#bitchell

[adrian-sheppy]

BITCHELL SWEEP

BITCHELL SWEEP

[jutryst]

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1. Do you prefer writing one-shots or multi-chaptered fics?

For now one-shots, but I do like to keep my option open to turn them into multi-chapter if possible. I just don't have the time for a longer series atm😅

7. How do you choose which POV to write from?

I prefer writing in third person because it just feels easier to me? I rarely dabbled in first person POV and personally I find it kinda difficult because I start messing it up halfway through lol

11. Link your three favorite fics right now

Ohhhh gosh okay damn I need to think about this. I feel like any way I answer this is gonna reveal so freakn much about me as a person lmao so I'll just link 3 I reread quite a few times, for different reasons lol. Do read at your own discretion though!😅

Truth and measure

https://archiveofourown.org/works/779826/chapters/1468543?view_adult=true

Journey of a lifetime

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33724936/chapters/83823604

How legends are born

https://archiveofourown.org/works/34373074/chapters/85535422

[jutryst]

I need someone to look at me the way they look at each other🥺

Pitch Perfect 3: Bechloe + looks

[epicallyepicepilogue]

[rawenky]

the only thing keeping me sane during my statistics exam was having this silly little mitchell bitchell in the corner of my paper

[bumpscosity]

not karl jobst doing shit he'd criticize others for if y they did it

[wmnylander]

do you have any leafs blog recs? I've recently gotten into them & found your blog (& you're awesome!!) but there are SO many leafs blogs I'm bit overwhelmed haha

omg how exciting ! welcome to painville. i definitely do have some blog recs ! & thank you, i love you 🥹

i went through my following & picked out my little circle of favourite people that i follow for leafs content (mainly) with a side of other/general hockey stuff ! (in alphabetical order because putting someone first/last felt mean wahhh) ♡

@19960525 @anaphylactic-dread @austomatthws @austronauts @bitchell-marner @cujoforever @domi-max @donttelltheelff @ferperss @fouraloe @girljeremystrong @grittysleftnut @handandglove @handwrittenheroes @hischiersdraisaitl @hockeyburner @hughesquinn @icedhockey @j-ustkeepgliding @kneelander @kniesout @kucherovv @kuntyyamamoto @lostandmost @lukevangelista @malewag @marnerism @mattyhatty @mattynmarns @mitchmrner @mitchyohara @muppetjohntavares @mxaether @pokedcheck @prosciuttowilly @significant-narratives @ssaltfics @stronggroovyman @tacoskittles @tangerwolls @tiger-balm @torontoicehounds @veryknies @wqller

[jutryst]

....should we be worried?? o.O

Listen y'all, writing this vampire piece for Spookfest got me DEEP in my psychological and philosophical feels. I'm sitting here, not even writing, just thinking about the story and tearing up.

[were--ralph]

Do you think that when Mitchell the bitchell dies two weeks from today, that you're going to get an uncomfortable email from men in black suits?

honestly i was thinking about that and now im kind of hoping it doesn't happen LMAO

[atotalpitch]

i strongly believe beca's social media handle would be bitchell

[rawenky]

mitchell bitchell glitchell williams doesn’t deserve to be shipped with anyone the only thing he deserves is annoying siblings by the dozen and he just keeps collecting them. found family is written in his DNA

[jutryst]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this feels like something beca would say to chloe bc ofc she has an android with shitty signal when she needs to send a text to her gf wife friend

[jutryst]

....I hate how you worded this but you're not wrong

crazy how like a pretty big (i guess??) plot point of experimentation (the bechloe fic) took place because chloe mf pavloved herself.

[litreally]

bitchell out?

[voids-roleplay-askblog]

Context Information Station!

Spoiler Alert: If you'd wish to find this stuff out on your own via asks, you still can! Just don't read this post then. I'll start out with basic details.. I might make a more specific details post if you want but hope this'll work for now.

Disclaimer that almost none of this is canon lmao! It's SUPER headcanon-y stuff

I started this post all the way back in August, I just couldn't think of words for everyone's personalities so please forgive me that Nick & Mitchell's are blank ówò;;

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~ Current Characters ~ (Picrew by Olibuki)

Name: Adrian Shephard

He/They (Non-Binary)

Source: Half-Life Opposing Force (Bonus: Return to Ravenholm)

Nicknames: Dray, Shepherd, Hardy

Occupation: Former U.S Marine and HECU Special Force Unit (Corporal)

Age: 22 (SHOULD be 42, but was trapped in the void)

Hair: Curly, Pale Blonde

Eye Color: Yellow/green

Other Attributes: His skin is rough and covered in freckles, a large chunk of the right side of his body is severely burned, most notably on his right arm and right side of his face, of which there is part of his lip missing you can see his teeth through. His right eye is also nearly closed and visibly damaged. He is also very short.. but makes up for it by being wide (broad shoulders)

Friends: Otis Laurey(Deceased), Father Grigori(Deceased), Colette Green, Gina Cross, Alyx Vance

Personality: Usually quite energetic but along with this he is also very jumpy and will react startled to the slightest movements and sounds, including ones in his head(hallucinations). While much more social compared to his siblings, he quite often struggles to communicate or connect with others, along with being very self-conscious of his face due to the severe scaring and hole in his lip(it is practically still fresh since well.. stuck in the void with no time), for this he continues to wear his gas mask whenever he's out (not really realizing the gas mask is definitely way scarier). He's quite friendly for a scary looking former-marine and has a fascination with alien creatures (he even has pet ones!). He's prone to panic attacks thanks to the lasting trauma left by Black Mesa, and his schizophrenia, he often seems paranoid or on-edge, checking around his shoulders as if something's watching him. Some days he can barely make himself speak and use ASL instead because he still struggles to process everything that has happened (G-Man appearing, Black Mesa Incident, 20 years in a void, Ravenholm, etc.).

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Name: Mitchell Shephard

He/Him

Source: Hunt Down the Freeman (>:3c)

Nicknames: Mitch, Bitchell

Occupation: Former U.S Marine and HECU Special Force Unit (Sergeant), current Captain of the Avalon Vale (the ship)

Age: 48

Hair: Slightly wavy, dark brown with gray strands

Eye color: Ice blue and yellow/green sectoral heterochromia

Other Attributes: He has very rough skin and freckled, he's covered in old scars but most notably are 4 groups of much rougher, deeper scars seemingly with removed poorly done stitches on his face: left side- chin, right side- cheek, left side- eye, left side- forehead(not visible on picrew). He wears an eye-patch over his left eye beccause underneath, his eye is MISSING and it's not stitched closed, it's just an open empty socket.

Partners: Adam(Ex & Deceased), Nick("It's Complicated" currently)

Personality: (TBA, I wanna get this post out already)

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Name: Alice Shephard

She/They (Non-Binary)

Source: ME, I made her. She does have a fic tho

Nicknames: Aly, Lisa, 41

Occupation: Former Combine Civil Protection Unit and Guard at Nova Prospekt (Unit #: 4130)

Age: 34

Hair: Straight, dirty-blonde

Eye Color: Deep blue

Other Attributes: notable rough scar on her left cheek, thinner, longer scar on the right side of her nose-ridge. (Not seen in Picrew) she's more unkempt, tangled & matted hair

"Friends": Adam(Deceased), Sasha(Deceased), Nick

Personality: Alice is very loyal to her job and the Combine, she does not like people who complain and definitely doesn't like people who rebel. She's extremely anti-social, she will almost only talk to people if it's for work purposes, she's known by her co-workers for being very strict when she's in charge and will not hesitate to punish anyone who doesn't follow orders. She acts very cold, nearly emotionless or robotic if she didn't have a short-temper.

But when she can hold in her rage, she takes it out during work against pesky rebels and unruly citizens where she's extremely violent and will kill them whether they deserve it or not (unless instructed by her superiors not to).

She suffers from self-esteem and abandonment issues caused by her family.

Before the resonance cascade, she loved art like drawing, painting, and writing, she was a major bookworm, she could play the piano but she always wanted to be something strong like her brothers were and hated her parents degraded them whenever they were talked about and tried to discourage her from admiring them.

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~ Bonus Characters ~

Name: Nick

Any Pronouns

Source: Hunt Down the Freeman

Nicknames: ... well technically his name is Nicholas and his nickname is Nick

Occupation: Former unit of the Albuquerque National Guard, currently some kind of second-in-command on the Avalon Vale

Age: mid-to-late 40's

Hair: bald. (Short, straight, black/dark brown)

Eye Color: Amber

Other Attributes: Not much notable besides that he's Asian and has a British accent. He wears a rosary.. OH YEAH, he looks more gaunt than the others, 2 decades of high stress will do that to you

Partners: Adam(Deceased), Mitchell("It's Complicated" currently)

Friends: Brad(Deceased), Larry(Deceased), Colonel Cue(Deceased)

Personality: Tired. He's typically quite calm and polite, (rest is TBA, I wanna get this post out already)

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Name: Adam

He/They (Demiguy)

Source: Hunt Down the Freeman

Deceased

Occupation: Former Black Ops sniper, also formerly second-in-command on the Avalon Vale, also got to be Captain for like an hour before dying lol

Age: mid-to-late 40's

Hair: wavy, black

Eye color: blue

Other Attributes:

Partners: Mitchell(Ex), Nick

Personality: Besides being a whore, he's a two-faced bastard. He'll pretty much switch personalities to get his way

he's the kind of person who acts extremely sweet and caring when a certain person is around but as soon as they're gone, he's doing the BIGGEST eye roll of all time because they were so annoying to him in actuality. He's also the type of person who shit-talks people behind their backs.

He's not very social towards people he doesn't know

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[realrogerhours]

if silly bitchell can get away with calling himself video game player of the century, i can crown myself the all time greatest canadian artist in all mediums

Addendum; text changed to prevent against potential legal problems.