Vince Noir x Reader
Somehow Howard had convinced everyone to go camping again (promises of staying far away from yeti territory and no lectures certainly helped his case). Once again he was fretting over leaving on time, despite constant reminders that this was supposed to be a holiday.
“For god sake Howard, have a drink or something, relax,” you tell him after the fifth time he points to his watch. You and Vince haul your overstuffed suitcases towards the door as you ask Bollo to get Howard a drink.
He brings him a beer and Howard sputters indignantly and begins a rant on driving under the influence before you stop him.
“I’m driving, you’ve seen where your driving gets us. Have the drink,” you retort and Howard is silent, unable to think of a good argument. He huffs and takes the drink and Bollo graciously takes your suitcases down the stairs for you.
Once you’re settled in the van Howard unfurls his map, despite the protests from Naboo and Bollo who are mashed in the back seat with him, and begins giving you directions. Vince sits contentedly in the front seat, pointing out funny sights along the road and occasionally sharing the snacks he’s brought with you. The trip isn’t long and before you know it, you’re taking in the lush trees that fan around the lake you’ll be staying by.
“Wow,” you breathe, “s’beautiful.”
“Yeah,” you hear Vince agree, but he’s only partially looking at the scenery.
The peaceful calm is broken quickly as the other three have a row while they unpack the van.
“I packed all of the tents!” Howard shouts, frowning as Naboo shakes his head.
“Obviously not, there’s only three here you idiot!” Naboo yells back, and you can actually hear all the birds in the vicinity fly away at their noise.
“Boys, please, you’re disturbing the poor wildlife,” you roll your eyes, “it’s fine, we’ll just have to double up.”
As expected, Naboo and Bollo head off with one tent, and Howard grabs the next.
“C’mon then,” Vince smiles at you, grabbing the last tent.
“Oh- you want to share with me?” You ask, surprised.
“Well you don’t want to share with Howard do you?” He asks gesturing over to him.
“Definitely not,” you laugh as Howard wrestles with the pieces of his tent.
“But I can share with him, if you want your own tent,” he offers, but you quickly stop him.
“No, this’ll do,” you blush as he smiles happily at your decision. You two go about setting up your tent, stopping every so often to laugh at Howard’s struggle. Naboo and Bollo have long since finished theirs with some magical assistance, and wandered off to splash in the lake.
“We could go skinny dipping later,” Vince hums and you choke on air, letting out a violent cough. He laughs delightedly at your reaction, wiggling his eyebrows when you glare at him.
You gawk at the tent once you’ve finished it, glaring over at Howard’s.
“You’ve left us with the smallest tent!” You complain.
“I’m a large man, I need my leg room!” Howard argues, ending the squabble abruptly by zipping himself inside his tent. You roll your eyes, turning back to Vince.
“S’pose we’ll just have to squash in,” you tell him, unzipping the flap. He crawls in first, taking the blankets with him to try and arrange them inside. When he’s spread them out best he can, you crawl in after him. There’s not much room and in the scuffle of trying to get in on all fours, you get caught on the edge of a blanket. With your stability lost, you fall forward into Vince, blushing fiercely when you sit up and realize you’re on top of him.
“I think this tent’ll do just fine,” Vince grins up at you.
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yall rockin with the boosh episode ranking !?
it's pretty obvious that season 1 and 2 are my favourites. they have the perfect amount of weird, adventure and the howard and vince friendship, which is so important to me. i feel like season 3 was good, but just no where near the level of the first two.
i also have an irrational hatred of the hitcher, sorry
19 and 20 are so low down because of certain characters, iykyk. i see loads of opinions on the spirit of cjazz and quite frankly i'm not too sure on where to stand properly. i have opinions but that's for another post
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