#brat tamer and fuck around and find out specialist

[forthetaintedmemes]

Poe: *in tears because Dazai called Karl a trash panda*

Ranpo: Apologize. Now.

Dazai: Or what?

Ranpo: Ed I need you to write me a book about a wine shop that never closes. I think our rental Executive could use another vacation. One he'll never want to leave.

*takes off glasses to squint at Dazai*

Ever.

Dazai:.....I don't negotiate with terrorists.

Ranpo: Ed add a puppy.

Dazai: OK HOLD ON!

[twisted-desires]

Pollinic Crewel Brainrot

(because it lives in my head rent free)

Don't mind me dragging in more pollinic stuff,,, this time I'm rotting about Crewel,,,

All credit goes to @zackcarrion-key for the Pollinic AU here. All credit goes to her for the idea, I'm just the idiot running around with brainrot.

Anywho, spice below! Quick warning for anyone uncomfy with mentions/references to pet play as well (although by this point I don't think we can really be surprised. This is Crewel we're talking about after all.)

So I've been thinking about crewel and I have 2 ideas that I'd like to share with you,,,

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1 - Crewel as a pollinic

I can see Crewel pollinics being from Black Calla Lilies as they mean elegance, beauty, and mystery and they look like they just suit Crewel's general aesthetic. Panda anenome flowers may also suit him (simply because I think they're pretty)

These pollinics are extremely mature and dominant in both behaviour and appearence. They may have a tendency to restrain their partners through whatever means that are safe and available (after all, they may be dominant but they're not brutes!) They also enjoy gagging their partners if they're able to.

Black Calla Lilies also seem to have a preference for gardeners who do a good job tending to the plants they originate from, being particularly soft on them. Additionally, they enjoy partners who dress and present themselves in a more elegant manner, and (possibly surprisingly) more unkempt partners as well, particularly those who need to be 'trained', for lack of a better term.

While almost always dominant, these pollinics are also verses, and are somewhat flexible when it comes to how they treat their partner. A common tendency is for them to use a mixture of rougher treatment and praise/softer treatment to encourage behaviors they enjoy and discourage behaviors that they find less preferable, however if they have a more reserved or submissive partner then softer treatment is far more likely. The opposite can be said for troublesome partners, leading to some nicknaming this species of pollinic as 'the master' or reffering to them as 'brat-tamers'.

Its been recorded that they call their partners by names such as 'pet', 'Good boy/girl/pet' and even 'puppy'

2 - Crewel as a researcher/milking specialist

Alternatively, in the sense of the AU taking place in the NRC greenhouse (I'm probably remembering it all wrong but you get the gist of it) I can see Crewel baking specialised in the research of pheromones/aphrodasiacs from the pollen.

He may teach Yuu how to stimulate the lily of the desert/Kalim properly to maximise honey output, or encourage them to coat their hands in the slick pheromones for the Gerbia daisies/Caters whilst they're being milked for all they're worth.

He's definitely one of the workers with a preference for hand milking the pollen particles, with his preferred setup being more traditional as well. The particle stood and bent over a table-like surface on their front with a collar around their neck to keep them in place. It helps keep them nice and restrained while also giving access to everything that he'll need to work with~ although, don't be surprised to see more restraints used for a particularly moody Hydragea/Floyd or Plumeria/Leona. He's even a master of aftercare with soft caresses and sweet words whenever a pollen is well behaved and completely fucked out after their milking.

He's somewhat like a manager for Yuu, I suppose. He has them fetching the right ingredients for certain pheromone mixtures (for example: the honey of a cherry blossom/Ace mixed with the honey of a plum blossom/Deuce can be beneficial for the production of honey, or perhaps the aphrodisiac-laced saliva of the Hell's Bell/Jamil to create the perfect aphrodisiac gel to use on the lily of the valley...)

I didn't have as much to add to the second idea, but I thought it was kinda neat. I hope you like it too,,,