#blame my uterus

[joelscruff]

quickie (boyfriend's dad!joel x reader) 18+

i wrote this so quickly, it's short and weird but i had a sudden rush of inspo and needed to write it. forgive me.

summary: joel is your boyfriend's dad and you're fucking him in secret. that's it. reader is of legal age. rating: 18+ explicit (minors, do not interact) warnings: daddy!kink, dirty talk, riding, unprotected p in v sex, creampie word count: 922

joel's office is upstairs but you still worry that he'll hear you, even with the door locked and your face buried in his shoulder. he holds you close and rubs your back, coaxes sounds out of you that you've never made before and lets you take what you need.

"daddy," you whisper, breath hot in his ear as you bounce relentlessly on his cock, loving the way his big hands hold your hips firmly in his grasp, guiding you but never forcing you, "daddy, daddy, daddy," each thrust is like nothing you've ever felt before, every single time. no matter how long this has been going on.

"that's right, babygirl," he breathes in your ear, voice low and husky, "there you go, take it, just take it."

your hands grasp his shirt tightly, buttons pulling apart inch by inch, tearing at the seams. he doesn't care. he never has.

"gimme your come," you whimper, ass slapping against his thighs as you shove yourself down on him over and over, feeling the head of his cock prod the deepest parts of you, filling you the way his son has never truly been able to, "please, daddy, need it so bad."

a knock at the door then, loud and abrasive. "anyone in there?" you hear a muffled voice from the opposite side of the wall; your boyfriend, waiting outside, looking for you.

"fuck's sake," joel groans, eyes rolling back as he starts to help you move, pounding into you steadily; this always happens, there's never enough time, it's always a rush.

"tell him... to fuck... off..." you whisper, breath hitching at every thrust.

"you know i can't do that, babygirl," he cradles the back of your head, pulls you in closer, "gonna give it to you now, hard and fast, hold on to me," you do as you're told, gripping his shirt tight in your fingers and shutting your eyes tight as he fucks you as deep as he can, cock pistoning inside you at a relentless pace.

another loud knock, a muffled noise from the other side.

"daddy," you moan softly, burying your face further into his shoulder, feeling the heat of his neck against your forehead, "daddy, please."

you're both painfully aware of the short amount of time you have left, knowing his son - your boyfriend - won't wait around forever. the last thing either of you need is for him to start getting suspicious, start wondering where it is exactly you go on thursday evenings during his stupid gaming tournaments.

it only takes a few more steady thrusts, a few more heavy bounces on his cock before you're keening against his skin, letting your orgasm ride as his cock stills inside of you, the thick warmth of his come filling you up, spurting deep and steady.

"daddy," you whimper, body going lax and loose in his arms.

joel groans in your ear, still coming inside you and holding you still. you feel your body shake, loving the way he empties himself completely, always making sure you don't miss a single drop.

"dad?" you can suddenly make out the sound of your boyfriend's voice on the other side of the wall, "where the fuck are you?"

"can he fuck off?" you hiss, voice breaking as you pull back in joel's embrace. he leans forward to press a tender kiss to the tip of your nose, relishes in the way you sigh contentedly, pussy still throbbing tightly around his length.

"i'm sorry, babygirl," he carefully pulls you off his cock, seats you on the couch beside him, "put your panties on, keep all that come inside."

you nod ferociously, wanting him to see how good you are for him, how you actually listen to him and do as he tells you, something you'd never do for the stupid boy standing in the hallway. you grab your panties from the floor and slip them back on, feeling warm dribbles of his come begin to pool inside the material.

"and shorts," he says, meanwhile tucking his softening dick back inside his pants and doing up his belt, "then go hide in the bathroom 'til i say."

"okay," you finish pulling up your shorts and reach over to kiss the side of his face, flushed and warm, "don't forget about me."

he takes your chin between two fingers and kisses your nose again, giving you a reassuring smile, "never, babygirl."

you rush into the bathroom, shut the door behind you and lock it. you listen with bated breath as joel opens the door to his office, hear your boyfriend ask where you went, if he's seen you.

"maybe she went home," joel suggests, "i mean, it's not like you pay her much attention anyway."

"so you haven't seen her?"

"no, son, couldn't tell you where she is."

your boyfriend groans, so loud it makes you smile. good, you think, make him think i went home, give us some more time.

"i'm headin' out," your boyfriend says obstinately, "if she shows up, call me."

"will do."

the door shuts and you wait until joel knocks on the bathroom door for you to come out. you instantly wrap your arms around him, press kisses to his cheek and neck, already wanting more.

"i'm sorry he's so mean to you, baby," he murmurs in your ear, reaches down and squeezes your ass through your shorts.

"i don't care," you whimper, cupping his cock through his pants, feeling it already start to harden again under your fingertips, "just want you, daddy."

[macfrog]

hello, beautiful people 🩵

i just wanted to drop by and thank you all so, so much for the response to part iv of scom. i am so overwhelmed (in the best sense of the word) by your reaction to it. i truly have not stopped crying since i hit post.

this story would not have been half as fun to tell had it not been for your energy for it. i have adored exploring this world with y'all - hearing your thoughts, screaming with you, laughing and weeping and then laughing again. we've had a lot of fun, haven't we?

my inbox has been flooded with so much love that i can't read through them without getting emotional again lol - but i will get around to all of your lovely messages! i feel so lucky to have you all here, you sweet bunch of aunties (gn).

also - i am so sorry if i didn't get around to your baby shower ask. it had quite the attendance, and i love you all infinitely for it. i hope you enjoyed it as much as i did.

y'all rode so hard for little duckie, and i had the time of my life sharing her with you. thank you thank you thank you.

ok gtg i'm crying again, so! love you all so much x

[cheapcheapfaker]

in case you were wondering why I’ve been a bit absent minded and sick lately. btw. it’s this guy.

[chapinii]

claiming my "I was here for the qsmp purgatory" ticket now 🎟

[cellsshapedlikestars]

I was making so much progress on the next chapter like I only have the ending scene left and then my period came out of NOWHERE (it didn't) and now my entire body has given up on me and I need to lay down

[mochike]

i was drawing a very sexy link last night but bc my period cramps were so bad i forgot to save it before closing csp and now i'm cursing my reproductive system out

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

im not doing anything :((( i just think it’d be fun to think about gyu fucking you from behind while one of his hands presses your face into a pillow to muffle all of your loud moans. says “you need to shut the fuck up before the guys find out how much of a needy slut you are” :)

love uuuu <3 #sarj

...What is wrong with you? I've done nothing to you. I'll remember this Sar.

But also I just need to get this out of my system.

God, he'd be so mean and condescending about it. "So desperate to cum on my cock that you'd let me fuck you when everyone's home huh?" He'd whisper into your ear, your scalp stinging slightly with how harshly he's fisting your hair and shoving your face into one of his pillows.

Obviously you can't respond partly because he's muffling your noises and partly because you're too far gone. Mind completely blank aside from him and how deeply he fucks you. Overwhelmed tears streaking down your heated face and, he'd just laugh breathlessly, "Can't think about anything but, my dick? That's my good cockslut."

[nerdieforpedro]

So maybe…🫡 I’ll have a short Dieter fluff fic up tonight between 9:30pm and 10pm. 👀 I blame my period and @mysterious-moonstruck-musings because she enables my feral sciences when I’m trying to talk actual science. 🧫 🤣

I’m also experimenting with moodboards so we’ll see how these turn out. 😎

Don’t worry @angelofsmalldeath-codeine I’m still going to have a new chapter of “Weddings 101 with Dieter” this week. Looking more like Thursday or Friday. 😘

[theirloveisgross]

i just saw this photo

and teared up. idk. was it his eyes? his hand? his armpit? his face? his top? idk idk.

kept scrolling and saw this one

and well, now i'm crying, because it's louis and i miss him. i miss tour. i miss it all.

[good-girlxo]

Don’t mind me just burnt out after being back in work for 1.5 days

[guangchuans]

need him in a push-up bra

[levinbolts]

just thinking about how valen and astarion are each other's firsts when it comes to giving and receiving genuine love and affection and how halsin just sits there enjoying watching them love each other and offers support and guidance and affection when they need it and the other can't provide and how halsin is so open and vulnerable with valen and doesn't even necessarily want validation or reassurance or advice but just wants to know that valen wants him there and enjoys his company and cares about him and about how halsin gives both valen and astarion the security and stability they've never had and how astarion is both wholly and completely blunt and honest with valen but also earnest and caring when he knows valen really needs him to be and how he bares his whole soul to valen hoping that valen will understand and not judge him and yet still gets so genuinely surprised when he doesn't and is actually very invested in him and his hardships and genuinely wants to help him overcome them and how valen truly needs both astarion and halsin but in such fundamentally different ways and how happy they are to have them both and

[mavy1]

Been having the worst pms of my life for like the past three days but it took crying at the big bang theory finale for me to figure out what was going on

[lonesomedotmp3]

INSANELY productive day today even despite my afflictions (watched two episodes of once upon a time, an episode of legends of tomorrow, 3 movies and an episode of columbo while my reading sat in a corner on my desk)

[chussyracing]

See I kind of understand what those people are saying. Seb was very close to Michael and especially being in Ferrari it would have meant the world to him (and maybe even Michael's family) if he got to drive one of those iconic cars. It was actually a missed opportunity for Ferrari to make easy money and get a lot of people's goodwill.

But also, no reason to hate on Charles for it or even bring him up in the conversation. He didn't influence any of this and it must also be a dream for him to drive Michael's cars. Just because he got something while another driver didn't doesn't mean he should be dragged for it and imo these types of people are just looking for a reason to justify their hate for Charles. It's okay not to like him but don't pretend like you don't have an agenda against him.

perhaps it was a missed opportunity like u said but i just think it's not that big of a deal and doesn't have a deeper meaning in it like some people made it to be

[urhoneycombwitch]

Ur literally the funniest person I’ve never met, don’t you DARE listen to that uterine-induced bad brain talk 🫵🏻

🥺

thank u my Angel. my phone always wants to capitalize that pet name. I’ll allow it because it fits the Sarah/rebelfell theme 😇🪽👼☁️