes crystal meth jokes. Endearing clown. 6/10 don't drink so much, ily king 💖

(thanks to @cherish-bujo for inspo, your mind, your genius, I'm screaming)

[okitera]

Big booty goth gf headcanons?? Hmm

(I’m gonna assume you meant bf, because that’s what the post was )

Give him a goth boyfriend you cowards

Beej grabs ass a lot. He’s grabby to begin with, but give him a big booty goth bf?? He’s got his hand practically in his bf’s back pocket, his hands are there so much.

Bf just gets used to it because it makes him happy

Goth boyfriends paint each other’s nails

imagine bf being real small

I’m not going anywhere specific with this one I just think size differences are adorable especially with boyfriends

please give beej a small boyfriend

back to specifically big booty goth bf: Bj isn’t particularly an ass or chest man (he likes both, any and all of the above) but he really appreciates The Assets

what I’m trying to get at is Beetlejuice eats ass

[bubbleteapup]

Okay question, what would you do if you found your bf/gf not sure which you prefer or if you're in a relationship but what would you do if you found your bf/gf had shrunk or become bigger?

I have a girlfriend and coincidentally she is a size shifter! I don’t mind whichever size she chooses to be or feels, as big as a mountain or as small as a mouse, I love her either way X3c If she’s smol I like to put her in my pocket and carry her around and when’s she’s big I get to hide in her floofy tail and hair! 

[so-very-small]

basically the main mystery skulls animated crew

I LOV YOU FOR ASKING THIS THANK YOU ARTHUR first bc hes my boI1: sexuality headcanon: biromantic asexual2: otp: Arthur/Lewis/Vivi lets be real here theyre THE OT33: brotp: him and Mystery did u see that video 3 preview those head paps made me cry4: notp: GET HIM AWAY FROM SHIROMORI5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he's mute. i kinda hav a fanfic going on about it too lmao6: one way in which I relate to this character: uh. kinda everything. a lot of my headcanons and stuff are based off of me and i just relate to him so deeply. from stuff thats just been shown in canon tho, i can relate to his anxiety7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: nothing rlly tbh8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? CINNAMON ROLL. 9: Bonus g/t headcanon: he'd be a small. like, super tiny but also super clever, because his mechanic skills would be the best at making borrower sized tools and machines.Vivi1: sexuality headcanon: pansexual (and genderblind)2: otp: Vivi/Arthur/Lewis3: brotp: tbh I can see her being the Cool Older Sis type to Lewis's little sisters theyd be so cute4: notp: uhh cant think of any5: first headcanon that pops into my head: her nail polish has bits of silver and iron so she can punch ghosts. also she's disabled and sometimes has to use a cane6: one way in which I relate to this character: Blue Hair (my hairs kinda galaxy tho but still)7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: again nothin rlly she's been pretty badass overal in canon8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? CINNAMON ROLL9: bonus g/t headcanon: if she was a tiny Lewis and Arthur would die from anxiety because Vi never sleeps, never stops, she s always darting around and doing dangerous thingsLewis1: sexuality headcanon: bisexual2: otp: Lewis/Arthur/Vi3: brotp: with the dead beats of course4: notp: get him away from shiromori 5: first headcanon that pops into my head: his abs have abs this boi is RIPPED. 6: one way in which I relate to this character: he's dead, i want 2 die. jk. uhh, probably the anger issues lmao7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: STOP TRYING TO KILL ARTHUR UR GONNA REGRET I T8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? PROBLEMATIC FAVE 9: bonus g/t headcanon: he'd be the gentlest sweetest giant ever. so big. lovs to carry around his smol gf and smol bf in his pockets. Mystery1: sexuality headcanon: he's a dog2: otp: no one hes a dog3: brotp: the whole mystery gang but also I can see him being rlly chill with Vi's mom? they seem like they'd have tea and gossip on the weekends4: notp: everyone HES A DOG5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he likes Earl Grey. also has a shitty sense of smell but refuses to admit it. 6: one way in which I relate to this character: we have secrets. hes a kitsune, im into gt, both secrets so basically the same thing7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: nothin rlly8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? PROBLEMATIC DOGGO FAV9: bonus g/t headcanon: if he was Big he'd probably carry around the gang by the collars of their shirts like momma doggos do with puppies. adorable.