#bitchmaker

[ironskyfinder]

The typical weight of the female human brain is, on average, around 2.64lbs.

The typical weight of a single 38C/36D sized breast is, on average, around 1.5lbs.

If that’s you, or if you have even bigger tits - congratulations! You literally have more boobs than brains.

[madmanwonder]

[MK Intro Prompt] Bleiss Vs Ruby

Ruby: *Unsheathed Crescent Rose* Yang said I shouldn’t be talking to you?

Bleiss: *Unsheathed Obsidian Tear aka Bitchmaker* Why do Udders tell you not to talk to me?

Ruby: *Get into fighting stance* Yang said you are a bad influence on me.

[taiglife]

I feel like taking a bitchmaker from Shibata would fix all my sinus issues

[okpow]

Is Shibata vs. Okada from NJPW Sakura Genesis 2017 LITERALLY THE GREATEST PRO WRESTLING MATCH EVER???~~~

(above: SHIBATA-SAN DIES FOR OUR SINS)

So here’s the thing.... and hear me out, fam.....

Is it possible that somehow, just somehow.... 

Shibata vs. Okada for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship is the greatest pro wrestling match ever BUT Okada vs. Omega as a four-part trilogy (??) is the best, uh, wrestling trilogy of all time.

And they are like two separate things. Two separate but equally-amazing things. Maybe?

Thank you 2017.

Thank you Okada.

Thank you Shibata.

The Match

The deal here is basically that THE BADDEST BOY IN ALL THE LAND (not his actual nickname) Katzusori Shibata is all like “I want the HEABBY-Q Title” and god-tier champ Okada is all “okay, let’s have a match for it to see who’s the best” in response or something along those lines. And now they are gonna slap the shit out of each other BUT IN A MANLY WAY.

Shibata is rocking some Steve Austin style black tights with a little Japanese flag on the front because he’s patriotic AND classy AND understated. 

Crowd: Shi-ba-ta! Shi-ba-ta!

Feeling out process to start and they go to the mat where Shibata proves superior. Duh. Shibata teases some chokes and reaches full mount on Okada. Okada makes the ropes so Shibata does OKADA’S PATTENDED COCKY CHEST PAT TAUNT to Okada on the mat. Back to their feet and Shibata goes to the mat on the back like “hey we should wrestle more”. Okada stupidly obliges and they end up on the mat with Shibata teasing a rear-naked choke. They move to an armbar and Okada again makes the ropes in desperation.

Crowd LOVES Shibata here.

More mat stuff with Okada, determined to hang with the challenger, working a toe hold. Shibata does Matrix shit and escapes into a side headlock. 

More back and forth and they end up in the corner. Okada feigns a clean break EXCEPT NOT BECAUSE THEN HE STARTS PUNCHING SHIBATA IN THE FACE. Like a dirty heel. Shibata gets pissed and hits a running boot. Punches in the corner. Shibata beats the living shit out of Okada with forearms. Snapmare puts Okada on the mat and Shibata starts kicking the shit out of him in classic Shibata fashion. 

Epic figure four but Okada makes the ropes. Back and forth leads to Okada hitting a dropkick that sends Shibata to the floor. On the floor and Okada boots Shibata over the guard rail into the crowd. Shibata gets planted with a guardrail-assisted DDT on the floor. Shibata gets back in the ring at Count 16. 

Okada with some neck stuff and Shibata makes the ropes. Okada tries to throw forearms with Shibata in the middle of the ring but almost gets killed by a Shibata forearm in retaliation. Shibata is PISSED and hits a corner drop kick to take the momentum from Kazu.

They brawl back to the floor and Shibata repeats the previous corner drop kick spot BUT ON THE FLOOR. Love it. 

Back in the ring and Shibata works an abdominal stretch. Shibata casually kicks the shit out of the champ until Okada hits a big boot in retaliation. Followed by the usual DDT kip-up-into-back-elbow for two.

Okada goes for the top rope Randy Savage elbow but Shibata moves. Sequence ends with Shibata walking into a Flapjack for two. Okada finally hits the top rope elbow and lets the crowd know IT’S RAINMAKER TIME. Shibata hits a quick STO, however, and both men are down.

Slugfest, with Shibata standing his ground against the champ. Monster slugfest ends with Okada hitting the reverse neckbreaker. Okada with a top rope dropkick to the seated Shibata for 2 but Shibata counters with a wrist lock.

STIFF kicks from Shibata and the disrespect for the champ continues in dramatic fashion. Okada says “fuck you” and both guys go into a “you slap me I slap you” sequence. Amazing. This match doesn’t have quite the “work rate” of Okada vs Omega but my god what a hoss fight we are seeing here.

More back and forth manliness and Shibata hits a drop kick off the ropes. If you’re a fan of guys kicking the shit out of each other, this is the match for you.

Shibata goes for a PK but Okada counters with THE DROPKICK and both men are down. Crowd starts to buzz as we enter the “oh shit this is turning epic” part of the match.

Both men to their feet and Shibata shrugs off some Okada kicky-stuff and counters with a HEAD DROP GERMAN SUPLEX but OKADA ROLLS THROUGH. MORE BACK AND FORTH AND OKADA HITS A GERMAN OF HIS OWN and maintains the waistlock. Good lord that escalated quickly. 

Okada attempts the murder-death-kill Rainmaker finisher but Shibata KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS ARM AND THEN NO-SELLS THE RAINMAKER OH MY GOD. 

And then.... in a decade defining sequence.... Shibata busts out.... THE HEADBUTT OF ACTUAL CAREER-ENDING-NESS and STARTS BLEEDING FROM HIS OWN HEAD BECAUSE IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMN IT. Holy fuck the thud from their skulls cracking makes me cringe but I cannot turn away. How Shibata was ok to finish the match after that is beyond me.

Octopus hold by Shibata, who is still bleeding from his head. Jesus. Okada tries to make the ropes but Shibata pulls him down to the mat instead. 

Okada finally makes the ropes so Shibata kicks the shit out of him again. Shibata with the sleeper hold, which he turns into (the best move in all of wrestling) THE SLEEPER SUPLEX. 

Shibata then busts out his own Rainmaker style bit of offense but instead of a clothesline he BITCH SLAPS OKADA ON THE CHEST. The BitchMaker? Shibata maintains wrist control and kicks the shit out of Okada with some of the most violent kicks you’ll ever see. Love it. Okada, however, counters with a clothesline and suddenly he has the wrist control advantage.

They fight over that for a minute with Okada getting the advantage. Shibata is on dream street as Okada finally connects with the Rainmaker for the 1-2-3 to retain his Heaby-Q title.

The Verdict: An absolute war and NO FLIPPY SHIT. NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FLIPPY SHIT. This is possibly the match of the decade and an absolute must-watch for any wrestling fan. Sadly, Shibata has been retired ever since his whole “watch me make my own head bleed” stunt. Which really sucks because he’s maybe my favorite pro wrestler going.

The Rating: ****** Six out of Five Stars.

[atomicwrongs]

wishmaker more like bitchmaker

[ironskyfinder]

Pink Mindset II

Why don’t we keep adding more pink to how you think?

Changing your brain can seem overwhelming at first, but the more you let the pink do it for you, the easier it gets!

It starts with words like edge, rub, and hump - those words start to jump out at you naturally after you’ve spent enough time scrolling, don’t they? You know exactly what seeing those words does to you - you don’t even need to read them, really, not when they’re pink. 

Every time you see someone talking about edging until they couldn’t think, your cunt starts to drip; every time you see someone talk about how addicted they are to rubbing and grinding, it makes you even more horny; every time you see someone desperately humping away, it makes your clit feel even more needy.

See how easy that was? When pink is how you think, you only have to read your girl words - the rest barely matters! 

Keep it up! You’ll know you’re being a good girl when your eyes start to skip everything that isn’t pink, when your attention goes from the ache of your own desperate holes to daydreaming about being held down and used like a cocksleeve in the blink of an eye. You can go from giggling and looking at pretty outfits to being a distracted and drippy mess because a man walked by; of course, you start thinking about how you’d worship his cock, how he’d fuck your throat, how you’d thank him by eating his ass. Before you know it, you’re edging again, only stopping to deny yourself - after all, good girls need permission -  and then it’s back to trying to shop. 

Of course, shopping for cute clothes that show your body off will keep you thinking about how you can be eye candy, and that’s of course going to lead to you fantasizing more. It’s okay, in fact it’s only natural!

Remember - little changes make a big difference in becoming a good girl.

[hentaivideomovie]

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