#bollywood boyz

[jasvvy]

[hostilecityshowdown]

"Waiting in line to meet Owen Hart & @RealMickFoley, February 1998 in downtown Vancouver.

RIP King of Harts 💕🖤"

Originally posted by the Bollywood Boyz, Gurb & Harv Sihra.

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

So ummm how about Sunil and Samir Singh? 👀

[lghockey]

The Bollywood Boyz give me so much serotonin.

[imvgeswrestling]

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[allelitewrestlings]

[blueonwrestling]

2.0 vs the Bollywood Boyz, 205 LIVE LIVES FOREVER!

[ariyadaivaris]

oh everrise goes here too? good for them i think

[kalakrutimedia]

Boyz 4 Trailer: Marathi Masala with Bollywood Tadka

Experience the magic of Marathi cinema with the electrifying Boyz 4 trailer. This latest Marathi movie promises to add a dash of Bollywood tadka to your entertainment. Get ready for a rollercoaster ride filled with drama, action, and emotions. Watch the trailer now!

[tache-noire]

BAM

[toruro]

svt as bollywood songs

a/n. purely self indulgent. not much newer bollywood tho bc these r mostly from my childhood :3

seungcheol — hookah bar. reminds me of svt's drunk live where cheol was just taking shots and being cheol :3

jeonghan — criminal. probably the hardest one to figure out but :c yap

joshua — raabta! BUT SPECIFICALLY THE ARIJIT SINGH VER. so romantic and gentle and loving and so joshua

jun — jhak maar ke bc i feel like love with jun would sound exactly like this

soonyoung — make some noise for the desi boyz ... so upbeat and energetic and perfect for hoshi's energy

wonwoo — tum se hi OKAY LOOK NOT JUST THE MOOD OF THE SONG BUT the scene in the movie where they guy is in his business clothes and wearing glasses and him and kareena dance ... so wonwoo coded ugh

jihoon — subhanallah! very mellow tone but amazing singing and i think the lyrics are really fitting for woozi!

seokmin — tu jaane na >_< love this song so much and like idk just the vibes ?! remind me of dk and can't stop thinking about him singing this

mingyu — deewangi deewangi ... yk that part where they say all cool boys c'mon make some noise ... yeah ... yeah ...

minghao — subha hone na de. my favorite bollywood song ever so it must go to the loml

seungkwan — nachde ne saar ... such a happy bright song reminds me so much of kwannie c:

vernon — ishq wala love since it's slow and soft song and idk how to describe it but the way that the song talks about love reminds me of vernon

chan — iski uski u will just need to listen to this song to understand how chan it is

[jasvvy]

[hostilecityshowdown]

"Season opener. #canucks"

The Bollywood Boyz hosting Hockey Night, 2021.

[diorhoon]

enhypen as bollywood songs.

this has zero logic behind the reasoning & is essentially Just Vibes. this is just me and my best friend fooling around so we’d love to see you agree, disagree or add your own songs as well :)

heeseung as sooraj dooba hain. something about the sunshine-y, coming of age vibes of the song? my second choice was kesariya which also just fits.

jay as tum se hi from jab we met because jay as aditya kashyap is a headcanon that lives rent-free in my head.

jake as balam pichkari. listen. this song is the absolute summer song, okay? and it’s a holi song too. this song is basically jake in a nutshell & i won’t take any arguments.

sunghoon as pyaar hota kayi baar hai. sunghoon’s gonna have to take one for all the single folks out there 😌☝

sunoo as kajra re. i can imagine him vibing so well with this song 😭 no thoughts head empty, just sunoo dramatically singing barbaad ho rahe hai ji...

jungwon as ishq wala love. jungwon is so college bf coded y’all he’s perfect for this song jhfjkdsjkf

ni-ki as badtameez dil. he’s a wild child. badtameez dil is a wild song. it makes sense.

bonus: heejake as make some noise for desi boyz :)

[thepoopdokyeomtouched]

HI!!!!

dude sajda karaan>>>

ik this is random but there's only so many desi blogs on tumblr and you seem like a really cool person idk

BRO WHAT OTHER BOLLYWOOD SONGS DO YOU LIKE BECAUSE YK THE 2000S SONGS LIKE DESI GIRL, BREAK UP SONG, MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE DESI BOYZ ALL HIT SO HARD

(this is my somewhat subtle way of asking if you wanna be moots?)

OH DAMN WE ARE GOING THERE!?! Ok lets get in it

Starting of from old bollywood

Maine poocha chand se

Bahon mai chale aao

Chura liya hai

Aaj mausam

Lag ja gale

Pehla nasha

These are my favorite 90's songs 😭

Then 2000's

Piyu bole

Tu hi re

My dil goes hmm

👏🏻RHTDM👏🏻 THE WHOLE ALBUM IS MY SOUL EVEN THE RAIN SCENE FLUTE TUNES 😭😭😩😩😩💗💗💗💗

Suno na suno na

Main yahi hoon

Hosh walon ko khabar kya 😩🤌🏻

Kabhi khushi kabhi gam, the whole album 🤭💗

Falak tak

Lazy lamhe, ab to forever, hey shona, ladki kyu, chhalka, saathiyaan, chupke se 😭🤭💗

----NOW THE GOLDEN ERA OF BOLLYWOOD---

Starting with kk's songs : Tu hi meri shab hai, soniye, abhi abhi, beetain lamhe, dil ibaadat, kya mujhe pyaar hai, labon ko, tujhe sochta hoon, zara sa, haan tu hai, oh meri jaan, mat aazma , humko pyaar hua and more ☝🤓

Then Mohit chauhan : the whole ROCKSTAR album like hello?!?! Tujhe bhula diya , masakali, kuch khaas hai, khoya khoya, rabba, IS THIS LOVE, DOORIYAAN, bheegi si bhaagi si, abhi kuch dino se, TUMSE HI, tune jo na kaha and my ultimate fav PEE LOON

My fav artist kk, mohit chauhan, javed ali, sonu nigam, shreya ghoshal, monali thankur, nikita gandhi, sunidhi chauhan , MITRAZ, Vilen, darshan raval, arijit singh, jubin nautyal, asees kaur, shaan, neeti mohan, armaan malik, pritam, vishal shakher, ar rehman, ayushmaan khurana and so many more

Then all emraan haashmi songs 😭 pee loon, tuhi mera, hosaana, tum mile(the whole album 🔥) saibo, I hate love stories (whole album), ek break ke baad, uff teri aadat, hey yeah, tum tak, ranjhaana, rishte naate, paani da rang , soniyo(raaz), AASHIQI 2 WHOLE ALBUM 😩, tera hone laga tu, aajao tamanna, ek din teri raahon mai, hum tum, tere liye(prince), o bekhabar,, sawar loon, JAB TAK HAI JAAN 👺, allah maaf kare, rabba mai to marr gaya oye, mera mann, mann mera, baatein kuch ankahi si, tera chehra(adnan sami), MAULA MERE MAULA, deewana kar raha hai, oh my love, khyaalon mai, guzarish, tose naina, raabta, chori kya re, dagabaaz re, sanam re, gazab ka hai ye din, moh moh ke dhaage, ishq risk, ANJANA ANJAANI(THE WHOLE ALBUM ⚰️, ye tune kya kiya, halka halka, tere naina, ishq bulawa, THE BEST IKTARA, KYA KAROON, WAKE UP SID.

I have a whole sensual playlist romantic, sad, dance, I'M CRAZY ABOUT IT 😩😩😩😩

Even pops like "blam the nights, oh gujariyan, subha hone na de, lat lag gai, lucky boy(bachna ae haseeno is also a DOPE ALBUM🔥😩) , ladies vs ricky bahl, baand baja barat's ayyvien ayyvein, dum dum, aadha ishq, aa zara and so many 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And OF COURSE WE ARE FRIENDS NOW (moot is so weird for a hindi speaker me yk🤓)

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 3/24/24 (late)

This Week's Rankings:

Lash Legend - 71.7% smash

Killer Kelly - 66.9%

Wade Barrett - 65.5%

Jordynne Grace - 65.3%

Rey Mysterio - 64.9%

Shayna Baszler - 62.7%

Angelico - 58.2%

Santos Escobar - 58.1%

Dominik Mysterio - 58.0%

Bollywood Boyz/Singh Brothers - 44.5%

Ryusuke Taguchi (Apollo 55) - 43.0%

Nick Wayne - 32.5%

Nia Jax - 28.7%

Nasty Boys - 7.1%

Average smash rating this week: 51.9%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Nick Wayne - 397 votes

Dominik Mysterio - 371

Shayna Baszler - 244

Nia Jax - 230

Santos Escobar - 227

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Ryusuke Taguchi - 149 votes

Bollywood Boyz/Singh Brothers - 164

Lash Legend - 173

Killer Kelly - 181

Jordynne Grace - 193

The closest poll was Bollywood Boyz/Singh Brothers, who lost 73-91.

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Ric Flair - 4.6% smash

Nasty Boys - 7.1% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Gene Munny - 12.4% smash

Spike Trivet - 12.% smash

Kevin Sullivan - 13.1% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Eric Bischoff (NWO) - 20.0% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Nia Jax - 28.7% smash

Eve Torres - 47.1% smash

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

With an average smash rate of 51.0%, this is the lowest-scoring week yet. The overall average smash rate currently sits at 58.9%, and the previous low score was allllllll the way back in Week 1, at 52.6% average smash rate.

We also got two changes to the overall rankings: Nasty Boys made it to No. 3 on the Bottom Ten Overall list, and Nia Jax was voted the least smashable woman so far. There are still 31 men considered less smashable than her, but it's a major accomplishment to be the first woman to score significantly under 50%.

In happier news, someone finally requested one of my personal blorbos: Angelico. It has been agonizing waiting for him to be requested, so thank you to whoever sent him in. Now to see how long it takes for someone to request my other blorbo...

Rey Mysterio is more smashable than his son Dominik, 64.9% to 58.0%. Dom got 149 more votes, though.

Ryusuke Taguchi is more smashable as a member of Apollo 55 than he is on his own, but not smashable enough to get over the 50% mark (43.0% vs 28.4%).

Nick Wayne got the most votes this week, at 397. A lot of the tags said something along the lines of "he's too young right now, but let's check back in a few years." So, if this blog is still around in 5 years, I will make sure to run a new Nick Wayne poll.

And now for some of my favorite tags and comment

@dm-me-your-weltanschauung on Nasty Boys: #if you told me that this photo was from a campaign encouraging people to get tested for STIs I would believe you#or one of those “talk to your kids about sex before THEY do” things

@booboo-eyedbambi on Dominik Mysterio: #he gives me cute aggression in a way that makes me wanna squeeze him dry like an orange or burn the world down if he says he's chilly

@romanthereigns on Jordynne Grace: #I would let that woman throw me

@discow1tch on Nick Wayne: #he would 100% have been my type when I was a teenager but unfortunately I'm old now and would rather fuck his evil step dad

@supernaturalkickparty on Nick Wayne: #if anything take him to ihop gamestop and build a bear#think i saw a turtleneck shirt this past winter#he can make a christian cage bear