#blimp up

[asmoreous]

I realized yesterday that I’m up to 270 pounds…

My belly is getting huge. I noticed that I can’t see my feet anymore standing up, I have to lean over. It keeps getting in the way of everything, I’ve bumped into at least 3 counters and knocked over a glass this last two weeks. My thighs and moobs have completely swollen up. Everytime I lift up my arms, this shirt (a newer one, btw) rides up to my belly button. Wherever and whenever I walk, my body, especially my huge doughball tummy, bounces and jiggles and shakes in unison with each heavy footfall. I’m more winded then usual doing the most rudimentary of tasks.

I can’t stop eating. I really can’t. Even when I’m full I gorge myself even heavier, even rounder, even bigger. Today I wasn’t even that hungry yet I still ordered a giant sub instead of a regular, and topped it off with two brownies that I didn’t need. Then I proceeded to work, my obscene tummy sticking out from my frame.

I need more. I need to be heavier, bigger, softer, plusher, juicier, rounder. I need so so much soft fat. I can’t stop I’m addicted to it. Make me you’re immensely fat, swollen, overfed prince~

[haanahaki]

My favourite master of potions, Darnold!!

[allgremlinart]

once I saw someone say the Korra technology jump doesn’t make sense because atla was so clearly medieval in time period and I. MEDIEVAL ??? MEDEIVAL ?????

[elazul-sasayaki]

I need to feel the pressure building. To feel my skin stretching tight. To feel my mobility slipping away as everything gets harder and harder to bend simply because my body is running out of room to put more of whatever is filling me up.

I need to be a massive blimp. ~w~

[smile-files]

two things

does anyone know where "wawa" came from?? i keep saying it!!!!!!!

came up with another silly imaginary utopia... fuzzyworld, which is inhabited by fuzzy caterpillars can turn into fuzzy butterflies and back again whenever they want

[kaibaspuppy]

arrgh trying to decide how i can insert my s/i into battle city... this is my leats favorite part of making a self insert

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

the easiest way to make me cry is tell me a story about humans trying to fly

[asmoreous]

Send me asks and DMs!

Thank you guys so much for all the love recently! Wanted to let y’all know that you can dm me and send asks. Just know I probably won’t answer any dms if you scare me.

Definitely down to be teased for getting so fat though. I’ve been trying my best to eat as much as I can as often as I can and I think it’s showing uwu so tell me all about how plump I’m making myself~

Or just ask me about video games or literature either one.

[harrowharkwife]

this will either be the most inaccurate, shot-in-the-dark, completely nothing prediction I've ever made, or it'll be my most big-brained, apollo's-gift-of-prophecy, kissing-the-writers-on-the-mouths speculation yet, but i gotta place my bets before the speculation window closes, so:

calling it right now, i think Buck's gonna get blown up/be injured in an explosion at the very end of 6A/start of 6B, and that's what will lead to buddie canon. also this is how coma buck can still win

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

Kaiba corp’s lawyer when seto explains all his ideas for battle city finals

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he and industrial illusions’ lawyer have to get drinks together at least once a week to cope

[blimpixels]

Trope talk 3: Don’t eat my pie

(Trope talk 1, Trope talk 2)

Another berry trope I see  often is the "Don't eat my pie" sticky note stuck on the fridge or the plate, next to one of the best looking slices in the world. Of course the culprit(victim?) ends up berried, but that just opens up more questions. 

Did the person who left the pie in the fridge know it would do that? If they did, were they going to eat it for themselves and end up the same way? Maybe they're immune to getting inflated, or maybe the toxic energy of eating your friend's food causes a chemical reaction in the blueberries causing the juice to reproduce at an exponential rate. 

Moral of the story is, don't eat someone else's blueberry pie. I guess.

[moonsdancer]

"...him..."