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Drew art of my FAVORITE character from the amazing fan comic @balladofthebluebaron ! This comic is so good, and the characters are chef kiss!!!!!

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Just enjoying Chibi Johnny from @bluebaronblog

𝐋𝐢𝐥’ 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫!🤍

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hey! what are some of your favourite asoiaf fanfics that you've read (if you feel ok sharing)?

Say less. I came prepared. All of these links are on Ao3 and almost all are rated Explicit because I think spicy things are fun. It’s not all sexy tho. Sometimes it’s rated E for Emotions. Or E for. Like. Life things.

Well. As you all know by now, I am Sansan trash. So most of these are sansan unless otherwise declared. Oh and everyone is of consenting adult age.

A Gift by 3rdstarksistr is my fucking goat. This fic? This fic. Right here. After 15 years of browsing ao3 anonymously, this is the fic that forced me to make an ao3 account. AFTER FIFTEEN YEARS. And it’s being actively updated. This makes me lose my mind, bro. LOSE MY MIND.

Essentially AU where Sandor doesn’t leave at BoTBB and Sandor bargains with Sansa for her body to take her across the narrow sea to safety. I can’t do the story justice. It sounds bad when I describe it. But Sansa is so so soooooo sweet and eager and Sandor is like. It’s hard to describe bc he could totally be triggering to some, but it’s very evident that he cares so deeply for her health, her safety, her happiness, but on the surface? Fuckin asshole. A real Sweet and Smol girl with HUGE SCARY DOG PRIVILEGES dynamic. With some excellent plot, too, that feels very-in-world.

There’s some big loss of virginity, dubcon, and some kiiiinky ass shit here (respectfully) but genuinely love love love this depiction of Sandor. He’s so loving, but also so rough, and he cares so much. I’m trash I know I’m sorry I’m sorry.

The author truly takes my breath away. The writing is so immersive, so catered for the reader, so vivid. It reads so naturally, like the author is painting a picture for you. Also madly in love with Pate, Sandor’s squire. What a cutie patootie. I’ll buy 4, thanks.

For Rent by Gendervny of course I got rep the fucking homie! My beloved @theeironprice wrote this fuckin thramsay masterpiece (it’s ongoing). I wouldn’t recommend it if I didn’t genuinely love it. Now, a fair warning, it is not for everyone. Definitely pay attention to the tags, because this author does not fuck around. The dove’s not dead but. It ain’t sleeping. Ifykyk. (It’s a compliment I promise)

This fuckin gem is so near and dear to my heart. It is a 2004 au with some amazing pop culture references sprinkled in as a little treat for the reader. It’s like the author leaves M&Ms on each page for u to go “OOH CANDY” And it gives u a little shot of dopamine every time I promise you. It’s actually what inspired this doodle of Sansa and Arya I did that you dorks seem to love so much and it makes me microwave all of these characters on fucking repeat in the year 2004. As a 2000s kid, like, this hits so hard. So close to home in the best way possible. And once you read about Theon listening to the Smiths, it just becomes canon to you. Of fucking course Theon listens to The Smiths. What a fucking loser.

A harmless addiction by rummy_cat is just stupid fun. Point blank. Yeah, it’s a sansan modern au. Look, I’m not a modern au person. I truly am not. So if I’m recommending it, it’s worth a read. Sansa is a 20-something who purchased a piece of shit house and is way over her head with her HGTV dreams. Sandor is a poor-bedside-manner, 3-stars-out-of-five on Angie’s list handy man—who also does in-story-equivalent of Onlyfans on the side. Now imma be real with you. I’m a sucker for a romcom cliche. If there’s a meet-cute, or a situation where they’re forced to share one bed, or anything else you can picture happening in a stupid straight to dvd Katherine heigl movie? Say less im already there.

So this is one of those fics that you genuinely don’t even need to know wtf is happening in the asoiaf world like at all. It would be a lovely standalone romcom book. It helps if you know who the main players are like Sansa, Sandor, Podrick, Bronn and Arya, but everyone is kind of a loose caricature. Usually I can’t stand this shit. But they’re so endearing, and written with so much heart and humanity and it genuinely feels like a HBO style romcom sitcom thing with a lot of situational humor. Also like??? Sandor is so endearing. Handyman Sandor and sweet little shut in with a secret potty mouth and a (very mild) porn addiction Sansa is to die for. And the first sex scene? Hysterical. But also hot. And bronn IS SO CUTE AS COMEDIC RELIEF. also gotta rep my man Tony the Italian who literally only shows up for like 3 paragraphs as situational humor narrative fodder and I would genuinely lay my life on the line to protect that man. I actually haven’t finished this one so I have no idea how it ends but genuinely you will be hanging on every chapter. The author is so engaging.

Quenched by Rambo holy fuck dude. Holy fuck dude. This? This shit right here? Holy fuck dude. Cw for dubcon bc well they’re both drunk and there’s some very tasteful feet stuff (if you know me, I am NOT a feet-stuff person. Periodt.) a lovely quick little horny read where Sandor pushes Sansa’s boundaries (consensually) and they are just so sexually compatible with one another. It’s very sweet. Some really lovely horny visuals surrounding period-accurate attire (I am a SUCKER for period accurate attire)

What I love the most about it is that it’s not framed like “character A does things to character B” nah. While Sandor may be doing the bulk of the “work” 👀 the reader gets to see an equal amount of Sandor’s enjoyment as Sansa’s. I love a dynamic where partners get off to their partner enjoying themselves bc it just feels so realistic. Like have you ever been with someone you care for deeply? That their enjoyment fuels your enjoyment, sexual or platonic. That shit is REAL. this author is a PAINTER.

Nine nights by Sarah C this. Was. Soooooo. Much. FUN. It’s a “oops we’re snowed in at an inn and we have to share a room with one bed what r we gonna dooooooo????” trope that is a huge romp and a half. I loved how realistic this was. I love how the author included real life details that are period accurate. Gross little details that aren’t “gross,” but every day real life things! For example, there is a scene where Sandor falls asleep before Sansa and she’s staring at him and just kinda disappointed bc she’s romanticized everything around her and Sandor is just so real. She’s staring at him and unable to sleep and he is snoring and he rolls over and farts in his sleep and she SCOWLS AND SCOFFS and I locked my phone and kicked my feet because it was just so cute and well written and REAL!!!! SO REAL!!!!! And Sansa gets to girl talk with a side character who is also a teenage girl and she deserves that. She sooooo deserves that. We miss Jeyne in this house. also there’s a spicy public fingering scene that is just— I’m blushing like a slut rn 10/10 amazing.

A Tough hide and a tender heart is a lovely little samsa quick read that is rated G and only 800+ words. It was the fic that was attributed to my samsa doodle. I don’t really ship it, but it was so so sooooo cute to think about. This fic is essentially Samwell Tarly being just so fucking sweet as usual. Just a complete gentleman. To Sansa at the Wall. Nothing even truly happens. It’s just Sam being a perfect fucking gentleman and admiring on Sansa. Honestly will give even most hardened assholes sweet little butterflies in their belly. Like I say, not even my ship, but it’s just genuinely so cute.

And I CANNNNNNNN NOT for the fuckin life of me find this fic that tells the “real story” of how the Vale was won. It’s a total “Yeah, Visenya fucked MILF GOAT Sharra Arryn and that’s how Visenya got the Vale to surrender” fic that was. P E A K. but for whatever reason, it’s wiped from my browser history.

I hope you find some of these fun :,) I know I did. Sorry it’s so much sansan I read other things too I promise!

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spongebob in smash would mean goofy goober rock alongside escape from the city and megalovania so

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🔹 Run // botbb 🔹 by cupcake-13sugar featuring acrylic wall art ❤ liked on Polyvore

Acrylic wall art / Urban Outfitters home decor

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botbb round three: airport fashion // yeah bunny 8 by randomn3ss featuring a light pink throw blanket ❤ liked on Polyvore

V neck shirt, 93 BRL / Wool jacket / Straight-leg jeans, 92 BRL / Denim jacket Rose, 495 BRL / London Edit leather tote bag, 1.180 BRL / Iphone case, 90 BRL / White home decor, 93 BRL / Surya light pink throw blanket, 125 BRL / Sketch notebook, 59 BRL / Hyper Marble MacBook Skin Black, 78 BRL / NOTEBOOK FRENCHIE, 16 BRL / 無印良品MUJI ＴＰＵ透明盒-tmall.com天貓, 0,83 BRL / Medium Confetti - Castle in the Air Online Shoppe, 17 BRL

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BOTBB//ROUND THREE by jungshook featuring low rise skinny jeans ❤ liked on Polyvore

Summer shirt / Hollister Co. low rise skinny jeans / Prada backpack, $940 / Beanie cap

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IT IS TIME TO VOTE AGAIN!!!!

FOR THE BLUE BARON!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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BOTBB//ROUND TWO by cmarnoldrr featuring loose fitting tops ❤ liked on Polyvore

Misha Nonoo loose fitting top, 245 CAD / Pierre Balmain zipper shorts, 310 CAD / Adidas laced shoes, 130 CAD / Paper High Fair Trade Plain Leather Journals, 11 CAD / Art Impressions Floral Style Stamps, 16 CAD

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Battle of the Boy Bands at Boston FIG

We’re excited to announce that Battle of the Boy Bands was accepted into the Boston FIG tabletop showcase! Now even more of you will be able to experience the brutality of creating a boy band to crush all other boy bands.

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⏰ Botbb round 1 // Not Today ⏰ by cupcake-13sugar featuring metal headbands ❤ liked on Polyvore

Vintage top / Barbour International leather shorts, $49 / Adidas sneaker, $140 / Metal headband, $2.81 / ellemoss, $25 / Dart Set Temporary Tattoo (Set of 2) / Frisky Filigree Photoshop Brushes

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botbb round three: airport fashion // yeah bunny 8 by randomn3ss featuring a sketch notebook ❤ liked on Polyvore

Crew shirt / Bomber jacket / Zipper jeans / Denim jacket Rose / London Edit leather purse, $380 / Iphone case / White home decor / Surya textured bedding / Sketch notebook / Hyper Marble MacBook Skin Black / NOTEBOOK FRENCHIE / 無印良品MUJI ＴＰＵ透明盒-tmall.com天貓, $0.27 / Medium Confetti - Castle in the Air Online Shoppe

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𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐍!!!!!!!

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💫 BOTBB - 02 ; Solo songs 💫 by sophie-totoro featuring wool sweaters ❤ liked on Polyvore

Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini wool sweater, 225 CAD / Blue jacket, 130 CAD / Levi's blue jeans, 64 CAD / Miu Miu black booties, 2,295 CAD / Tote handbag, 145 CAD / Charlotte Olympia clutch, 640 CAD / Constellations Temporary Tattoos, 8.60 CAD / Abstract landscape photography blue black water surreal - Lake sunset..., 26 CAD / ASOS Set Of Two Vintage Style Sequin Flower Corsages, 7.86 CAD

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BOTBB Audition by bluebirdi featuring destroyed jeans ❤ liked on Polyvore

White tank / Topshop destroyed jeans, $56 / Happy Plugs tech accessory, $37 / Elisabeth Fredriksson Gold City / Brewster 8 in. W x 10 in. H Dustin Grey Wood Wallpaper Sample