#bitchshutthefuckup

[thefroggylover]

Nah that's not it - as much as my oc is cool and all Aaron Warner 🔛🔝

[lost-souls-system]

In a family gathering....

My cousin: Do you have a girlfriend?

Me: *chokes on my drink*

My brother: *recording this moment for blackmailing*

My dad: *goes into the kitchen to help my mother*

Me, sweating buckets: Why are you asking?

My cousin: because kuya* told me

Me: *glaring at my brother* *whispers* Iwillfuckingsnapyourneckinhalf-

My cousin: You still didn't ask my question, and don't lie.

Me: No, I do not have a girlfriend.

My brother: She has! I have proof!

Me: *whispers* Bitchshutthefuckup!

Me, who was done for when he sees the conversations and posts that I did: N-no, he's bluffing!

My brother, waving my phone: I have here~

Me: *pulls out back up phone* I will call papa if you do it and I will tell him what you told me when we were fighting.

My brother: I will show it to him after that shit that pulled. [This is a story for a later post ;)]

Me: I will put fucking salsa in your soup and will overload your fucking stake with pepper and jalapenos.

My brother, knowing that I don't joke when it comes to food: Fine

Me, who read his messages with his friend that is a girl: Good boy.

My brother: You fucking bit-

My mom, yelling from the kitchen: LANGUAGE!

My brother: *rolls his eyes* Sorry, mama!

My brother, turns to me: *glares* I will fucking ki-

My mom: I SAID WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

My brother: Sorry, mother!

My brother: I swear I will choke you, you fucking who-

My mom, who is getting pissed at my brother's language: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR MOUTH?! NO SWEARING! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! GIVE ME YOUR PHONE!

My brother: *whispers* fuck you!

Me:

* = kuya is the filipino term for brother

[savvygonalez-blog]

This is my stfu face ☕

[w2s3q5z7a9-blog]

#ohmygod #bitchshutthefuckup #nofilter #lmao 💗💗💗💗😱😉😂😂😂#bgc16

[jadeivy]

When

You're in the break room And a Latina girl Starts talking about the "dumb protesters" and how firing McCarthy won't solve anything.... "Why didn't they protest the hood" "We interrupted her Black Friday shopping" And you have to walk out before you lose your job.. And your shit But before you do You tell her to shut the fuck up And fuck you to the coon ass nigga that was in there ignorant as fuck listening to this stupid bitch ..... Sigh

[intoamillionlittlepieces]

People need to realise... #positive #quote #stfu #bitchshutthefuckup #bequiet #inspiration #gohome #rulesoflife #moto #getit #type #over #typography #text #livebyit

[indioprather]

Work is no fun today... doubly so with a negative personality i have to be around.

I fucking hate negative people, especially when i'm trying to be more positive myself and look on the bright side... telling me i'm wasting my money on equipment and that what i do is fucking pointless. I had to take lunch early because I was about to snap on this motherfucker always fucking judging me and telling me what i do is never going to amount to anything.