#blooky selfships

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For another selfship thingie

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Carley Time (Harley Sawyer x Carla Diamante)

🧭: Me and Mr Wolf - Real Tuesday Weld + Poor George (can't remember the name of the singer)

🧸: Ohh have you ever seen those cool ones where it's like a ceramic faced teddy bear but it's got like a mouth in its stomach? Like that

🍊: Carla makes all of the food (actually a reason why they met) so it's mostly homemade stuff, mostly sandwiches

🧣: (personal head canon) Harley's always been very physically cold, even before he got turned into a robot. Like he used to be stick-thin as a human and always wore turtlenecks under his labcoat. But thankfully now that he's a robot it can't bother him anymore

[selfshipgushing]

i loooove blooky…. need to kiss them so sweetly…..

there’s so little selfship / xreader content of them (especially considering how damn popular undertale is??!) i need to take matters into my own hands and start typing

- @skylightlover

napstablook !!!!! I always thought bro was neat. now that I think about it, idk if I've ever seen any x reader content for him either ?? I've been in the fandom since it came out that's kinda shocking. napstablook loves u and is very grateful someone appreciates them :)

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so if you're in the undertale selfship fandom you know about harems and anti harems, but get ready for my completely original idea tm: anti anti harem

y'know the deal. ramble under the read more

you know the deal. four to five pairs of AU skelebros all in one house. they're all dating this one girl.

except she's genuinely nice and a good friend of the MC and the MC lives with them cause c'mon with all those people in one house the rent is gonna be unmatched, and they're all pretty decent friends. also MC is online dating napstablook.

I TRICKED YOU THIS WAS ACTUALLY ALL A PLOY FOR ME TO WRITE NAPSTABLOOK FANFIC!!

CHERISH THE GHOST. SMOOCH THE GHOST.

anyways, random fanfic thoughts:

skeletons' SO sitting in the kitchen table with a notebook and a calendar absolutely devastated because she has more boyfriends than there are days in the week but she doesn't want any of them to feel left out

MC plays an electric violin cause i really like violin music and have recently discovered that electric violins are indeed a thing and they look awesome. also i'll cause everyone psychic damage by making them play dance of thorns with it.

blooky struggles with whether or not finding a physical body would be a good idea because they do really prefer being a ghost but also they want to be able to hug and kiss MC when they meet in person

also i need to design a body for the ruins ghost. all the cousins must be reunited. i'm thinking like a plushie body. they yearn for the cotton.

alternatively: much like skeletons' SO dates all of the skelebros (who refer to each other as 'cousins' despite the fact that they are obviously just the same two people multiple times), MC may date all of the ghost cousins so i can make a really stupid joke (duo of cousinfuckers)

was kinda thinking about MC and napstablook having met in an online game. maybe i could make it so napstablook's physical body is modeled after their online avatar.

anyways i really don't see napstablook having a *permanent* physical body like- ever. they'd really just be possessing something (most likely a robot cause that's just a classic) and then leaving when it wasn't needed anymore. physical body is for smooches and hugs and ghost body is for everything else

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For selfship ask game

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Answers will be about RoyalCourt (Puppet King x Jester) because they have my brain rn

💘: bittersweet medieval yearning

🎨: Well Jester's whole thing is she both entertains Puppet King and does paintings for him so it'd be like the Mona Lisa vs. A stick figure lol

🛏️: Puppet King IS the bed, Jester is perfectly sized to curl up on the trunk of his body and sleep comfortably (she's too much of a wuss to do it unless Puppet King actively puts her there)

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Hello Dandy's World community I selfship with Shrimpo and Finn

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The beautiful big blue girl is Ray she's a stingray. And her brother Aussie (I don't like him)