#blarefordaglare

[luna-loveboop]

Wind is not ok

Idk how to pinpoint it. It's something about how since Dawn part four, almost 45 percent of the sentences he's said have ended in questions marks or been directly theorising. How the Link who figured out the most about the timeline with ease hasn't spoken much outside of theorising about the monsters, the postman, the shadow. How he whipped his blade out the fastest and went for the fairy.

It's something to do with how the most expressive Link had tears standing in his eyes when Twilight was ill but never once let them fall. It's something to do with how the most energetic hasn't been the center of attention but has been on the sidelines for quite a few updates. How he told Hyrule it's about being ready for the variety and has seemingly been ready ever since.

It's something with how for the past ten updates (we're at entrance pt 3 now), he has only smiled on ten out of ninety pages. How an extremely reliable Kid appears the most ready outside of Sky to rip the shadows throat out, after being pushed by him in battle like he was nothing. How angry he looks when talking about the shadow.

It's something about how he yelled in Legend's face that they had to help, questioning if Twilight was corrupted or possessed. Something about how this kid sincerely asked his brother if he was feeling evil and hasn't stop asking questions since.

[luna-loveboop]

those little lines

the cats they lay

upon the floor

through the day

should you listen

to their hums

the smolls are happy!

the cats have fun

.

I already had put this in the replies, but I'll put it in this reblog too. Poem :)

They’re parallel lines

[skyloftian-nutcase]

OO OOO OOOO first off have a great lunch break!!

Second, for the three sentence prompt,

PITCH (I’m killing PRACTICING my singing right now so obviously I have to put a music reference)

Warriors wheezed as he stumbled off the battlefield.

“Captain, you good?” Sky asked as he approached alongside Hyrule.

The captain’s face was stained red from exertion, tears in his eyes, frightening both younger heroes - they’d never seen him in such a state.

“The—Rancher—” Warriors managed to get out before his wheezing faded and he started laughing.

This was all from laughing?

Sky and Hyrule looked at each other uncertainly. “Uh… yes? What about him?”

“That moblin’s knee nailed him,” Warriors continued, now cackling so much he let out another wheeze. “I’ve never heard his voice hit a pitch that high!”

The typically composed captain couldn’t get another word out, doubled over in hysterics, and Sky deduced quickly where Twilight must have been struck. He winced a moment in sympathy before both he and the traveler started to join their companion in laughing.

The Ordonian spent the rest of the evening glaring at them.

[kikker-oma]

hi I decided to write a fanfic based off of one of the hc arts you posted

Also wild’s… insult is based off of this:

Family was once a foreign to the Hero of Men.

Sure, he had his grandfather, and the Minish did welcome him with open arms, but still, it felt empty. 

Not until recent events. 

“I can’t believe it-“ The sailor’s grip was tight, Four could feel his skin turn shades of off-white and red against the grip, you’re doing the same, the logic fought back at him, so he couldn’t bring his heart to let go, “I am you! Or, like, part you, half you? How much time passed?” 

He could only respond with a smile that bore no less than pure joy, “I don’t know-but you’re family.” His gaze felt blurred as liquid happiness pooled in his eyes, his smile raising his cheeks that were flushed with pride. His eyes soon registered a familiar face-the captain waking by, “Hey! Wars!”

The man in question stopped in his tracks, “Yes?” He responded, his tone cautious as he basked in the look on the two’s faces.

“See the family resemblance?” 

Warriors couldn’t help but gaze in confusion, mildly disturbed, “Uh…” he looked up and down, trying to find something, anything, relatively similar, “Big eyes?-“

“No, no, no.” This voice was coming from the champion. His thumbs fiddling with a can of oats. “Blonde.” He began, scooping out a decent amount with his bare hands. 

“Short.” He continued, the grains in question now being crunched on. How was he not choking? That would remain a mystery. Four wanted to break his kneecaps at that comment, yet he allowed the champion to continue.

“And most important of them all,” he knelt down mockingly, a menacing grin on his face, “No abs.” 

His kneecaps got broken in the end. Four could tell by the intensity on how both were broken, they were indeed family.

WAHAHAHA BLARE🤣🤣

This is amazing, they really are related🤣🤣 one family member for each of Wilds blasphemous kneecaps hahaha

Aaahhh four and Wind are SO. CUTE🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭 they're so happy and just wanna brag to their brothers-in-arms🥰🥰🥰

Thank you so much Blare!!

[themortaldraw]

inspired by @blarefordaglare's novelization of the OG turnip four comic, because it mentioned turnip soup for dinner. twilight believes in ethical cannibalism.

[smilesrobotlover]

Some commissions for @eldin-of-pherae , @blarefordaglare , and @ltb-oc !

Thanks for commissioning me you lovelies <3333

[silvrash-797]

@blarefordaglare I'm trying to answer your ask, I promise. Tumblr's being a nightmare rn 🥲

[16mistypaw]

Since I'm now a suspect, I may as well stop lurking and contribute to finding dirt anon.

Cross posting so everyone can see it (Community is apparently broken for some)

Has been accused thus far:

@16mistypaw (me)- Denied. Received anon ask, before it was made known that we could send asks to ourselves. I am also not awake during the day, when it seems the asks likely get sent

@gryphonlover - Has not confirmed nor denied, responded to suspect accusation with "In my defense-" and deflected

@sprite-and-the-bunnydragons - Recieved original dirt anon ask. Has been accused of sending themselves the ask, but I find this unlikely. There would be no reason to do so, because who would have thought it would grow into what it has?

@nerdzanddadz - Denied. Was originally a strong candidate, but am taking their word for it that they are not

@manyfandomfanatic - Has been suggested, but I don't think outright accused. Has not responded to any posts suggesting they are dirt anon. Strong possibility.

@blupeeblep - Denied. I don't have a lot to go on with them, but they have denied being anon, and also stated they don't like writing poetry.

Now for the rest:

@magiowlio - Was suspicious, because they are one of two who have not made any posts in the community. However I did see a post on their profile claiming community does not work on their mobile browser, so. Suspicious, but not at the top of my list, as anon has seen things happening within the community.

@the-sage-of-aura-and-shadows - Unlikely, they supposedly joined the community after dirt anon.

@loz-chainsofcorruption - Is very active in the community. Not a major red flag in itself, HOWEVER, they seem overly invested in finding the anon, and comment on almost every accusation. Could be genuinely trying to help, OR, could be trying to deflect attention away from themselves

@blarefordaglare - Also seems overly interested in finding anon, though not as much as loz-chains. Seems like they really are just trying to help find anon.

@a-dime-a-day - Was the first to post in the community. Was quiet for a bit until manyfandomfanatic was implied, and then their next post said they thought it was them.

@siletrea - Not a lot to go on here, it doesn't seem like they've posted or commented on much. I really can't say either way.

@luna-loveboop2 - First, HOW COULD YOU?! Second, you seem like a prime candidate to be sending anon asks, as you cannot receive them yourself. You also just give off similar vibes, though vibes alone are not enough to make an accusation.

And finally:

@esthelle-wanders My top suspect. Have not seen any posts from them, but they have commented and responded to other's posts. Did state on one they "Can say with certainty that NaD isn't dirt anon". This means they either ARE dirt anon, or know who it is and are not telling us.

With that, I conclude my analysis and say @esthelle-wanders or @luna-loveboop2 are my top suspects.

Do with this what you will.

[silvrash-797]

Poking my mutuals @skyward-floored @hero-of-the-wolf @bluevaractyl @smilesrobotlover @ladye-zelda @nancyheart11 @webhead3345 @zarvasace @guildknight-03 @skyloftian-nutcase @theecholegend @milkyplier @blarefordaglare @readingismyhobby24

I wish there were a universal, low-brainpower, nonverbal way to communicate to my friends that says "hey I'm thinking about you but I don't have anything to say, nor do I have the wherewithal for a conversation right now anyway" via text message but I'm so so so upset that the original Facebook messenger Poke feature was the closest to anyone getting the right idea

[luna-loveboop]

you have a fever? FEEL BETTER FRIEND

sending health beams (why isn’t there a laser emoji so I’ll just use the lightning) ⚡️⚡️⚡️

There's not a laser emoji?!? ok that's messed up, wtheck. I hadn't realised that before.

thank you Blare :) I'm hoping I feel better soon, and I blame my sister, who got a fever at the same time as me. She's more social, so it is obviously her fault. yes <3

the day before I realised I was actual sick and not just feeling like shit for no reason (I do not care for logic), I got really sad. I tried to draw and felt like a failure and giving up all my current ideas. So I restarted breath of the wild about it, and was instantly convinced that was the best thing I've ever done. made me happy. It's been so long since I really played through the game, not just logging on to kill lynels and get facts and screenshots when I feel like it... hehehehehehe

🫂🫂thank you friend

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I’m questioning whether I want to do a silly word or a non silly word 😭 so I’ll let you pick between my words (if that’s okay, if not then I’m sorry)

non silly word:

toast (the bread kind)

silly word:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (I think I’m funny)

ANYWAYS SIDE NOTE: HOW ARE YOU DOING?

Wind marched towards Legend with a mischievous, determined smirk, toast halfway in his mouth as his hands were full with a giant dictionary. He slammed it down on the table, nearly making Legend knock his espresso off with a jolt, and pointed to a word. “Whuff’s this, fm’rtmrf!”

Legend stared, too bewildered to even be upset. “What?”

Four looked over his shoulder to stare at the word Wind was pointing to. “Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Is that even a word?”

“what language did you just speak?” Wild asked, looking up from his video game, eyes wide. “Are you summoning a demon or something??”

“I heard pneumo, is this some crazy obscure disease or something?” Legend muttered.

Wind swallowed his toast and threw his hand in the air. “HA! A word you don’t know!!”

“Text it to Time, he’s the doctor, see if he knows,” Four said, crossing his arms.

Wild had his phone whipped out immediately, and everyone hovered over him, awaiting the response.

Eventually, all that he got was the confused face emoji.

“Well, that settles that,” Four noted as Wild wheezed.

[kikker-oma]

HAS YOU GOTTN THE FOCUS?

I GOT DONE WHAT I COULD👍🏻

The energy left my body at the speed of light around 2am and then I spiraled into nothingness while looping this video

[only-7-bees]

Crochet hair tutorial for @blarefordaglare . For the four doll I had felted the hair on. But when I crochet hair, I cut up a bunch of strings of yarn 2x the length of how long I want the hair. Then fold them and slip stitch them into the head

[hotcheetohatredwastaken]

🧡 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome!!! 🧡

@blarefordaglare @majorproblems77 @nyastri @rosehipandroots @rebornofstars @whatvioletdoes-blog and @taddy-cat thank you all so much for sending me this, I'm honored. You all are pretty great yourselves <3

[luna-loveboop]

🧡 Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome!!! 🧡

:DDDD 🩷🩷🩷🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Thanks Amayis!

@ghosthoard @uniquevoidflowers @blarefordaglare @jinxedruby @amayis-bigtower I love yall so much <33 I didn't wanna answer all of these individually, but I really appreciate it :)

[kikker-oma]

BLARE!!! You sweet woman, I'm so sorry I missed this post!!

This is so so cute, I ADORE Wind and Four interactions, ESPECIALLY about them being related❤️❤️❤️ they're just 2 cutie patooties🥰🥰

"he sees how much he means to Aryll now" IS SOOO CUUUUTE WAAAAHHH😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺 and the banter!

Thank you so much for this gift, it's so lovely❤️

Birthday Fanfic For Oma

@kikker-oma happy 26th (I think?) birthday! You absolutely crushed this year, and I hope you have many, MANY more.

Also this was written hours ago. I just want this to be posted at 12:00am on the dot lol.

Here's some Four-is-related-to-Wind shenanigans. Ft: Genetics!

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It was hard to believe the two were related, aside from the whole shield-that-was-passed-through-generations thing. Not a single soul noticed a hint of resemblance, aside from the obvious big eyes and blonde hair.

The Hero of Winds resented it, really. He felt embarrassed, trying to explain that he had family outside of Grandma and Aryll. While he loved them, it was nice having someone that had wisdom, and a connection only a brother could give.

He sees how much he means to Aryll, now.

He fiddled with the bandages wrapped around his hand, the sensitive skin still feeling the sting of alcohol. It was his fault, really, he should have picked up his sword by the hilt, not the blade. Alas, stupidity happens to the best of people.

"Stop playing with that," he jumped at the voice, his body flinching away from the sudden, albeit quiet, noise, "It will heal slower if you do."

"It's fine. I naturally heal fast." He tilted his head to his right shoulder, raising his eyebrows as if to tell the Hero of Minish: I got this.

The smith simply gave a curt smile, "You can thank me for that."

"Why would I?"

He rolled up his sleeves until they reached slightly above his elbows, and did the same with his pants and knees, "Do you see any scarring?" His eyes did the squinting thing, the look that meant that he already knew the answer to his question.

The sailor huffed, "Well you're short; swords can't reach you down there." There was no malice in his words, but he still earned a playful painful swat from the other.

"Blades aren't the only things that hurt, you know." He rolled his eyes, "Plus, we're almost the same height, so that would go for you too."

The hero stopped protesting, flopping down onto the soft grass, feeling the little points at the end tickle his cheeks, "Fine, you win." He let out a long sigh, "What do you want me to say? Thank you oh so wise, pinnacle of amazingness, stronger than the goddesses themselves, leaving the royal family to their knees greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandpa?"

The bandana'd hero grinned, "Precisely."

"I hate you."

"That would mean you'd be hating a part of yourself!"