my new favourite tv scene is bree getting horny because orson is a cleaning freak like her and subsequently having her first real orgasm and thinking it was a stroke
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fast redraw of the screenshot of Desperate Housewives
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bree van de kamp/marcia cross truly carried desperate housewives on her back. i enjoy the other women too but the season 3 episodes she’s not in are particularly hard to watch
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Hiiiiiii (with the intention of starting a bake sale)
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my two new favourite people in the world 😍😭 i am so in love with these two it actually hurts. kyle does such a good job with these character, he melts my heart, and marcia is just incredible
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If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back and grab all those greek philosopher dudes and get them to watch Desperate Housewives
I think Plato is a Bree :)
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After all this years?
Always...
...the lemon meringue pie!!!!...
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edie britt be like *i kiss your husband even though i just said i don’t find him attractive to your face, it pisses me off that you get salty about it so i stick my nose where it doesn’t belong to find some dirt on you to blackmail you into being my best friend* like WHAT THE FUCK 😭
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